I used to believe that these were superstitions, but now that I have become a demon corpse, I also firmly believe in ghosts, gods and demons.

Firecrackers go off, the sticks are sprinkled, the New Year is coming, the ghosts and demons are all running away, although this is a ballad, but don't underestimate it.

As soon as a cannon shakes the sky and thunders, and when a firecracker goes off, the demons and monsters will think that the thunder is coming, and they will hide underground in fear, and they will not come out to make trouble until after February 2.

It is necessary to sprinkle sesame sticks on the New Year, because in some folk legends, it is said that the sprinkling of sesame sticks is prepared to expel the broom star at the end of the 356 constellations.

The so-called Nakshatras are not all bad, there were once one hundred and eight Nakshatras in the Song and Yuan dynasties, and not all of these one hundred and eight Nakshatras became good men.

Therefore, in all walks of life, whether it is immortals, Buddhas, demons, demons, monsters, or monsters, there are good people and bad people in the Seven Realms and Three Realms.

Although this broom star is one of the three hundred and fifty-six constellations, its main performance is similar to harming people, and everyone is unlucky wherever they go, and finally the Jade Emperor said that they can't go to a blessed place, and the world has risen up to say that every family is blessed.

In a blink of an eye, it will be twenty-nine, tomorrow night is the New Year, on this day, if an old woman knocks on your door and wants you to ask for shoes that you don't want, you must give her, because she is sending evil mother-in-law, the homonym of shoes is 'evil', give her shoes and she will take away your family's evil luck for a year, but to keep the family safe for a lifetime. ～

On this day, I was busy helping my family pay tribute to the gods, and I couldn't help but have a novel idea, I opened the eyes of the demon corpse and looked at the tablet of the Jade Emperor and the gods and found a shocking secret.

That is, there are gods three feet above the head, and the ghosts are different from the three feet on the ground, only to see the smoke clouds on the tablet, a peaceful light shrouded a miniature version of the palace floating above the Jade Emperor's tablet, and you can also see the miniature heavenly soldiers standing on both sides of the palace with Fang Tian painting halberds in their hands.

The burning incense was floating towards the palace, and I think this is probably the power of faith that often appears in some movies and novels, and since this is the case in my family, others will definitely have it.

I didn't dare to look at this place all the time, for fear of being discovered, but this palace gave me the feeling of being very fake, and I didn't think much about it, so I turned around and walked towards the kitchen, where is the world of the stove king, where is the cave of the god of the family.

I walked into the kitchen and found that the king of the stove was cross-legged Erlang's legs, where to open the pot and eat.

Lao Ma once told me that in our Beima family, except for the god of protecting the family, all the other wandering gods are just imaginary, and it seems that this white-bearded old man is real.

The old stove prince is full of white hair, his two mustaches are very funny, and his small eyes are staring at the pot tightly, and he doesn't take birds at all.

Damn, this old guy ignored me, but no wonder, he must have thought I couldn't see him, so he was so calm.

In this case, I decided to make a little joke with the old stove prince.

I watched the stove prince lying on the pot table with his ass cocked and uncovering the pot, and stared at the tribute in my hand from time to time.

I deliberately put the tribute on the pot table to see that when the hand of the king of the stove was about to reach into the tribute, I moved the tribute away, and repeated it several times, and the old stove prince was so angry that the beard of the old stove lord was so happy, and the old guy finally realized that something was wrong.

He first squatted on the pot table and lifted Erlang's legs, pinched the mustache and looked at me with a smile, looking at my hair, how to look at it, how do you think this stove prince is smiling so obscenely.

I still pretended not to see him, and walked back and forth in the kitchen with tribute, my kitchen is the kind of kitchen that is common in the countryside, and there is a four-meter-high smoke pipe behind the kitchen, because it is a floor pot for burning wood, so the smoke pipe is necessary.

Seeing Lord Stove staring at me, I knew what he was thinking, and I must have wondered if I could see him.

I saw the king of the stove jumping down from the pot, slowly approaching my side, and staring at my eyes from time to time, when there was still half a meter away from me, I thought this old guy was going to say something to me, who knew that this old shameless stepped forward and grabbed a plate of tribute and jumped to the wall and disappeared, it turned out that this old guy gave me a plan.

The gods eat the tribute and eat only its qi, so the king of the stove only took away the qi of the tribute, of course the entity is still in my hands, but without that qi smelling these tributes, you will feel like there is no taste, of course, these words are told to me by Lao Ma, because I don't know anything about these things.

I put the dishes on the pot and exited the kitchen, and went back to my room for a while, and it was already dark when my dad called me up to eat.

After a hasty meal, I went back to my room, where there was a small window between my room and the kitchen, where I could see everything in the kitchen at night.

I closed my eyes and felt the way of sleeping, and when I opened my eyes, I suddenly saw a white-bearded old man hanging above my body, and that old man was the Lord of the Stove, the god of my family, but in the face of the sudden appearance of the Lord of the Stove, I shuddered violently, it doesn't matter if I don't tremble, this tremor made the Lord of the Stove see the flaw, but in that case I don't call it is good.

I saw the old man float to my bed with a smile on his face and whispered, "Dong Yanzi, do you see me!" ''The Lord of the Stove leaned towards me as he spoke.

No way, he found out, I can only nod at the stove prince, in this case, if the old horse is here, he will definitely say that I am stupid and stupid, because the gods are different from the undead, and the soul that the gods take away is equivalent to the soul scattering, fortunately, my family's stove prince did not do this kind of thing.

When he saw me nodding in approval, he sat at the head of my bed with a smile and said, "Dong Yanzi, you are a little doll I have seen since I was a child, you must know that I have been guarding your house for seven generations to your generation, and you are the first person who can see me, but don't worry, I can finally find someone to nag, I will not hook your soul." ’’

After hearing what the god of the family stove said, I wondered, this old man actually became the god of my family for seven generations, that has to start from my wife, Mrs. and grandfather, if the first generation is considered to be eighty years old, then this stove prince has not guarded my family for five hundred and one years.

But think about it again, I heard Lao Ma tell me that the first generation of the first generation of demon corpse golden corpse king was feared by the gods, in this case, I was afraid that he would not be a small stove prince, but he was the protector of my family, and he protected my family for more than 500 years, thinking that he should also give him a little thin noodles, so we all opened the conversation.

But I'm talking about everything about demon corpses in China for 5,000 years, and I'm shocked that this stove prince actually knows everything, but at the same time, I sigh that it took 5,000 years in heaven and earth to mix a small stove prince, and he is not as high as the god of the land, what a shame! ～

When we talked about the ultimate demon corpse king general, the Lord of the Stove looked at me in surprise and said, "How do you know this!" ’’

I couldn't show the evolution at that time, so I could only lie in the ear of the Lord of the Stove and whisper, "An old Taoist told me that he wanted to take me as an apprentice because he saw my beautiful bones, but I didn't agree. ’’

I was shocked that Lord Stove actually believed it, so we chatted casually for an hour and then I said: "Lord Stove, I'm sleepy and I'm going to sleep, you go back first!" After speaking, I hid under the cover with my head covered, and I only heard the Lord of the Stove sigh and repeat a sentence: "Fate, heaven and earth do not allow it!" But I understood this sentence, and when I lifted the quilt, the Lord of the Stove had already left. ～

His sentence "It is destined, heaven and earth will not allow it!" Isn't ~ a sentence in the 'Book of Corpses' that Taoists often say? ～

The corpse, the clouds, are as bloodthirsty as sex, heaven and earth do not tolerate it, the sky does not accept it, and the earth is difficult to bury!

It seems that the gods are the gods, and they are really different from the undead, even the little head of the family and the protector of the family can see through the theory of numerology, and I thought that the gods were so easy to fool, it was really funny. ～

At this moment, a picture appeared in front of my eyes, my grandfather is a feng shui master, when I was a child, I ran to my grandfather's house to let him play, clamoring for him to help me calculate a hexagram, at that time, I only saw my grandfather frowning, and then changed into a smile and said to me: "My family Xiaodong can live with the sky, that is, eternal life." I thought my grandfather was joking, until I was eighteen years old when I met a Taoist priest who had to give me a hexagram, and what this Taoist priest said was so similar to what my grandfather said, he said that I had eternal life, but what I didn't expect was that my eternal life was actually a demon corpse. ～

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