Chapter 6 Bai Impermanence Old Xie
In fact, with the development of science and technology today, more and more religions have been integrated into society, but they have not forgotten their function, that is, to 'subdue demons and eliminate demons', and silently contribute to this harmonious society that is not really peaceful.
In fact, in this ** world filled with matter, as long as there is something in your mind, it is very likely to really exist, and the same is true for 'ghosts', but you can't see them, in fact, some ghosts give up a chance to reincarnate just to see the world more, so they have been wandering in the world looking for someone destined or unlucky.
The underworld is the same as the yang world, ghosts are good and bad, greedy and pure, even the impermanence of the second master is also ranked first among corrupt officials, and the king of Hades also turns a blind eye to this, after all, the consumption in the underworld is very large, but the salary is very low, and the ghosts are greedy from time to time.
Every year between July 15 and October 1, the ghost gate will be opened, and the ghosts will take the opportunity to make a big profit, from some of the ghosts in the world, and those who do not pay the protection fee will be directly wrapped around the soul rope and thrown into the oil pot.
If you spend some money to burn them billions and send them away quickly, maybe these ghosts will give you a little benefit.
The meaning of the old horse pulling Uncle Mao seems to be to ask the ghost to help, but as for who to invite, I don't know.
This bungalow was not inhabited by many people, and it was in the suburbs, so the wasteland was everywhere, and the two of them came to a wood, and recited a mantra in their mouths, took out a paper talisman from their pockets, and put it on their feet, and said, "Haste as a law!" As the spell burned out, a white shadow rose from the ground in the dim woods, and the green light emitted lit up the woods, with a long papier-mΓ’chΓ© hat on his head, holding a mourning stick, and the four big characters on the hat 'Fortune at first sight' explained his identity, he was the white impermanence 'Xie Bi'an' in the impermanence of the second master.
I saw the two old guys put away their tense faces and greeted Xie Bi'an with a smile on their faces.
Before these two old guys could speak, Lao Xie spoke: "Junior, today is the only time to come after breaking the cost, and today is not the day when the ghost door will be opened." Lao Xie's meaning was very clear, but fortunately, the two old guys were not ordinary people, so he nodded and said: "Understand, understand~" Then he took out a turn of 50 million of the general currency of the Bank of Heaven and Earth from the convenience belt he brought with him, about tens of billions, and lit it with fire without blinking his eyes, and these paper money are worth a hundred yuan at best in the yang world.
It doesn't matter if you draw a circle or not, who dares to rob the impermanence of the second master's money, unless he is the lord of Hades.
I saw Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an take out the handful of money from a pile of ashes, checked it and said, "Little hairy pony, if there is something to say, the gate will be closed in a while." ββ
The old horse was not polite anymore, and went directly to the topic and said: "Lord Impermanence, something is wrong, and we are facing destruction in the south and the north. ββ
Xie Bi'an didn't understand this question, so he asked, "How do you say this?" ββ
At this time, Uncle Mao spoke: "Lord Impermanence, there is a golden corpse king in the world again!" ββ
"Golden Corpse King, isn't this zombie dead, you must know that the torture of zombies in the underworld is to fight in the eighteenth layer of hell, but that Jiangchen is the drought that escaped from the eighteenth layer of hell, it has long become the climate, the Golden Corpse King is his descendant, if you want to subdue the Golden Corpse King, you should go to Jiangchen first! As soon as Bai Wuchang heard the Golden Corpse King, he kept thinking about changing the topic.
Lao Ma didn't want to anger this master, and he didn't force it too hard, so he directly said to Lao Xie: "You see that the money has been collected, you have to help with this, right?" This statement hits the nail on the head of impermanence.
The long red tongue on Bai Wuchang's face moved and said, "For the sake of your Taoist ancestors, I will give you a way, that is, ......''
''Don't sell it.'' The old horse said directly.
Xie Bi'an didn't talk nonsense, because a force from hell was pulling him, he hurriedly said: "Find the Golden Corpse King, while he has not yet been stained with human blood, persuade him to be a good corpse within seven days, this kind of demon corpse is different from other demon corpses, he is a demon corpse that can evolve, and it exists among humans, his thinking ability is definitely several times that of Jiangchen, and it should not take hundreds of years to reach the realm of Jiangchen, remember not to fight hard, I will first report the situation of Fengdu Mountain to the King of Hades, and we will see you in Fengdu Mountain." As soon as Xie Bi'an finished speaking, he was pulled into the ground, leaving only Lao Ma and Uncle Mao in the woods, and then said: "It's so easy to say, the guy who collects the money and doesn't do anything knows that he will invite you to eat bricks, and if you smash it, you will throw gold and silver." After saying that, he stared at the ground with a burst of contempt.
I woke up early the next morning at the top of the school building and thought it was time to ask Lao Ma how I was doing.
So he dialed Ah Shuang's phone and said, "Ah Shuang, is Uncle Ma here?" "After some things, I became a lot more polite, after all, it was someone who saved me.
This is the first time I've called a girl, and I'm extremely comfortable listening to Ah Shuang's gentle voice over there: "My dad is out, I guess it will take a while to come, or you come first." Ah Shuang told me the address of her house, fortunately, it was not far away, and it would be a short bus ride away.
On the way, I don't know what gifts to sell, and they all say that it's too earthy to give flowers and gifts now, because there is really nothing to sell, so I rushed here with two boxes of brain platinum.
Lao Ma is worthy of being a university teacher, and even the place where he lives is the most expensive piece of land in the city center, which opened the eyes of me, a rural guy.
Lao Ma's house is on the more than ten floors, obviously take the elevator quickly, but each elevator is full, no way to climb the stairs, now my physique is different from before, in the corridor where no one walks with special functions for a while to run to the door of the old Ma's house.
I rang the door of Lao Ma's house, Lao Ma deserves to be an old horse, even the doorbell is a horse barking, and it is Ah Shuang who opens the door.
Ah Shuang's white nightdress highlights all parts of her body perfectly, and I almost had a nosebleed when I saw it.
''Not coming in yet!'' Ah Shuang's words woke me up in obsession, and I scratched the back of my head like a big boy and walked forward.
'Bang! Ahh Because I was too tall and didn't pay attention, I slammed the door all of a sudden, causing Ah Shuang to hide and laugh, but fortunately the room was not so short, and the portrait of a woman in the middle of the room hung quietly, and the first three incense sticks were inserted in the incense burner and smoking.
The house is equipped with furniture and electrical appliances, it is very spacious, I sat on the sofa and chatted with Ah Bibian while waiting for the return of the old horse, the morning passed, the old horse did not know where he died, he did not go home, and he did not answer the phone.
My stomach screamed angrily, and I looked at Ah Shuang embarrassedly and smiled and said, "I'll come back in the afternoon!" ''After that, he got up and was about to leave.
Ah Shuang grabbed my hand, but pulled it back again, showing a hint of blush on his face, which was very cute.
Obviously, this is a sign that I will be left to eat, and as I expected, Ah Shuang squirmed and said, "Don't, in fact, my dad will only come tonight, can you stay with me?" ββ
You must know that Ge Ke is still a virgin, and he has never even touched a girl's hand, and his tongue can't say a sentence like a knot in the face of a girl's invitation.
''Uh...... That one...... All right! My stammering appearance caused Ah Shuang to laugh, and he laughed and went into the kitchen.
''This is my first time cooking, please forgive me.'' "It seems that for my sake, the girl who is going to cook by herself is her, innocent, cute, gentle, beautiful and kind."
''It's okay, I'll wait for you to cook, and I'll finish it little by little.'' "I kept thinking to myself, my sense of taste hasn't recovered anyway, even if you make a super salty and super unpalatable dish, my brother will eat it as easily as no one."
Leaning on the leather sofa and watching the ultra-clear LCD TV, the buttocks fell deep into the soft sofa, this comfortable feeling has never been there, just like the bride got on the sedan chair once, and waited for about an hour, Ah Shuang stuck his head out of the kitchen and shouted to me: "Xiaodong, it's time to eat." ββ
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(Don't die codeword, just in exchange for the support of your brothers, thank you here for supporting my good brothers.) οΌ