Chapter 563: Speaking Human Words
"Caught the wrong one?"
"Caught the wrong one." Tian Ergeng's forehead was already sweating.
I'll fuck you, which *** doesn't have long eyes to catch people. When Lao Tzu goes out, he will definitely break your dog's legs!
"Tian Ergeng?"
"The minister is here."
"Have you been too comfortable in the past two years? If you don't feel like doing it, hand me a fold. I promise you two acres of land outside the city to plant, and you won't starve to death!"
"Death to the minister!"
Listening to Zhu Youzhen's words, Tian Ergeng quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
Since His Majesty is still scolding you, it means that he still wants to use you.
If Your Majesty no longer ignores you, then Your Majesty's heart will basically be cold.
"Get out of here, don't get in the way!"
"Resignation!"
Tian Ergeng bowed and retreated, and he didn't even go out of the palace gate to completely relax.
It's a fucking shame.
Fortunately, His Majesty still believes in himself, but these days are indeed a little lazy, so I have to be careful.
Thinking of this, he got into the carriage with a cold face and came to the Jinyi Guard's Yamen.
"Let Wei Daze's dog come and see me!"
As soon as he entered the door, Tian Ergeng roared angrily.
In the duty room, Tian Ergeng sat behind the desk and looked coldly at Wei Daze, who was bowing his head in front of him.
"You dog, where did you get the guts? Dare to coax Lao Tzu after grabbing two people casually? Want to take credit and want to go crazy? Don't you want to do it anymore? Do you want to go home and farm? Huh!?"
"I don't dare, I didn't expect to stab such a big basket for the commander. Ask the commander to punish him!" Wei Daze lowered his head and honestly admitted his mistakes.
Although he is also a victim of this incident, he has not taken the responsibility of his superiors, has he?
"Who caught the man?"
"A small flag down there."
"Bring him to me."
"Commander, it's all to blame for ignoring the lowly review, if you want to punish me."
"Yo? Are you quite responsible? Then don't do it, you thousand households, go home and farm."
Wei Daze stopped talking.
If a small flag is directly facing the anger of the commander, it is estimated that he will have to shed his skin if he does not die.
"Commander, punish me if you want to punish me."
"Hey, I didn't expect you to *** be a responsible man, go back, no one will punish me!"
Tian Ergeng scolded with a smile and sent Wei Daze away.
His Majesty did not punish him, and naturally he did not have to punish others.
Besides, to be a brocade guard must have such a keen intuition. Whether it's right or wrong, let's talk about it after we catch it.
To assassinate His Majesty, it is better to kill by mistake than to let it go.
Wei Daze conveyed Tian Ergeng's meaning, and sent someone to reprimand Liu Dong a few words, telling him to be more careful in the future. That's over.
Liu Dong, who has always been nervous, can be regarded as completely relieved.
And the protagonist of this oolong incident, Uniri, who had a blue nose and swollen face, was summoned into the palace that afternoon.
"Y-Your name is Unizh?"
Zhu Youzhen looked at Uniri, whose face was swollen like a bun, and asked with a forced smile,
"Hui, Hui Emperor's Majesty, the little one is called Uniri."
"Why did your Great Khan send you to me?"
"We, the Great Khan, would like to implore Your Majesty to issue a decree to canonize him as the King of Shunyi and inherit the title of the first Khan."
"Oh? King Shunyi? You Great Khan are outside the customs, do you still care about the false name of the Ming canonization? Can the king of Shunyi be the Great Khan?"
Zhu Youzhen said with a smile.
He knew that it must be that Omubu guy who couldn't withstand the attack of Hudun Rabbit, and wanted to get some support from Daming's side.
A few days ago, Lu Xiangsheng rescued him, and the news had already come back, although Omubu expressed their Tumut to Lu Xiangsheng
wants to submit to the will of the Ming Dynasty, but who knows if it is forced by the situation?
Besides, whether it is surrender or surrender, there must be an exact statement.
Otherwise, the name will be canonized, and what is the use of being uncontrolled at that time?
He has never been willing to do things that waste his feelings.
After all, these guys recognize their fathers when they are weak, and invade when they are strong. Such a thing of turning their faces and not recognizing people, these Mongolians outside the gate have done a lot of things. Take Hudun Rabbit as an example, when it is good, both sides are as sweet as honey, and the medicine he sent cured his smallpox, so why not break the promise he made after he recovers?
"Your Majesty the Emperor! When we came, our Great Khan said that as long as His Majesty is willing to accept it, we Tumut will be unconditionally incorporated into the Ming Dynasty."
"What kind of unconditional law?"
"As Korqin is, we Tumut will be!"
"Oh?" Zhu Youzhen smiled. "No matter what you Great Khan say, you are also an overlord, and if you don't put the Khan in the right position, why do you want to submit to the Ming Dynasty and be a temperate lord?"
"Your Majesty is a great and strategic, but an emperor through the ages, not only let the people under his rule live a good life, but also expand the territory and make the four seas submit! Our Great Khan has long had the heart to return to the Ming Dynasty, but we have never had the opportunity..."
"Stop! Speak human words!"
Zhu Youzhen stopped Uniri's boasting. Unyri, who was preparing to play, was embarrassed for a while, thought about it, and had to say another set of words that he had prepared.
"Our Great Khan wants to make life good for all the people of Tumut. But the tiger and the rabbit wolf are ambitious, and they want to dominate the grassland and unify the outside of the border. For more than a year, they have continued to attack our tribe's territory, and countless people have been wantonly killed and humiliated by them.
However, Tumut's strength was not strong, and he could not resist their attack, so he could only keep retreating westward, and when the little one came to the capital by the order of the Great Khan, we Tumut fought another defeat and prepared to continue to move west, crossing the Yellow River to the vicinity of Alxa. I don't know what's going on now."
"If you talk about strength, Hudun Rabbit has benefited from Daming in the past few years, and it is naturally far better than you. But the strength of your tribe should not be underestimated, as long as it is rectified a little, it may not be without the strength to fight with the Han.
I agreed to the canonization. When you go back, I will send someone back with you. Your Great Khan is now stationed outside the Ningxia Pass, under the protection of the Ming border army. A few days ago, Hudun Rabbit led the army to catch up with your tribe, when your Great Khan was crossing the river, the situation was very critical, but was rescued by Lu Xiangsheng, the governor of Shaanxi, and now it is safe. You don't have much to lose from your tribesmen, so you can rest assured."
"Really!?" Unige exclaimed in surprise, and immediately realized that he had been rude and immediately fell to his knees. "Thank you for your great kindness and kindness, the little one will repay His Majesty's kindness in the next life as a cow and a horse!"
After speaking, he kowtowed a few times to Zhu Youzhen.
"Alright, get up and talk. Speaking of which, this time in Beijing, my people are not rigorous enough, so you have to suffer a little. But since you have come all the way to the capital, don't you know to go to the Huitong Pavilion first?"
"I don't know, I don't know it's in the travelogue."
"What? Travels? Show me."
Uniri took out a pamphlet from his bosom and handed it to the eunuch beside him.
Zhu Youzhen flipped through it, and it recorded some of the experiences of a Tumut who visited Mongolia more than ten years ago.
"You're lagging behind."