Chapter 389: If you don't die, you won't die miserably
"Good! The first thing is to disband the Blue House! ”
"No problem!"
"The second thing, dye your green hair back and wash off the tattoos on your arms!"
"No problem!"
"I'm not a tattoo at all, you see, it's off as soon as you wipe it!"
"Actually, I'm afraid of pain, so I use a tattoo sticker!" Sun Dongxu said with a hippie smile.
Xiao Zhuo's face was black.
This kid actually bluffed people with tattoos.
What a shame!
"The third thing, no longer have contact with Qian Weihao!"
Sun Dongxu's expression was stunned, he and Qian Weihao have been smelly for many years, and they will definitely be scolded if they break off their friendship suddenly.
But if you don't agree now, I'm afraid you won't be able to pass the test.
"No problem!"
"If I find out you're lying to me, I'll break your legs!"
Xiao Zhuo suddenly exuded a powerful chill on his body, which made Sun Dongxu shudder.
"Big brother, you don't dare to give me ten dares!"
Xiao Zhuo nodded.
"How is Old Man Sun Ke now?"
Sun Dongxu couldn't help but be stunned, could it be that this guy and his grandfather are old friends?
No wonder he showed mercy to his men.
The reason why Xiao Zhuo asked this is because over the years, he has often seen his mother wiping her tears alone in the middle of the night.
Although he didn't know what the Sun family did to his mother back then, he could see that his mother was very homesick.
"Grandpa's health is not very good, and he has issued many critical illness notices in the past two years!"
Xiao Zhuo frowned, "What disease does he have?" ”
Sun Dongxu shook his head, "Grandpa has been sick for more than 20 years, and he has found many doctors during this period, but he has not found out what the cause is, but his health is getting worse and worse!" ”
Hearing this, Xiao Zhuo's heart tightened, if his mother knew about this, she would definitely be very sad.
He even decided to find an opportunity to definitely see Old Man Sun.
That's when it happened.
Toot toot.
The phone rings.
At first glance, it was an unfamiliar number.
The phone was connected, and a voice came, "Stinky boy, help me!" ”
Xiao Zhuo's expression changed, this was the voice of Xingyun.
Didn't this old guy just be separated from him for a long time, what's the situation?
"Old fellow, how are you ......?"
Before he could finish speaking, the phone hung up.
Xiao Zhuo hurriedly dialed over.
The phone was connected, "Are you Xiao Zhuo?" ”
"Yes!"
"This is the Dongdan Public Security Office, your uncle is here with us, please come now!"
My uncle?
How to swear?
Xiao Zhuo couldn't help but be stunned.
"I don't have an uncle, you're mistaken!"
"Impossible! An old man in a robe said he was your uncle! And it's pro! ”
Depend on!
Nebula, this old guy is talking nonsense again!
"He just said let me save him?" Xiao Zhuo asked tentatively.
"He's talking nonsense, don't worry, people are safe, come here!"
"What the hell happened to him?"
"Uh...... You'll know when you're here! ”
Hanging up the phone, Xiao Zhuo said to Sun Dongxu, "Follow me!" ”
Half an hour later, the two appeared at the Dongdan Public Security Office.
Xiao Zhuo found the security officer who called him.
"Officer, what the hell is wrong with that old guy?"
"Isn't he your uncle?"
"It's not! He has a bad brain, in fact, we are...... His friends! ”
"I'll just say he doesn't look like you!"
"Officer, what the hell happened to him?" Xiao Zhuo asked.
The police officer wanted to speak and stopped, "He ...... Prostitution! ”
Xiao Zhuo raised his eyebrows, "This ......"
"Officer, is there a mistake?"
"Mistaken? Hum! Can you be wrong if you get stolen goods?! ”
"We received a report from the Chaoyang masses that there was an illegal family spa in a community, so we deployed police to arrest it!"
"When I broke down the door, I found that this old guy was tearing up two old ladies with no clothes in dishevels!"
"After inquiry, I found out that this old guy wanted to run a single, but he was dragged by these two old ladies and not allowed to go!"
Hearing this, Xiao Zhuo's face was black.
I never expected that Nebula, a shameless person, would be so shameless.
The sheriff continued, "Since you are his friends, you should care more about him!" ”
"I'm old, what if someone dies in sports!"
Xiao Zhuo: "......"
The security policeman's tone suddenly softened and said, "An ugly and sloppy old man like him, empty and lonely and wants to find excitement, is also very understandable!" ”
"For the sake of his age, forget it this time, you go back and pay the fine and take him away!"
"Officer, he's not very old, and I don't have the money to pay him a fine!" Xiao Zhuo said.
The security officer raised his eyebrows, "What did you say?" ”
At this time, Sun Dongxu said on the side, "I have money, I'll pay it now!" ”
Xiao Zhuo glared at him fiercely, as if he was looking at a fool.
Then he discussed with the security police, "Officer, why don't you lock him up for a few days?" Teach him a lesson!"
"Forget it! If he dies with us at his age, we can't afford it! ”
"Hurry up and hand over the fine and leave!"
Helpless, Xiao Zhuo had to pay the fine honestly.
The security police took Xiao Zhuo to the detention room, passed by an iron gate, and saw two old women with heavy makeup sitting inside.
Xiao Zhuo was startled.
In addition to dressing up a little more seductively, these two are covered in fat, and the folds on their faces are like goosebumps.
"! How can this be delicious! Sun Dongxu couldn't help but say.
A word suddenly came to Xiao Zhuo's mind: hunger does not choose food!
Nebula, this old guy really doesn't refuse to come!
Taking two more steps forward, Xiao Zhuo found Nebula sitting upright in another room.
"Old man, your friend is here to pick you up!"
Seeing Xiao Zhuo, Xingyun grinned, "Stinky boy, I knew you wouldn't leave me alone!" ”
Xiao Zhuo was silent with a gloomy face.
When the three of them came out of the sheriff's office.
Nebula couldn't help but explain, "Stinky boy, it's actually a misunderstanding today! ”
Misunderstand?
Have they all been stolen and captured, but are they still misunderstood?
How do you have the face to say it when you step on a horse.
"I was going to go back to Wutai Mountain, but when I passed by a community, it was not easy to see two women, so I wanted to help them!"
"All the help to the bed?" Xiao Zhuo asked with a cold face.
"What words! I'm that kind of person! ”
"You know, I'm good at fortune telling, especially fortune telling!"
"I'm hurt, and I have to lie down for them!"
"Who knew that after it was over, the two of them actually asked me for money!"
"At this time, the security police came in, and you said that I was wronged!"
"You've taken off your pants, and you're embarrassed to say wrong?"
Xingyun's expression froze, "I really didn't take it off, they pulled it down for me!" ”
"You're really not lying?"
"What words! I am the head of the Tantric sect, and I am not afraid of shadows, how could I do such a thing! ”
"Haven't we known each other for a day or two, don't we have the least trust between people?"
"Nope!"
Nebula: "......"
"Old fellow, I would like to advise you!"
"If you don't die, you won't die a miserable death!"