"I want to eat fish!"

"I want to eat shrimp!"

"I want to eat meat!"

Next door, Lian Tianyi sat on the ground and rolled around, howling at the top of his throat, full of breath, and his cry was shocking.

At the door, Congee Congee came over to see the excitement, she looked up at Xi Yan, grabbed his hand and put it on her ear to help her cover it.

His little fat paw hugged the bowl, whining and eating, staring at the yard with big black eyes.

Qin Er helped her carry the dishes, and asked curiously, "What is he crying about?" ”

"Cry flatbread." Porridge swallowed the rice in his mouth, and said while the chopsticks were in his mouth, "Of course I'll cry if I only give the cake and don't eat it." ”

If someone dares to draw cakes for her, she will only be allowed to see and not eat, she will be able to cry all over the world!

In the yard, Lian Pei also had a headache, originally just thinking about coaxing his son first, but he didn't expect him to keep thinking about it and clamoring for it, where would he get it for him.

Seeing Wu Xiaowen standing aside, he spoke: "You also want to think of a way, just let Yiyi cry like this?" ”

Wu Xiaowen pinched his eyebrows a little tiredly, "I told you, don't tell your children about these things that can't be done." ”

"So you're blaming me? When we got married, we said okay, the male protagonist is outside the female protagonist, I work hard to make money outside, can't you even take care of the children? ”

Hearing this, Wu Xiaowen's face suddenly turned ugly.

Congee Congee frowned, tilted his head and wondered, "Isn't that little fool your child?" ”

The immature voice sounded, Lian Pei was stunned, knowing that she was Qin Yan's daughter, so he didn't say much, so he only said patiently: "Yiyi is of course my child, just a family, of course, there must be a clear division of labor, I am responsible for raising the family, and Yiyi's mother is responsible for taking care of the children, isn't it normal?" You can't just let me do everything. ”

"My dad just does everything!" Porridge and porridge were inserted into the little fat waist, and he shook his little head a little proudly, "My father goes to work every day and is also very busy, but he will also accompany me." ”

"Moreover, you said let your aunt take care of the children, then don't interfere when your aunt takes care of the children, my grandma never intervenes when my dad beats my ass!"

The little girl is not as tall as her legs, but she lifts her fleshy chin and teaches the parenting scriptures in a serious way, which makes people laugh.

[Poof, I'm going crazy laughing hahaha, so she's proud of something! Proud of yourself being beaten! 】

[I was still a little angry, and I also wanted to say that Lian Pei would just leave the child alone, don't beep when you are a mother's education, pretend to be a good person, I didn't expect Congee Bao to say everything I wanted to say, but you don't have to take yourself as an example! ] 】

[Porridge porridge is right! When I was most annoyed to teach my children, someone was there to protect me, and I was unhelpful, and I had the ability to really take out the meat, just by saying, I threw all the work to my wife, but I really had him. 】

Wu Xiaowen didn't expect Congee Congee to help her speak, so she was stunned and couldn't help but feel warm in her heart.

Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly saw Yu Mian's family coming over, obviously he had heard these words just now, looked at the porridge, frowned and said: "Little girl, you are a junior, how can you accuse the elders, it's too rude." ”

Porridge was stunned for a moment, and Zhao Caifa was also stunned, and some didn't understand where this stinky thing came from.

Xi Yan thought she was frightened, her face sank, she walked up, pulled the porridge behind her to protect her, and sneered unceremoniously: "Our child, it's your turn to point fingers?" Why, you have lived for thousands of years, and you like to be an elder so much? ”

He actually dared to say that he was the eighth king!

Yu Mian's eyes suddenly burst into flames.

In the debut show that Xi Yan participated in, Yu Mian, who was a mentor at the time, looked down on him and persuaded him to change his career, but Xi Yan became an instant hit, won the championship, and slapped Yu Mian in the face.

Yu Mian stared at him closely, remembering the ridicule he had suffered over the years, his face became even colder, "If you have talent, it's useless if you don't have character." ”

"Then you are complimenting my little uncle for his talent?" Porridge Porridge's little head poked out from behind Xi Yan, and said happily, "My little uncle is better than you, it's useless for you to be jealous." ”

"Who is jealous of him!" Yu Mian said angrily as if he had been stabbed in the foot.

Porridge ignored him, snorted lightly, ran towards Lian Tianyi, picked up the person, threw him into Lian Pei's arms, and quickly stuffed a talisman into his pocket, the little fat claw was extremely flexible, and no one noticed.

Congee took a step back and said, "Whoever tells you to give you meat to eat, you can find whom, we are not three-year-old children, we have a head and a master of meat, we have to be a person with a clear distinction between meat and vegetables!" Uncle, you have to do what you promised the child. ”

Huo Ji'an nodded in agreement, his father always lied to him, and he didn't talk much, but he hated it.

After doing all this, Congee Congee ran back to the next door, and quickly took the fish they didn't make and handed it to Wu Xiaowen, "Auntie, this is for you to eat." ”

Wu Xiaowen was stunned, he didn't expect the little girl to do this, and he refused with some embarrassment: "Thank you, porridge, but don't use it, it's not easy for you." ”

"No, it's easy to catch fish." Porridge Porridge proudly puffed up her little chest, "I'm amazing!" ”

As he spoke, he stuffed the fish into her hand without saying anything, and then lowered his head and touched the place on her leg that was kicked by Lian Tianyi just now, and raised his head and asked, "Auntie, is your leg still hurting?" ”

Hearing her words, Wu Xiaowen couldn't help but have a sour nose, and never thought that the first person to ask her if it hurt would be someone else's child.

Even her husband didn't ask.

I guess I think how strong a child can be, and it doesn't hurt much to kick.

Also, he doesn't have children, how can he know these things.

She smiled bitterly, her eyes full of sourness.

I don't know why, Lian Pei's heart is also uncomfortable, this emotion is inexplicable, he touched his heart, a little dazed, and then looked at the son in his arms, and suddenly raised his hand to hit his ass.

After the beating, he was stunned, why did he beat his son?

But just now, when he was angry, he subconsciously did so.

Lian Tian was stunned one by one, a little dumbfounded, and the next moment, "wow" had to cry louder.

Wu Xiaowen was about to speak, but Congee Congee suddenly stuffed a talisman on her, she originally wanted to step forward to coax the child's steps, but instead frowned and said: "What are you doing beating the child, is there anything you can't say well?" ”

That tone turned out to be the same as Lian Pei.

Lian Pei raised his eyebrows, and his heart became more sour, but obviously he didn't feel this way when he said this before.

What's going on.

He was puzzled and wanted to explain, but he couldn't say a word.

[Now I know it's uncomfortable, people, I just don't have a backache when I stand and talk. 】

[How do you feel that these two have suddenly changed, but then again, in the last issue, I felt that Director Lian didn't respect his wife very much, machismo, and he was the shopkeeper at home, This time he brought a child, and at first glance, he didn't have a child at home, and his wife had a good temper, so he was more used to him. 】

[I hope my sister will stand up, just like that, let him take the child, and he will know how difficult it is. 】

[To be honest, it's a little annoying Yu Mian, this is someone else's family matter, and he doesn't know what to do when he jumps out. 】

Seeing this, Yu Mian's fans also jumped out immediately.

[What does upstairs mean, Yu Mian is also kind. 】

As soon as they came out, Xi Yan's fans were not to be outdone: [Oh, it was also kind to persuade us to change careers? Hehe, some people love to suppress people in the name of their predecessors, and they are less disgusting. 】

The two have never dealt with each other, and it didn't take long for them to quarrel.

The guests couldn't see the barrage, but Qin Yan noticed that Lian Pei and Wu Xiaowen didn't look quite right, glanced at the little girl who was covering her mouth and snickering, and suddenly stepped forward to pick her up, pressed her head in her arms, blocked her expression, and said as if avoiding suspicion: "Let's go first, you guys are busy first." ”

As he spoke, he hurriedly left with porridge and porridge.

Lu Yanyu and the others thought he was a little strange, but they didn't think much about it, and immediately followed.

Qin Yan didn't let them follow, shook off the cameraman, ran to a corner with porridge, propped his hands on the wall, trapped the little girl in the corner, and asked, "What did you do to them?" ”

Hearing this, Congee Congee was still a little surprised, but he didn't expect that the third uncle was not stupid, and he actually found out.

Her eyes purred, her chubby fingers poked, blinked, and said innocently: "It's nothing, it's just an empathy charm for them." ”

"What is an empathy charm?"

"It's just that their moods are the same, uncle can feel aunt's emotions, and aunt can be the same as him, the two of them can be exchanged." As he spoke, Congee Congee pouted and muttered, "The third uncle is so stupid, I don't know this." ”

The corners of Qin Yan's mouth twitched, who could know about her bunch of strange talismans.

No wonder the two of them reacted that way just now.

In retrospect, it was just a swap.

He slapped his forehead and said with a headache: "Congee porridge, let's discuss, can you discuss it with me before you do it next time?" Otherwise, there is no way to explain such a big change in the two of them. ”

Afraid that the little girl would come to him, he deliberately frightened: "You are careful to be discovered, take you away, tie you to the experimental table, and cut you into fillet porridge!" ”

Hearing this, Congee Congee's little face wrinkled, looked at him with some indescribable words, looked behind him again, shook his little head, and said sympathetically: "Third uncle, you're finished." ”

Qin Yan didn't understand what she meant, and was about to ask, when he heard a voice from the side: "That's how you scared Congee?" ”