Seeing the three princes leave in astonishment, Jiang Jun embarrassedly pretended to have lost too much blood and stroked his head.

Mu Xi asked with concern, "General, what's wrong?" ”

"It's not a big deal, it's just a little dizzy."

"I'll call Imperial Doctor Zhou."

"No, just take a break."

Mu Xi worriedly helped Jiang Jun back to the room, took medicine in distress, and blamed himself: "I just shed so much blood last time, and now I am bleeding again, I am to blame, I shouldn't have let you practice swords." ”

The last time Jiang Jun woke up, Mu Xi wiped his nose with a lot of emotion.

Jiang Jun was afraid that Mu Xi would tear up again, so he hurriedly comforted: "I don't blame you for this, blame me for my amnesia, I don't remember how to use the sword, it's just a little blood, just take a rest." ”

pretended to be very sleepy again, and then sent Muxi away.

Jiang Jun closed the door, complaining in his heart, what kind of sword do you use in the morning, see blood, how unlucky, delay me to make a boy.

One morning, Jiang Jun lay on the bed and pretended to be tired and sleepy, during which Mu Xi came to ask for warmth many times, but was sent back by Jiang Jun, and finally stayed up until the evening.

Looking at the fingers that had been completely healed, Jiang Jun couldn't help but sigh that the ancient trauma medicine was too amazing! The mood immediately returned to a state of full blood.

Taking advantage of the hazy night, he quickly ran to Song Moyuan.

As soon as he saw Song Mo, Jiang Jun immediately smiled sweetly and said, "Momo, you are so good-looking, but you lack a little thing, with it, you will be more handsome." ”

"What?"

"Smile, come and follow me and say loudly: Tian Qi."

Jiang Jun made a serious expression, revealing neat teeth, looking innocent, waiting for Song Mo to learn to do it.

Looking at the indifferent Song Mo, Jiang Jun did it unremittingly, and said coquettishly: "Do it, Tian Qi, Tian Qi, Tian Qi......"

"Tian Qi."

Persistence must be rewarded, Song Mo really did it, watching his warm smile, melting in the unfamiliar environment, branded in Jiang Jun's heart, it is really the legendary Mo Shangren like jade, and the son is unparalleled in the world.

"Momo, your smile is so warm, like the first ray of sunshine in spring, melting everything and reviving living beings, you have to laugh more."

Seeing that Song Mo didn't care, Jiang Jun continued to persevere: "I'm not used to it, it's okay, I'll tell you jokes and help you exercise your laughing muscles more." ”

"Jokes?" Song Mo looked at Su Xiaoai in astonishment, as if he had misheard.

"Uh-huh, that's really funny." Jiang Jun said that he laughed first.

"Please listen to the first one, say: the snake and the centipede are good friends, one day the snake was injured, called the centipede to go out to buy medicine, the snake waited for a long time, the centipede has not come back, just complained in the house, damn, why is it so slow, if you don't come back, Lao Tzu's blood will be drained, as soon as the words fell, I heard the centipede at the door unpleasantly said, scold me again, I won't go out to buy it for you, Lao Tzu's shoes haven't been worn yet."

"Hahaha, isn't it particularly funny, I've laughed at this joke for years." Jiang Jun's mouth couldn't close when he smiled, and said: "Is the snake particularly backed, the centipede has a hundred legs, and when it finishes putting on its shoes, it will become a dry corpse."

"Well, it's pretty miserable." Song Mo replied calmly, without a hint of a smile.

"Isn't it funny?" Jiang Jun stopped laughing and continued: "I still have ha, and the second one said: Xiaobai told a joke on the beach and died." You know why? Because the sea laughed (howled). Haha......"

However, Song Mo still listened calmly and didn't hear any laughs.

Jiang Jun suddenly ignited his fighting spirit, "Now we tell puzzle jokes, listen carefully, it's a little difficult." ”

"On a road where there is no light, the road is dark, the house is also dark, a blind man is walking on the road in black clothes, and at this time a carriage comes galloping, and there is no oil lamp on the carriage, but when it is about to hit the blind man, it stops, do you know why?"

Looking at Song Mo expectantly, as expected, Song Mo shook his head with a blank expression.

"Because it's daytime. Haha...... "Jiang Jun saw that Song Mo still didn't react, and he was really unconvinced.

And he said, "Say that on one big night, there was a scoundrel who got drunk, went to the corner, and roared at the earth, and guessed what an animal was?" ”

"What is it?"

"Rogue rabbit (spit), hahahaha, and said that at this time there was another drunk hooligan, and he also roared at the earth, what kind of animal?"

Looking at Song Mo's more enlightened expression, Jiang Jun said happily: "Haha, I don't understand, two rogue rabbits, haha......, isn't it particularly funny?" ”

Song Mo didn't laugh, but asked curiously, "Rogue rabbit?" What animal is it? ”

Oops, it's overrun, I forgot that there was no such thing in ancient times, but I said it, I want to round it out.

Jiang Jun put away his laughter and said seriously: "It's just a kind of rabbit, a very cute rabbit." ”

"Oh? It's the first time I've heard of this kind of rabbit. ”

"Yes, I've been fighting for many years, I've never been anywhere, there is a place far away, but it's hard to meet, and I met it by chance."

"Where?"

"It's a far, far away place, and I forgot the name of the place."

"Oh, what does it look like?"

"Momo, you won't think I'm fooling you, it's true, take a pen and paper and draw it for you."

Song Mo took a pen and paper and put them in front of Jiang Jun more seriously.

"Look carefully, I'll let you know a little more today, what is a rogue rabbit." Jiang Jun saw that Song Mo didn't see the real state of affairs, so he drew it.

Song Mo picked up Jiang Jun's painting and looked at it seriously, his eyes were full of doubts and incomprehension, "This kind of rabbit stands up and walks?" ”

"Yes, it likes to stand up and walk."

"Why?"

"Because it likes to pretend to be B."

"Pretend to be B?"

"It's cool."

After listening to Jiang Jun's introduction, Song Mo felt that he was tricking him, and said, "Is the meat delicious?" ”

"How can such a cute animal be willing to eat, raise one and take it out for a walk."

Seeing Song Mo staring at her eyes, it seemed that he could see through her lies if he looked at her for a longer time.

Jiang Jun hurriedly said: "Momo, it's too far, let's not delve into this issue first, you are really so curious, next time you see me catch one and come back for you to study." ”

"Okay." The corners of Song Mo's mouth lifted lightly, and he smiled slightly.

Finally turned the page, Jiang Jun muttered weakly, sorted out his thoughts and continued to tell jokes, "It's still a puzzle joke, Momo has to listen carefully, I haven't answered a question correctly!" ”

The corners of Song Mo's mouth curled, approached Jiang Jun, and listened carefully.

Seeing that Song Mo was interested, Jiang Jun sat up straight, looking like a teacher, and said, "There is a grass in front, guess a plant." ”

"Plum blossoms." Song Mo replied quickly.

Hey, Momo went up, Jiang Jun happily continued to test: "A flock of sheep came from the meadow, guess a fruit." ”

"Strawberries."

"Here comes another pack of wolves, guess a fruit."

"Bayberry."

It's amazing my dear, Jiang Jun thought that it would be difficult to come, and after thinking for a while, he said: "A mother, a father, an elder brother, a younger sister, a nephew, a niece, an uncle, an aunt, a son, a daughter, and a cousin and cousin. Guess how many people are there in this house? ”

Jiang Jun sighed in his heart, this question is super difficult, people who don't think about it will count their fingers, and answer 12 people, it will be wrong.

Jiang Jun looked at Song Mo in the child's thinking, thinking that he couldn't answer this question.

"4 people, father and mother are biological brothers and sisters, father is an elder brother, mother is a younger sister, nephew is a son born to a younger sister, niece is a daughter born to an elder brother, and son and daughter are cousins."

"Awesome! Momo, he understands the routine so quickly, and he is really a wise person. ”

After Jiang Jun finished boasting, she continued to tell jokes that she thought were funny, because she was giggling all night, and Song Mo spent a night with her saliva.

Until a pot of tea was drunk, Jiang Jun was convinced by Song Mo's IQ.

boasted: "Momo is really a cow B, his IQ is so high, he learns so fast, the legendary champion." ”

"Thank you, General, for the compliment."

Jiang Jun touched his cheeks that were tired of laughing, he was really tired of laughing, "Let's talk about it here today, and I'll share it with you when I have a new joke, I'll go back to sleep, remember to smile." ”

Song Mo nodded, and he agreed to this matter.

Saying goodbye to Song Mo, on the way back, Jiang Jun muttered: "Obviously, every joke is funny, Song Mo's laughter is too high....."

Song Mo in the room looked at the portrait drawn by Su Xiaoai, "Rogue rabbit, rabbit that can walk, weird and weird....."