I don't know how many years have passed in the past life in the sea of time, and I don't know how many years have passed.

In my previous life, I was a peasant, a showman, a magnate, and most importantly, a hooligan around the time of the Sui Dynasty, saying that it was about the Sui Dynasty, but in fact, I don't know, because I only judged it based on my clothes.

What makes me want to laugh the most is the previous life of this hooligan of the Sui Dynasty, which is really funny.

I, a hooligan of the Sui Dynasty, seemed to have met a god in my previous life, and this god seems to be called a god, it seems to be a god of decay, because a big decay on my chest is an eyesore.

The name of the hooligan in his previous life was Shangguan Yu, his family background seemed to be good, his father was a second-class magnate in the current dynasty, he couldn't tell whether he was greedy or not, and he relied on his shrewd mind to keep the Shangguan family enduring in the chaotic Sui Dynasty.

Fortunately, Shangguan Yu's father is the Heavenly Blessing Official Star Destiny, and he has the Ziyang Xingjun to protect his body, so the declining god wrapped around Shangguan Yu does not dare to mess around.

Is it this decaying god, I look like a broom star, holding a broom in my hand all day long, guarding the door of the Shangguan family, and when Shangguan Yu appears, I will greet him and ask this and that, it looks like it is quite warm.

Shangguan Yu was thin, but tall, typically rich and handsome, and the declining god turned into a seemingly amiable middle-aged man following him.

One day, this decaying god told Shangguan Yu and said, "Young master, let me tell you the truth, in fact, I am an immortal, and you have been kind to me in your previous life, and today I am here to repay the favor and fulfill a wish of the young master." After the god of decay finished speaking, a puff of white smoke floated up and turned into the body, this is a god of decline similar to the God of Wealth, except that the God of Wealth has the word wealth on his chest, and the black gauze hat on his head is a big red hat of the God of Wealth.

On the chest of the god of decay is a dark black big decay character, although there is also a dignified hat, but the name of this hat is 'decay world hat!' ’～

The sea of time is reversed, but I am looking at the mirror image, Shangguan Yu is a playboy, and he has no interest, and the whole one is a stubborn child, who is still in his twenties and still does not do his job, and he is still sitting there and eating empty, and he does not learn any culture.

It's a shame to have such a past life, it makes me blush for him, but helplessly, this guy doesn't know a little shame.

Originally, Shangguan Yu was extravagant, and he was born in an era shrouded in mythology, and when he saw that he was originally his servant, he suddenly became a fairy floating out of the white smoke, and this heart was instantly confused by the god of decay.

Shangguan Yu immediately stepped forward to pinch the fairy's shoulder, and said with a smile while pinching: "That, fairy, you said that you want to repay the favor, then send me to the place with the most women!" As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the voice of the god of decay say: "It stands to reason that there is no problem! ’’～

After the god of decay finished speaking, he grabbed Shangguan Yu's shoulders and jumped into the air and disappeared into a puff of light smoke.

At the same time, in the public women's toilet of that dynasty somewhere, there were about dozens of women conveniently, and two white lights fell from the sky, just in front of these dozens of pits.

Shangguan Yu and the god of decay were still intoxicated with their eyes closed and enjoying the pleasure brought by mana at this time, Shangguan Yu Nunu nose said: "Hey, fairy, this smell doesn't seem right!" ’’～

After speaking, the two of them opened their eyes and looked forward, the old man of the declining god blushed, turned his head over, and even Shangguan Yu, who was as thick-skinned as the city wall, actually turned red for a thousand years.

Subsequently~~~ can be imagined!!

More than a dozen women shouted together in the toilet: ''There are hooligans!'' ~'', after saying that, he lifted his pants and ran out.

Shangguan Yu looked at the declining god and said helplessly: "Immortal, is this where you think there are the most women, why don't you run?" After speaking, he pulled the declining god and ran out, rampage all the way, and after a while, he chased hundreds of strong men with rakes, sticks, shovels and other farm tools, shouting indiscriminately: "Two little calves, dare to peek at my wife's convenience, see that I don't break your legs!" That's what the big question means.

There are many similar ones, in short, this god of decay has been with Shangguan Yu for eighty years, until he died, and the god of decay said before Shangguan Yu died: "Benefactor, you go to reincarnation, I will accompany you in the next life!" ’’。

It's okay if the declining god doesn't say it, as soon as he finished saying this, Shangguan Yu died and died in Huangquan.

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I don't know how long it has been, the sea of time has retreated to the primitive society, and I can see that this is the Yin Shang period, because there are some soothsayers and other sorcerers everywhere, but what do these things have to do with me.

The sea of time was now slowing down, and gradually stopped on an altar, and I felt how everything was so familiar at this time.

By the way, I remembered that this was the place that often appeared in dreams, or this boxy altar, surrounded on all sides by stone dragons and carved beasts and birds.

I felt that everything was much clearer than before, and I saw dozens of wizards in long black robes and big black hats next to me.

Until then I had only heard their voices and could not tell if they were wizards or not, but now the wizard's figure appeared, but the shadowed face was still in the dark.

Eventually, everything in the sea of time stopped, as if it were fixed, and the spells from the sorcerer's mouth rang in my ears again, and I saw them chanting a spell against something very vague.

I don't know if it's a human, but I just roughly saw the outline of a human figure, and it was very blurry, as if it was tied to a huge stone dragon.

I wanted to take a closer look, but I felt my mind open from the real world, and I saw a very familiar face looking at me up close, and it was about to hit my face.

I subconsciously dodged, dodging the close-range attack of this face,, isn't this the dean, what is he going to do, is he taking advantage of me while I'm asleep!

I hurriedly pushed the perverted dean away, and then got up to see that the clothes were okay and neat, maybe I was just thinking too much, but I always felt that this old thing was a little abnormal.

When the dean saw that I was awake, he hurriedly resumed the posture I had before I fell asleep, which looked very elegant, which made me speechless for a while. ～

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