761, all men in the world are melon skins
As the girls moved in the direction of the city gate, Yi Yun kept looking at the situation in the city. I saw that there were a lot of Yi patrol soldiers in black armor in the city, and there were also a small number of people walking on the street, although most of the people did not dare to go to the street, but people always had to eat, drink water, and buy salt, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.
These people walked past the Yi soldiers in fear, but the Yi soldiers did not bully them, Yi Yun saw this scene and began to believe that the Yi soldiers were indeed not bad people, but the patriarch was controlled and forced to join the rebel camp.
After walking for a long time, I finally came to the city gate, there were a lot of Yi soldiers here, thousands of people crowded on the city wall, there were people everywhere there were clear sentry posts and secret posts, and anti-invisible charms were really posted everywhere, in case the officers and soldiers used assassins to touch the city.
Yi Yun felt that the female soldiers around him suddenly squeezed into the middle, surrounding him tighter, and it seemed that the female soldiers were a little worried that he would be recognized. Although he wears exactly the same black helmet and black armor, he can't walk in the same posture as a woman, and he is taller than a woman, so he may be seen if he is not careful.
Yi Yun bent his feet a little, so that he was a little shorter, but it was very difficult to walk with his feet bent like this, and he felt his feet ache after not taking a few steps. The female soldiers next to him leaned closer to him, and the female soldiers on the left and right sides squeezed shoulders with him, and the female soldiers in front and behind also pressed close to his chest and back.
Yi Yun didn't think about the question of whether to eat the tofu of the female soldiers, but the female soldier next to him reached out first and grabbed his arm. Gently set it up, so that his "man's posture" when he walked did not have to be exposed, and the difficulty of walking with slightly bent legs was solved, but the arms of the two girls around him were a little difficult. However, the girl did not complain about being tired, but carried him away with hard work.
The guards on the city wall were quite curious when they saw such a large group of female soldiers coming, and asked loudly, "Hey." Aren't you young lady's maiden guard? What are you doing here?"
Hao Yin ran out from behind and said loudly, "I want to assist my father in defending the city." ”
"Oh, it turned out that the young lady came in person, and the subordinates were rude. The guards of the city wall hurriedly saluted and did not question any more.
So the female soldiers began to pour onto the city walls, and Iyun mixed in with them, and climbed the walls without much effort.
Standing at the head of the city and looking out, I saw that the outside of the city was empty. It seemed that the army outside had not yet begun to attack the city, and Hao Yin couldn't help but be a little disappointed, she squeezed into the women's team and came to Yi Yun's side. asked in a low voice, "Evil young ...... Cough...... Lord Yu, what about your army? What about the inside and the outside, but what about the outside?"
Yi Yun sweated: "Don't worry, it's coming soon." ”
"Well, I believe in you. Hao Yin said bitterly: "I have no other way than to believe in you." ”
The two hundred women's battalion continued to support Hao Yin and Yi Yun on the city wall, and it didn't take long for them to come to the city tower where Hao Chongming was. This is a giant-like man, at least two meters tall, extremely burly, wearing a black helmet and black armor, holding a black spear in his hand, looking majestic and domineering. But there was a faint green aura on his face, and his eyes were a little cloudy, and he really looked like he was being controlled by poison.
Hao Yin said: "This is my father, the patriarch of the Yi nationality, Hao Chongming. The little man next to him was the military advisor An Bangyan. ”
Yi Yun listened to her introduction, and then noticed that there was actually a villain next to the giant man, it seemed that Yu Chongming was too eye-catching. He didn't even notice that there was a dwarf next to the giant. The short man was a man in his forties, very obscene-looking, holding a goose feather fan in his hand, and it seemed that he was learning from Zhuge Liang. But Zhuge Liang is so obscene?
Seeing the appearance of extravagance, the giant and the dwarf were all stunned. After a few seconds, Yu Chongming said curiously: "Good daughter, why are you here? Didn't you say that you don't want to help me defend the city?"
"I suddenly want to defend the city again. Hao Yin said: "Won't my father let me participate?"
"How can it be? You can participate if you want. Yu Chongming smiled: "What does my father don't depend on you?"
"If you really depend on me, you will withdraw from the army, let's go back to the deep mountains of the Yi people. Hao Yin said.
"This ......" Yu Chongming's eyes began to be chaotic again, as if something was fighting in his head, and after a while, he said: "Father depends on you for everything, but this matter is not good, I promised to help the Five Poisons Sect to defend the Chongqing Oasis, and I can't lose my trust in others." ”
Hao Yin was disappointed, she whispered to Yi Yun next to her: "See, my father is controlled, the little things are nothing, once a major decision is made, the Five Poisons Sect will be given priority ......"
Yi Yun nodded and said, "See, I'll help you restrain him, and then let's slowly find a way to get rid of the poison in his head." ”
At this moment, a scout on the city wall suddenly shouted: "Enemy attack! Five miles to the north, there is a ...... of officers and soldiers."
The sound of the bang used for the alarm rang hard, and the entire city wall seemed to explode, and countless soldiers began to run, moving all kinds of equipment used to defend the city to their positions.
Luxury Chongming's face changed slightly, and he rushed to the front of Luxury Yin with an arrow and said: "Good daughter, I don't know which group of officers and soldiers doesn't open their eyes, but they dare to attack us, you go down to the city and hide, and when your father defeats the officers and soldiers, you will come to defend the city and make your home again." ”
Yi Yun snorted and vomited blood, when the enemy soldiers came, you told her to hide? After defeating the enemy soldiers, you asked her to defend the city? The enemy soldiers have defeated the city and are still defending a fart, do you want your daughter to play at home?
Hao Yin said: "The daughter wants to help her father fight, and the cute mother is her family all over the world." ”
"I don't want your help, you go and hide, don't get hurt, the cute girl is home all over the world. Extravagant Chongming said: "When the enemy is repulsed, I will accompany you to fight and play......"
Evan: "......"
"Don't, I'm going to fight and play, let me be on the city wall......" Hao Yin began to make Meng Niang her home all over the world.
"This ......" Yu Chongming, like all fathers in the world, was completely withdrawn as soon as his daughter was coquettish, and said with a bitter face: "Okay, then you follow me closely for a while, don't run around the cute girl for your home." ”
"It's so cute, Meng Niang is home all over the world!" Luxury Yin waved his hand, and two hundred female soldiers hugged Yi Yun and stood behind Luxury Chongming, this is really an excellent position to make a plot, and there is no position that is easier to sneak attack than the daughter behind the father Meng Niang is home all over the world.
The defenders in the city quickly made defensive arrangements, and 4,000 soldiers in black helmets and black armor were distributed on the city wall, occupying various defensive positions, and the cute girls who were full of cannons, rolling logs, and stones were all over the world.
After waiting for a long time, the officers and soldiers finally appeared outside the city, only to see a huge banner held in the formation of officers and soldiers, with the word "Li" written on it, a female general under it, using a sheet as a shirt, wearing a men's large silver helmet and silver armor, which looks quite a bit of performance art, this is Li Chengyu Meng Niang is home all over the world. Behind is 500 Shanghai Wangfu troops, 2,000 Chengdu defenders Meng Niang is home all over the world.
Extravagant Chongming laughed and said: "What kind of powerful officers and soldiers should I dare to attack the Chongqing city I am stationing, but it turns out that she is a little girl who can't wear clothes, a hundred times uglier than my daughter, and she is a cute girl all over the world." ”
He roared loudly, and Li Chengyu under the city obviously heard it, and immediately became furious: "The rebel leader in the city, your name is Luxury Chongming, right? Why do you say that I am a hundred times uglier than your daughter? I have the courage to ask your daughter to come out and make her beautiful and cute girl all over the world." ”
The generals of the two armies are sweating together, what is the matter, can you two leading generals say something like a war, such as "Your army is too small, not my opponent", "Your weapons and equipment are not good, don't want to capture my city", such words sound more like serious lines, the two leading generals are more beautiful as soon as they open their mouths, is this Nima a siege war or a beauty contest?
Yi Yun is also sweating profusely: Where is my seventeenth aunt so ugly? Although your daughter Haoyin is also good-looking, she and Li Chengyu are only half a catty and eight taels, why is she a hundred times uglier?
The two generals did not have the slightest consciousness of being a general general, and Yu Chongming continued: "I don't call my daughter out to compare with you, what if you have an archer in the army and shoot my daughter when she shows up?
Li Chengyu said angrily: "Don't you dare to ask her to come out to compare, you just bragged and blew the fire, for fear that your daughter would come out to compare, but the result was not as beautiful as me, and your face couldn't hold the cute girl all over the world as your home." ”
"Fart, my daughter is the world's first beautiful and cute girl from all over the world. ”
"You just fart, it's impossible to have the best beauty in the world, everyone's appreciation level is different, hum...... In my father-in-law's heart, I am the most beautiful cute girl from all over the world. Li Chengyu snorted and said that the cute girl is home all over the world.
As soon as she finished speaking, Chen Yuanyuan next to her suddenly jumped out and protested: "Don't talk nonsense in the seventeenth ranking, in the heart of the princess, I am the most beautiful cute girl from all over the world!"
"Hey, don't think I'm afraid of you if you're a fifth-order, I'm the most beautiful cute girl from all over the world. ”
"I'm the cute girl who lives all over the world!"
"No, I'm the most beautiful cute girl from all over the world!" Lu Xi interjected and said that the cute girl from all over the world is home.
Li Chengyu, Chen Yuanyuan, and Lu Xi looked at each other angrily under the city.
When Yu Chongming saw it, he was furious: "Hey, what are you three doing? My daughter is the protagonist, how can you put her aside when you are fighting for it? In your father-in-law's heart, my daughter is the most beautiful and cute girl all over the world." ”
When the three girls heard this, they were immediately furious: "What is the relationship between your daughter and our father-in-law? Is it his concubine?"
Yu Chongming was furious: "My daughter and your father-in-law have no relationship with each other. You guys are home all over the world! How dare you use the word concubine to describe my lovely daughter? Who is your father-in-law? Call him out, I'll stab him to death with one shot, and the cute girl is all over the world. ”
"Hey, since there is no relationship with a penny of copper coins, then why do you say that your daughter is the most beautiful in his heart?" The three girls were furious and cute and their families were all over the world.
"All men in the world should think that my daughter is the most beautiful, and whoever doesn't feel so is Guapi Meng Niang who is at home all over the world!"
The entire battlefield was suddenly silent, and after a long time, more than 2,000 officers and soldiers sighed at the same time: "It turns out that the guard of the Chongqing Oasis is a melon skin, alas...... Attacking this kind of melon skin guarded city, there is no difficulty at all, and the cute girl is all over the world. ”
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