Volume 2 The Warmth and Coldness of the World Chapter 8 On the Importance of Shamelessness

Ermao is also a young man after all, as long as he doesn't violate the laws of the underworld, he can do whatever he wants, and the underworld can't control it.

"But I can't stay in the world forever, I still have a very official status in my world, and there are still a lot of things that need to be handled personally."

"Well, I think about it!"

Pipi shrimp's brain hole is wide open:

"That's it, idol, let's cooperate to open a [Zhang Ermao Supernatural Office], I am responsible for managing and receiving orders, idols only need to come to the store when they are free, we will take business if there is business, and we will rest if there is no business, what do idols think?"

"That's a good idea, done! But you can't use my name, use yours. ”

"That's okay, if you listen to idols, it's called [Pipi Shrimp Supernatural Office]!"

Two young people from different worlds, for the same ideal, hit it off!

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In the eastern district of the prefecture, where Concubine Lan lived, the second elder said his thoughts and those of Pipi Shrimp:

"Aunt Lan, I want to set up a supernatural office in the human world, specializing in arresting those lonely souls and ghosts who evade the laws of the underworld and bring disaster to the world, what do you think?

I heard Niu Tou Ma Mian say that if I can catch more lonely souls and ghosts and rescue more innocent people in the world, we will get more incense in our branch hall, so I want to try! ”

Concubine Lan looked at Ermao and didn't directly say against it.

"Do you have anyone on earth who can be trusted?"

"Yes, Aunt Lan, I just met a young girl in 00 years, she is a policeman, she has a great sense of justice, in order to solve the case, she has no hesitation to even jump the god, it is her advice to me."

Ermao talked to Concubine Lan and never hid anything.

"It's up to you to decide, but I'll remind you:

First, if you do this, you will violate the interests of some other branches of the underworld, and take away the interests that originally belonged to them, and they will definitely be dissatisfied!

Of course, what you do does not violate the laws of the underworld, the underworld only asks that the ghosts be captured and judged, as for who caught them, they don't care at all, as long as you can withstand the retaliation of other branches, the underworld will only turn a blind eye, and no one will help.

Second, if you do this, you will bring many human causes and effects to yourself, and if there are too many such causes and effects, it will be very troublesome for you to be reincarnated in the future. ”

In fact, this second point, Concubine Lan originally wanted to say:

You can't enter the gate of reincarnation anyway, it doesn't matter how much of this cause and effect there is, you can do it boldly.

But considering that hitting Ermao too early would be detrimental to his growth, he temporarily changed his words and told Ermao according to normal logic.

"Aunt Lan, in fact, I have also thought about it, even if I am reincarnated and reborn, what can I do?

It's nothing more than being born, growing up, marrying a wife and having children, and re-walking the path of the previous life.

In that kind of life, in fact, after going through it once, and then going a second time, I don't even know if I will be paralyzed!

But since I became a patrol officer, I have walked the world and captured those lonely ghosts, but I feel that my day is full.

If I have to give up this ability and opportunity in order to be reincarnated in the future, I don't know if I will accept such a result at that time.

Therefore, since there is an opportunity now, let's do it first and then talk about it, who can say for sure what will happen in the future? ”

Concubine Lan looked at Ermao in surprise, feeling incredible:

This kid has been on a few missions and traveled a few times to the world, why did he suddenly think like this?

Aren't all the words I prepared in advance, and all the fears I had before, in vain?

Am I easy?

But she could only follow Ermao's words against her will:

"Yes, as long as you think it's more meaningful to be a ghost than a person, then it's good to be a ghost all the time, just be happy, and the rest doesn't matter, does it?"

"Huh? Aunt Lan, you actually think the same way? Great, I thought you'd scold me and lock me up!

Thank you, Aunt Lan, you are so nice! I'll go first, goodbye Aunt Lan! ”

Ermao rushed out, Concubine Lan thought about Ermao's happy demeanor just now, and sighed softly:

"Silly boy, it's not that Aunt Lan deliberately wants to hide it from you, I hope that when that day really comes, you will still be as free and easy as you just said."

Ermao has been on a mission in the last few days, and he hasn't seen the bull head and horse noodles for several days, and since it is empty this time, he decided to go to the cow head and horse noodles to catch up.

When Ermao first came to the underworld, he also benefited from the care of the bull head and horse noodles, although their original intention was to get more incense from Ermao, but that care was real, Ermao has always remembered.

A stone table, a pack of cigarettes, a few bottles of Erguotou, Ermao and Niutou Horse Noodles were blown from the south of the sky to the north of the earth, and from the world to the eighteenth layer of hell, the conversation was very energetic.

When it was about to end, Ermao mentioned that he was going to open an office in the world, and the originally drunk bull head and horse face immediately sobered up, and looked at Ermao with wide eyes, like looking at a monster:

"You do this, does the hall master know?"

"Of course I know, I just came out of the hall master! However, the hall master told me to keep a low profile and not to be too extensive. ”

The bull head and horse face suddenly came to the spirit:

"Damn, brother, you're awesome, you're my idol! Please take my cow hooves (horse legs)! ”

“……”

Ermao got goosebumps when they looked at it:

"What are you two going to do? Look at the two of you, and you know that there is absolutely no good thing! I'll go first! ”

Ermao wanted to run when he got up, but the bull head and horse face had already premeditated, how could he let Ermao get his wish.

Ermao has a bull's head on his back and a horse's face on his waist.

Ermao really served these two brothers:

"I said you two are okay, if you have something, just say it, play a scoundrel like this, and be shameless?"

"We don't have a face in the first place!"

“……”

Sure enough: "Shameless ghosts, invincible in the world!" ”

Ma Mian actually learned to talk about the conditions:

"Then, let's talk about it first, let's get down, you are not allowed to run, and we will talk about your office!"

This is to climb up the pole, without hesitation, and bring the shameless spirit to the extreme.

On the shameless heat, the bull head and horse face directly threw Ermao and eight streets, and the final result could only be Ermao's surrender.

"That, Ermao Brothers......"

As soon as the bull's head got up, he was slapped by the horse's face:

"Call Brother Ermao!"

"Oh yes, yes, Brother Ermao, Brother Ermao! Look at that, you still have a shortage of temporary workers, Ma Mian and I usually have a lot of free time, otherwise, our brothers will go to your place when they are free, sweep the floor for you, look at the door or something, and you can give the salary as you like......"

"Smack" Ma Mian slapped the bull's head again:

"Don't talk about wages, you can tell you whatever you want, we are on call, and we can do anything."

The bull head also reacted and immediately agreed:

"Yes, yes, yes, on call, you can do anything."

Ermao really doesn't want to talk anymore, he's too tired!

These two brothers clearly fell in love with their own firm and felt that they had a future, but they relied on themselves, and they probably couldn't get rid of it if they wanted to!

But from another point of view, Ermao thinks this is not bad.

Niu Tou Ma Mian is a well-known figure in the underworld, among the 49 sub-halls of the underworld, in addition to the major hall masters, it is definitely the top five existences.

With such two powerful assistants doing errands, Ermao doesn't suffer no matter what he says, doesn't he?

Two dead skins, one is reluctant, and another cooperation hits it off.

The two protectors of the "Pipi Shrimp Supernatural Office" have been finalized.

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The 49 soul stones in the underworld have created 49 large and small halls in the underworld, and each branch hall leads to the portal of the human world, and divides the human world into 49 areas, so that the underground can catch those newly born ghosts.

In fact, most of the tasks of patrol are not divided into regions, especially when encountering some high-level resentful spirits.

Just like Ermao's first task to capture Xiaolong, it was divided by other sub-halls, because the resentful soul level of the possessed Xiaolong was as high as 7 stars, and the inspectors of many sub-halls were difficult to deal with.

In view of this situation, Ermao discussed with Pipi Shrimp and decided to set up the headquarters of the firm in the ancient city of Luoyang.

It is located in the center of the human world, and the transportation is OK, so it is easy to go anywhere.

The ancient city of Luoyang is a very prosperous metropolis in the world, especially at night, it is brightly lit and crowded, known as the "Tang Dynasty that never sleeps", and its prosperity can be seen.

Of course, Ermao's office specializes in dealing with ghost-related incidents, and it is absolutely impossible to set up an address in a downtown area with strong yang, because ghosts have always been afraid of masculinity.

So where exactly is this address?

Ermao and Pipi Shrimp together rented a vacant land 4.9 kilometers outside the north gate of the ancient city of Luoyang.

This is really an open space, surrounded by the endless Loess Plateau, and the prosperous ancient city of Luoyang in the east.

Renting this place is also exquisite.

Newly built houses, whether they are living in or in the shade, are all started in the north, and sitting in the north and facing south is the best direction.

Moreover, this location is surrounded by open and unobstructed, not to mention the mountains, even the dirt slopes, and there is not a single village, so this environment can ensure that there is enough sunlight every day.

Ermao's office is to do business with the two worlds of humans and ghosts, and Pipi Shrimp also has to live here for a long time, if there is no good enough sunlight, it will lead to the accumulation of Yin Qi, and for a long time, it will also be very bad for Pipi Shrimp's body.

The bottom line: it's cheap.

Pipi Shrimp found the local land management office, and for only 20,000 yuan, he rented the right to use this acre of land for 5 years.

Due to financial problems, it is impossible to start building a building for the time being, and Pipi Shrimp spent another 50,000 yuan to buy a simple mobile home from Taobao, two rooms of 40 square meters.

In the end, Pipi Shrimp asked the advertising company to make a 10-meter-high oversized billboard and erect it at the door, printed with 9 pitch-black regular script Chinese characters:

Pippi Shrimp Supernatural Office.