Qin Huairu married into the courtyard.

Let the stupid pillar think crankily all night.

I got up in the middle of the night and changed a pair of pants.

Looked at the time.

Six o'clock.

Originally, he wanted to get some sleep, but after his eyes inadvertently swept over the changed pants, Silly Zhu extinguished the idea of making up for sleep.

There was still some boiling water in the kettle.

There is also half a bag of laundry detergent at home.

I washed it with a hand.

Don't give Qin Huairu a chance.

Last life.

Qin Huairu used the pants of the stupid pillar to ruin several marriages of the stupid pillar, and as soon as the stupid pillar went on a blind date, he came to send the pants of the stupid pillar or came to find the pants of the stupid pillar.

Be diligent yourself.

Everything.

In response to the old saying: The newlywed Yan'er next door is in tears opposite the bachelor.

Seven o'clock.

I heated up the coal stove, put some leftovers from last night on the stove and heated them up, and found a nest head, ready to make do with a few bites.

Just kicked off the stance.

I saw Xu Damao push the door and walk in.

With a trembling sentence and frosty cheeks, he properly stared outside all night.

Man.

I really can't eat too much.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have done the immoral thing of listening to other people's walls all night.

didn't regard himself as an outsider at all, picked up the tea that had just arrived at the stupid pillar, drank it loudly, put down the tea jar, and grabbed his five flame forks to the nest head, a mouthful of leftovers, a mouthful of nest head, and the one that ate was called a Meizizi.

"Oops, hey." Silly Zhu pushed Xu Damao with his hand, "I really don't treat myself as an outsider." ”

"I don't dislike you."

Face this answer.

Silly Zhu really didn't know what to say.

It's shameless.

I don't dislike you yet, but now I dislike you Xu Damao.

"What do you mean, you have put your household registration in our house."

"Silly Zhu, eat your food, grind and chirp, I can afford you, I only eat your food, understand?"

"Xu Damao, I would rather you look down on me."

Silly Zhu is also hard-mouthed and soft-hearted.

A glance at the reincarnation of Xu Damao, a starving ghost.

He poured another bit of leftovers into the iron basin and brought out the remaining three nests.

"Don't do it, that's enough."

"Beautiful you, I still have a pig, that pig has to eat something."

"The rain is so fat that a pig!"

Silly Zhu ignored Xu Damao, put a little of the leftovers that were already hot in the iron plate in the bowl, and took another hot nest head and sent it to He Yushui next door.

Wake up the little girl, and heat up the coal stove for the little girl, and the stupid pillar returns to his house.

Xu Damao's turtle grandson is still eating and drinking.

"Silly Zhu, buddy doesn't eat your meal for nothing, I'll tell you a secret, and I deserve your breakfast."

Xu Damao looked like a secret.

Secret.

Isn't it the little thing between Qin Huairu, Jia Dongxu, and Yi Zhonghai.

What's all the fuss.

Qin Huairu wanted to marry in the city, Yi Zhonghai lived in Qin Huairu's house for a month, and became the matchmaker between Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu, and everyone in the courtyard knew about it.

Meal money.

Let's make a face.

"Last night, Yi Zhonghai slept at Jia's house all night, and left Jia's house at eleven o'clock and almost twelve o'clock."

Silly Zhu looked incredulous.

Logic doesn't work.

It doesn't make sense.

On the wedding night of Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu, Yi Zhonghai stayed at Jia's house for one night, this is not pure nonsense.

"Silly Zhu, buddy knows you don't believe it, this matter buddy stares from beginning to end......

Xu Damao's elaboration.

Silly Zhu remembered a stalk, Tang Wu said to Liu Liu, saying that Ding Yi, Liu Er, Zhang San, and Li Si were all brainless, the power went out, and they played mahjong all night with candles, Liu Liu asked Tang Wu rhetorically, how do you know that people played mahjong all night with candles, Tang Wu replied, saying that I saw them play mahjong all night.

Xu Damao is now the Tang Wu who watched others play mahjong all night, in order to grasp the handle of the Jia family, and in order to prevent Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu from having a good night of candles, he squatted in a fur coat at the junction of the middle courtyard and the backyard, and kept an eye from eight o'clock in the evening until the stupid pillar changed his pants.

Real He M talent.

"Xu Damao, I used to call you Silly Mao, which was a bit of a joke, but now I have found out that the title of Silly Mao is a perfect match for you Xu Damao."

"You call me stupid?"

"I'm stupid in the middle yard, you're stupid in the backyard, there's one in the front yard, and three stupid in the quadrangle."

"Silly Zhu, you don't believe me?"

"It's not that it doesn't believe it, it's that it can't believe it, Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu entered the cave room, and Yi Zhonghai slept until twelve o'clock in Jia's house, how is this possible?"

Silly Zhu covered his mouth.

looked at Xu Damao in shock.

"Silly Mao, you said Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang? On the wedding night of the son, the widow's mother also bloomed on the old tree. ”

"Silly Zhu, your brain is so smart, my brother is angry with you." Xu Damao twisted his face and lay on the bed of the stupid pillar, "I've been watching all night, I'm tired buddy, I'll squint for a while." ”

"You go home and go to sleep."

"The stove at home is not raw, it is cold, and it is not as warm as your house."

"I went to work, and you locked the door for me when you left."

The phenomenon of locking the door.

In the current quadrangle.

ubiquitous.

to the back.

I don't know what's going on, anyway, every household has begun to not lock the door, and whoever locks the door is a manifestation of disunity with the neighbors.

The stupid pillar walked to the scrap yard on his legs.

Just walked in the door.

I saw Wen San bragging.

"Stone, you have not been in the capital for a few years, if you are an authentic old person in the capital, you are all over the street to inquire about what kind of person I am, Wen Ye I have been in the capital for so many years, no one dares to cross with Wen Ye and me, Wen Ye I scared his courage, the little devil is not cross, Wen Ye and I have smoked more than 10,000 mouths of them over the years."

"Beat more than 10,000 little devils, and if you count it in eight years, you will slap more than 1,200 little devils a year, and four big slaps a day, that is, four little devils."

"Master Wen, I'm really not afraid of little devils, I don't know if I told you last time, I slapped the little devil sixty or seventy times in the front door building, and directly knocked the little devil to the ground, so scared that those little devils with three or eight big covers peed their pants."

"How did I hear that you were pumped by the little devils."

"Only Master Wen smokes the life of the little devil, and there is no matter of the little devil pumping the little devil." When Wen San saw the stupid pillar, he opened his mouth to be the title of a master, "He Ye is also here." ”

"You still call me by my name, I can't afford to call me this name."

The grandfather is long, the grandfather is short.

If this reaches the ears of some people, it will be investigated.

The stupid pillar must have no good fruit to eat.

Don't wave.

The waves will have to be thirty years later.

The courtyard is full of rumors, grass and trees, and deaf old ladies are all holding their tails between their legs.

"He Ye is humble, I have heard that in terms of cooking, He Ye is this!"

Bunzo gave him a thumbs up.

"Wen San, don't embarrass Comrade He, with your mouth, I really don't believe you dare to smoke a little devil."

"Don't believe it, it's true."

Silly Zhu looked at Wen San, who was bragging with the stone, as if he was laughing, and interjected from time to time, and the three of them chatted nonsense until eight o'clock.

The old He Cai of the scrap yard was late.

Routinely gave the comrades a greeting for their old age, and then announced two things that could change the current situation at the Red Star scrapyard.

The first piece.

Wen San officially became a recycler at the Red Star Scrap Station, with a low level of second class, two levels behind Silly Zhu.

The second piece.

The police station cracked a theft a few years ago, and found some bicycle parts that could still be used, and Lao He through his personal relationship, got these bicycle parts that could still be assembled and used to the Red Star Scrap Station.

Just one meaning.

Solve this problem of transportation for the comrades in the station.

If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools.

In order to better promote this waste recycling activity, the use of some discarded bicycles in the recycling station, combined with these usable bicycle parts, everyone has the right to assemble bicycles at one time, which is an invisible benefit for the workers of the scrap station, and the bread factory workers eat the broken bread, and the slaughterhouse sends animal offal into the water to send a worker, it is the same reason, so as not to let the workers walk on two legs every day to and from work.

In line with the principle of not taking advantage of the collective, every person who assembles a bicycle has to pay 200,000 yuan, of which 150,000 yuan is the money paid by the Red Star Scrap Station to the police station to buy parts, and the remaining 50,000 yuan is the cost of scrap bicycle parts from the scrap station.

The new bicycle costs 1.7 million, and now you can have a bicycle of your own with 200,000, although it is not a new car, but it is also the envy of countless people.

The people of the entire Red Star scrapyard.

It's all boiling.

Everyone cheered.

You don't need to be told.

are busy with their own livelihoods.

Assemble the bike.

I've never eaten pork, and I've never seen a pig run!

The bicycle is divided into several main components, the wheel, the frame, the transmission components, the remaining rear seat, the front bell, and the front basket, all of which can be discarded.

Assembling a bicycle by yourself is more interesting than buying a bicycle, giving the stupid pillar the feeling that it is like he bought a watermelon on the street, and no matter how he eats it, he feels that this watermelon is not as delicious as the stolen watermelon.

It is not difficult to meet.

The victims will not.

At the beginning of the assembly, the big guys were a little bumpy, and the speed of assembling the bike was very slow, and the more you went to the back, the smoother it was, and the time was shortened a lot.

Even so.

It took Silly Zhu a whole morning to reluctantly assemble a fifty percent new and dilapidated bicycle, not to mention that the saddle was still movable, the kind of active saddle that rotated 360 degrees.

"He Ye."

"Wen San, change your name."

"Stationmaster, I'll change, I'll change." The front foot also said the words of correction, and Wen San's back foot forgot all about what he had said, "He Ye, don't care about a good bicycle, or a bad bicycle, we all have to test the bike, Wen Ye I can't do anything else, riding a bicycle is really a good hand, this test car makes a living, He Ye will hand it over to me Wen Ye." ”

2k

"Then be careful."

"Gotcha."

Bunzo started to try riding a bicycle.

Anything else is good to say.

It's because this saddle is alive, so Wen San's body is a little unbalanced in the process of riding a bicycle, and his butt is biased south for a while, and west for a while.

Basically.

The bike was assembled relatively successfully.

It's a good start.

It also made the comrades of the scrap yard have ideas.

Help.

Whoever makes the stupid pillar is the first to assemble the bike, and who does not ask the stupid pillar to beg.

"He Ye, you can't cook, and you can't assemble a bicycle." Wen San parked the bicycle in front of the stupid pillar, and he had an idea in his heart, "This bicycle, just let He Ye help me get it, thank you He Ye, I invited He Ye to drink that day." ”

It's just a practice.

Silly Zhu was also not satisfied with the condition of the car.

He saw that there were still a lot of new bicycle parts at the scene, and some were even ten percent new bicycle parts, so he agreed to Wen San's request.

It's like a volcanic eruption.

The comrades in the station began to beg Silly Zhu to help them assemble the bicycles.

Station Elder Lao He also spoke, everyone must have one, as long as the stupid pillar does this, Lao He will exempt the stupid pillar's 200,000 yuan.

The sedan chair carries people.

People give themselves face.

The stupid pillar will definitely not make people lose face, why not the bicycle for nothing.

He directed the crowd to get busy, some of the bicycle frames were bent, and the sledgehammer was corrected after heating by the comrades with great strength, and the transmission parts were made with this new ball as much as possible.

With the experience of assembling the first bike, the assembly of the next few bikes is undoubtedly much faster.

Even so.

It took them a whole day to make everyone happy.

The best must be kept to yourself.

Looking at this eighty percent new bicycle, Silly Zhu didn't care about cleaning the oil stains on his hands, and a sense of accomplishment arose in his heart.

The old man was right.

Do-it-yourself, plenty of food and clothing.

Lao He seems to have found a way to make money by expanding the scrap yard.

"Yuzhu, what do you think we want to do if we assemble a bicycle and sell it?"

Seeing the stupid pillar looking at himself puzzled.

Lao He explained.

"There are parts, not enough, let's send people to go through the streets and alleys to collect, specifically to collect this scrapped bicycle, Yuzhu you take the comrades in our station to assemble the bicycle, we don't sell much, seven or eight into a new, we sell 800,000, five or six into a new, we sell 600,000, we make money at the same time, but also meet the comrades who want to bicycles but can't afford to buy a bicycle because of the regret of being shy in their pockets, killing two birds with one stone, and can make those comrades who bought bicycles work harder."

What Lao He said also has a certain amount of truth.

Bicycle.

It's not cheap in this day and age.

Take the new bicycle that Silly Zhu bought as an example, which cost 1.7 million at the beginning.

Although the assembled bicycle looks a little shabby on the outside, it does save money, and the key is that the unit does not need to open a letter of introduction, just open an assembly certificate at the recycling station, and carry the certificate to the police station to be listed and sealed.

"Stationmaster, the idea is good, but have you thought about other bicycle factories? If we really want to assemble bicycles and sell them, we are robbing other people's car repair shops for a living, I think, our value is reflected in this waste recycling, professional things, you have to be professional people to do. ”

"I'll go back and think about it."

Before leaving, Lao He did not forget to let the stupid pillar and them ride the assembled bicycle to the police station to register.

There are people in the DPRK who are good officials.

There were comrades in the police station who knew him, and when they heard that they were bicycles assembled by the scrap yard themselves, they worked overtime and gave the stupid pillars their bicycles a license plate and stamped them in half an hour.

Coming out of the police station and walking on the street on a bicycle, Silly Zhu became the most beautiful cub on the street again.

Riding a bicycle back to the courtyard, he met Yan Fuguiye, the general guarding the gate, at the door.

Lao Zhu saw Silly Zhu riding a 28-bar bicycle back.

All kinds of tastes in my heart.

Three months ago.

Silly Zhu bought a new bicycle, and the first person in the courtyard to buy a bicycle made Lao Buckle envious.

After the bicycle was lost by Jia Dongxu, Jia's family used a sewing machine to pay off the debt, and Silly Zhu borrowed Yi Zhonghai one million to buy a camera the next day, which made Lao Buckle jealous.

I thought that the stupid pillar was not making a big move.

As a result, the first day of work during the Chinese New Year.

Silly Zhu released another thunderstorm in the courtyard.

At first, Lao Buckle thought that Silly Zhu had found his bicycle, and he thought about whether the sewing machine of Silly Zhu's family should be returned to the Jia family, after all, the Jia family lost the sewing machine to Silly Zhu because they lost Silly Zhu's bicycle, and Silly Zhu found the bicycle, and the sewing machine had to be returned to Jia's family.

Later, after taking a closer look, Yan Fugui found that it was not a brand of bicycle that he was familiar with, so he asked curiously.

"Silly pillar, you've bought a bike again."

The tone was full of shock.

"Old bikes."

"You, I really can't see through you to the third master, Daqing is gone, and you are getting more and more popular this day." Yan Fugui suddenly proposed: "Silly Zhu, the three masters ride your bicycle." ”

Silly Zhu directly gave the bicycle to Yan Fugui.

It's just a means of transportation.

It's not a valuable thing.

If you want to borrow a camera.

Excuse me.

None are borrowed.

During the time of the photoshoot, Silly Zhu was really fascinated, thinking about going to the store again that day to see if there were any other cameras.

Before riding the bike back.

Silly Zhu had an idea.

Think that the courtyard will fry.

But I didn't expect the pot in the courtyard to be so badly fried.

I heard that Silly Zhu bought a new bicycle again, and the neighbors in the courtyard all squeezed out, all of them were full of envy, jealousy and hatred like Yan Fugui.

Bicycle.

Sewing machine.

Camera.

Three turns and one ring, and there is almost one turn and one ring inside.

Watches and radios.

Silly Zhu turned his head and saw Qin Huairu washing clothes in the middle courtyard.

The muscles on his face shook unnaturally.

Last life.

Qin Huairu gave him the impression that he was washing clothes at the faucet in the middle courtyard, washing in winter and summer, thinking that he would be able to see the grand scene of Qin Huairu washing clothes after a while.

The second day of the wedding.

The laundry scene was staged.

Listening to Yan Lao's words, saying what Jia Zhang's family said, saying that Qin Huairu was filial and virtuous, considering that there were a lot of dirty clothes in the family after getting married yesterday, he rushed to wash them, saying that he would let Jia Zhang's mother-in-law stay in the house, and bluntly said that Jia Jia's Dongxu married Qin Huairu, which was a blessing from Jia's cultivation, and also said that Yi Zhonghai introduced it right.

Illusory fame.

For the sake of fame.

Bitter suffering.

Ignored Qin Huairu.

Turned around and went into the house.

The moment she pushed the door, He Yushui, who was still playing, immediately put the textbook in front of her, and read it carefully, which was quite an actor.

If only this textbook had been held upside down.

It's even better.