Dark night, cold lonely lamp.

Yi Yun sat in front of the computer, his expression glazed over, looking at the computer screen intently. He's an otaku.,To be precise,,It's a heavy game anime novel otaku.,Usually the biggest hobby.,It's to watch online novels.,Catch up with new anime.,Catch up with the latest games.,As for other things...... Sorry, it has nothing to do with him.

After dinner, Yi Yun opened the starting point network, found a favorite novel on the shelf, and read it with relish...... When the clock in the lower right corner of the computer screen was displayed at 20 o'clock on May 31, 2012, Yi Yun jumped up from the chair with a swipe on the ground: "I'm dizzy, I'm actually done!"

"It's too much, ahhhh

Iyun angrily slapped the monitor on the face......

At this time, a prompt box suddenly appeared on the screen: "What would you do if a large number of zombies suddenly attacked humans?"

"What is it?" Although Yi Yun was a little curious about how this box jumped out, out of the habit of filling out questionnaires for many years, he clicked on the box with his mouse and typed in it: "Stay at home!"

After losing, click OK...... Another hint popped up: "What would you do if you traveled to an ancient or otherworldly world and could use the power of the golden finger to call the wind and rain?"

"Isn't this nonsense?" Yi Yun sneered and filled, "Stay at home!"

"What would you do if the earth was going to be destroyed tomorrow and only you could save the world?"

"Stay at home!"

The computer was silent...... After a long time, the computer seemed to wake up from the sluggishness of vomiting blood, and a prompt box popped up painfully: "What kind of thing does it take for you to give up staying at home and go out the door?"

Yi Yun shrugged, "Which neuropathic designed boring questionnaire?"

He filled in the prompt box: "Traveled to a rich family in an old society, became a second ancestor who ate and waited for death, carried a birdcage every day when he had nothing to do, and took a group of dogs to tease women from good families on the street." ”

Lose, OK!

The computer was silent for a long time, and finally a row of prompts appeared: "I am convinced, and your wish is fulfilled......"

A dazzling white light shot up from the computer and engulfed him......

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The year 1560 of the Great Meng Calendar, also known as the year of the dawn of the rising sun......

Summer, early morning, the sun is dazzling!

Yi Yun stood in the middle of a street that was yellow, dusty, and looked at his body, and thought wildly in his heart: I seem to have crossed over...... This body is not mine, my skin is not so white, my palms are not so delicate, my legs are not so slender and weak, I should be stronger.

This is not my home, my family lives in Yucheng, where the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the two rivers meet. But now this place is earthy yellow, the sand and dust are rolling everywhere, the air is extremely dry, although there are a few trees, but they are all a few, it seems like a green state city in the desert.

After taking a closer look at his body, Yi Yun found that he was wearing a very high-end silk hanfu, the style was a bit like that worn by the Ming Dynasty, with a folding fan inserted in his waist, the wooden bones and the paper on the fan surface were first-class, and he was also carrying a birdcage in his hand, and there was a starling with bright feathers in the cage...... Is this dress really the second ancestor of a rich family? The type of woman who carries a birdcage on the street to molest a woman from a good family?

But...... I can't find a mirror, I can't see what I look like! Although the place where I stand is the street, the houses on this street are very medieval, all of them are antique bungalows similar to those of the Ming Dynasty, and there are no glass doors that can be seen everywhere on the streets of later generations.

Calm down, I should have crossed over! That damn computer listened to my request, dressed me as a rich family in the old society as the second ancestor, and gave me a birdcage...... But why didn't the damn computer give me a memory of this body?

Now I don't know who I am in this world, I don't know where I am, and how I can enjoy the happy life of the second ancestor? By the way, when you are in trouble, you can go home, but ...... Without the memory of this body, I can't even find my home.

Yi Yun smiled bitterly, otaku can't live without a home! Otherwise, there will be no way to "stay at home", this is a very terrifying thing, and he must find his home as soon as possible. By the way, people in small cities are often acquaintances, it is said that there are some small places with small populations, every resident knows each other, and the green city where I am now seems to be small, I just find someone to ask, maybe people know me.

He walked two steps casually on the street, stopped a passer-by, and asked politely: "May I ask this brother, do you know me?" I have amnesia, I don't know who I am, I can't find my own home, if you know me, please take me home, I will be grateful." ”

The man was stopped by Yi Yun, first startled, with an obvious look of fear on his face, but after listening to Yi Yun's words, he looked at Yi Yun's face carefully, until he found that Yi Yun did not lie, he suddenly perked up, and laughed: "Haha, you bastard also have amnesia one day?

He shouted on the street like crazy: "Hahaha, the evil boy in Yucheng has lost his memory, folks, fathers, that bastard has lost his memory, God is pitiful, the girls in Yucheng are saved." ”

"What? Yucheng Evil Shao has lost his memory?" The street that was empty just now was suddenly crowded with people, these people all rushed out of the stone houses on both sides, everyone was wearing simple cloth clothes, and the style looked like the people of the Ming Dynasty were wearing. Everyone's face was full of joy, some even cried with joy, and some people thanked Guanyin Bodhisattva...... After a while, some people set off firecrackers and sang songs, and in the sound of firecrackers and songs, countless people sang and danced, as if they were celebrating a festival.

Evan: "......"

Calm and angry, although they are like a nervous disorder, but I understand at least two things from their mouths, first, this place like a desert green state city is also called Yucheng. Second, my nickname is Yucheng Evil Shao, a person who is not treated well by the local residents, and seriously threatens the safety of the girls.

"I'm sorry to disturb everyone singing and dancing. Yi Yun asked politely, "But you haven't told me who it is, where is home, and can someone lead the way?" Also, what age is it now, what kind of country is this, and who will tell me?"

"No one is going to tell you anything...... "How about starving to death if you can't find a home and have someone help you?"

Yi Yun looked for prestige, but couldn't find the person who spoke, it seemed that the person was afraid of his revenge, so he hid in the crowd and ran away.

It seems that this city called Yucheng is extremely unwelcoming to me, and there is no way to inquire about anything, but one thing is certain, my home is in this city, I am a rich and powerful second ancestor, otherwise I would not be named "Yucheng Evil Youth", if I make things bigger, my family may find me.

How can I make a big deal so that my family knows where I am?

Yi Yun used his brain, although he stayed at home every day in his previous life, it doesn't mean that he was stupid, in fact, most otaku have been exposed to video games for many years, so the brain's reaction is very fast, especially good at getting the information they need through the simple dialogue of the NPCs in the game.

He quickly made an analysis from the few words he had just heard...... I possessed the original owner of this body, and I never did good things to the girls, so I threatened the girls in Yucheng. A man threatens a woman, needless to say, it must be a silver thief, a disciple or something like that.

And my family must know that I am such a person, if I go to a random woman to flirt with and make a big problem, and the family members hear that a certain girl has been molested, they will guess that I did it, and of course they will come to pick me up and take me home, and I can stay at home!

Yi Yun is a surname who can do what he wants, he left the street where he sang and danced, and changed to a relatively calm street, although he decided to do something bad, but his skin is not thick enough to flirt with women on the street where hundreds of people gather, it is better to find a place with fewer people.

This street is already on the edge of the green state city, next to the endless desert, at the junction of the desert and the green state city, there is a small and delicate woman standing, she is only about one meter five high, her face is delicate and delicate, she looks only fifteen or sixteen years old, but her expression is a little blank, as if she is thinking about something.

Yi Yun laughed, okay, just flirt with this girl, my great "stay home" plan, start by flirting with a small and delicate girl. When things get bigger, my family will definitely come to pick me up. When you pretend to have amnesia and ask, you will be able to inquire about your new identity.

He straightened his clothes, lifted the birdcage with his left hand, took out a fan from his waist with his right hand, and opened it with his right hand, and put on a picture of a wicked young man molesting a woman of a good family, and swaggered towards the poor girl step by step.

The girl was thinking about her thoughts, and she didn't notice that an evil boy walked up to her.

When he got closer, Yi Yun put away the fan, gently patted the girl's shoulder, and said with a wicked smile: "Girl, is there no one to accompany you? Come and give me a smile for the master, or the master will give you a smile." ”

This beat...... Bad thing!

The girl's eyes widened, she turned around suddenly, a red light suddenly shot out of her body, two big red characters "guard" jumped above her head, her little hand was raised, and a dagger was placed on Yi Yun's neck: "Sure enough, you are a wicked young man, as long as you see a woman, you will come forward to talk to you...... With a little tricking, you'll be easily captured. ”

Yi Yun was taken aback, not because the dagger was on her neck, but because of the red light on the girl's body: Huh? Why is there a red glow on her body? Why is there a red letter on the top of her head, is "guard" her skill or profession? Why is this happening? Isn't this world ancient China? Is it another world? Am I still on earth?

Wait, don't panic, even this kind of strange thing has happened, nothing strange happens in this strange world, nothing strange can frighten otaku! Yi Yun silently muttered: Existence is reasonable, don't deny what happens, if you are serious, you will lose.

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