"Well, isn't it just a little game? Let's get started, what are the rules? "Although Wen Han wants to solve the battle quickly, he still needs to have the procedures that should be there.

Niu Niu didn't talk nonsense, and directly began to talk about the rules of the game.

The rules are also very simple, in the form of one question and one answer. The girl is responsible for asking, and Wen Han is responsible for answering.

For the girl's question, if Wen Han can't answer it, it's okay to answer it incorrectly the first time. If it's wrong the second time, then the girl wins.

The rules are also very simple, and Wen Han has no doubts.

Soon the three of them found a place to sit down and prepared to play this little game here.

Wen Han thought that the question asked by the girl was difficult, but he didn't expect that this question was completely unexpected by him.

When the girl asked the first question, Wen Han sensed that something was wrong.

You say it's a simple question, but it's actually very simple. You say it's difficult, it's a little difficult. But Wen Han always had a feeling that something was very wrong in his heart.

He always felt that the question asked by his sister was definitely not a serious question. He has this concern, also because of the live broadcast status displayed on the girl's mobile phone.

At this time, he didn't believe that the girl would ask some simple questions, and then end hastily.

"There are 4 types of rulers in the world, rulers, tape measures, and triangular rulers. So what is the last kind of ruler left? ”

Hearing this kind of question, Wen Han directly began to make trouble.

Not because he doesn't know the answer, but because he knows that there are too many rulers in the answer.

Before Wen Han started to answer, the fans in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still.

“？？？ What about the good flirtation? I dare to ask this kind of pediatric question, it's too unusual. ”

"Isn't it, I'm ready to laugh, so you're going to ask me this question? Is the answer a wooden ruler? ”

"It shouldn't be. Our Niu Niu is known as the queen of earthy love stories, and it is impossible to ask such a simple question. ”

"Brothers, don't think about it so simply. There is a good chance that this ruler is not our normal ruler. ”

"What other ruler could it be? Vernier calipers? Wouldn't it be, the physical rulers are all out? ”

"Poofhahahaha! Originally, I didn't think it was funny, but you made me laugh directly with a vernier caliper. ”

"Whatever, let's keep watching, this is just the beginning, don't worry."

Wen Han doesn't care, just say a few feet. Anyway, it's just a small game, and if you lose, you lose.

"Inch? Heavyweight? Flame Splitting Wave Ruler? ”

Wonder Niu Niu directly shook her head and denied his answer.

"Stupid, it's Iloveyousomuch!"

This sudden earthy love word made Wen Han stunned for a moment, and then continued to look at the girl with an expressionless face.

Although it came very suddenly, the cold was not good. As a straight man, he's not interested in this kind of thing. He understands what it means, but he doesn't get caught up in it.

Fans are different.

Fans who realized it were also excited, and the keyboards were about to smoke.

"Ahhh My Keqing wife is confessing to me, I love you too, wife. ”

"Get out of the way upstairs, obviously confess to me, okay? You don't pee like you. ”

"I said it must not be that simple, and sure enough, it is still the original taste, and it is still the original recipe."

"It's nothing to talk about the earthy taste. The point is that the flame devouring wave ruler that the boy said is real skin, and the broken things are for you to move in. ”

"It's too dangerous outside, Keqing's wife hurry home, I made you lunch."

"I thought it was a ruler, but it turned out to be in English. It is worthy of a fish that has slipped through the net for nine years of obligation, and can cut out a ruler in English. ”

"Let's just say that it's good to say that earthy love words are good, but it doesn't seem to be of much use to this boy."

The experience of the last failed online dating made Wen Han realize that online dating or something is terrible.

also because of this incident, he became less convinced of love. Any rhetoric, earthy love words, is a younger brother in front of his eyes.

Seeing Wen Han's expression that was not too surprised, the girl was a little disappointed. In her impression, aren't all boys particularly lustful and especially like beautiful women?

When a beautiful woman confesses to him in public, shouldn't she show a particularly surprised expression?

What the hell is his expressionless face? Robot?

Could it be that he is not a man?

Forget it, regardless of him, I don't believe that he can't fall in the next two questions.

"Okay, now let's listen to the second question. Don't you feel tired? You've been running laps of my world for a few laps now. ”

For this particularly direct earthy love words, Wen Han replied without blinking: "Oh, how did I run?" You run one and show me? ”

The girl was not convinced and asked, "What's so good about this?" ”

Wen Han thought that what this girl wanted should be the live broadcast effect. Anyway, it is impossible for her to find the live broadcast effect on him with earthy love words.

Instead of continuing to slap the girl in the face, it's better to help her.

Thinking of this, Wen Han said silently.

"Because I've only eaten pork, I've never seen a pig run."

The girl was stunned for a moment.

If you want to tease passers-by, you can't succeed, but you are ridiculed by passers-by. This time the shooting directly turned into her black history.

But then again, this strange way of answering has formed a different live broadcast effect.

The fans in the live broadcast room were about to laugh like crazy.

"Hahaha! I...... I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts so much from laughing. Call me 120 now. ”

"Is this random passerby so strong? If it weren't for the live broadcast throughout the whole process, I would have thought it was Niuniu's own actor. ”

"Passers-by's minds are too flexible, and they react in an instant."

Niuniu was directly dumbfounded. I couldn't tease passers-by, but I was ridiculed by passers-by, which really made me laugh to death. ”

"Brothers, I have already recorded this video, and I am ready to edit it and release it. When the time comes, remember to come and cheer and send it to the favor. ”

"It has to be, okay. The black history of the anchor must be immortal and passed down through the ages. ”

"The anchor teased passers-by at the scene of a large-scale rollover. I've even figured out the name of the video, what do you think, brothers? ”

Amazing chick is really angry.

He is a master of local love words, but he was actually countered by the other party. If this gets out, where will her face go?

She can't control that much, even if it's a live broadcast now, she has to use a killer feature.

She held back her anger and said loudly: "Okay, now listen to the third question: you are the top stream in my heart, you are responsible for the top, I am in charge of the stream, what do you think?" ”

As soon as the question was asked, Wen Han was dumbfounded, and the barrage in the live broadcast room directly turned on the crazy mode.

Even some veteran drivers who often dive and watch live broadcasts have risen up to contribute their own strength.

“？？？ Big doubts came to my little head. Can anyone answer for me, what is the Niu Niu anchor doing? ”

"Top stream? This...... Isn't that right? Is that how the top stream understands it? God, you are in charge of the top, and I am in charge of the flow. ”

"Good guy, I haven't even seen the car, and the car is already on the highway? Those who just came in should pay attention to it. Click on the follow and don't get lost, the anchor will take you on the highway. ”

"Car, car, car, so fast. The wheels of the car are pressing on my face. ”

"Legend has it that the Niuniu anchor is the king of local love stories on a certain station platform, and he has a single-handed driving technique 6 flying. Today, when I saw it, it really lived up to its reputation and was taught. ”

"The anchor is driving, everyone hurry up and grab the administrator, don't let him make a move. Otherwise, our happiness would have stopped here today. ”

"Don't listen to the brother in front of you, we administrators are very righteous, and we will only ban if we encounter illegal content. This kind of normal live content will not be banned, so don't worry. ”

All of a sudden, all kinds of barrages appeared on the screen of the live broadcast room with various large and small gifts.

The colorful appearance is very similar to the fireworks scene that can only be seen during the Chinese New Year when I was a child.

Even Wen Han didn't expect that an anchor who was broadcasting live would dare to openly open his mouth.

Although it is not a threat if it is not detected, it can also increase the traffic of the live broadcast. But that's only when it's not detected.

Once discovered, the lighter plot is to directly ban the live broadcast room, and the heavier plot is likely to directly and permanently ban all accounts.

This is an irreparable loss for a streamer.

To say that it sounds good is to be remembered by many people for her name, and to say that it is not good to say that it is to be banned for violating laws and regulations.

In this regard, Wen Han did not panic.

Although he is also an anchor, the person who is broadcasting live now is not him, so he doesn't have to worry about this kind of problem.

But since the other party is so willing to take risks, Wen Han is also willing to help her.

"You are the dark horse in my heart. My face is too dark, that's why I met you, a cow and a horse. ”

The girl's smile stopped abruptly, like she was choking on drinking water, and she couldn't say a word.

In the end, I held it for a long time, and I just said: Count you ruthless, you won.

Then he was very angry and closed the live broadcast room.

Although the live broadcast room was closed, the comments of fans still flooded the entire comment area.

“！！！ I'll go, this passerby is too showy. Niuniu has already driven to this extent, and he can still say such things without fear in danger. Admire, admire, admire. ”

"It's over, it's over, the dignified generation of local love story kings, but he was defeated by an unknown passerby."

"Everyone, pass it on, the queen of earthy love words at one of our stations has been defeated. And this man is still a passerby. ”

"I'm just now realizing that this passer-by guy seems to be a little handsome. Although the speech is a bit impulsive, I like this character. ”

"Good guy, just close the live broadcast room like this? What about punishment, don't you show us punishment? Although I don't want to see you wronged as someone else's girlfriend, I am still willing to sacrifice a day with such exciting live content. ”

"yes, it seems that the punishment has not been done yet. Niu Niu, Niu Niu, hurry up and come back to us. You also set the rules, do you want to cheat if you lose now? ”

"That's it, this passer-by brother is still a little handsome. When he was a girlfriend for a day there was nothing. If it doesn't work for a day, it's okay to come for half a day, and tell others at the comic con that the two of you are boyfriend and girlfriend. ”

Seeing these comments, Niu Niu was even more angry, but there was nothing she could do. The fans are right, she has no reason to refute it at all.

At first, she just wanted to tease the passer-by, but she didn't expect the final result to be to shoot herself in the foot.

Not only did the person not be molested, but he was also beaten back by the other party, and finally he had to accept the punishment.

Although she got a huge gift reward, Niuniu lost no matter what she thought.

Looking at those situations, Wen Han is also anxious.

He just wanted to help the girl fix the live broadcast effect, but he didn't expect the girl to become like this.

Sister, he doesn't know what to do in this situation.

He can't even distinguish between men and women on the Internet, let alone coax girls.

"You...... Are you okay? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Wen Han had no choice but to admit his mistake first.

It is impossible to coax a girl, and it is impossible to coax a girl in this life.

Admitting his mistakes and apologizing, he will still do.

Now that the situation is so complicated, it's okay for him to admit his mistake. As long as the girl doesn't cry, it doesn't matter if he admits his mistakes a few times.

Hearing Wen Han's apology, the girl not only did not forgive, but became even more angry.

Li Niuniu directly regarded Wen Han's behavior as a mockery.

It turns out that when a woman is angry, whatever you do is wrong.

I'm not afraid of the cold temperature, it's a big deal to have one more enemy. If this girl cries, he can't resist it.

"Xiao Tang, hurry up and come over to see what's going on with this girl? You hurry up and show her what's going on, and we'll have to leave after we solve the problem. It's getting late, so I'm going to have to get to the Comic Con site in a hurry. ”

After receiving Wen Han's instructions, Tang Mengling could only step forward to check on her sister-in-law's condition.

Wen Han didn't know what the two girls said, so he ran to a place far away from him and began to whisper.

He can't control it, as long as it works, no matter what.

It turns out that only women understand women, and only women can really coax women.

Five minutes later, the two girls walked back to Wen Han with a smile and a smile.

Wen Han rubbed his eyes in disbelief and stopped to make sure he wasn't dazzled.

From this moment on, Wen Han finally understood one sentence: a woman is a strange creature.

He thought that the matter was completely settled, but he did not expect that things were not so simple.

As soon as the girl came back and spoke, she was directly shocked by Wen Han.

"From now on, the two of us are boyfriend and girlfriend. Until the end of Comic-Con, the relationship between the two of us was still boyfriend and girlfriend. After the Comic Con ended, we cleared up. ”

"No, this ......" Before Wen Han could speak, he was pulled aside by Tang Mengling.

"Don't contradict her. I finally coaxed it, if you mess it yourself, don't look for me to coax her later. Isn't it just to be a boyfriend for a day, and it's not too demanding. And that's also the game reward that was just set between the two of you. Besides, what's wrong with other girls, she looks beautiful and has a good figure, and she also went to the comic convention with us. It's too late for others to envy, and you're still picking and choosing here? Okay, don't talk about it, that's it. ”

Wen Han wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say it.

After all, he didn't want to stand here at the intersection of this subway station all day, watching this girl cry here.

It's only half a day, and he endures it.

Although it is strange to suddenly have a girlfriend, it is not for nothing that it is not uncommon to fall in love at first sight.

After settling the girl's matter, the three of them walked together and began to set off for the subway station.

……

Live broadcast room on a cold day

"Brother Reverse Han hasn't come to open the live broadcast room yet, I've been waiting all morning. It's already past 11 o'clock, so it stands to reason that I should have arrived at the scene a long time ago. ”

"I should have gone a little later. Since it is said that it is a live broadcast of welfare, it must be prepared. It's impossible to start a live broadcast for us as soon as you come to the Comic Con, right? ”

"Wait, it's 11 o'clock when the Comic Con starts, and it's only been long now. This comic con is different from a regular comic con. Before the time comes, almost everyone can't go in. ”

"Hang here and wait first, and there is no shortage of this bit of traffic. Or go and see the live streams of other cosers first. A small number of people at a certain station also went to the scene, first to see what their situation was, maybe there was a harvest. ”

"Gone, yo-yo. If Brother Reverse Han's live broadcast room starts a live broadcast, remember to Aite me in the group. Thank you. ”

"I'll wait a little longer, if Brother Reverse Han hasn't started the live broadcast at 12 o'clock, then I'll go watch other people's first."

"If I'm not mistaken, Brother Reverse Han should be eating right now, right? As the saying goes, people are iron and rice is steel, and if you don't eat for a day, you will be hungry and panic. Let's also understand. ”