Chapter 211: You blow on Mrs. Zhang
"Ahh Really hanged yourself? Mrs. Zhang looked at Yang Er Laizi dumbfounded.
"You go back and get the rope out and make a show, what are you afraid of! If you don't hang yourself and make a fuss, do you want to wait to starve to death......"
Mrs. Zhang thought about it, nodded viciously, went back to the house and took out the rope prepared in advance from under the bed, and shouted at Qin Huairu after coming out: "Okay, since you want to force me to death, how can I show you......"
As he spoke, he threw the rope to Yang Erlaizi.
The people in the courtyard were stunned when they watched the movements of the two, what are they doing!
Yang Er Laizi took the rope, ran to the steps of the hall, and moved a broken stool, I don't know how many years it has been soaked in feng shui and rain, and it squeaks and twists when I step on it, and the wood is rotten.
Throw one end of the rope over the girder overhead, tie the rope at both ends, and pull it, it is very strong......
Mrs. Zhang saw that the rope was tied, walked over tremblingly, and was about to climb up with the stool, and then said to Yang Erlaizi uneasily: "You are optimistic about me, I am afraid of heights!" ”
"Don't worry, go up!"
"Why don't you forget it......"
Yang Erlaizi saw that the fat daughter-in-law was about to retreat, and immediately glared, and scolded angrily in a low voice: "If you want to find a fight, hurry up and give me a look, what are you afraid of!" ”
Mrs. Zhang looked reluctant, trembling and climbed onto the stool, the stool 'squeaked' and staggered, looking like she couldn't hold on.
Holding the rope, Mrs. Zhang shouted angrily: "Qin Huairu, this is what you forced me to death, I will go down to find my eldest son, let my eldest son see how the daughter-in-law he married treats his wife's ......"
"Don't, don't, no, no, hurry down, what's the matter to say......" Yan Bugui ran over and stood below to dissuade him, looking up at Mrs. Zhang in horror.
It's a bit high!
"Yes, yes, what's the matter, you go home and ......"
"Yes, yes, don't hang yourself again, it's a good day......"
He Yuzhu stood by the hall, looked at Mrs. Zhang, and then at the stool at her feet, and laughed.
Qin Huairu looked at Mrs. Zhang in a daze, opened her mouth, she didn't say what she wanted to say, how can she say it now, is this matter over? How could it be!
I didn't expect this dead old woman to play so hard, she really took the rope to hang herself, she used to scare and scare people, but looking like this today, it seems to be real.
"Okay, Qin Huairu, you are ruthless ......" Mrs. Zhang saw Qin Huairu standing in the courtyard and didn't stop herself, and she didn't say anything soft.
Angry, she immediately kicked the stool under her feet, put the rope around her neck, and shouted: "I'll die to show you......"
I originally wanted to scare and scare Qin Huairu, but I didn't expect the stool under my feet to disintegrate directly.
"Amount~
Help, save me......"
Mrs. Zhang hung on the rope and swayed from side to side, and kicked her legs back.
"Ah~"
"Save ...... Quickly"
"Hurry up and untie the rope ......"
"It's too high to go up......"
Seeing that Mrs. Zhang really hanged herself, everyone was startled, and a group of people ran over and surrounded Mrs. Zhang to get her down.
After working for a long time, I couldn't get it down, Mrs. Zhang hung too high, and there was no stool to cushion the bottom, so I would untie it for a while.
"Ouch ......"
Yang Erlaizi ran anxiously below, wanting to hug Mrs. Zhang's feet.
Mrs. Zhang, who was struggling, kicked her head vigorously and lay on the ground with her head up.
Seeing that Yang Erlaizi was kicked down, everyone didn't dare to get close to get started, and after being kicked, the king of Hades was gone.
He Yuzhu looked at Le crazy, pursed his lips, hurriedly ran to the side and squatted down, laughing: "Poof, hahahaha~"
Before, he gave Yang Er Laizi an idea and asked Mrs. Zhang to find trouble with Yi Zhonghai, as long as Yi Zhonghai dared to meddle in things, he would come to the courtyard to hang himself, and this place was all discussed in advance.
However, on the stool on the side of the hall, He Yuzhu did a little tricking.
At that time, he was still worried, afraid that as soon as Mrs. Zhang got on the stool, the stool would fall apart, and he was afraid that Mrs. Zhang would go up and the stool would not fall apart, but it took He Yuzhu a lot of effort.
Now that you see it, it's pretty good!
Mrs. Zhang is almost gone, her face is black and purple, and her shaking strength is small.
"Mom...... Woo, I'm not separating from my family, don't ...... like this" Qin Huairu finally woke up from her stupidity, and hurriedly ran over to drag Mrs. Zhang in tears.
He Yuzhu rubbed his smiling and somewhat stiff face, got up to watch the play, and did a favor.
Seeing that someone was carrying a stool out of the house, He Yuzhu hurriedly went over to stop it, and shouted anxiously: "Ercheng, this stool is too low to reach the rope on it, and then move it higher." ”
After speaking, he snatched the stool from Erchengzi's hand.
"Oh, I ......" Erchengzi was also stunned, stunned for a moment, and quickly turned around and ran to the backyard, wondering in his heart: "The height of this stool should be enough, how can I say that it is not enough......"
He Yuzhu smiled and put the stool aside, and hurriedly ran back.
Mrs. Zhang hung on it and struggled weakly.
Qin Huairu sat down on her two legs while crying, seemingly wanting to sit on the ground and cry.
Qin Huairu pulled down desperately, and Mrs. Zhang hung on it, her tongue spit out, and her eyes were wide open.
Qin Huairu's actions made He Yuzhu, who was helping to make trouble outside the crowd, look stupid.
Ruthless or you!
This is because I am afraid that Mrs. Zhang will not die fast enough, so you can add some counterweights, right?
Good!
I'm sticking with you!
"Qin Huairu, let go! Let it go......"
"Don't cry yet, let it go......"
A few old ladies took Qin Huairu's hand and wanted to drag her away.
"I'm not leaving, woo...... Mom, why can't you think about it so much......" Qin Huairu cried and hugged Mrs. Zhang's leg tightly, but she didn't leave.
Yan Jiefang ran over from the front yard with a ladder and shouted, "Spread out, spread out ......"
"Quick, the ladder is coming......"
"Spread out ......"
He Yuzhu looked at the egg pain, Yan Jiefang, what are you doing, show that you can endure it!
Then He Yuzhu patted his head, remembered the two sisters Hu Meizhong, and hurriedly ran to an aunt's house, but he didn't expect the two sisters Hu Meizhong to be watching at the door, and they used to pull them into the house, and they didn't have nightmares at night when they saw this.
In the courtyard, Yan Jiefang got up the ladder, climbed up, looked up at Mrs. Zhang, who was sticking out her tongue and her face was purple, and she was suddenly so frightened that she almost slipped her foot down.
"Be careful, hurry up and get rid of people......"
Yan Jiefang endured his fear, stretched out his hand to push Zhang Pozi out of the rope, pushed it twice and didn't move, and then untied the rope head, Zhang Pozi was too heavy, and the hanging rope was tight, and it couldn't be untied at all.
"The rope can't be untied, you lift her feet below, and I'll push her out."
"Come on, raise your feet, Qin Huairu, you quickly dodge ......"
Qin Huairu wiped her tears and choked sadly to the side, and looked at Mrs. Zhang, who was already hanging still, and was ecstatic in her heart.
This is the old woman who hanged herself, don't blame herself! As long as Mrs. Zhang is dead, Yang Erlaizi will also get out!
"Quick, catch ...... below"
A group of people finally lifted Mrs. Zhang down and put her on the ground, looking at Mrs. Zhang, who was purple and tongue-out, and was out of breath, a group of people were stupid.
"Is this a dead end?"
"It's not moving, you said it's not breathing......"
"Oh, it's evil......"
Yan Bugui Elementary School teacher has read a lot of books, and knows that he can still be rescued if he just loses his breath, so he squatted on the ground to check, touched the pulse of Mrs. Zhang's wrist, stood up reluctantly, pointed at Qin Huairu and hurriedly said: "Hurry up, there is still salvation, you blow on your mother-in-law's mouth." ”
"Poof~"
He Yuzhu, who was sitting in an aunt's room and was drinking water, heard this, and squirted out directly, covering his head while lying down: "Hahahaha~"
Blow?
How to blow!
Do you want to take a trachea to cheer up Mrs. Zhang!
"What's a guy smirking at?"
"Brother-in-law, what are you laughing at?"
He Yuzhu's tears of laughter came out, and he waved his hand again and again: "Haha~ It's okay, it's okay......"