After feeding Shidan and Little Muduri, I put the leftover fish and meat in the freezer, and I still wondered how the fish I bought last time was gone.

I took the time to put up my dad's little digital video camera in front of the fridge to see who had stolen the fish.

Generally, it is shidan, without evidence, you say that you are not convinced by it. I didn't do this today, I'll talk about it in two days.

I went into the house, felt that it was stuffy, and there was a hot smell of dirty meat, so I opened the air window.

In the hall, there was also a mosquito net, and I pulled up the mosquito net, jumped down, and walked into my dad's house.

Qi Liyan ** and said, "I'm hungry...... Why don't you feed the people first and the animals first?"

"When people are hungry, they lie on the bed and hum twice at most, but animals can't, they are hungry and energetic, and they make trouble. ”

When Qi Liyan heard this, she sat up from the bed as if she had cheated the corpse, "Then I'll make trouble too!"

I hurriedly stopped, "Don't don't, don't, I'll feed you right away!"

I said that, and she calmed down.

"What are you going to eat?"

“...... What's there? Isn't there instant noodles in the kitchen wall cabinet?"

When it comes to the instant noodles in the wall cabinet, I am the boss, she wants to eat again, she doesn't have to sleep tonight, the smell of her exhaust gas fills the house.

Speaking of instant noodles, I remembered that I bought two buckets in the supermarket when I came back, and when I went upstairs with fish and meat for Shidan and Xiaomuduri, why didn't I see those two buckets of instant noodles?

Buckets of instant noodles are quite large, and when the payment is packaged, the cashier gives two convenient bags.

I separate the fish, meat, and instant noodles into two separate bags. The cashier was the same cashier I wore in a tank top and shorts to buy fish and meat for them.

She saw that I was divided into two and praised me.

It's good to pack it separately, but I forgot the instant noodles in the car.

I said to Qi Liyan, "I have two buckets of instant noodles in my car, which are Laotan sauerkraut pork rib noodles." I'll get it for you. ”

Qi Liyan stretched out her hand and hooked my clothes like an iron hook, "I won't let you go." ”

"I'll come when I go, and I'm afraid I'll run away?"

"You just want to run, and I won't let you leave me. ”

"And what are you going to do with your meal?"

"Aren't there instant noodles in the wall cabinet?"

"There's one more pack, but it's all expired. ”

"It's okay, expired instant noodle medicine doesn't kill people, at most two farts. ”

"Put two? It's not one or two that can be finished! There are more than ten or eight, you don't have internal strength, and you can't clean it up for a while!"

"It's okay, we vegetable farmers are born to exhaust. ”

There's no way, whatever you say, she can block it back for you, but she won't let you go.

I said, "Okay, I'm not going to take it, what are you going to eat?

"Just eat it, don't soak it, I'll just chew it." ”

"Gotta get it, you can pull it down, it might be better to soak it. In the morning, I chewed dry, made a bowl of spice soup, and drank it, and my stomach was full of gas......"

As I spoke, I felt that I hadn't told me about her coming this morning and my time in the house.

Fortunately, she didn't hear it, she just said that it was okay, we vegetable farmers ate so much.

I reached out to stop her, and she opened her mouth and bit my hand, but fortunately I was quick and withdrawn, and I was able to save a hand, and even an arm.

I hurriedly said, "I'll give you instant noodles." So I broke her hand from my clothes and walked out.

I gave her the remaining packet of expired instant noodles in a small basin and soaked it in warm boiling water, and found a lid to cover it.

I just stayed in the kitchen, I didn't dare to go into the house, that guy's biting people with his mouth open, no one could stand it.

Standing and standing, I heard a rustling sound behind me, I looked back and saw Qi Liyan tiptoeing towards me, I was startled, "What are you doing?!"

She grabbed me and said, "But I've got you, little shepherd boy!"

I struggled, but in vain, she was so powerful, and in her grip I was like a little snake under the talons of a goshawk, and I could only bend and bend by myself, and there was no possibility of escape.

I wondered, she hadn't eaten or drunk for at least ten hours all day, if she had a normal diet, would an elephant dare to wrestle with her?

She took me under her arm, went into my father's house, threw me on the bed, and then began to strip me of my clothes and pants, and after she took me clean, she □□□□□□

Once again, I went out of my body, and the true soul jumped up to the lampshade on the roof of the shed, and saw what the witch was going to do......?

Where did she start eating first? I'm curious about that.

I saw her bend down and put her ear to my heart and listen for a while.

And put her mouth to her heart - what country is she a witch? Cannibalism starts with the heart?

She didn't eat it, but □□□□□ and □□□□.

I think if I was possessed by a true soul, it would be extremely itchy! Fortunately, my true soul was out of my body and I didn't feel it at all.

She teased me from side to side, and when she saw that I had no intention of waking up, she gave up, pulled a quilt over a towel, covered me, and even slapped me like a child, humming a lullaby.

Lao Tzu has fainted, whether he can wake up again in this life, it's hard to say, urge your mommy!

The lullaby she hummed was still in tune with the Northeast lullaby, but the words were not the original words at all, what "...... The cucumbers are watery, the earthworms are pine, and the tomatoes are as big as lamps."

- It's all a recipe!

It's really selling, greeting, selling rope, praising ramie (the main raw material for hemp rope in the north).

After humming for a while, seeing that I was snoring and snoring, she got out of bed with great care, no shoes, and tiptoed to the kitchen, sniffing and sniffing like a hairless.

Finally, she found the expired instant noodles I made for her in a small basin, she lifted the lid, took a sip of soup in the basin, said that it was not too cold, and then went to the cupboard to find two chopsticks, picked up the instant noodles, and ate them abruptly.

She ate so deliciously, as if she had eaten something so delicious, and she was hungry.

After a few bites, she ate the instant noodles in the basin like a storm, and drank all the soup in the basin that was not too cold.

When she had finished the soup, she rubbed it on her chest, as if she could put what she had eaten into her stomach.

She stopped her hand suddenly, her neck was a little straight, I don't know what she was going to do, who knew she suddenly hiccuped!

How loud is this hiccup? I heard the glass windows hum and tremble. Shook herself so much that she cowered her neck and looked into my dad's house to see if it woke me up, and oh my god, she was starting to exhaust!