Chapter Twenty-Three: The Wolf Meat Banquet

The Eastern Emperor has spoken, of course he has to give face, and he will give a drinking order, who is afraid of whom, I am a cultural person.

"Okay, the loser will eat a plate of meat and drink a bowl of wine."

"Brother Nan, my brother's I told her that she had worked hard to fight wolves."

Donghuang said this, everyone understands, martial arts idiot, limbs are developed and simple-minded, he is immersed in martial arts, he has no IQ, Nanhuangfeng obviously wants to pit her again, every time he drinks before, Su Xiaoai loses very badly, but he loves to be competitive and competitive, although Donghuang is a peacemaker, he is also a brother.

"No, brother, I'm full of energy now."

This is really not reckless, since I came back from killing the wolf, it is the same as playing and upgrading to immortals, the energy is going to be full, I want to see me make a fool, it's not so easy.

Sister reads books in stacks and stacks, full of knowledge, and looks at a lot of wine orders in the play, I will drink you to death today, support you, Jiang Jun is full of confidence and plays Xiao Jiujiu in his heart.

"Okay, Tiger Sister is really a tiger! In the first order, we will take the wolf as the theme, the four-character idiom, how? Nanhuangfeng was afraid that Su Xiaoai would regret it, so he hurriedly answered.

"Okay, you're a guest, you say it first." Jiang Jun replied fearlessly.

"Wolves before tigers."

The Eastern Emperor continued: "Embarrassed. ”

It was Jiang Jun's turn, and everyone looked at her together.

Jiang Jun smiled confidently and calmly received: "The ghost cries wolf." ”

"Brother said it well." Donghuang didn't expect Jiang Jun to pick up so quickly, and he couldn't help but applaud.

"Tiger sister, I've learned a lot lately, and the idiom is quite slippery."

"That's it, study hard and make progress every day!" Jiang Jun continued.

Everyone also praised Jiang Jun, and the wine order continued to be passed on.

Li Ran said: "Lure the wolf into the room." ”

Song Mo continued: "Whistling Wolf." ”

Nan Huangqiu continued: "Gobble." ”

North Star Hao continued: "Notoriety. ”

Xi Cheng: "The cups and plates are in disarray. ”

The last stick was Mu Xi's turn, and everyone waited for her to take the order.

The idiom Mu Xi said is not very smooth, he follows Su Xiaoai to practice martial arts every day, and he has little time to read.

Because Su Xiaoai told her that it was useless to read, she had always been very obedient, and she really didn't read it if she didn't read it, but now she looked at Jiang Jun helplessly, and said a sentence: "The general fights wolves." ”

"Haha......" everyone laughed.

"That's not an idiom! Wood Commander. Xi Cheng said with a smile.

Mu Xi also reacted, but they said everything they said, and they couldn't think about it for a long time, so they blurted out, so he said with confidence: "Although it's not, it's the truth." ”

Haha...... everyone can't laugh even more.

"It's really close to Zhu Zhe Chi, close to ink is black, and the true resemblance of Commander Mu and Tiger Sister."

Sister, Nanhuangfeng is slandering me again, Jiang Jun retorted unhappily, "My Xiaoxi is very responsive, and the words he makes are particularly appropriate, much better than those sour literati." ”

He said to Mu Xi again: "We don't care about ordinary people, and we are willing to gamble and lose and drink this cup." ”

Mu Xi got Jiang Jun's support, took the wine and drank it all up, and ate a piece of wolf meat in accordance with the rules.

After a few times, the wolf meat was eaten and the wine was drunk. still let Nanhuangfeng take advantage, and almost everyone shared it equally.

However, Jiang Jun didn't have time to be serious, because he was drunk, and he still hugged Song Mo to go back to the room to sleep together.

Of course, this was all what Mu Xi told her the next day, why Mu Xi was not drunk, because Jiang Jun had to directly raise the bar with Nanhuang Feng later, and the old man could not finish Nanhuang Feng by drinking, and the game time was long.

Directly two people PK fists, and those who lose eat meat and drink. But there is still a little gain, Nanhuangfeng is also drunk, the wine is okay, at least obediently go back with the Eastern Emperor.

Jiang Jun can't do it, he won't let go of Song Mo, he can't pull it away. In the end, he could only let Song Mo carry her back to the room and wait for her to fall asleep before leaving.

"Momo left after I fell asleep, and the military advisor agreed!" Jiang Jun, who was drinking the sobering soup, listened to Mu Xi describe what happened after she was drunk with a blank face.

"Can the military advisor disagree? You can't separate yourself from holding Song Mo, and when you get to the room, you don't let the military advisor enter the door, and the military advisor is watching you at the door of the room, and you won't leave until Song Mo is gone. ”

"Looking at the door?" The frightened Jiang Jun immediately recalled the arrogant stupid thing he did last night, and when he heard these words, he swallowed his saliva and said: "Today, the military advisor still picked off my skin and relieved my anger. ”

"Not really."

"As for him, he can remember Song Mo's hatred."

Jiang Jun immediately took Mu Xi to the training ground to practice swords, and on the way, he told Mu Xi to be a good life-saving grass, as long as Li Ran mentioned this, he must not let him finish asking, and when he said this, he would take her away.

"General, how can it be considered a sprout?" Mu Xi asked incomprehensibly.

"I don't understand this, as long as he said that last night, did he wake up from wine? Still have a headache? If you say something like this, you must be mentioning this matter, and you are ready to reprimand me. You're going to take me out of the scene right away, remember? ”

"Oh, the general is so smart, I remember." Muxi patted his chest, a determination wrapped around me.

So Jiang Jun has been practicing swords diligently in the past few days, Li Ran saw that she was diligent in practicing swords, and she was not good at losing her temper, and she was ready to say a few words after practicing swords, and after educating her, Mu Xi was very righteous to complete the task assigned by Jiang Jun and take her away from the scene.

Although the trick was very clumsy, it was still affirmed by Jiang Jun. Here's what the scene looks like:

Li Ran: "You ...... last night"

Mu Xi: "Jiang Jun, my stomach hurts, it's so uncomfortable, save me." ”

Li Ran: "Okay, why does it hurt to have a stomach, let me see?" ”

Jiang Jun: "You're not a doctor, you've worked hard, you can sit down, I'll take Mu Xi to Imperial Doctor Zhang immediately, see that her face is pale, it's too scary, it can't be poisoning, right?" As he spoke, he helped Mu Xi to quickly move away from Li Ran's sight.

Completely ignoring Li Ran, who didn't react, "Is your face pale?" It doesn't seem that serious! Li Ran thought about Mu Xi's face just now, and was full of doubts.

went to look for Su Xiaoai at night, and was just about to knock on the door, when he saw Mu Xi coming out of the room, as if waiting for him, and said softly: "Is the military advisor looking for a general?" The general is too tired and asleep, don't make a noise about her. ”

"I'm so tired, I'm asleep, it's only been an hour, what has she done so tired."

"Her stomach hurts, she's too tired from diarrhea."

"Stomach ache? Aren't you the one who has a stomachache in the morning? ”

"That's right, the general also had a stomachache later, and we had breakfast together in the morning, so it hurt together." Mu Xi learned from Jiang Jun to talk nonsense in a serious manner.

"Then you're not tired?"

"I have less breakfast, it will be better, you know, the general has always been better than me, and I am about to go back to sleep, goodbye!" Mu Xi, who couldn't make it up, hurriedly fled the scene.

On the second day, the diligent Jiang Jun was exercising in the training ground again, looking like a good student, and he never let Li Ran bother at all.

Li Ran looked like he was waiting for death, sitting on the stone bench, drinking tea leisurely, waiting for Su Xiaoai to finish training.

After training, Jiang Jun walked towards Li Ran with confidence, and Li Ran said, "My stomach doesn't hurt!"

"It doesn't hurt, let the military advisor bother."

"Well, you ...... the day before yesterday"

Mu Xi, who was already staring at Li Ran from the side, immediately interrupted: "General, why are your clothes torn?"

"Where is it broken?"

"On the waist, it's about to break to the buttocks."

"When I was practicing the sword just now, I heard a tearing sound, and it turned out that my clothes were torn."

"The general is working too hard, I'll walk behind you to cover it, hurry back to the room and change it."

"Okay, let's go."

The two of them talked like cross talk one by one, without giving Li Ran a chance to ask, only to see Mu Xi standing on Jiang Jun's back, pushing her waist with both hands, and running away from the training ground quickly.

Li Ran rubbed his eyes, "The clothes are torn, where is it torn, why didn't I see it, am I dazzled?" ”

At night, when Li Ran was about to knock on the door, Mu Xi opened the door on time, "Military division, the general is asleep." ”

"It's so early again"

"Well, the general is too tired."

"Tired, mending clothes?" Li Ran approached Mu Xi, raised his eyebrows and said, looking down at Mu Xi as if he had learned badly and dared to deceive Lao Tzu.

Mu Xi was suddenly stunned by Li Ran and lost his aura.

Suddenly forgetting what Jiang Junjiao said just now, Zhiwu said: "Yes, the general didn't mend his clothes, and after an afternoon, he was too tired, so he went to bed early."

Jiang Jun, who was hiding in the corner of the door of the room with his ears pricked up, was very anxious when he heard that Mu Xi was out of rhythm, "Why can't you help but ask, it's too rookie." ”