Volume 1 Difu Xing Chapter 3 The Charm of Authentic Goods
"Brother, you are a newcomer, there are many things that you may not know, let me tell you."
The bull head looked around and saw that no one else was coming, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"People in the world send incense to the ghosts of the underworld, in order to save money, they all buy some paper money and gold ingots made of paper, this is the most common in the world, and brothers should have seen it."
"I understand this, Brother Niu!"
"A little more advanced, there are some papier-mâché counterfeits, such as empty cigarette boxes, clothes, even cars, villas, etc."
"I know that, too!"
These Ermao have seen it, and it is very common for people in the countryside to have half-white things.
"These papier-mâché things, although they look a little more upscale, can also be exchanged for points in the underworld, but they are time-sensitive, the time is very short, and they will disappear soon, and so are the tobacco and alcohol, and the taste of papier-mâché tobacco and alcohol is very light. However, it is always a high-end goods, a little more precious than paper money and ingots. ”
"But there is another kind, which is sent in kind, which we call genuine goods, or excellent goods. For example, you must have bought real cigarettes and alcohol from your relatives on the first seven days of your life, and there are not many people who do this, and those who really care about your loved ones will do this. ”
Ma Mian and Niu Tou quickly divided the genuine goods given by Ermao, and then put them into their own waist cards.
"Yes, Ermao, the money they spend is real currency in the world, not the kind of denomination that is hundreds of millions of dollars at every turn. After these genuine goods are sent, they taste the same as you have in the world. I say that, you get the idea, right? ”
"Got it, Brother Ma!"
"So, among the incense received by the underworld now, there are very few such genuine goods, even if this kind of good goods that are not very valuable in your world, they are now very rare, not to mention those luxury genuine goods that are already very high-end in the world."
The bull head pulled two hairs, and quietly pointed to Judge Feng who was on duty today:
"Did you see Judge Feng's LV business bag? He obviously has a waist card, and he didn't have to use that bag of P, but he is 365 days a year, and he goes anywhere TM clips his broken bag, why? ”
"Show off, show off that he's a luxury genuine product! Got it, Ermao! ”
The words of the bull head are typical of envy, jealousy and hatred, but they are also the best interpretation of "luxury genuine goods"!
Ermao is very understanding and excited.
"Two big brothers, Ermao I will say a word, since the two eldest brothers regard me as their own brothers, then my Ermao is here to say a big thing, or in a few months, my Ermao will also get a decent genuine product for the two eldest brothers, and when the time comes, I will follow the two eldest brothers out, and I will have face on my own face, isn't it?"
When the bull head and horse heard this, his eyes lit up:
"Brother, is this true?"
Ermao patted his chest:
"Don't worry, the two eldest brothers, the long is two months, the short is half a month, the brothers will definitely do it!"
"Good brother, my bull head finally didn't see the wrong person, so I said this to you, even if you can't get it, my bull head doesn't blame you!"
Niu Tou and Ma Mian went home with their waist cards, they had long been greedy for the genuine goods given by Ermao, and went home directly from work in advance to enjoy it, and they were not willing to delay for a moment.
Yes, he came running and left Ermao alone.
Ermao walked slowly towards the construction site of Huangquan Road according to the memory of the two times.
After groping for a long time, Ermao returned to his construction site.
Ermao was still lost in the middle, if it weren't for a kind-hearted ghost brother to show Ermao the way, Ermao would probably have to toss for a while.
Ermao chatted with the ghost brother for a few words, and unexpectedly got a news: the reincarnation king, one of the ten halls of the underworld, will hold a 5,000-year-old birthday celebration in a month.
The Wheel King is the tenth among the ten palace kings, and although he is the last, he has a very great power in the entire underworld.
He is in charge of the ghosts brought back from each hall, distinguishing between good and evil, determining the ranks, and then deciding which of the six realms they will be thrown into reincarnation.
Especially those who have done a lot of evil, they must first be sentenced to death, go through all kinds of torture, and then accumulate enough points before they will be escorted to the god Meng Po, poured ecstasy soup, so that they forget the things of their previous life and enter the gate of reincarnation to reincarnate.
The reason why Ermao cares about this is also because after he has enough points in the future, if he wants to find a good person to reincarnate, he will definitely have to deal with the king of reincarnation.
So Ermao kept this carefully and silently in his heart, wanting to see if there was a chance to talk to this high-ranking and powerful Ten Palaces Hades.
There is no such thing as day and night in the underworld, but most of those ghosts have experienced the rotation of the sun and moon in the world, so many people still retain the habit of sleeping.
When Brother Li was resting, Ermao slipped over.
Ermao took out some ordinary incense and gave it to Brother Li, making Brother Li happy, and boasting that Ermao would be a man.
In fact, ghosts like Ermao who directly hugged the thighs of the bull's head and horse, Brother Li generally didn't dare to do anything to them.
To block people's financial path is to block one's own financial road. This truth is deeply experienced by every ghost who is messing around in the underworld, even more profound than the experience of the human world.
With the incense to open the way, Ermao's mind gradually became active.
He now pulls rocks twice a day, earns 2 points, and then wanders around the underworld.
Ermao is very well-behaved, and he definitely doesn't take a look at the places he shouldn't go, so many low-level ghosts gradually get to know Ermao.
Ermao will collect the news that he overhears from them every day, and select the news that is useful to him and write it down carefully, so as to keep it for urgent needs in the future.
After about ten days, Ermao's waist card suddenly had a lot of high-end genuine goods, which scared Ermao.
"Mom and Dad, two sisters, they will never send me these good wines with a unit price of tens of thousands of yuan, and there are so many high-end genuine Chinese cigarettes, who will it be?"
When Ermao was confused, his cousin, that is, when he had an accident, the foreman on the construction site, Uncle Ma, was smoking on Ermao's grave, and Ermao's favorite red plum cigarette.
At the end of the year, the work on the construction site was done in a hurry.
But unfortunately, there was an incident with Ermao, which made the boss very dissatisfied with Uncle Ma.
Uncle Ma went to the boss to settle the salary, but was scolded by the boss so bloody, the wages of the workers under his hands for half a year, Uncle Ma was dead and had to kneel down to the boss, and he only got half of it, and the boss said that he was unwilling to give anything to the rest of the workers.
The boss's reason is very simple: the above has not paid me for the project, where can I get so much money to you.
Uncle Ma also knows about the project, the water is very deep, and he himself has been a foreman for more than 10 years, how could he not know.
But what made Uncle Ma the most angry was that; The compensation given by the boss to Ermao was only a small 300,000.
After Uncle Ma found out, he ran to the boss's company and quarreled with the boss on the spot.
"That's a human life, a 28-year-old child, your TM's conscience was eaten by dogs, and you dare to deduct even the compensation for the dead?"
Under normal circumstances, the head office will pay at least 8 or 900,000 yuan in compensation for this kind of work-related death.
But after being exploited layer by layer, it is really difficult to say how much will end up in the hands of the victim's family.
Mom also knew this, but he never expected that they would be so ruthless this time.
"What's the use of you shouting at me, you go and shout at my boss! Ma Liuzi, I can tell you, your nephew's money, Lao Tzu and I didn't deduct a dime from him, believe it or not! ”
I don't know if what the boss said is true or false, and after finishing speaking, the boss slapped the table and left.
Lao Ma stood alone in the office and was angry and angry, and finally couldn't help it, so he put all the rows of expensive Moutai wine and Chinese cigarettes on the boss's bookshelf into a big bag in a sack, and threw it directly into his car and left.
Although the boss saw it, he didn't stop it.
"That's his nephew, I can understand his feelings, but those bastards above won't give me money, who am I going to reason, I still want to curse!"
After Uncle Ma returned to his hometown, he directly moved all the bags of expensive cigarettes and alcohol to Ermao's grave, and lit all the fires.
"Ermao, my cousin is incompetent, I'm sorry for you. These tobacco and alcohol cousins will send them to you first, you are good over there, and strive to be reincarnated as a human as soon as possible. Don't worry, cousin and those two babies, I will help take care of them. ”
Uncle Ma took out a large bag of ingots from the car and threw them into the fire pit.
"Ermao, go all the way, don't come back to disturb my cousin and the two babies."
On that day, Uncle Ma sat on Ermao's grave for two hours before leaving.
That day was Ermao's "Sanqi", the sixth day of the Lunar New Year.
After all, Ermao didn't understand who sent so many genuine Moutai to him, and he sent so many at one time.
Moutai, which is worth hundreds of thousands, just burned it all and sent it to himself, who is so willing? Is there no place to put more money?
Although Ermao didn't figure it out, he knew that his opportunity had come.
What chances?
The birthday banquet of the king of Hades in the ten halls.
Ermao plans to use this batch of high-end genuine goods to take the path of the king of reincarnation and see if he can help himself when he is reincarnated.
Even if it is a loss, it is a big profit for yourself.
This batch of good goods, Ermao didn't dare to mention it with Niu Tou Ma Mian.
As the saying goes, "wealth is not exposed, wealth is not exposed", Ermao still understands this truth.
And Ermao also understands the truth of "fine water and long flow".
If he takes out all such good things at once to honor the bull head and horse noodles, and when they get used to these high-end genuine goods, then what will Ermao do to honor them in the future?
So this batch of hot goods, Ermao has been hiding it to death, and no one has told him.
When Ermao was "Four-Seven", there was another opportunity to "return to visit relatives", but this time Ermao was useless.
Because of his death, no one in the family knows how many times he has cried, especially his mother, who is really crying, which makes Ermao very worried.
After so many days, they should get used to it.
Now that you're used to it, so be it, good!
Ermao's greatest love for them may only be expressed in this way, three words:
"Don't bother!"