Chapter Eighty-Nine: I Woke Him Up with Urine

"Bah... Yikes! ”

The fat man's eyes were round, and he looked at Lao Hu with a fierce face, and his eyes flashed with a terrifying light, like a fierce beast out of control.

"Wow!"

Lao Hu subconsciously took a step back, his heart twitching violently, obviously startled.

"Huh!"

The fat man didn't give Lao Hu time to think, so he took out the black gold sapper shovel in his backpack and was about to slash it off at Lao Hu's head.

I'll go!

Lao Hu was startled again.

The black gold sapper shovel in the fat man's hand, Lao Hu Ke knows, this is a weapon given to the fat man by Su Mo, blowing hair and breaking hair, extremely sharp, not losing to his own little god at all.

was cut down, and the absolute head was separated, even if the Great Luo Immortal descended to earth, he couldn't save it.

"This fat man!"

Su Mo scolded angrily, reacted quickly, stepped on the snow without a trace, and directly pulled the stunned old Hu to the back, then raised his right foot and kicked the fat man to the ground.

"I'll go, fat man, this is really evil..."

Lao Hu patted his little heart, this time it really scared him.

Not only Lao Hu, but this scene made Shirley Yang on the shore also dumbfounded, the shovel just now. But it's a dead hand.

The fat man fell to the ground, and Su Mo subdued the fat man with a grab.

Shirley Yang ran over quickly, her face full of panic, "What's going on, when I was in the Heavenly Palace, I felt that something was wrong with him..."

Lao Hu breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly came back to his senses this time, and when he heard Sydney Yang's question, he couldn't help but guess: Nine times out of ten, he is in the way of the puppet..."

"Smack!"

Suddenly, a crisp sound attracted Lao Hu's attention, and Lao Hu looked up and found that a piece of ancient jade had fallen from the fat man's pocket.

"What is this?"

Lao Hu lowered his body and picked up Gu Yu, "Could this be another fat man from the Heavenly Palace, fat man, how many times have I told you, don't touch the things in the tomb, you just don't listen..."

"Hey, hey..."

The fat man grinned as if he was enchanted.

Lao Hu was furious, "Don't laugh at the ghost when you step on the horse, let me tell you, I have a peachwood sword..."

"Uh... Woo! ”

The fat man, who had been subdued by Su Mo, struggled violently again, and his voice was intermittent.

Shirley Yang frowned, "He seems to have something to say, he doesn't seem to be able to control himself, this, what's going on?" ”

Su Mo shook his head, "It's not a big deal, I accidentally got into someone's way..."

Lao Hu was angry at the moment, but he also knew that this dead fat man was humanized because of this piece of ancient jade.

This dead fat man has been taught repeatedly!

"Smack!"

Su Mo directly knocked the fat man unconscious with a knife in his hand.

Sydney Yang took Gu Yu from Lao Hu's hand and said, "Is this thing causing it?" ”

"Hmm!"

Su Mo nodded, "That's it, fat man, you should be honest for a while now." ”

Su Mo bit his fingers, and two drops of blood dotted the fat man's forehead and mouth respectively, "Okay! ”

Lao Hu blinked, "That's good?" Don't need a break? ”

Su Mo smiled dumbly, "Recuperate? Will this place allow him to recuperate? ”

Lao Hu glanced around, gloomy, like an underworld, cultivated... Cultivate a fart!

Sydney Yang asked puzzledly, "Blood can solve Gu?" ”

Su Mo shook his head: "No, only my blood can."

Hearing this, Sydney Yang and Lao Hu also remembered. Su Mo's blood does have a lot of magic, when he was in the Exquisite Ancient City, his blood saved everyone many times.

Sydney Yang looked at the fat man, as if he remembered something, and said, "I read some information before I came, there is a kind of tongue Gu in the ancient Dian Kingdom. You can psychedelize people's minds, control people's vocal cords, and look at fat people. I guess I fell for this kind of tongue Gu..."

"Alright..."

Lao Hu stepped forward. "Since Brother Su said it's okay, it's okay, I'll wake up this dead fat man, don't delay our time to find the dust beads..."

"Bang Bang..."

After speaking, Lao Hu slapped the fat man in the face.

Su Mo was stunned. In the end, they are brothers who have grown up together, and the way to wake people up is so different.

Sydney Yang smiled and persuaded: "Hey, it's light, it's not good-looking, how can I marry a wife if it's broken again..."

Su Mo shook his head with a smile, then took out a jug of water from his backpack, and then poured it directly on the fat man's face.

"Ahem! Ahem!"

The fat man coughed twice, slowly opened his eyes, he glanced at Su Mo, and then at the angry old man and Shirley Yang with a smile in his eyes.

“………”

After being silent for a moment, I didn't know how to speak, so my eyes turned black and I began to pretend to be dizzy.

Although the fat man can't control his body, he still remembers what happened.

It's such a big disaster. This will only play dead.

Lao Hu knew the fat man too well, and he recognized that the fat man was pretending to be dead. I was angry, "Brother Su, it seems that your method doesn't work, let's keep the water, we have to drink it in the future..."

"I've been holding my urine all the way, just in time for it..."

"Sydney Yang, you avoid..."

"Good!"

Sydney Yang responded with a smile.

Hearing this, the fat man quickly opened his eyes. "I'm awake, Commander Hu, I'm awake, I'm really awake!"

Seeing that everyone was looking at him with strange faces, the fat man hurriedly begged for mercy, "I really know it's wrong." Really, really. The three of you will be merciful and let me go, I really know that I am wrong. Leave me alone! ”

Su Mo saw that the time was not early, and he no longer messed around with the fat man, and after teaching a lesson for a while, the four of them set off again.

The four of them took the lanterns and walked down the steps step by step, there were hundreds of stone steps, and there were many stone statues placed on both sides.

Everyone cautiously walked by, and when they saw a tomb door, they saw it. The four of them shined their flashlights on the tomb door.

I saw that above the tomb door, there were two golden ancient characters, and it happened that the fat man happened to know the two characters.

The fat man complained: "Hey, you say that this old man is quite shameless, just like this, the stone gate is also called Tianmen, I just hehe..."

"Don't talk nonsense...."

Lao Hu first glanced at the fat man, and then explained: "This Tianmen is not an ordinary stone gate. If I'm not mistaken, this should be used to dedicate Wang Lao'er's corpse to immortal ascending to heaven. ”

"In the mausoleum system, this kind of heavenly gate is generally not locked!"

The fat man looked confused, "Don't lock it?" Why not lock? ”

Shirley Yang said: "It seems that he is very confident in the design of his mausoleum, and he believes that no one will guess that this palace is underwater..."

Suzhou nodded: "This dedication to the king can be regarded as having some skills, and he is naturally full of confidence, coupled with his arrangement along the way, even if Chen Blind and Xieling Litu are all on the periphery of the Worm Valley!" ”

"Well, since the king has left the door for us, then let's not be polite, let's go in quickly!"

The fat man said.

The four of them continued to walk the last few steps and walked directly to the tomb gate.

ps: Yunnan Worm Valley is coming to an end, and my brain hurts a little,