Chapter 68: Lian Yu's debut
At this time, Uncle Mao was picking his feet in that cell, he had no courage at all, he had a pair of thief's little eyes on his hair, and his two mustaches swayed up and down with the breath of breathing.
At this time, the sky was already slightly bright, it was about five o'clock, the shops on the roadside had already opened, and many farmers from the countryside drove tricycles to pull vegetables to major shopping malls.
However, an elongated Daben parked in the Z City Detention Center was the most attention-grabbing, the car door opened, and Li Fei didn't care what outsiders thought, he jumped out of the car with a big belly in his pajamas, and the whole person rolled into the detention center like a meat ball.
The four security guards explained Li Fei's identity, motioned to the police officers of the detention center to open the door of the detention center, led them to Uncle Mao's cell, and opened the door to signal that they could enter.
On a summer morning, the weather was cold, and Li Fei was wearing a sweat-soaked pajamas, so his nose was already dripping down.
Li Fei put on white pajamas, wore black leather shoes, raised his sleeves to wipe his nose, and got in through the iron gate, as soon as he entered, he played his stunt, just like hugging Wang Sheng's thigh in Li's house, Li Fei lay down, directly hugged Uncle Mao's thigh and cried and screamed: "Uncle Mao, I was wrong, you must save me!" After speaking, he rubbed a handful of snot and tears on Uncle Mao's body, and the one who disgusted Uncle Mao frowned.
Uncle Mao originally wanted to put on a show, but what made Uncle Mao depressed was that there was no way to put up a stand in this situation now, and this Li Fei was crying like a tearful person.
Uncle Mao has practiced martial arts, although Li Fei has a few hundred catties, but Chinese martial arts are broad and profound, four or two thousand catties, Uncle Mao waved his hands, directly threw Li Fei out, and then looked at Li Fei who wanted to pounce again and shouted angrily: "Damn, if you come over one step further, I will swear never to show you Feng Shui for the Li family again." After Uncle Mao finished speaking, he took a step back to avoid Li Fei's hugging of his thighs again. ~
When Li Fei heard what Uncle Mao said, he stood in place with a smiling face, and said respectfully to Uncle Mao: "Uncle Mao, then do you always agree." ''After saying that, he took a step forward.
''Stop!'' Uncle Mao yelled at Li Fei and got out of the iron gate himself, but was intercepted by the guards of the detention center.
According to the rules of the detention center, prisoners cannot be allowed to leave their cells, and even if they are released on bail, they must go through a series of procedures before they can be released, and the entire procedure takes at least three days.
But Li Fei was facing the pressure of zombies, how could he wait so long, so he came out of the prison, took out a check, and the sound of writing was indecisive, and after a while, a check for one million yuan was handed to a police officer who stopped Uncle Mao, and then he rubbed his belly and said: "Money, you take it, people, I will take it!" After saying that, he called the four security guards to invite Uncle Mao to the extended Daben car, and he followed behind with his fart, the back was really funny, poking his head out, taking figure-eight steps, wearing white pajamas, and stepping on black leather shoes to board the extended Daben.
As the big car started, a burst of dust disappeared, leaving only the prison guard still in a daze with the one million check, not knowing what to do.
Wang Sheng and Tongxuan and I were still in Li Fei's small western-style building in Li Zhai, at this time it was already dawn, and the sun had already shown most of it, about seven o'clock, with the sound of the car stopped in front of the western-style building, and the three of us also walked out of the western-style building.
Li Fei personally got out of the car to open the door for Uncle Mao, invited Uncle Mao into the house, poured tea and pinched his legs and pounded his shoulders, not daring to slack off at all, I don't know if Li Fei would have done this if he knew that the zombie was dead.
Uncle Mao pointed at Li Fei and said helplessly: "Hey, what, don't pinch me, if you pinch me again, I'll be crippled, you better change your clothes first, and then call the Lian Banxian you said that day and ask him to come over, and then we will go together to let your old lady and old lady and that ancestor go to the ground for peace." After speaking, he shook Li Fei's hand off his shoulder. ~
As soon as Li Fei heard this, he nodded again and again and said, "Okay, I'll go!" After speaking, he walked up to the second floor to change his clothes first, and then took out the phone to call Lian Yu.
After about ten minutes, Li Fei came down from the second floor in a neat suit and combed oily hair, and then sat down next to Uncle Mao and said, "Uncle Mao, it's done, Lian Yu said that we will meet in the cemetery he chose for my Li family, let's go first!" Li Fei looked at Uncle Mao after speaking.
Uncle Mao pinched his mustache twice and said, "Okay! After speaking, he got up and walked towards the outside of the western-style building with his hands on his back, and Li Fei followed behind him.
The three of us watched all this, despised Uncle Mao in our hearts, and put on a show here, but there was no way, the three of us had no choice but to follow, and got on the big bus and headed steadily towards the destination.
The buildings on the road are getting shorter, but we all know that we are gradually driving away from the city and heading out into the suburbs.
This distance is only two or three hours away, and the green forests are all along the way, like a pair of feng shui paintings.
It didn't take long to arrive at the destination, and as soon as I arrived at the destination, I saw a Buick car parked there, and there was a man about 20 years old holding Luo Geng in his hand and swaying from side to side, and there were red lines around him, as if he was arranging a formation.
There weren't many people who came this time, except for me and Wang Sheng, Tongxuan and Uncle Mao, there were only Li Fei and Lian Yu and the four security guards.
Just a few of us got out of the car, and when Wang Sheng raised his hand and wanted to shout at Lian Yu after seeing Lian Yu, Uncle Mao covered his mouth all of a sudden, and made a 'shhhh
Uncle Mao signaled everyone not to say anything and not to move, but he walked over to Lian Yu, but he was talking about something, and I didn't understand.
I saw Uncle Mao walk to the place where Lian Yu was staying, put his fingers on his chest and said: "Qiankun is positioned to be a great and brilliant solution, and the melon is like a law!" Then he pointed his fingers at the red rope under the rain cloth, and saw that all the red ropes were automatically windless.
Lian Yu, who had closed his eyes, opened his eyes, looked at Uncle Mao and said: "Star Beidou's feet are closed, and Liujia does not avoid trouble!" After speaking, he got out of the red rope and put his two fingers on the top of his head and saluted Uncle Mao.
, I can't stand it, aren't they talking about the formula, Uncle Mao is also a person who has learned this "Divination", but I have heard who said that there must be a gap in the life of a person who has learned this "Divination".
But I can't care so much, I'm just curious why Uncle Mao puts his two fingers on his chest when he recites the mantra, while Lian Yu puts it on the top of his head.
Could it be that this is the level formulation of Taoism, and the master who practiced rain is a cultivator of the same level as Uncle Mao.
Where is Uncle Mao shaking his hand to us to signal us to go over, and introduced himself, when it was Wang Sheng's turn to introduce himself, he learned Uncle Mao's posture and put his two fingers on his chest, but was beaten by Uncle Mao.
Under Uncle Mao's violent guidance, I knew that the master was immortal or faced with a cultivator of the same level, and he had to put his two fingers on the top of his head, otherwise, it would be disrespectful.
It seems that the ignorant Wang Sheng did not suffer in vain this beating, and Tongxuan, who was watching, was grinning behind Uncle Mao's back, Wang Sheng was so depressed at this time.
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(Funny clip: Liu Bei went into the bathroom and found Guan Yu reading a book inside, when Guan Yu saw Liu Bei coming, he threw a handful of books into Liu Bei's hand, ran out with his pants, Liu Bei looked at the book cover, and then blushed and shouted angrily at Guan Yu's back: ''Guan Yu, you read yellow books all day long, no wonder your face ......is so red'', welcome brothers and sisters to read Xiaodong's book ^_^, thank you for your support. )