Chapter 85: The Prelude to the Beginning of the Show
At first, the driver was reluctant to pull us people in tatters, which made me think that there are still many people who recognize money in this society!
When Wang Yong took out a handful of hundred-yuan bills from his wallet, I saw that the driver instantly turned into a grandson, and his ass actually left his throne and came to open the door for us, and said in that underwhelming voice: "Oh, a few masters, just now the little one has eyes and doesn't know Taishan, please forgive me, please get in the car!" ’’~
Damn, there are still such grandsons in this society, just like those little Erla in ancient times, no matter age, the rich one is the uncle.
The driver was full of sycophants along the way, but we ignored him until we got on and off the side of the suburban highway and threw him a few hundred-dollar bills before the driver drove away.
I carried Shangguan on my back and walked along the path to the bungalow, Shangguan was still asleep because of excessive fright, and at this time I was asleep, and I was lying on my back, and I carried her to Uncle Mao's house.
Walking on the path to Uncle Mao's house, I always felt that something was wrong on my back, two soft things rolled back and forth on my back, even through the clothes, I was very embarrassed, and I was actually angry below, coupled with Shangguan's body fragrance, my face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and I didn't say a word with my head down all the way, and followed them at the back of the line.
But even so, I feel that this point of Uncle Mao's family is longer than the road for Tang Seng to learn scriptures, for fear that they will make fun of me again when they turn around.
Uncle Ma walked in front of me, a windbreaker turned into strips at this time, and his face was black and gray like a soldier who had just returned from the War of Resistance Against Japan, which made me want to laugh.
But he didn't dare to laugh, for fear that he would turn his head and see the flaws when he smiled.
But I still couldn't help but look at Uncle Ma's back and laugh out loud, but then I swallowed half of it.
That is, the tip of the old horse's ears, and as soon as the figure stopped, I felt a shadow on his forehead, and my heart was chilled when I saw it.
As soon as the old horse stopped, I just walked to his side, I didn't dare to look at him, just lowered my head and walked forward.
But the old horse waved his hand, looked at me with a sinister face, and said to me in that very treacherous voice: "Xiaodong, who are you laughing at?" ’’~
After saying that, I heard the sound of fists, and my heart was beating non-stop, and I immediately turned my head to Uncle Ma with a smile on my back and said, "Uncle, I was wrong, it's just that your windbreaker ......."
As soon as I mentioned the windbreaker, I saw Uncle Ma's face clouded again, the green tendons on his arms bulged, and his fingers stood up in the shape of two fingers.
Seeing this, I immediately swallowed the words in my stomach, and then carried it on my back while Uncle Ma was still in the brewing process, so I slowly turned my head and ran forward quickly with my back on my back, and shouted to Uncle Mao as I ran: "Uncle Mao, save me, Uncle Ma is going to kill me!" ’’。
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard Uncle Ma shouting behind me: "Stinky boy, don't run, you dare to make fun of me, see if I don't kill you!" ’’~
The two figures instantly rushed to the front of the team, and Uncle Mao shook his head helplessly to the few people behind him: "This old horse, who is a university professor and has trouble with a child, is really an old naughty boy." ’’~
When I arrived at Uncle Mao's house, Uncle Ma rewarded me with a few bullets with his two fingers, and asked me to cover my head and shout pain after I was still on the sofa at Uncle Mao's house.
Tongxuan and Wang Sheng were not at home at this time, and Maoqiu said that he was going to play in the city and would come very late.
So Uncle Mao made coffee for us to drink, and took out a few sets of clothes from the inner room and handed them to us, and then said in a kind tone: "After fighting for most of the night, the clothes are also rotten, put it on, there will be greater challenges waiting for us in the future, the ghost king is not an ordinary ghost, they are very vindictive, if they are not completely eliminated, I am afraid they will return, but now they have been hit hard, they may not come out to harm people in half a month, and we have half a month to prepare." After Uncle Mao finished speaking, he went to the living room to put three incense sticks on Daozu Tianzun and bowed.
The clothes are all suits, and I can't see that Uncle Mao, the old guy, is quite particular, but Uncle Mao's clothes don't fit well on my body, so I went to Wang Sheng's place to live and turned out a few Wang Sheng's clothes to wear, fortunately, Wang Sheng's figure is about the same as mine, so the clothes also fit.
A pair of cropped pants and a short-sleeved shirt made me look like I was homely.
As soon as she was changing her clothes in Wang Sheng's house, she heard a noise outside, and when she went out to look, it turned out to be someone who was still awake and was sitting around her who was tired from participating in this battle with the Ghost King.
I ran over and said hello to Still, smiled and said, "Still, you're awake!" After speaking, he took out a bottle of drink from the refrigerator at Uncle Ma's house and handed it over.
Still smiling at me, she said thank you, and asked me about yesterday, she scanned everyone back and forth with a surprised expression, and then calmly said, "Is yesterday's event true, aren't you human?" ’’~
Still just finished speaking, Uncle Ma and Uncle Mao seemed to have something stuffed in their throats, and they were all "cough cough" and "cough cough", and finally Uncle Ma whispered to still say: "Still children, you are wrong, as your teacher, I can explain to you that I and your Uncle Mao are real people, as for ......!" ''After saying that, the thief's slippery eyes glared at us.
Still looking at us demon corpses with Uncle Ma's eyes, I know that if I don't explain at this time, I guess I really won't be human in my eyes.
Now I despise the old horse from the bottom of my heart, this old thing still doesn't forget to point the finger at me, didn't I just snicker at him and was found by him?
But looking at the eyes that were still puzzled, I could only follow Uncle Ma's words and say: "Actually, no, we are just not ordinary people, we all have powerful abilities that humans do not have because of some things, in fact, we are also human, you can also call us supermen!" After finishing speaking, Fang Panguo smiled and expressed his approval of the perfect language I said. ~
How new the word 'Superman' is, yesterday's battle really made me look like Superman.
The contemptuous look in the old horse at this time made me feel much more energetic, and he was speechless.
The time is not short, Fang Panguo and others got up to say goodbye for work reasons, and left their contact information, Lao Ma also urged me to hurry up and escort Shangguan back to school, he said that he and Uncle Mao still have some things to do, let's go first.
Although I don't know what they are going to do, but this is the best, the old horse of the province is careful, neurotic, and has a seizure to disturb the world of the two of us.
So the two of us walked out of Uncle Mao's house, stopped a taxi at the intersection, explained the location, and then the taxi went straight to the college.
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