Chapter 13: God's Operation at the Dinner Table
Xi Cheng said: "My hands are shaking, cook more." ”
"Is this the point? Obviously, it's calculated by the pound. ”
"Don't be afraid, be happy."
Jiang Jun muttered in his heart, just be happy alone, you can't throw it away if you don't finish eating, that's disrespectful to him, how about it if you can't finish eating later.
But seeing that he was so happy, Jiang Jun didn't say anything more, and was about to beckon everyone to come to the table to eat, when the next person came to report that Donghuang and Nanhuangfeng were back.
Jiang Jun was not happy when he heard the name of Nanhuangfeng, but after thinking about it, it is good to eat so many dishes with two more strengths, and he must let Nanhuangfeng eat more later.
Jiang Jun was a thief in his heart, and asked with a polite smile on the corner of his mouth: "Your Majesty, aren't you going to drink flower wine?" ”
"You're not here, we're not used to drinking, so we brought it back to drink with you." After speaking, the entourage brought out ten ponds of wine, followed by a group of beauties of warblers and swallows.
It's moving, it's really forcing me to drink, this wave of operations is really unique, and the friendship of the Eastern Emperor makes Jiang Jun cry and laugh.
"Thank you Donghuang for your kindness, it just so happened that Xiaoxi cooked a lot of good dishes today, you can try it."
"Then today is a blessing, I haven't tasted the craftsmanship of the Western Prince for a long time."
"Thank you, Donghuang, for the compliment."
"Lord Yao is also here today."
"Donghuang Wanfu, I'm here to see the imperial brother today."
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After some polite greetings from the VIPs, the dinner table finally opened.
The host and guest are distinct, the Eastern Emperor sits in the middle, Nanhuangfeng and the Yao County Lord sit on the left side of the Eastern Emperor, and Jiang Jun should have sat on the right side of the Eastern Emperor, but in order to sit with Momo, he said to Li Ran earnestly: "The military advisor has worked hard, sit down." ”
Li Ran didn't understand Jiang Jun's little calculations in his heart, and sat down happily.
Jiang Jun sat down satisfied, then turned his head and winked at Song Mo, and gently knocked on the stool next to him with his hand.
Song Mo understood, stepped forward and sat next to Jiang Jun naturally, neither humble nor arrogant, not cowardly.
The three princes and Mu Xi were not surprised, and sat down one by one to enjoy the food.
Jiang Jun ignored the incomprehensible glances cast by Donghuang, Nanhuangfeng, and Lizhiyao and Li Ran's dissatisfied eyes, feasted on the food and deliberately raised the decibels: "It's delicious, Xiaoxi is good." ”
The eyes of the three people on the other side were still switching between her and Song Mo, as if they wanted to see through what was going on.
Jiang Jun accepted his gaze, shifted his attention again, and clapped his hands, "The beauties of Fengmingfang are just good-looking, dancing like fairies descending to earth, they are really eye-catching, right, Your Majesty?" ”
With this clapping, the group came out of their senses and began to watch the dancers dance.
Donghuang replied: "Yes, if Brother Tiger likes it, I will let them all stay in your mansion and show you every day." ”
What the hell, why are you sending me so many vixens?
Jiang Jun hurriedly pushed it back and said: "No, no, I'm usually very busy, and beautiful things have to be appreciated by everyone, and if I am the only one who appreciates it, it will lose its meaning." ”
Donghuang nodded, smiled slightly, regarded as approval and praise, and began to taste lunch.
Wine and food, and beautiful women danced, half of the dishes were quickly wiped out, and everyone was almost full, but there were still so many dishes, what should I do? Not finishing the meal doesn't make Xiaoxi unhappy, Jiang Jun was thinking about it, when he heard Xicheng speak.
"Isn't the food to everyone's liking? Why don't you eat it? Xi Cheng guarded the table with a posture that everyone didn't want to leave until he finished eating.
The county lord praised sweetly: "These dishes are really delicious, full of color, flavor and flavor, the cooking skills of the prince of the west are really more and more superb, and you are the first in the world." ”
Jiang Jun also echoed and boasted: "Well, Xiaoxi's craftsmanship is really carved into the moon and cutting clouds, and the color and taste are good." ”
Boasting about Xicheng, the smile bloomed, distracting attention.
Nan Huangfeng smiled in surprise: "Tiger Sister can use idioms, Li Junshi taught well." ”
"Ahem...... Li Ran was drinking wine, but he was almost choked when he heard Nan Huangfeng's words, and replied with a sigh of relief: "The main general has superb swordsmanship, so he can spare time to learn something else." ”
"Oh, Tiger Sister is learning to talk about it now, why don't you look for me."
"Is it my Xiaoxi's cooking that doesn't suit Nanhuang's appetite?"
"The dishes made by the Prince of the West are naturally good."
"Then why can't I stop your mouth!" Jiang Jun raised his eyebrows and said sarcastically.
Nan Huangfeng was not annoyed, and still answered with a chuckle: "It's just so delicious that it makes me energetic." ”
Jiang Jun really wanted to pick up a brick and hit him, but he blurted out that he was about to scold: "Bird ......"
"The general eats chicken legs, this meat is tender." Song Mo interrupted and put a piece of chicken leg into Jiang Jun's bowl.
Song Mo's sudden interjection suddenly made Jiang Jun feel empowered, and a spoof inspiration appeared.
Jiang Jun laughed slyly, picked up a large bowl that had been emptied, and put it in front of Nanhuangfeng.
Under Nan Huangfeng's bewildered eyes, he began to play the role of a hospitable host.
While picking up the dishes, he said: "Nanhuang is right, since Xiaoxi's dishes can bring you energy, eat more, it is too hard to talk so much every day and instigate so many people." ”
After a god-level operation, a mountain of meat came out in the big bowl.
Everyone stared closely at the hill that Jiang Jun had piled up for Nanhuang Feng, fearing that it would fall and collapse.
Jiang Jun was very satisfied, and secretly praised himself in his heart for being really a stacking talent.
The face of the man behind Roshan was black, of course, Jiang Jun couldn't see it, this was the effect she wanted, out of sight and out of mind.
The perfect counterattack against the Nanhuang wind, you can also leave this dinner with a bright body, and the rhythm of the heart is refreshing.
Nanhuangfeng can't think of it, you also have a time when you are planted in my hands.
Jiang Jun was nervous in his heart, and in order to prevent Nanhuangfeng from reacting, he came up with a way to resolve it.
Jiang Jun immediately greeted everyone without leaving any gap: "Nanhuang is too busy every day, and the energy output is too large, so let's not disturb him to replenish his energy, everyone will go to the other garden with me to drink tea, and taste the new West Lake Longjing this time." ”
He touched Li Ran at hand with his elbow again, "That's right, military advisor." ”
Only then did Li Ran draw his senses from Jiang Jun's masterpiece, "Yes, the Eastern Emperor, please." ”
Su Xiaoai rarely succeeded in tricking Nanhuang Feng, the Eastern Emperor was not good at disappointing Su Xiaoai and unhappy, and comforted Nanhuang Feng with cooperation: "Brother Nan, these dishes are all superb, you can't eat them if you want to, you eat slowly, don't worry, I will go to the other garden and wait for you." ”
After speaking, without waiting for Nan Huangfeng to answer, he followed Su Xiaoai very unjustly and left the scene.
In the dining room, Xi Cheng personally supervised, Nan Huangqiu brothers helped his younger brother affectionately, and Bei Xinghao accompanied Nan Huangqiu affectionately.
Everyone else followed Jiang Jun to the garden to drink tea, talking and laughing, completely ignoring the people in the dining room.
During this period, the lord of Yao said that he hadn't seen Beixing Hao for too long and wanted to stay here for one night, and Jiang Jun, who was in a good mood, agreed without thinking about it.
Inside the dining room, on the dining table.
Xi Cheng and Nan Huangfeng stared at each other with big eyes, smiling and confronting each other.
Nan Huangqiu and Bei Xinghao next to him cheered for Nanhuangfeng's entourage Qi Shu, "Qi Shu, come on, it's almost over, let's eat another piece of chicken breast." ”
Qi Shu held his stomach, kept burping, shook his head again and again, looked at Nanhuangfeng pitifully, and sent a distress signal.
Seeing that Qi Shu didn't eat, Xi Cheng said in a threatening tone: "What's wrong Qi Shu, it's not delicious!" ”
"It's delicious, the best in the world, Qi Shu is speechless for this delicious food." Nan Huangfeng praised.
Xi Cheng was naturally happy to hear it, but it was not so easy to prevaricate, and continued to urge: "If it's delicious, just continue to eat, next time you want to eat it again, you may not have a chance." ”
After speaking, he was going to pick up vegetables and stuff them into Qi Shu's mouth.
Nan Huangfeng pressed Xi Cheng's hand, "The food of the Western Prince, let Qi Shuman eat it like this, isn't it a waste, you should taste it slowly, isn't it?" ”
Enjoy your meal? Xi Cheng looked at the dishes that had not been eaten yet, this slow eating was not enough to eat until the afternoon, I was going back to rest, and refused: "I have tasted it slowly before, it doesn't matter if I eat it quickly now." ”
"Prince Xi, your new dish today is really unique, unparalleled in the world, its taste is endless, I have eaten so many delicacies and I will never forget your craftsmanship, often talk to my imperial concubines, they have long been eager for your food, today just happened to the Western prince cooked so much, my imperial concubines finally have a mouthful, don't let Qi Shu spoil these delicacies, let me pack them back for them to taste."