Chapter 66: Who Hides Poisonous Dung in the Fruit?
Chen Xuanzang and his entourage left.
Chen Zhizhi went to Wanshou Mountain to look for Zhen Yuanzi, and when he first arrived at the gate of Wuzhuang Guanshan, the breeze and the bright moon came out to greet him.
After Qingfeng Mingyue gave a salute to Chen Shichu, Qingfeng's eyes fell on Liu Qingyuan and couldn't help but laugh and said: "Come on, come on, this monkey will come to our Wuzhuang Guan Qingxiu again, quickly talk to the master, take out the long case scripture again, and save this monkey from moving it himself." ”
Liu Qingyuan trembled when he saw Qingfeng's "kind smile" on his face, and hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Good senior brother, I haven't digested what the Great Immortal taught me last time, how can I learn a new one, next time, next time!" ”
Qingfeng was suddenly a little disappointed, Zhen Yuanzi spared no effort when he taught Liu Qingyuan, so that he could be a teacher, and he enjoyed it, so that Qingfeng also participated in it as a tutoring master, and only then did he know that he was so happy.
At this time, Zhen Yuanzi's voice came from Wuzhuang Guan: "Why don't you two hurry up and welcome people in, what are you messing around at the door?" ”
Chen Qiqi followed Qingfeng Mingyue in, saw Zhen Yuanzi, raised his hand and said: "Zhen Yuan Daxian, Xiaodao is disturbed at the beginning." ”
Zhen Yuanzi smiled and said: "Don't bother, no one comes to my Wuzhuang Temple on weekdays, but you have added a little fun, tell me what happened this time?" ”
Chen Chuchu got straight to the point: "Xiaodao is going to destroy the Lion Camel Country and Lion Camel Ridge this time, and you need to prepare before the battle, and find a blessed place with abundant spiritual energy to cast spells to prepare, so ......"
Zhenyuan Daxian smiled: "Looking around, do you think my Wuzhuang view is the most suitable?" ”
Chen Chu smiled awkwardly: "Yes." ”
Zhenyuan Daxian didn't care, Chen Chuchu wanted to get the uncle of the Lion Camel Country, what does it have to do with his Earth Immortal Ancestor? If it is claimed that Buddhism is spread all over the four continents, come to Wuzhuang to make a fuss? He shook off the dust and said, "If I'm not mistaken, you should want to use some kind of spell in the thirty-six methods of Tiangang, could it be the nail-headed seven arrows?" ”
The nailhead seven arrows are the nailhead seven arrows, which has nothing to do with the nailhead seven arrows book in the god list, but the common point is that they all belong to spells.
Zhen Yuanzi touched his beard and said: "The seven arrows of the nail head need to find a spiritual place to support the altar, and then write a spell book, compile a scarecrow and put it on the spell book, write a rune paper with the other party's name and birth date and paste it on the straw man, shoot it with an arrow every day, the first six arrows will only make people drowsy and have no obvious feeling, and when the seventh arrow is shot, it will quickly drain the opponent's life and die immediately." ”
Chen nodded yes.
Zhen Yuanzi didn't ink, and arranged it directly under the ginseng fruit tree in the backyard, where the aura was the most sufficient, otherwise he wouldn't have planted the tree here.
Chen Kai immediately opened the altar, the square table, the yellow cloth, the spell book, the charm, the eight-character name of the birthday, the straw man, and the short bow and golden pill of the Erlang God, were about to start......
Seeing this, Zhen Yuanzi helped refine the golden pill into a golden arrow: "This is the nail-headed seven arrows, not the nail-headed seven pills, it's safer." ”
Chen thanked him at first, and then recited a mantra, only to feel that there was an invisible cause and effect entangled in his body. The Seven Arrows of the Nailhead are extremely domineering, but they are not without weaknesses, such as being discovered by the other party, finding and smashing the altar, and the spell will lead to the death of the master.
Six days passed.
Lion Camel Country.
On this day, the lights are colorful, so lively.
According to the news coming out of the palace, the monsters knew that it was the birthday of the golden-winged Dapeng eagle, the lord of the Lion and Camel Country, in a few days.
Birthdays are such things that only mortals can live, because mortals have a very short lifespan, so they have to remember the number of years of their birthdays every year, and monsters have two or three hundred years casually, and basically don't know their birth time, wet eggs, parents are still uncivilized beasts, where will they remember their birthdays......
But everyone is happy to celebrate the birthday of the lord of the country, because the lord of the country eats meat.
Chen Qiqi came back from Wanshou Mountain with Liu Qingyuan, he changed into the appearance of an evil person, and Liu Qingyuan also became a devil muscle monkey again.
In the palace, the golden-winged Dapeng looked at the pile of green grass that Chen Qiqi took out of the bag, and said with some disbelief in his eyes: "You went out and came back looking for these things?" ”
Chen Chuchu said with a smile: "The lord of the country should not underestimate these spiritual grasses, their growth time is secretly in line with the auspicious time of heaven and earth, and they are suitable for use in the cake, which also means that the lord of the country will live forever, and heaven and earth will live together!" ”
The golden-winged Dapeng Eagle nodded: "Since that's the case, you start, this king will celebrate his birthday tomorrow, and I don't know why I'm sleepy these days, and I always want to sleep......"
Chen Chu raised his eyebrows and said: "It is normal for the lord of the country to be tired, and it is the most troublesome to run such a big demon country, so it is time to rest." ”
The next day, the lion camel country is more lively, surrounded by many demons, there is a huge white elephant to the palace, he is the lion camel ridge old two six-tusked white elephant, but also the mount of the Bodhisattva.
The golden-winged Dapeng sat on the throne, laughing, in a very good mood, he saw the white elephant coming, and immediately came down to greet him and said: "The second brother is here, sit down quickly, I will do my birthday today, and I will make a birthday for the second brother another day!" By the way, it's been a long time since I saw my eldest brother, where did he go? ”
The white elephant sat on the wide white jade chair, looked left and right at everything in the palace, and sighed twice: "Brother, this lion camel country is much better than the last time I came, you are a person who will enjoy it, unlike my elder brother, I sit in the cave of Lion Camel Ridge all day long, and your eldest brother always runs out and doesn't know where to go." ”
The golden-winged Dapeng eagle raised his hand and signaled: "Come, push up the cake carefully made by the Five Elements Dao people, be careful, if it is damaged, I will take you as a ...... for wine."
"What is a cake?"
The white elephant knew about pastries, but he had never heard of cakes: "Isn't it made of eggs?" ”
Chen Chuchu came over and said: "You are the second brother of the lord, you are really powerful, the momentum is amazing, the little ones can stand in front of you without falling down is already doing their best." ”
The white elephant listened: "You man...... Quite good at talking. ”
The golden-winged Dapeng Eagle said with a smile: "He is a person of the Five Elements Dao, gathered from the Qi of the Five Elements of the Beihai Sea, with the body of the Five Elements, half a year ago he brought his apprentice Mighty Monkey to join my Lion Camel Country, I don't know anything else, but he just speaks well!" Don't hide it from the second brother, in the half a year since he came, I have become accustomed to him talking every day, and if I can't hear it one day, I can't feel the ...... all over."
White Elephant: "......"
Say a couple of words and you're still gasping.
Chen Qiqi said: "The cake is coming, it is better to put candles, make a wish, and eat the cake." ”
The little demons carefully pushed the cake over, below is a cast iron round table, with a large number of clouds and mist, the cake has nine layers, each layer is one meter high, there are flowers, trees, birds and beasts on it!
Chen Qiqi stood next to the cake and said loudly: "Nine-layer cake, nine is the ultimate number, which means that the lord of the country will be infinitely powerful and become the lord of all demons and kings in the world!" ”
The white elephant's face froze for a moment.
The Golden-Winged Roc Eagle glanced at it and coughed, "Let's start directly." ”
Chen Chu nodded, put nine candles on the cake and lit it and said, "Please blow out the candles and make a wish!" ”
These are all rituals, although there is no real meaning, but the golden-winged Dapeng Eagle is in a good mood, or go up to blow out the candles, look around and say: "I won't say nothing, after the establishment of the four major state demon countries, I guarantee that every monster will have blood to eat!" ”
Chen Qiqi handed over a long knife: "Please cut the cake." ”
The golden-winged Dapeng eagle swept the long knife in his hand, the knife light flickered, and he instantly cut six knives on the cake, and divided the cake, he sat back on the chair and greeted the white elephant, and was about to eat the cake, when he suddenly saw the strong monkey drooling, and his heart moved: "Come, I'll give it to you!" ”
Liuqingyuan's eyes lit up, and he hurried over, grabbed the cake and stuffed it into his mouth: "It's delicious, it's delicious, it's so delicious, my lord, can I eat the rest of it again?" ”
Seeing that Liu Qingyuan was fine, the golden-winged Dapeng Eagle waved his hand and said, "What's the hurry, of course, it will be your turn after my second brother and I finish eating, and we will all stay by the side." Five Elements Dao people, rewrite me and make a big one, it's not enough to stuff your teeth......"
Chen Chu divided the cake and said flatteringly: "The ingredients of this cake are all made from the treasures of heaven and earth in the treasure house of the kingdom, and it is full of aura and is particularly expensive......
The golden-winged Dapeng Eagle saw that Chen Chuchu was also swallowing his saliva, and smiled: "You wait and get a piece yourself." ”
He ate the cake very quickly, and after eating one piece after another, he soon felt dry in his mouth, and said, "Isn't there fruit wine, hurry up and send it up!" ”
Chen Qiqi asked a few little demons to send the fruit wine up, opened the seal, the fragrance was overflowing, and he was about to pour it into the bowl, when the golden-winged Dapeng Eagle reached out and lifted the whole vat over: "Drink it directly!" He glanced at the dozen crimson vermilion fruits floating in the vat, which was exactly what was in the treasure house, and without thinking much about it, he swallowed it all......
The white elephant is also thirsty, he is a person who has eaten the treasures of heaven and earth, so he can naturally taste the difference in the cake, and said: "Next time you make a cake, you must pay attention to the balance of cold and heat, you put too much hot herbs, so your mouth is dry!" Quick, bring me some of this fruit wine. ”
Chen Chu handed over the new wine vats, watched them tons and tons, and then pushed the other wine vats to the tables of those "civil and military officials", and the speed at which they slid and drunk.
At this moment, there was a sound of wine spilling, it was a big rhinoceros, and it was also the rhinoceros that tested his strength with Liu Qingyuan half a year ago!
His face turned purple, his eyes bulged, his teeth chattered, and he pointed to the wine jar: "This...... The fruit in this wine is poisonous, it smells of! My throat, my stomach hurts, it's like a fire, you ......" reached out to grab Chen's sleeve.
Who knew that Chen Chuchu also showed a "circled" expression, and then became furious, grabbed the wrist of the rhinoceros with his backhand, reached into their bowl with his left hand and fished out a Zhu Guo and sniffed it, and was shocked: "Is there really someone hiding in the fruit, or poisonous, who is it!" ”
He trembled, was extremely excited, and roared angrily: "Damn, who is moving on such a day, all the monsters who have touched the fruit wine just now are not allowed to move here!" ”