Chapter 3 Civil Servants of the Underworld
The sound of the gong, the bangzi clanged, and the hundred ghosts opened the way.
It's a pity that the one who is now at the forefront is no longer black and white, but a thin little girl with a mortal body.
was stared at by two beams of eyes behind her, Su Jingwen wanted to cry without tears.
This Xie Bi'an was so cunning, and before she could agree, he cast a spell to transfer her signature to a contract. For this reason, he also lamented the loss of a signature for a long time.
Xie Bi'an did not have the consciousness of forcing himself to become a prostitute, and felt that his behavior was very good.
"You don't attach much importance to contracts in the human world, and there are five insurances and one housing fund? Sign labor remuneration early, and have the basic protection of your employees. β
Su Jingwen hesitated a little: "We don't accept underworld coins in the human world. β
Xie Bi'an is not straightforward and strong: "That's because your banking system is too backward, and you haven't created a dark currency exchange model. It's okay, you save first, and after a hundred years, it will be a good pension reward. β
It's a hooligan ghost, completely subverting the upright image in folk rumors. And because of this, she was forced to become a social animal in the underworld, ah no, a civil servant.
Unlike Su Jingwen's imagination, Hades is not a unique punk-style skull design, nor does it have a gloomy sense of blood, let alone a bone-filled reincarnation.
Its shape is a very comfortable quaint Chinese style, with low walls and red bricks, red lanterns hanging on the door, and two golden lions with fierce eyes at the door made her look at it for a while.
"Aren't you the underworld, do you still need a stone lion to ward off evil spirits?"
Xie Bi'an went to go through the contract flow procedures, leaving only the calm and indifferent Fan helpless.
Unprecedentedly, the other party actually opened his mouth to explain: "No, they are also ghosts and miscellaneous." β
Su Jingwen: "? She glanced at it again and again, and saw the two stone lions turn from yellow to red. They suddenly rolled off the stone slabs, their bodies elongated and turned into ghost shapes.
One of the ghosts had sharp horns emerging from the top of his head, and a mask with a pointed beak revealed a pair of large eyes with thick eyebrows.
Su Jingwen was still a little stunned when she looked at the big living ghosts, and these ghosts were already close at hand, and they were curiously sniffing left and right beside her, as if they were smelling a piece of big fat meat.
"A living man?"
"Is the food in Hades so good now, have you brought us takeout?"
"Takeaway" myself Su Jingwen: "......"
"You can't eat me, I have a labor contract." For the safety of her life, Su Jingwen fought with reason.
The masked man glanced at Fan Wusu suspiciously, and got a nod from the other party. Still a little disappointed.
"What's that...... Little girl, what we just joked about, Hades has updated its system a hundred years ago to stop cannibalism...... Grunt. β
He snorted: "I'm sorry little girl, I've been standing until now, I haven't eaten, you look too fragrant, ah no, you taste too beautiful......"
Fan Wuxu's face darkened: "Ah Pang, Rakshasa, add a punishment of seven days." β
Su Jingwen's ears moved, and she looked curiously at the two ghosts who drooped their heads. It turns out that they are the legendary thugs Bull Head and Horse Face who follow behind Black and White Impermanence, and now they are tamed like two water dogs, and they are a little cute.
It would be nice if it wasn't for a sip of saliva before leaving.
Xie Bi'an's movements were very fast, and when he came back, he floated over directly, even if he was mentally prepared, Su Jingwen felt that the impact was a bit big.
A red sedan chair stopped in front of Su Jingwen. Unlike the sedan chair in the mortal world, it is not driven by human power, and there are two bright ghost fires below.
Xie Bi'an raised his hand: "Lord Goddess, please." β
Su Jingwen was shocked: "You still have special services here...... But is this sedan chair stable? β
"Of course," Xie Bi'an waved his hand, "this sedan chair has taken over hundreds of brides, and there has never been a traffic accident." β
Su Jingwen: "......"
Isn't that the sedan chair used for yin marriage in horror movies?
Xie Bi'an saw that her face was pale and ugly, and thought it was disgust, so he quickly explained: "Don't worry, it's all wiped clean, and it uses high-quality yellow spring water, which is absolutely natural and pollution-free." β
Under Su Jingwen's stern refusal, Xie Bi'an could only accept the other party's request to walk over, and he was a little regretful.
I don't know if it's my own delusion, but many ghosts are stretching their necks to look at themselves along the way. Most of the ghosts are very curious, what they were like before they died, and what they were like when they arrived in Hades.
Along the way, she saw those with flowing intestines, missing eyes, and broken skulls, and it looked like they had been treated very badly before they died.
When he saw Su Jingwen's gaze, he smiled at her in a friendly way. It's just a little creepy, but after watching it for a long time, the older she gets, the higher her acceptance, and in the end it has reached the point of numbness.
Xie Bi'an looked at it and smiled with satisfaction: "Are you still satisfied with our welcome meeting?" β
"I'm right, they're all your fans."
Su Jingwen's eyes were strange: "These are all arranged by you?" β
"Yes, yes," after seeing Su Jingwen's face, he assured, "But these are all welcome activities that they spontaneously organized with their love for idols, but they are not mixed with a trace of water." β
Su Jingwen: "You don't have to. It's very good, don't do it next time. β
The road to the Hades Hall is not very long, bypass a Nai He Bridge, and cross the Lethe River in a light boat.
Although this road is not long, but there are many twists and turns along the way, and there are many ghost patrols, if there is no black and white impermanence to lead, I am afraid that I would have been devoured by a certain ghost.
Along the way, she also accepted a signed invitation from Meng Po, who was said to be an iron powder, and received a canned Huangquan soup as a token of appreciation.
When Su Jingwen was uncertain, Meng Po smiled: "Don't worry, Lord Goddess, this soup is not Meng Po soup that has forgotten the past, mortals can only drink it to temporarily forget their troubles and help sleep and nourish their minds." β
Su Jingwen was relieved at this time, and she had a huge curiosity about the things in the underworld.
Meng Po waved her hand: "If you need a specialty, welcome to me to get it." β
With the enthusiasm of several civil servants in the underworld, Su Jingwen also has a lot of self-confidence in joining here.
It's just that when he arrived at the Hades Palace, there was a small mistake.
"Well, Hades is going into retreat again?"
Xie Bi'an is very disappointed, his boss is good everywhere, he is a natural cultivation madman and a character who does not admit defeat. Every time my skills grow a layer, I always like to have a hearty duel with my sworn enemy.
But it's been 3,000 years, and there is no chance of winning.
As a result, there is a repeated horizontal jump of fighting, defeating, retreating, fighting.
After Su Jingwen heard this, she was in awe: Even the Hades King is so unwilling to admit defeat, has dreams, and has the character of pursuit. For a social animal like her, it is indeed time to replan her career.
Xie Bi'an also exposed even bigger information; "His Royal Highness Hades is also one of your fan support groups, and the president of our support groupβ"
Su Jingwen was flattered, she thought that she was a ghost fan, but she didn't expect that there was actually an Hades King. Is it so boring to live in the underworld, and you still have a hobby to watch dramas in your spare time?
"By the way, are you interested in meeting your biggest fan?"
Su Jingwen was immediately shocked: "Is there anything more powerful than His Royal Highness the Hades?" β
Xie Bi'an smiled and bent his eyes, and there was a feeling of eagerness: "That's what I just said, His Royal Highness Hades has always been a sworn enemy. β
Su Jingwen trembled and discussed: "...... Not really. β
It's very cruel when she hears it, in case she dies of light, she doesn't want to be with her life.