Chapter 118: I'm quite good at pretending to be pitiful
The capital, in prison.
Song Yiran played with the mouse again.
She crouched in the corner, holding her chin in one hand and hanging the tail of the mouse boss in the air with the other, bored.
I think this scene is very similar.
It is very similar to when he was imprisoned by Yan Huaiji.
Even the rat's teeth bared and her fierce appearance was very similar to that time.
I'm afraid that I didn't use matches to scare them, after all, I am in the palace prison now, and I can't make any more big noises like in the palace.
What's even more boring is that in such a big palace prison, there is no one around to talk to her!
The prisons next to it and across from them were empty, but the marks on the walls and the filth of a room looked like they were uninhabited.
But she hadn't seen anyone here since the moment she woke up, except for herself, who were only a few living people guarded.
It's so weird!
And in the past few days, I've been chatting with the barrage when I'm idle and bored, and now I'm being treated as a psychopath by those guards, and every time someone comes in to deliver food, I have to look at her with complicated eyes.
She looked out the window at the sky, and it was almost time.
There was a sound of footsteps behind her, and she still thought that today's treatment was good, and there were two more people who wanted to bring her food.
"Twitter! Ji! ”
The rat barked at her.
See! It's all here, you let go of me quickly!
Do you know how to respect rats! You've seen all the ass and balls!
Song Yiran put her head back, seeing that it was still waving its little paws to grab her, moving it farther away, but not letting go of its poor little tail.
"Brother Rat, you can't leave yet, you see that this prison meal is so delicious, and there is all the meat that should be there, how can I be willing not to give you a piece of the pie?"
The name is good: test the poison!
Brother Rat shuddered.
Wherever this woman wants to give it to eat, she just takes the first bite of it!
Once you know that there is no poison in this hearty rice bowl, you will dry up several large bowls of rice on the spot, and you won't even give it a grain of white rice!
Evil human !!
The door lock was opened, and Song Yiran noticed a dark shadow hanging over her body.
She didn't turn around, she didn't look back, her tone was even more tired, and the end of her sentence was very long, "What are you eating today, braised pork or sweet and sour tenderloin, I said that you should put more salt in the dish, have you conveyed it to the cook?" ”
Seeing that the black shadow had not faded, Song Yiran frowned.
Why is this, didn't they always reply with two sentences before.
Why don't you go back now, and you're still standing and not leaving!
Could it be that her dying period is coming, and she wants her to drink some wine and eat a full meal before going to the west?
No, no, no! She decided to drink poisoned wine and die gracefully, not to die in embarrassment on the guillotine!
Before he could stand up and say this sentence stiffly, a faint voice came from behind him.
"It seems that the princess can find a piece of fun no matter where she is, and it seems that this king is still worried that the princess will be boring in prison."
Extremely familiar, and extremely familiar underplay.
Song Yiran subconsciously jumped up and put her hands behind her back, "You, you, you!" ”
The guards behind Yan Huaiji could be regarded as opening the silent Chrysostom, and scolded, "Bold! Dare to be so arrogant that you don't respect the title of prince, who gave you the guts! ”
"The prince is extremely reserved for you in the face of General Qinghe, otherwise why doesn't the emperor know the true face of your poisonous woman now, and executes you, the most poisonous woman in the capital!"
Song Yiran blinked and was stunned.
Wow, what a garbage gadget that popped up, he actually scolded her in front of her!
Look at the serious thick eyebrows and beard, and do things steadily without smiling, who knew that she would change her face in front of the powerful, and scolded her crazy in order to please the powerful!
She secretly advised him not to come to deliver food next time.
Otherwise, she won't let him see the sun tomorrow!
After the guard finished speaking, he squinted at Yan Huaiji's expression, and felt that his words must have spoken to the heart of the prince.
But he didn't see Yan Huaiji's relaxed and relieved appearance in his imagination, but saw that his face became more and more gloomy.
This, this.
The guard immediately shut up, feeling a bad premonition.
Yan Huaiji breathed a sigh of relief, there were so many people around him, he couldn't expose anything more, and he didn't say anything about his words.
He put his attention on the hand that Song Yiran was carrying, tilted his head and asked, "What is the thing in the princess's hand?" ”
At this time, Brother Rat swayed from side to side in the air, and finally with a swing of force, his paw reached the back of her hand.
Song Yiran secretly felt bad.
Wait a minute...... This thing.
The little claws scratch a lot.
It's going to bite her!
"Ahhh!!hhh
Song Yiran immediately threw off the danger in his hand, and the sudden movement also startled the people present, and the sound of pulling out half of the sword sounded at that moment.
Especially Yan Huaiji, the reaction is the greatest.
Song Yiran clearly saw the earthquake in his pupils, and he was at a loss for a second between his hands and feet.
Although he put everything away after two seconds, it was still caught in Song Yiran's eyes, and after her guessing, it could be concluded that ......
He! Fear! Old! Rat!
The big macho man in front of him is actually afraid of mice!
The guard behind him saw that Yan Huaiji's face was not good, and immediately drew his sword and beheaded the mouse to understand his hatred, but who knew that the sword was like chopsticks to an ant on a rat, and he couldn't catch it at all.
Brother Rat's brain is also very smart, and after drilling around from their crotch and teasing them twice, he rushed to the bottom of Song Yiran's feet again.
Song Yiran: "Eh, eh? ”
What is this for?
Several guards were rushed to their brains by a rat's anger, and their faces were flushed, "You! ”
Before he rushed up, Yan Huaiji scolded coldly.
"What else do you want to do? Shame on you! ”
It's not a shame to play with a three-year-old child!
Yan Huaiji didn't say the last sentence, giving this girl some face.
The guard retreated red-faced, and said no more.
Obviously, Song Yiran was emboldened by the scene just now, so she simply knelt down and lowered her head and shook her head and asked, "Alas, what is the prince doing here?" ”
Tears fall when you say they fall.
"The concubine was slandered, and she appeared in prison after two days of sleep, and she didn't even have a chance to see the prince face to face......
"The concubine body is just boring all day in prison, and finally there is a mouse that can only respond to the concubine body, and the prince will kill it without saying a word, depriving the concubine of the only happiness! Why bother, Lord Wang!
"No matter how the concubine is justified, as long as the prince believes that the concubine is guilty, it is guilty, blame it, the concubine is not the prince who did not marry at the beginning......"
Yan Huaiji: "......"
It's kind of pitiful.