Chapter 33: The Game Between the Great Gods
"Idioms are a thief, although some idioms are used inappropriately, but how do you do it, are you ......?"
Mu Xi saw Jiang Jun's inquiring posture, and quickly interrupted: "General, these idioms were all taught to me when you praised the military division before, aren't you amnesia, I'm helping you recall." ”
"I taught you?"
Jiang Jun raised his eyebrows, looked at Mu Xi obliquely, and thought that Su Xiaoai was a martial idiot, almost an illiterate person in culture, and could say such a smooth idiom.
Seeing Su Xiaoai's disbelieving expression, Mu Xi hurriedly interrupted: "If the general doesn't think about it, don't worry, otherwise my head hurts again, I'll go to see lunch."
Mu Xi, who ran to the outside of the camp tent with a smoke, covered his hot face and breathed a sigh of relief.
In the tent, Jiang Jun looked at Mu Xi who was running away, and felt even more wrong, and said to himself, "No, no, there must be a cat, otherwise what is running, is she ......?"
"General, it's time to eat! The roast leg of lamb is ready. The kitchen soldier hissed, showing two white teeth and enthusiastically reported it.
Before cooking, Jiang Jun instructed him to come and inform her immediately when the roast leg of lamb was ready.
Jiang Jun was suddenly interrupted and came back to his senses, "Could it be that something is coming, I originally thought of it, what is it!" ”
Jiang Jun wanted to criticize Xiao Bing, but when he saw his generous smile, he couldn't bear it.
The unknown soldier continued to remind: "General, on the way I came just now, I saw Li Junshi walking towards the kitchen. ”
"What? In the speech, we should pick the most important ones first. ”
It's important to eat, what should I do when the authentic roast lamb leg is eaten by Li Ran, and only when I am full will I have the strength to think!
Jiang Jun walked quickly towards the room and asked Xiao Bing eagerly, "Where has the military advisor gone?" ”
Because Jiang Jun was walking too fast, the soldiers had to trot to keep up.
"General, the military advisor is discussing with the captains, and he is walking very slowly, and we should be able to catch up with them at this speed."
Jiang Jun listened and dragged the little soldier and said, "Hurry up and run faster." ”
Xiao Bing gasped and said, "General, the military division is so good to you, it will definitely be left to you." ”
Where will he leave it to me, the last time he rode a horse, he said that I would fall because I ate too much every day, let me eat less in the future, Jiang Jun muttered in his heart, and the pace was faster.
When Jiang Jun dragged the breathless soldier to the front of the room, he saw Li Ran walking slowly five steps away.
Smelling the smell of lamb shank wafting from the room, Jiang Jun secretly praised in his heart, the calculation was really accurate, and he would have to take a few more pieces later.
A polite smile hung on his mouth, "Strategist, good afternoon, hard work, wait a little more and eat more." ”
Jiang Jun didn't wait for Li Ran to answer, he strode into the room, picked up a big bowl, filled it with sliced mutton, grabbed the largest leg of mutton, and brought it to the dining table in the corner to eat it.
Seeing Li Ran coming in, he turned sideways to block the bowl, and said to Li Ran with a hippie smile: "It's delicious, the military advisor eats more, don't worry about me, you have worked hard." ”
Li Ran's brows furrowed, when did it become a rice bucket, and she was thinking about going over and picking up Jiang Jun to see how much she had eaten.
Captain Li said: "The general has such an appetite! Strategist, you can eat it too, Master Feng's roasted leg of lamb should be eaten while it is hot. ”
Li Ran listened to Captain Li's words and suppressed her impulse, let her eat if she likes to eat, it's also a good thing to have a good appetite, and shook her head, "Okay, don't lose the food, everyone has worked hard, eat." ”
After Li Ran finished speaking, everyone moved the dishes and chopsticks.
Jiang Jun knew that Li Ran didn't care about her, so he let go of his hand on the head of the bowl and ate it with enjoyment.
"Strategist, this goat's milk wine is from Xilin Kingdom, it is particularly mellow, drink a glass and celebrate the victory of tomorrow's game flag."
Captain Chen said: "This game must be won by the military division, and Meng Lin, that little hairy boy, is vulnerable." ”
Li Ran said modestly: "There are new people in the country, and they should not be underestimated."
Captain Ma echoed: "The military advisor is too modest, and when he wants the military advisor to be invincible in the world, Meng Lin is still wetting the bed!" Real eggs hit stones. ”
"Haha......" everyone laughed.
Jiang Jun also laughed, these sycophants are really slippery, they are not my ideas, they are all conscienceless.
Hearing Jiang Jun's laughter, everyone looked over together.
Captain Chen, a sycophant, immediately reacted the quickest and said, "This is because our general is smart and clever, and he thought of such an effortless way to solve the war."
Captain Ma immediately echoed Captain Chen's sycophancy: "Yes, our general is invincible in the world, and the general is mighty."
So everyone shouted again: "The general is mighty, the first in the world." ”
Jiang Jun immediately stood up and said to those sycophants, "Only when the world's number one military advisor is by my side can I think of a way to be invincible in the world." ”
The thief looked at Li Ran with a smile: "Yes, the number one military advisor in the world."
So the sycophant captains collectively said: "The general is mighty and invincible in the world." The military advisor is wise and brave, the first in the world. ”
Jiang Jun's push added to the coaxing, which made Li Ran shy when he heard it, and stopped: "Okay, let's sit down and eat!" If you don't eat mutton, it won't be fragrant. ”
He turned his head to Jiang Jun in the corner and said, "General, come over and drink a bowl of goat's milk too!"
It seems that the sycophants are right, Li Ran actually approved her to eat and drink, before she came to fight, her diet and daily life were controlled like that of national athletes, she couldn't drink, she couldn't eat too much meat, etc., just like her mother.
Jiang Jun walked over, raised the bowl, and took a big sip, which was really delicious, "Come, everyone raise a glass and wish to go home as soon as possible." ”
The sound of "dry ....." clinking bowls, mixed with laughter, filled the room.
The next morning, the group came to the game field, the chessboard had been drawn, Li Ran brought 20 soldiers, Meng Lin too, and there was a tacit understanding between the masters.
The two sides exchanged a few friendly greetings and began to play against each other.
Jiang Jun also greeted Qi Yue in a friendly manner, and happily played a small abacus, bringing 20 and 108 chess pieces a day, and he could finish playing in 6 days.
This time is just right, it's not good to go back too early, it seems that this battle is so fake, thinking that he will be able to see Song Mo in six days, Jiang Jun unconsciously secretly rejoiced.
On the playing field, both sides begin to chart their horoscopes.
Unhurried, I just finished playing 20 chess pieces at the end of the day.
The next day, when Jiang Jun saw that Li Ran only brought 5 soldiers, he frowned and said, "I play 5 chess games a day, wasn't it 20 yesterday?" ”
"Five is enough." Li Ran replied calmly, ignoring Jiang Jun's doubts, and set off.
Anyway, it was so close, it wasn't enough to call them to come right away, Jiang Jun thought in his heart, keeping up with Li Ran's pace.
When he arrived at the game field, he saw that Meng Lin was also with five soldiers, and there was really a tacit understanding, Jiang Jun suddenly jumped up with his left eyelid, and he had a bad premonition.
When the sun set in the west, the five chess pieces were finally played.
Jiang Jun was sad and calculated in his heart, five chess a day, and 17 days of play, a little longer, it is still acceptable, just endure it.
On the third day, when Jiang Jun saw that Li Ran had brought a soldier, he exclaimed, "Do you want to play chess in one day?" One move to play a day? ”
Li Ran didn't answer, and gave Jiang Jun a blank look and left.
"The master game is like this, and now it has reached a hot situation, and every move will affect the whole pattern." Mu Xi explained seriously.
Jiang Jun was even more surprised when he heard it, "You know so well, Li Ran told you." ”
"Needless to say, as long as you watch them play carefully, you will see it."
Is this the case, is it because I always want them to finish playing chess quickly, and I don't understand their chess moves, and today I want to see how anxious they are.
Jiang Jun thought to himself, and followed Mu Xi to the game field.
Jiang Jun watched it carefully for a week, and every day the two of them tacitly agreed to bring a soldier each, and finish the chess game on time when the sun went down.
Jiang Jun didn't see how intense it was at all, and it was difficult to start.
In modern times, these two people are like a mess.
Punch in and out of work every day, pretend to sit in an office chair for a day, and then clock in and out on time, knowing that you can do the work in an hour, but you have to do it for a day.
It's really annoying, it will take more than 2 months to go on like this, spring is coming, and it's New Year's Eve to play chess.
Jiang Jun really can't stand this rhythm, any great god, they are all pretending to be great gods. Tomorrow I must expose their unscrupulous behavior.