Chapter 362: Porridge Master teaches you kidnapping online
A few people had a full meal, and then walked out slowly.
Huo Ji'an pulled the porridge and chattered, his eyebrows and eyes were full of happiness, and the porridge was also happy for him.
It didn't take long for several people to walk up to the director, and saw him with a drooping face, looking listless, spread out on the recliner, looking loveless.
Porridge trotted over, lay next to his face, and said curiously: "Uncle good man, what's wrong with you?" ”
The director waved his hand weakly, his lips trembled, and he said aggrievedly: "Porridge, your uncle's physique has infected me." ”
The staff had already told him just now that the next celebrity he had invited had already lost money and ran away, saying that he was unlucky in this show, and he overturned when he got on it, and he didn't want to come.
Now he is an undercover agent in the entertainment industry.
He's wronged!
Hearing his words, Congee tilted his little head, "Isn't it that they themselves have a problem?" ”
The little fat paw patted him on the shoulder, and Congee Congee said seriously: "Good uncle, you don't want feudal superstition." ”
Hearing this, the director glanced at her, his eyes swept over the copper plate hanging around her neck, pursed his lips slightly, and whispered: "You are the one who specializes in feudal superstition." ”
"Nonsense." Congee Congee's eyes suddenly widened, and he said seriously, "I'm science, my eldest brother said!" ”
Knowing who her eldest brother is, the little genius of the Qin family, he is already a good seedling for scientific research at a young age.
He really couldn't think of how someone as strict as he could say such outrageous things.
This also made him realize once again the Qin family's love for porridge, they are simply brainless pets, and they are all good at opening their eyes and talking nonsense.
However, Congee's words gave him a wake-up call, indeed, it is clear that they have a problem with themselves, and their bodies are crooked, so what's the matter with his program.
His show is optimistic about both the richest man and the second richest man!
Thinking about it another way, wouldn't those who dare to be on his show at this time also prove their innocence?
Thinking of this, he stood up again, sat up and said, "Let's start today's recording." ”
As he spoke, he waved his hand, and then several black-clothed people came over, pressing Qin Yan's shoulders with a quick movement, and pulled them away.
It didn't take long for only Congee Congee and a few of their little children to remain.
The director said the script without changing his face: "The children have also seen it, your father/uncle/aunt/brother and sister-in-law were kidnapped by the kidnappers, and it is up to you whether you can rescue them." ”
After speaking, he saw Congee Congee looking at him indescribably, and couldn't help touching his face, "What's wrong?" ”
Is his script bad?
He spent one night designing it, and how much fun it was.
Agarwood saved his mother, worked hard all the way, and finally reunited his family, which made people cry.
Congee Congee shook his head, "Uncle Good guy, you're too unprofessional, I'll tell you how to get it." ”
After speaking, she looked at Huo Ji'an and Qin Er.
The two immediately nodded.
Huo Ji'an fell to the ground, his hands behind his back, pretending to be tied, his face frightened and trembling.
Qin Er said fiercely: "Children, give you two hours to come and save your parents, and chop off a finger of him a minute later." ”
Huo Ji'an cooperated and shouted miserably: "Son, girl, come and save Dad!" ”
Congee Congee looked anxious outside, "I know, I'm coming, don't hurt them!" ”
After speaking, several people looked up at the director in unison, and asked patiently, "Uncle good man, have you learned?" ”
There's a big one if you don't learn what it means we'll do it all over again.
Director: After graduating from "......", it was the first time that someone taught him how to film.
He looked at the few little guys with a smile, nodded with a smile and said, "If you learn it, you just have to be fierce." ”
Congee nodded and gave him a thumbs up, "Uncle is so smart, if you want to be fierce, your family will be in a hurry, you are not scary at all, we have no desire to save people." ”
It's so distracting.
She shook her head in disgust.
Can the director admit defeat?
He was strong in his life, and immediately learned and sold, and said viciously: "Find them quickly, otherwise, I will gouge out their eyes, chop off their hands, and cut off their ears!" ”
[Kidnapper: Hahahahaha, I haven't seen this kind of request.] 】
[Qin Yan & Xiao Lan & Lu Yanyu are a few people: bolt Q. 】
[A few little guys, this acting 6, how does it look like it's not the first time to do it. 】
[Hahahaha can be said to be very punishing. 】
He looked fierce, and when he said these words, Lu Zhaozhao was frightened all of a sudden, his little body shook, his eyes were instantly wrapped with tears, and he looked at him with some fear.
Seeing this, Congee Congee took her hand and comforted: "Don't be afraid, Zhaocai, I'll help you find your brother and sister-in-law, do you have anything they used?" ”
Hearing this, Lu Zhaozhao didn't know why, but he still nodded, sniffed and asked in a low voice, "Is it okay to have socks that my brother wore?" ”
"Yes." Porridge nodded and took out a small compass from her bag.
Not long after, Lu Zhaozhao ran over with a sock, and was about to take the porridge, when a gust of wind blew, she hurriedly covered her nose and retreated.
Qin Er and Huo Ji'an also quickly dodged, and Huo Ji'an couldn't help but "vomit".
[Good guy, the stone hammer, Lu Yanyu, you stinky feet are smoking my cub! ] 】
[Oh, I can smell it through the screen, Lu Yanyu loses money! ] 】
At this time, in the observation room, Lu Yanyu saw this scene, and his old face turned red, and he coughed lightly.
There is only one sentence in my mind: It's over, the character has collapsed.
He's no longer the refreshing male idol who.
Here, seeing their movements, Lu Zhaozhao blinked, and opened his mouth to break the news, "Although my brother takes a bath every day, his feet stink." ”
Porridge pinched her nose and nodded, and said angrily: "I can see it." ”
It's a stinky bag like Uncle Mingtong.
She blushed, took the socks in disgust, asked the compass to remember the taste, shook her little hand, and threw it into the director's hand.
The director also subconsciously threw it to the people next to him.
In just a few seconds, Lu Yanyu's stinky socks spread all over like a hot potato.
Whoever holds it will be disgusted.
He looked at this scene with a numb face, and his heart was full of sadness.
Don't bring such a disgusting person!
Can you give some face!
The people in the barrage were also about to go crazy with laughter.
Congee Porridge breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed his hand on his clothes, and then said, "Let's go, find someone." ”
"Hmm." Qin Er knew the ability of porridge, and Huo Ji'an was a brain-dead fan of porridge, so he didn't want to follow directly, Lu Zhaozhao was purely too well-behaved, and he didn't ask much.
Looking at the rotating compass, the netizens in front of the screen couldn't help but fry the pot.
[Come on, come on, she's here, porridge porridge once again shows the mysterious power! ] 】
[It's amazing, how did you do it, I suddenly remembered that she said yesterday that Lin Wan cuckolded Zhu Dafeng, but it was exposed at night, it's too powerful, I really believe it now. 】
[Ah, when will Porridge Bao start live fortune-telling again, I really want to calculate it. ] 】
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“……”
The audience swiped the screen.
Porridge didn't know yet, and continued to walk forward.
As soon as he walked to the corner, a somewhat fat figure suddenly jumped out, his eyes were cloudy, staring at them and saying coldly: "Stop." ”