Chapter 13 Xu Damao: I didn't eat meat, I just drank wine
Now Xu Damao.
Young and vigorous.
I can't stand the agitation of this point.
He hasn't evolved into the bastard thing in the later generations where the colorful flags flutter outside and the red flags don't fall at home.
There is also the idea of eating the stupid pillar of the opponent to please the trouble.
Since 5:40 p.m., Xu Damao has been waiting outside.
The reason why he didn't go into the house and waited, was that Xu Damao was worried that the stupid pillar would not come, and he would be released by the stupid pillar if he went in alone, so he would be dignified Xu Damao would not leak.
It's cold.
froze Xu Damao as if he was following his third grandson, with his hands in his sleeves, and he was bending his body as much as possible, looking like a homeless man living on the street.
Just when he was trembling and shaking.
Silly Zhu came late with He Yushui.
See Silly Pillar.
Xu Damao was like a child who had been criticized by the teacher, and he was aggrieved.
"Silly Zhu, why are you only here now, do you know how long I've been waiting for you?"
Let's talk.
Moved his stiff torso, and stomped his feet again.
It should be because I realized that what I said was wrong.
Started to add again.
"Silly Zhu, I thought you didn't dare to come, I Xu Damao put the words down, do you dare to enter this place, if you don't dare to enter, you can just call me grandpa."
The sound is full of color.
It's hilarious.
Silly Zhu snorted haha.
"Silly Mao, who is the grandfather and who is the grandson, it's really not necessarily now, walking."
The slogan was shouted loudly.
It's time to take action.
All became grandchildren.
For the first time, Silly Zhu came to Donglaishun with rainwater.
It was also the first time that Xu Damao came to Donglaishun for dinner.
All panicked.
You let me in.
I'll let you go first.
They all want the other party to carry the thunder for themselves.
Later, Xu Damao couldn't bear it anymore and used the rain girl to talk about things.
"I said stupid pillar, you can eat, why did you bring the rainwater."
Yushui glared at Xu Damao, the little girl heard that she could come to Donglaishun for dinner, and she was happier than wearing new clothes for the New Year.
"I don't bring my sister, who should I bring?" Silly Zhu turned his head and dug a pit for Xu Damao, "If you feel envious, you go back and ask your parents to give birth to a sister for you quickly." ”
"Wait, I don't believe my parents can't give birth to a sister."
The rain snorted and laughed.
Xu Damao also knew that he had stepped on the pit of the stupid pillar, and walked towards the door of Donglaishun angrily.
Impressive look.
made the stupid pillar behind secretly admire.
If half of Xu Damao's big donkey face is cut off, Xu Damao will also be regarded as a beautiful man.
Get.
Still timid.
Of course, Xu Damao looked at the stupid pillar for half a point, and found that Xu Damao was really not a fart, and the others walked to the door, opened the door with a bang, and pushed the stupid pillar behind his ass in, and shouted "You kid let me in" The words came out.
The people inside Donglaishun were a little stunned.
The main thing is that they are too young, and they have a nine-year-old girl.
No matter how you look at it, it's not the kind of person who comes to eat.
It's kind of a way to find someone.
"Kid, who are you looking for?"
"Don't look for someone, eat." Silly Zhu saw that there was an empty table in the middle, pulled the rain and walked to the empty table, and greeted Xu Damao, who was still standing at the door, and wanted to smear oil on the soles of his feet when he noticed that the situation was not good, "Silly Mao, what are you doing at the door, come in." ”
environment now.
Xu Damao did not immediately refute the stupid pillar shouting at him, and came to the stupid pillar in accordance with the stupid pillar's instructions.
The three of them sat down separately.
"Let's have a clear soup pot, three more plates of mutton, a plate of cabbage, a plate of vermicelli, a pound of hand-rolled noodles, we will eat the noodles ourselves in a while, and then a bottle of two pots."
The waiter didn't move.
Without saying a word, he looked at the stupid pillar who was familiar with the road and wanted this.
"How can these things cost 20,000 yuan, do you have any money?"
I don't complain that the waiter would ask that.
Silly pillar is too young.
Not to mention the rain.
Xu Damao is submissive.
The waiter was worried that they would not have the money to pay the bill for a while.
Now in this year, you don't have to say that the customer is God, I am here as a consumer, and you have to greet him with a smile.
Bullshit.
That's the service attitude.
Love to eat or not.
Don't eat pull-down.
"Smack".
Silly Zhu slapped a bill worth 50,000 yuan in his pocket on the table in front of the waiter.
This is the largest banknote in issue today.
"We have money, hurry up."
The waiter snorted coldly and turned around to get busy.
Not for long.
The hot pot was served, and after the water boiled, Silly Zhu put the mutton and cabbage into the pot, and beckoned the rain to eat it quickly, as for Xu Damao, he still looked stunned and frightened.
I've never seen a bear in the world!
Throw the face of the quadrangle.
The meat is cooked.
Xu Damao couldn't even eat the most basic meat with chopsticks, and looked at the stupid pillar with a rare look.
Silly Zhu didn't bother to pay attention to Xu Damao, he and Yushui touched the mutton to eat.
By the time Xu Damao found out that something was wrong, two of the three plates of mutton had already entered the stomach of Silly Zhu and Yushui.
The silly pillar is the head.
Eating Silly Zhu's food is taking revenge on Silly Pillar.
Xu Damao, who held this thought, stretched out his chopsticks to a piece of mutton.
Silly Zhu picked up the white wine glass in front of him and said to Xu Damao: "Silly Mao, don't patronize eating and drinking." ”
Xu Damao reluctantly put down the chopsticks, but his eyes were still staring at the piece of mutton, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth trembled unnaturally.
The rain took away the mutton that Xu Damao was originally going to clip.
"Rain, don't patronize eating meat and vegetables." Silly Zhu put down the wine glass, used chopsticks to clip a piece of cabbage to the rain, and very intimately sandwiched a full chopstick of cabbage for Xu Damao, "Silly Mao, eat some vegetables." ”
Xu Damao said in his heart: I don't want to eat vegetables, I want to eat meat.
"Drink." Silly Zhu put down his chopsticks, picked up the wine glass, the wine glass in his hand touched Xu Damao, raised his neck and drank the glass of one or two white wines, the wine glass turned over, signaling that he had drunk it all, "Don't say anything, it's all in the wine." ”
Xu Damao also drank it all.
"Silly Mao, what I said today is true, I really treat you as my brother, what did I do wrong before, I am a brother and I'm here to say sorry to you, this glass of wine is finished, and our previous unhappiness will be turned over."
Another glass of one or two liquors.
It's still boring too.
Xu Damao learned from the stupid pillar and also drank a glass of liquor.
After not waiting for the stupid pillar to speak.
Eat the cabbage in front of me in two bites.
Not a piece of meat was eaten.
Drink two glasses of liquor in a row.
This time.
Xu Damao wanted to turn passive into active, he grabbed the wine bottle and filled it with liquor for Silly Zhu and himself.