Chapter 1: The General Wants to Bubble Boy
In a certain year, Donglin Kingdom, General's Mansion
At that time, a bright moon hung high in the sky, illuminating Jiang Junchun's heart rippling.
In ancient times, there was no TV or mobile phone, and those who did not sleep at this time should have been angry readers.
Jiang Jun estimated that Mu Xi and the martial artists who didn't like to read should have fallen asleep, and no one would definitely see her go to Song Mo.
Jiang Jun quietly came to Song Moyuan's courtyard and gently knocked on the door, "Momo, have you slept?" ”
Song Mo quickly opened the door, and when he saw that it was Su Xiaoai, he just saluted politely, and he didn't feel strange.
"Momo, I really didn't sleep, I'm reading!" Su Xiaoai entered Song Mo's room by herself and said happily.
Song Mo still didn't speak, just closed the door.
Jiang Jun thought that it would be good to close the door, and the relationship between the two of them in the same room would heat up quickly, so he walked to the tea table by himself, poured the tea, and said to Song Mo gently: "Momo, come ......."
Before he finished speaking, he looked up and saw Song Mo, who was sitting in front of the bed for some time, taking off his clothes without saying a word.
Song Mo took off only a white single coat, the placket was half open, revealing fair skin and tight chest muscles, the embarrassed Jiang Jun quickly covered his eyes and shouted: "Song Mo, what are you doing, put on your clothes....."
Song Mo raised his head in shock by Jiang Jun's shouting, stopped continuing to undress, and his beautiful eyebrows were looking at Jiang Jun in confusion at this time.
Beautiful people are beautiful, and their frowns are so deep and shapely.
Jiang Jun sneered, regained his soft tone and said, "Momo, the night is cool, be good, put on your clothes." ”
Song Mo put on his clothes and asked coldly, "General, what's wrong, hasn't it always been like this?" ”
It's always been like this, Su Xiaoai is too uninteresting, why do you take off your clothes as soon as you come, no wonder Song Mo doesn't like me so much, it's too unelegant.
Jiang Jun put on a sweet smile and said: "I was too young and ignorant before, so I won't mention it, I came here today mainly to talk to you about life and ideals." Come, sit down and eat sweethearts, drink tea, and chat. ”
Song Mo was stunned for a moment and replied: "Life, ideals, are clear." ”
It's really an embarrassing chat, according to Mu Xi, one year Su Xiaoai suddenly came there and said that she wanted to learn the piano.
Because she wants to try to see if the piano can really be used as a weapon, but she doesn't want the musicians in the palace to teach her, because if she doesn't learn it, she can shirk that the musician's skills are not good.
Therefore, it is widely recruited, only recruiting Jianghu musicians, and also requires young, tall and handsome, not verbose, and those who have been playing the piano since elementary school...... As soon as he saw these messy requirements, Jiang Jun knew that Su Xiaoai was purely playing, where did he want to learn the piano!
Later, as expected, I didn't learn. However, Song Mo was personally selected by her, and Jiang Jun still agreed with this vision very much, and then why he didn't finish his studies and didn't fire him, the specific reason Mu Xi didn't understand very well.
But looking at Song Mo's attitude, there must be something unpleasant, otherwise he wouldn't have such a cold attitude. Xiao Ai, what did you do to Song Mo's children, look at how hard I worked to clean up the mess.
No, I'm going to break the deadlock. By the way, look at the appearance, when I used to study in the martial arts hall, the master relied on showing the aunts and chatting with them happily, so every day there were aunts who sent Chinese cabbage to the martial arts hall.
At that time, Jiang Jun read a lot and secretly borrowed a few books to study his palmistry, to see when he had a good marriage and when he would make a fortune. It's still right what the teacher said, I read more books and use them naturally, so let's use them now.
So Jiang Jun regained his fighting spirit and said softly: "Momo, don't be so negative, let me see your palmistry, look at your life and marriage, it's very accurate." ”
"Palmistry, you?" Song Mo raised his eyebrows, looking disbelieving.
Jiang Jun cleared his throat and said seriously: "There are no two people in this world who have exactly the same palmistry texture, even if they are twins, the palm lines will be different, so every handprint trend has an inevitable numerology knowledge." ”
Then he paused deliberately, took a sip of tea, caught a glimpse of Song Mo's serious expression from the corner of his eye, and continued with a little pride: "I'm a professional, come, take out your hand."
Song Mo obediently spread out his palms and moved them under Jiang Jun's gaze.
Jiang Jun held Song Mo's hand, carefully studied the texture of Song Mo's hand, and said, "The lines in your palm are intertwined with each other, forming a large square, this is a treasury, which represents wealth." ”
Jiang Jun rubbed the oil and touched Song Mo's hand, "Your fingers are so long, they are really good-looking, especially your middle finger, which shows that you have brains, do things magnificently, are not informal, and will not be tempted by some small fortunes and small profits." ”
"If you look at the index finger, there is a horizontal stripe at this joint called the knuckle line, and you have three horizontal stripes, which are called the three covenant lines. People with this pattern tend to have good financial luck and have no shortage of money to spend in their lives, and such people will get help from the opposite sex and get rich, for example, a man may marry a very rich wife. ”
Isn't this talking about me, Jiang Jun was happy in his heart, "Now let's look at your wisdom line and lifeline, there is a line connecting them, which shows that you are serious and meticulous, brave and resourceful, and rich and noble." Wow, Momo, your palms are so good, isn't this the legendary ......"
Jiang Jun, who was stuck in his words, lowered his head and whispered to himself, "The appearance of the emperor!" "How can he be an emperor as a commoner, Jiang Jun couldn't help but look up at Song Mo.
Until Song Mo said: "General, why don't you say it." ”
Jiang Jun, who came back to his senses, smiled "hehe", thinking in his heart that this is not the point, maybe he was wrong.
"Well, now look at the key point, look at your emotional line, marriage line, from the palm of the hand, straight and clear, stop at Mercury Hill, indicating that you can have strong love and a happy marriage, but your marriage line rises at the end, to activate it, when the activation is successful, it can bring great wealth and beautiful marriage, if you can't activate it, you will do nothing in your life, the marriage is confused, it is rare to have a good relationship, and you will encounter a lot of villain interference, and your career will be frustrated. Therefore, when you meet someone you like, you must take the initiative and don't miss it, especially cherish the person in front of you. ”
Jiang Jun deliberately teased his bangs, looked at Song Mo with a tender face, and alluded to himself as "the person in front of him." ”
Song Mo looked at Su Xiaoai thoughtfully, and the closer he looked. It was so close that Jiang Jun thought he was going to kiss her, and closed his eyes shyly.
But after waiting for a long time, there was no movement, and then I opened my eyes and saw Song Mo eating dessert.
Seeing her open her eyes, Song Mo said, "Do you want another piece?" ”
Since he has been amorous, it's okay, Jiang Jun encouraged himself very confidently, it's only the first day, and he is not in a hurry, "If it's delicious, you can eat more, I'll be full when I watch you eat, it's beautiful and delicious." ”
Jiang Jun held his cheeks and looked at Song Mo with an eye of appreciation for the food.
"It's late at night, it's time for bed." Song Mo was unmoved, stood up and prepared to undress again.
Jiang Jun stood up and said, "Yes, yes, it's time to go to bed, let's talk about it here today, and continue tomorrow, good night!" ”
Jiang Jun lowered his head, his face was hot, and he rushed all the way back to the room, covering his accelerated heartbeat, and said coquettishly: "Momo, why don't you take off your clothes at every turn, how bad, I'm not ready yet." ”
Looking at Su Xiaoai who ran away in a panic, the corners of Song Mo's mouth turned up slightly, thinking about what Su Xiaoai said, he looked down at his palm, and said to himself: "The emperor's appearance is ......"
Back a few days ago, Jiang Jun, who was originally the head of the taekwondo gym, asked her to play a cameo role as a female general because of her best friend Qin Xiaoxiao, helping her boyfriend Su Han's horse farm to make a promotional chapter.
It is said that Jiang Jun was wearing a general's mansion that day, which was very suitable for the role, and the director was very satisfied, and constantly asked Jiang Jun to whip him, and he was bound to perform an aura of 1.8 meters.
As a result, he swung onto the horse's buttocks, Jiang Jun fell off defenselessly, with his feet in the air, and then the world was quiet, and the time was frozen at 10 o'clock in the morning.
Same day of the same month, 10 p.m.
Su Xiaoai, the female general of Donglin State, rode a sweaty and bloody horse sent by Donghuang Dongyu Rui to gallop through the hunting ground, majestic, high-spirited, and full of harvest.
At night, he sang with the Eastern Emperor about wine, and his life was geometric, he drank all the wine ponds into a mountain, and he had to play horse racing with Yan Bingchao, the commander of the forbidden army.
Then the horse suddenly went berserk and knocked down the drunken general. It's clear: a drunk driver has been in a car accident. So, since ancient times, drinking and not driving, driving without drinking, one truth.