Chapter 43: I'm a Leprechaun Too
Everything was as Yu Qingfeng had predicted, and the mage closed the lid of the black square wooden box on the head of the female goblin, took out a long sword from the side, and inserted it from the side of the coffin.
Obviously, there are gaps in the sides of the coffin, and there are quite a few of them.
From the coffin came the pain screams of a female goblin.
Ignoring it, the mage picked up two more long swords, and in order to show that they were real swords, they also struck each other with a crisp sound. Then he walked to the other side of the coffin, and without hesitation, quickly inserted his sword into the coffin.
The exclamations of the crowd quickly suppressed the screams of the female goblin.
In the end, a dozen swords were inserted on both sides of the coffin, leaving only the hilt outside.
There were already women crying in the back, children clamoring to go home, and a few men who didn't know whether it was nursery or really drinking too much, shouting that the mage was too cruel, even if it was a female goblin, she had to pity the jade.
As expected by Yu Qingfeng, the mage took off the black square wooden box, carried the box as if it was carrying a human head, turned around on the stage, and finally put the wooden box on the horizontal base of the props, and scolded at the box and said something hateful about the female goblin.
At the urging of the crowd, the mage crouched down next to the wooden box and opened the small door on the front of the wooden box.
Everyone exclaimed, because the head of the goblin was indeed in the wooden box, and her face was full of tears, her teeth were bared, and the pain was unbearable, and she really opened her mouth to speak, begging the mage to quickly put her head back, for after a long time, I am afraid that she will not be able to settle down.
"W-what's going on?" Lin Ming was stunned and turned to Yu Qingfeng.
"What's going on? It can't be that there really is a female goblin anyway. Lian Shurong said, and also squinted at Yu Qingfeng.
"Of course there is no female goblin, that woman is a living person, the pillar of this troupe, and this guillotine trick can't be performed without her." Yu Qingfeng said lightly.
"But her head is indeed ......"
"Her head was on her neck, and when the wooden box was closed, the woman quickly slipped from the coffin into the base below......
"Tell the truth! The base was only two feet long and only one foot thick, making it difficult for children to get into. Lian Shurong waved his hand vigorously.
"You don't have to get all of them in, just lie down on your upper body above the waist and your lower limbs are still in the coffin."
Yu Qingfeng used two peanuts to pose a right angle on the table, the lying one was compared to the woman's upper body, and the standing one was compared to the woman's lower body.
Lin Ming suddenly said, "By the way, those long swords are inserted in the center and above of the coffin, not below, because the lower part of the coffin is the woman's lower limbs!" ”
"That's right, the woman is lying on her back, her upper body in the base and the lower body in the coffin, curled up on her knees. The base was black, but not entirely wooden, with a hole in it and a black cloth to cover it. The mage placed the wooden box on the hole, and the woman in the base pulled her head out of the hole, twisted it, and faced us. ”
"No wonder, no wonder you have to stage a trick at night, this night is also a cover." Lin Ming opened his mind under Yu Qingfeng's suggestion.
Lian Shurong clapped his hands and continued excitedly: "As soon as the door of the wooden box is closed, the woman will retract into the base, and when the mage pulls out the sword, she will stand in the coffin again, and when the mage puts the wooden box on the coffin, she will burrow her head into it." ”
Yu Qingfeng made a silent gesture, "If you are quiet, you are really going to smash other people's jobs." Walking the rivers and lakes to sell art is also to make hard money, such a small space, women must have been trained since childhood to be so soft and move freely. ”
Lian Shurong covered his mouth.
But it was too late, and the woman at the table next to her heard it, and after laughing, she was about to go on stage.
Yu Qingfeng saw that this woman was about to smash other people's jobs in public with the strength of wine, so she hurriedly sat down and grabbed her.
"Woman, be merciful."
The woman raised her worried eyes and glared at Yu Qingfeng coldly, "Why should I listen to you?" They pretend to be mages and goblins, and they also make a fuss about decapitated heads, hateful! ”
Don't think about it, this is the person involved in the case who sent it to the door by himself. Yu Qingfeng decided to get to know her.
"Heroine, they just make hard money, why do you want to smash other people's jobs? Not to mention...... Besides, this trick is not something you have learned by yourself, and it is not appropriate for you to show your talent with the fruits of my wisdom, right? ”
The woman was speechless, her mouth opened and closed, and she thought for a moment before she thought of a rebuttal, "How can you understand it, I also understand it, we are just at the same time." ”
Lin Ming and Lian Shurong also followed, sharing the table with the heroine.
Lin Mingnu raised his eyebrows and said defiantly: "At the same time? Not necessarily, right? ”
"That is, it was only after listening to our conversation that you suddenly realized that if you have any ability, that is, you can hear." Lian Shurong helped.
Yu Qingfeng glanced at Lian Shurong, "How can you hear?" Not necessarily, right? It's obviously your volume. ”
Lian Shurong was irrefutable, grabbed the melon seeds on the table, knocked them, and turned his head to look at the stand.
Yu Qingfeng turned to the woman, "You said that we understood it at the same time, then okay, I'll go up and play another trick, if you can understand it, I will admit defeat." ”
"You're going to act?" The woman looked Yu Qingfeng up and down, "Are you in the same group as them?" ”
"Of course not, if I were, how could I reveal the secret of the trick offstage? I'm just a very smart woman. ”
Yu Qingfeng smiled confidently, touting that she felt much better than praising others.
"Okay, then we'll make a bet. If you go up and perform a trick, and I understand the mystery, you will be at my disposal for the next three days, and vice versa. The woman's wine was half sober, and she was in high spirits.
Right in the middle, Yu Qingfeng was ready to send this woman for the next three days.
"Deal."
Yu Qingfeng had the ticket in hand, walked slowly to the stage, suddenly stepped onto the stage, and shouted: "Mage, let my kind go!" ”
Everyone's eyes shot at Yu Qingfeng, and some people whispered: The trick really has a nursery.
Yu Qingfeng walked to the center of the stage under the gaze of everyone, facing the mage with a stunned face and the female goblin who had come out of the coffin intact.
The two of them squeezed their eyebrows at Yu Qingfeng, wanting to let her go down.
"You girl, what are you messing with?"
"Peer smashing the field?"
The two asked in a low voice.
Yu Qingfeng hurriedly whispered: "It's indeed a peer, but it's not to smash the field, but to help." There's a woman down there who has seen through your tricks and wants to come up and reveal the secrets of your base. They are all peers, if they are really debunked, we will not have to act in the future. ”
The mage and the goblin looked at each other, not knowing what to do.
"In this way, you cooperate with me and play another trick. I made a pact with the heroine that as long as she couldn't understand my trick, I wouldn't be able to break your trick. ”
"Turnaround? How to act? The mage was moved.
Yu Qingfeng leaned into the mage's ear and whispered a few words.
The audience below was ready to move, some people shouted that Yu Qingfeng was a nursery, and some people urged to hurry up and perform.
"Sure enough, you're also a goblin!" After hearing this, the mage pointed at Yu Qingfeng and shouted.