Chapter 43: Pretending to be dizzy
Mrs. Ji couldn't resist Wang Shengde, so she could only lead the way in front with a black face.
"Madame look at the road carefully, don't take the wrong place, after all, it is the order of the Holy Lord, if you look at the wrong eye, put this reward elsewhere, then it will be a crime of deception."
Wang Shengde followed behind and said leisurely.
These words were secretly warning Mrs. Ji not to be clever and temporarily arrange a courtyard for Pei Yungui.
When Mrs. Ji heard this, the smile on her face almost couldn't hold back, and she almost bit a mouthful of silver teeth.
Wang Shengde's brain is crazy, and even her Ji Mansion has to intervene in the family affairs, is the life in the palace very leisurely?
She crushed the fire and was forced to lead the way.
Ji's Mansion is not big, but it took more than a quarter of an hour to walk from the front yard to the courtyard where Pei Yungui lived.
Looking at the gradually barren scenery around him, the polite smile on Wang Shengde's face gradually faded down, until everyone stood in front of the dilapidated wooden door that was about to fall, and the wind blew and made a squeaky and complaining sound, Wang Shengde's face finally sank completely.
As the chief eunuch, his self-cultivation made him hold back his mocking words.
Pei Yungui pushed the door open, and the door screamed in the air in a heart-rending arc, and the scene of the small courtyard was completely presented in front of Wang Shengde's eyes.
Dilapidated, desolate, old.
Apart from these three words, Wang Shengde couldn't think of any other words to describe this courtyard.
This is not like the courtyard where an official lady lives, but more like a sheltered and dilapidated house that beggars on the street casually find on the road.
"The humble house made my father-in-law smile." As the owner of the small courtyard, Pei Yungui didn't see the slightest embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Father-in-law, please come in, beware of the threshold under your feet." ”
Wang Shengde looked at the smiling girl in front of him, and a little anger crossed his heart, he stepped into the courtyard gate, and finally couldn't hold back, and sneered: "I didn't expect the Ji family to be poor and depressed to this point, even the boudoir where the young lady lives is so perfunctory, according to this calculation, wouldn't the next person want to live in the pigsty stable?" ”
Isn't this an insinuation that the people in her Ji Mansion are all brutes?
Mrs. Ji gritted her teeth and almost fainted.
According to her usual temperament, she had already swept over with a broom and greeted her ancestors for eighteen generations according to the other party's face.
But the person in front of him is not ordinary.
The chief eunuch in the palace raised the emperor single-handedly, and Mrs. Ji didn't dare to provoke it, and she couldn't afford to provoke it.
She gritted her teeth and said, "That's what my father-in-law said." The house has been renovated recently, and Yungui can only be temporarily wronged to live in this place, but you can rest assured that when the construction is completed, the old woman will arrange Yungui to a good courtyard. ”
Wang Shengde let out a cold snort in his nose, and while instructing the maid to carry things into the house, he said, "Completion? When will it be completed? I'm afraid I'm going to have to wait until next year? The year after? Or ten years from now? ”
Faced with a series of questions, Mrs. Ji could only stubbornly say: "Three days, three days later, the old woman will change the land for Yungui." ”
The thoughts in Wang Shengde's heart were settled, his complexion eased slightly, and his tight jaw loosened.
"With Madame's words, our family is relieved, since the reward has been sent to Miss Pei's courtyard, then our family will say goodbye." He paused, and then said: "The family affairs of this Ji Mansion, it stands to reason that our family should not take care of ......"
Seeing that Wang Shengde's tone had eased, Mrs. Ji couldn't maintain the smirk on her face, so she only sneered in her heart: It turns out that you know it yourself.
"However," Wang Shengde's deep gaze fell on Mrs. Ji's face, and became cold, "Miss Pei saved the emperor regardless of her life, and made great contributions in the previous matter, if she is a man, in terms of meritorious deeds, the saint will definitely recruit into the court as an official, but Miss Pei is a daughter, and giving the official position violates the law of the ancestors after all...... The saint is a person who attaches great importance to kindness, and repeatedly mentions Miss Pei, and can't help but sigh that he has formed a good fate, if you wait to snub Miss Pei again, what will happen in the future, there is no need for our family to talk about it. ”
Wang Shengde wanted to support Pei Yungui, and his words were serious, which frightened Mrs. Ji's heart and the falling stone hung high again, and she forgot about those complaints for a while, nodded and said, "Yes...... Yes, my father-in-law is right. ”
"You are an understanding person, and our family doesn't want to say more, madam, and do it yourself."
"What the father-in-law said, the old woman has remembered in her heart, you can rest assured that the old woman will definitely change her previous mistakes."
Mrs. Ji wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, and just wanted to send away the big Buddha in front of her.
No one expected that at this moment, something would happen suddenly.
Pei Yungui, who was waiting under the sun, rolled his eyes and fainted in front of everyone.
There were exclamations in the crowd one after another, Wang Shengde's face changed suddenly, and Mrs. Ji was also shocked.
The maids hurriedly supported Pei Yungui, who was lying on his stomach, all sides were like vegetables, frozen in place, headless flies, and they didn't know how to deal with it.
In the end, it was Wang Shengde who shouted: "Quick, help your young lady to the room, and quickly send someone to ask for a doctor!" ”
Wang Shengde didn't speak, but as soon as he spoke, Mrs. Ji's heart was alarmed.
Because she remembered it, she had given Pei Yungui that bowl of poisoned medicine last night!
If you ask a doctor to check your pulse, you will definitely be exposed.
If you poke it out, you don't know what moths will be born.
She hurriedly said: "Don't be so troublesome, there is a doctor in my house, just invite him to come, if you go out of the house to find a doctor, I don't know how long it will take." ”
Wang Shengde heard that there was no problem, so he asked Mrs. Ji to arrange it.
Pei Yungui, who had fainted, was dragged and hugged by the maid and invited to the bed.
The sun is not hot, heat stroke cannot be mentioned, Pei Yungui is pure and dizzy.
Ever since she met Wang Shengde, she has been looking for an opportunity to pretend to be dizzy.
First of all, you can't faint when you receive the order, otherwise you will be regarded as dirt by the emperor; The group couldn't get dizzy on the way to her courtyard, she had to let the princess see the small dilapidated house where she lived, so as to sell it miserably, if she fainted on the road, it was very likely that Mrs. Ji prevaricated for various reasons and took her to another courtyard to recuperate; Wang Shengde couldn't faint when he scolded Mrs. Ji, she needed to use Wang Shengde's care and coercion to warn Mrs. Ji.
So after thinking about it, the best moment to pretend to be dizzy is only in the gap between Wang Shengde's farewells.
Secondly, this pretending to be dizzy also has the particularity of pretending to be dizzy.
First of all, you have to shake your forehead a few times in place, a few drops of thin sweat oozing from your forehead, shake your head, and make an appearance of fighting fainting, and then, taking advantage of everyone's attention to fall on yourself, find the direction where a sturdy person stands, and fall towards that head without doing anything.
After fainting, it is necessary to relax the whole body, and it is best to separate the spirit from the body/body, and let others manipulate it without being moved.
After a long period of practice, Pei Yungui has come up with a complete set of theories.
Because he was harshly criticized when he was a child, sometimes he inevitably ate a stick meal, and Pei Yungui occasionally used the fainting Dafa to escape the catastrophe.
Therefore, Pei Yungui's pretending to be dizzy can be described as superb, and no one who is a doctor can see it.
The courtyard was chaotic and noisy.
However, there are different reasons for each person's chaos.
Wang Shengde was really worried about Pei Yungui's body, and Mrs. Ji was afraid that Pei Yungui's fainting would bring trouble to the Ji Mansion, and that Wang Shengde, the big Buddha, would have to stay in the mansion for some time.
Pei Yungui closed his eyes and listened carefully to Mrs. Ji's pretending to be, and the sound of sobbing like a clown jumping off the beam was very interesting.
The acting skills are top and bottom good.
Mrs. Ji doesn't go to the troupe to sing, she is really condescending.
However, she still made a mistake, she forgot that Ji Mansion raised a doctor.
That healer must have colluded with the Ji family.
Perhaps, the poison was inflicted by the healer.
If she had asked him to come to see her, she would definitely not have gotten the result she wanted.
So she had to find a way to get the princess to personally help her find a doctor outside the mansion.
Chickens and dogs jumped, and the healer arrived.
He checked Pei Yungui's pulse, and his expression was light, "It's okay, Miss is just overworked, and she stood in the sun for a while before she fainted. ”
With a worried face, Mrs. Ji stepped forward and said, "Take a closer look, is there really no problem?" ”
"Miss's foundation needs to be that she faints after standing under the sun for too long and lacking qi and blood, which is not a serious illness, and she can usually pay attention to recuperation."
Mrs. Ji breathed a sigh of relief, and said in her mouth: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay......"
Pei Yungui closed his eyes and listened to the double reed of the master and servant singing and harmonizing, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
She thought that the time was almost up, and she "woke up quietly".
The girl's cheeks were slightly drunk and sun-tanned pink, but her lips were sickly pale, and her eyelashes trembled slightly, revealing a pair of misty eyes.
After a long time, those eyes regained some of their brightness, and she looked around and said hoarsely, "Didn't I stand in the courtyard, how did I get to the room?" ”
"Miss is weak, so she fainted." Wang Shengde said: "Miss, what's wrong now? ”
Pei Yungui frowned slightly, and his thin white fingertips supported his forehead.
Her facial features are small and beautiful, her skin is as white as snow, and under the support of her black hair, her complexion looks even paler, giving people a sense of vulnerability.
Wang Shengde instantly felt compassion.
He also had a daughter before entering the palace, born petite and cute, his wife died in childbirth, he personally raised him until he was four years old, but unfortunately his daughter had a cold, and the family was so poor that he couldn't open the pot, and he didn't have the money to hire a doctor, his daughter stayed up for a month, and finally died of illness.
Wang Shengde was very sad, and then he was disheartened and went directly to the palace. The only daughter in his life has become a hurdle in his heart.
So when I saw Pei Yungui, who was lonely and helpless, and was exceptionally well-behaved and sensible, he still brought some personal feelings and wanted to help.
"But what's wrong?" Wang Shengde asked softly.
"Prince, return to the clouds...... Ahem...... The clouds are fine. Pei Yungui covered his chest and coughed out of breath, tears came out of the corners of his eyes, and then continued: "I'm worried about my father-in-law." ”
Wang Shengde hurriedly said: "Hey, don't talk first!" Hurry up and ask the maid to pour you a cup of hot water, and drink it smoothly! ”
Pei Yungui coughed twice, but she really coughed up some sweat, she took the tea sent by the maid, took a sip lightly, and said, "Yungui is fine, thank you father-in-law for worrying." ”
The voice sounded vain and weak, and like the strong words of a dying and sick man.
Mrs. Ji hurriedly said: "My family Yungui is a little weaker, I can't stand for a long time, the rest should be fine, if you still have something to do, father-in-law, go back to the palace first, the old woman will take care of her." ”
Wang Shengde squinted at Mrs. Ji, and then looked at Pei Yungui's sick expression, and a different color flashed in his eyes.
He has been in the palace for decades, not to mention anything else, but he has learned ten out of ten skills in observing words and feelings, Mrs. Ji seems to be nervous about Pei Yungui, but in fact, she is begging him to return to the palace openly and secretly, and Pei Yungui said that there was nothing to do, but in fact, his eyes were intentionally or unintentionally skimming towards him, as if there was something unspeakable.