Chapter 93 Drunken Stupid Pillar Two Dozen Yi Zhonghai
Yi Zhonghai felt that his brain was not enough.
Big night.
Dead.
Qin Huairu, the new daughter-in-law of the Jia family, appeared in the home of Silly Zhu, a bachelor, even if Silly Zhu is not very old, he is still a man, a man of flesh and blood.
What is the Jia family going to do?
Jia Dongxu is not dead yet!
The calculation of the mother-in-law of the Jia family, I really thought that Yi Zhonghai couldn't see it.
I must have been running for the sewing machine again.
The sewing machine was bought by Yi Zhonghai, and it is reasonable for Jia Dongxu to lose his bicycle and use the new sewing machine to offset the debt of the new bicycle of the stupid pillar.
The mother-in-law of the Jia family poked Yi Zhonghai's heart again and again with words, but she felt that Yi Zhonghai and his family were desperate, and wanted Jia Dongxu to help support the elderly, so she took the opportunity to blackmail Yi Zhonghai, and wanted Yi Zhonghai to help the Jia family get together three times and one ring.
The character of a hypocrite is destined not to be coerced.
I can give it to you, but you can't force me.
The calculation of the mother-in-law of the Jia family has just become the act of persecuting Yi Zhonghai, and at the courtyard meeting tonight, the mother-in-law of the Jia family is very weird.
Yi Zhonghai suddenly thought of a point that he ignored.
Jia Zhang's report the deaf old lady!
Other words.
Yi Zhonghai may be taking the blame for Jia Zhang's family.
The more pondered.
The more likely.
Yi Zhonghai quietly listened to the movement from next door, and after knowing that he might be dumped, Yi Zhonghai's idea was very simple, make up for it as much as possible, and make up for it.
Know yourself and your opponent, and win all battles.
Listen to the movement first.
……
"Qin Huairu!"
The voice of the stupid pillar rang out.
Looking at the miserable woman in front of him who had harmed him in his previous life, Silly Zhu was really full of emotion, with mixed tastes, mistakenly thinking that his entanglement with Qin Huairu should start after Jia Dongxu's death, how could Silly Zhu get married at that time, with the lessons of the previous life, if Silly Zhu couldn't marry a daughter-in-law before Qin Huairu became a widow in this life, he would really become two hundred and five.
Creation makes people.
Qin Huairu married into the courtyard and died for twenty days.
The big night quietly came to the door.
According to Silly Zhu's understanding of Jia Zhang's and Jia Dongxu's family, Qin Huairu's ass must be followed by the eyes of the Jia family's mother and son.
If you shout.
Troublesome.
I can't tell.
Silly Zhu was suddenly a little glad that he could drink with Yan Fugui and Xu Damao tonight.
Thanks to these two didn't leave.
Otherwise, the stupid pillar is yellow mud and falls off the crotch, and it's not but.
At this time, Qin Huairu, who had just become a woman, had not completely faded away, the charm of being a new wife and the shyness of landing at the door of the stupid pillar house were perfectly reflected in Qin Huairu's immature but charming cheeks, and the hemp flower braids were drooping at the back of her head, presumably because she had hesitated at the door for a long time, and her cheeks were glowing with a hint of cold beauty.
"Qin Huairu, what are you doing at night?"
Qin Huairu also didn't expect that there were Yan Fugui and Xu Damao in the stupid pillar house, and the heart in mid-air could barely land, for Jia Zhang's family to let her borrow the sewing machine of the stupid pillar family, Qin Huairu was actually a hundred unhappy in her heart, she was Jia Dongxu's new daughter-in-law, and Silly Zhu was a bachelor.
Jia Zhang's kept saying that the stupid pillar was only seventeen this year, and he belonged to a minor.
Is it true that seventeen doesn't know anything?
Originally, Qin Huairu hoped that Jia Dongxu could help her come out and persuade her evil mother-in-law, but Jia Dongxu's performance disappointed Qin Huairu.
In the matter of going to the stupid pillar's house to use the sewing machine.
The opinions of the mother and son of the Jia family are unanimous.
Some people still shamelessly said things that made Qin Huairu feel uncomfortable.
'A country girl, being able to marry into the city and eat the commercial grain in the city is already a blessing that you have cultivated in your last life, I really think that our Jia family's food is so delicious, let you borrow a sewing machine, you will borrow a sewing machine, why do you talk so much nonsense.
Besides, it's not a stupid pillar's sewing machine, it's our Jia family's sewing machine, it's just that it's occupied by a stupid pillar, you, as the daughter-in-law of the Jia family, use the Jia family's sewing machine, and our Jia family is justified wherever you go.
Don't be afraid, with your mother-in-law here, with your husband Jia Dongxu here, you can't make any big mess, if something happens, you shout, your husband and I will rush in to help you, in front of the courtyard neighbors, if you cry and make a fuss, the stupid pillar can't take off the skin. ’
Qin Huairu was also worried about being gossiped, after all, Qin Huairu at this time was just a Qin Huairu who had just married into the courtyard and had not evolved into the scheming white lotus in later generations.
For Qin Huairu, Silly Zhu's bad attitude is not important, the important thing is that Silly Zhu's family still has Yan Fugui and Xu Damao.
Lots of people.
It's equivalent to having a witness.
Qin Huairu in the province is difficult to be a person, and the methods that Jia Zhang taught her are really a little embarrassed for the current Qin Huairu.
"My mother-in-law asked me to borrow a sewing machine." Qin Huairu, who was worried about being misunderstood, hurriedly raised the thing she was holding in her hand, a tattered rag, "I'll get a pillowcase, it's very fast, it won't take a few minutes." ”
After all, she was still a little thin-skinned, and some of the things that Jia Zhang taught her didn't come out, such as our family's sewing machine and so on, Qin Huairu chose not to say it.
Xu Damao once again acted as the vanguard to deal with the Jia family, and before Silly Zhu could speak, Xu Damao took the lead in refusing Qin Huairu's unreasonable request to borrow a sewing machine late at night.
Just two words.
Do not borrow.
In Xu Damao's heart, borrowing a sewing machine is not good.
Qin Huairu stood uneasily, her head bowed, her hands grabbing the rags in her hands with nowhere to place, and she heard a stabbing sound.
The small cloth was torn in half.
Yan Fugui is old, and he is the third master, when he saw that Qin Huairu was about to cry urgently, he sighed secretly in his heart, feeling worthless for Qin Huairu, a woman, marrying into the Jia family, it was regarded as falling into the fire pit, some things in the courtyard, Yan Fugui saw clearly, at night, he forced the new daughter-in-law who had just married into the Jia family for less than three weeks to come to the door to borrow a stupid pillar sewing machine, and replace it with someone else's house, such a disgusting thing really can't be done, but the mother and son of the Jia family forced Qin Huairu to come, if you shout at the throat, the stupid pillar can't say clearly, Qin Huairu couldn't say clearly, just wait to be wronged.
"Qin Huairu, Da Mao is young and vigorous, and he has such a thing with your Jia family, what he said is angry, don't take it to heart. Silly pillar a bachelor, you just married into the courtyard, now it's more than eight o'clock and almost nine o'clock, you come to borrow a sewing machine late at night, you know, I know you're fine, I don't know, I think what's going on with you, listen to the advice of the three masters, hurry home, borrow a sewing machine, you also have to borrow it during the day, how can there be a reason to borrow a sewing machine at night. ”
That's the truth.
The key is to lock the door of the stupid pillar house during the day.
This is a characteristic of the current coexistence of the courtyard, every house locks the door, Jia Zhang's is sprinkling, and she also knows what happens if she pries open the lock of others to enter the house.
During the day, the iron general guards the door.
At night, he was afraid to gossip.
This sewing machine is also insulated from the Jia family.
If this is replaced by Qin Huairu, who has evolved into a scheming white lotus in later generations, he will definitely cry, the kind that washes his face with tears, and now Qin Huairu can only stay where he is, stubbornly expressing his opinions.
"Qin Huairu, it's not that I don't let you use the sewing machine, it's all a neighborhood in the same courtyard, look down and don't look up, the neighbors want to help each other, the three of us drink, sometimes say something with meat and smell with the strength of wine, you are here, we look uncomfortable, if this is heard, we think we are on fire, in case we are sued to the street, we are afraid that we will not be able to wash it even if we jump into the Yellow River, and your reputation will be damaged."
Yan Fugui glanced at the stupid pillar who spoke.
He didn't expect Silly Zhu to say such a tactful rejection word.
Stronger than Xu Damao.
Xu Damao, bastard.
It's not a big deal to see the excitement.
"Silly Zhu, you are an unmarried bachelor, you said these things to Qin Huairu, who is married, you are playing a big knife in front of Guan Gongmen, and Qin Huairu doesn't know anything? You also have to tell people to avoid suspicion, if they avoid suspicion, they will not come to the door at night to borrow a sewing machine. ”
Qin Huairu's face.
Teng turned red.
She heard the kind of meat in Xu Damao's words.
Keep your head down.
Growing uneasy.
"The deaf old lady has just been arrested, and you Xu Damao want to become the second person to be arrested?" Silly Zhu twisted his face and said to Qin Huairu, who was still a wooden person at the door: "Qin Huairu, we drink, we talk about things, you are an outsider, affecting us to talk about things, there are some words we can't live in front of you, what do you think in your heart, I am not interested, but please also convey my meaning to your mother-in-law and your husband, the bicycle I bought for 1.7 million yuan was lost by your husband Jia Dongxu, and this sewing machine is in the attention of the neighbors." ”
"It's a testimony."
The stupid pillar who was corrected by Yan Fugui for his erroneous statement adopted Yan Fugui's suggestion, and the meaning of paying attention to and witnessing it is different.
"Under the witness of the neighbors in the courtyard, this sewing machine was compensated to me, and the debt of my new bicycle was paid, don't think I don't know what your mother-in-law thinks, it's just that I saw the sewing machine arrive at our house, and I was unhappy, and I wanted to call the sewing machine, this is no problem, I put it away, but I can't calculate it."
Silly Zhu said the consequences.
Last life.
Silly Zhu can have learned a lesson in this regard, just because Qin Huairu sat with Silly Zhu in the Silly Pillar House for a while, the old pious woman Jia Zhang's family set up a mourning hall, and said in front of the neighbors that Silly Zhu and Qin Huairu were not clear, and it was impossible for Silly Zhu to fall twice in the same place.
"Lonely men and widows, if you shout a voice, or you cry and cry, I will have only one way to go, our family, everyone is welcome, but you Jia family is not welcome, if you come like this next time, don't blame me for being polite, you bring this sentence to your mother-in-law, our two families, old and dead do not get along, want a sewing machine, you can, return my new bicycle, empty gloves white wolf, funny."
Qin Huairu left crying.
……
Inside the house.
There was silence.
Xu Damao and Xu Damao looked at the stupid pillar like fools.
Such a shrewd stupid pillar, it seems that the two of them have met for the first time.
"What do you see? Drink. Silly Zhu muttered and picked up his wine glass, "It's really bad luck." ”
"Like my brother."
"Silly Zhu, you think so, say so, yes, it's best for the Jia family not to have in-depth relationships, Jia Zhang's is not a good person to get along with."
By the strength of the wine.
Yan Fugui confessed some of the secrets of the past.
The year when Lao Jia died, Jia Dongxu was eight years old, and some people around saw that Jia Zhang's orphans and widows felt that they were easy to bully, so they wanted to occupy the Jia family's property, and some people had thoughts about Jia Zhang's that they shouldn't have.
As Jia Dongxu grew older day by day, Jia Zhang's family was worried that Jia Dongxu's reputation as a bad mother-in-law would affect Jia Dongxu's inability to marry a good daughter-in-law, so he reined in this sprinkling temperament and was a good person in the courtyard for several years.
Listen to what Yan Fugui meant.
Jia Zhang's family, who used to be a master of sprinkling, will return to the courtyard, and such a courtyard is the courtyard in the memory of Silly Zhu.
Jia Zhang, who took the scheming White Lotus to death, is really not a stupid fool to the bones.
"Silly Zhu, let me ask you, if Jia Dongxu finds your bicycle and the Jia family's mother-in-law comes to ask for a sewing machine, what will you do?"
Silly Zhu directly gave two answers.
The first answer is that Silly Zhu's bicycle has been lost for two months, and even if it is recovered, there must be damage in all aspects, unless Jia Zhang compensates Silly Zhu for a new bicycle.
New bikes for new sewing machines.
The second answer is that Silly Zhu already has a bicycle, he definitely won't ask for an extra bicycle, and the bicycle Jia family keeps.
The initiative of the sewing machine in this matter.
In the hands of the stupid pillar.
I'm not afraid of Jia Zhang's spilling at all.
The soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth.
Listen to the crickets, and don't plant crops anymore.
The three of them chatted without a word, and in the blink of an eye, two and a half catties of liquor went down, Yan Fugui drank about three taels or more, Xu Damao and Silly Zhu drank one catty, and they were drunk, and there was no one talking nonsense about the door.
"Silly pillar, three masters, it's not that I Xu Damao looks down on the family opposite, what kind of bastards are they, at the beginning, Jia Zhang's family didn't agree with Jia Dongxu to marry Qin Huairu, and gave me 5,000 yuan to destroy, but I was beaten, and my clothes were torn and torn, Jia Zhang's turned his face and didn't admit it, just one sentence, I Xu Damao and the Jia family have been enemies for life."
Xu Damao, who drank to the uproar, told the secret of how he became a man, and proudly said that he would sleep all over the surroundings and be a veritable Cao thief.
"Don't think that Jia Dongxu married Qin Huairu, the Jia family walked in front of me Xu Damao, let me tell you, there is no door, I Xu Damao did that thing many days earlier than Jia Dongxu, I, Xu Damao, want Qin Huairu to take a look and see how popular I Xu Damao is."
Silly Zhu drank too much wine, his mouth was more tight, he didn't mess around, he gave everyone a performance of a mouthful, two or two white wine poured into the stomach in one go, a bit of a drink of too much, drinking the liquor in the mouth cavity is like drinking boiled water, wine is not wine, that is water.
Later, I don't know what happened, the more Xu Damao and Silly Zhu talked, the happier they became, in the face of Xu Damao, who was arrogant and wanted to sleep all over the surroundings, Silly Zhu didn't have such ambitions, he didn't know that the tendon was twitched, and he shouted to recognize Xu Damao as his godson, and asked Yan Fugui to testify.
The time at this time.
Half past nine in the evening.
Thinking that he would still go to work tomorrow, Yan Fugui persuaded Silly Zhu and Xu Damao, who wanted to drink and continue tomorrow, mainly because Yan Fugui was worried that he was drinking, Xu Damao really became Silly Zhu's godson, and the words of persuasion were still swirling in Yan Fugui's mouth.
Jia Zhang's family came violently, pushed open the door of Silly Zhu's house with great force, and broke in regardless of it, looking hideous, as if Silly Zhu didn't let Qin Huairu call the sewing machine, which caused a lot of damage to the Jia family.
The door exploded.
The cold wind from outside poured into the house along the wide open door.
The cold wind with a chill suddenly came into contact with the warm air in the room, which made Xu Damao and Silly Zhu inexplicably sober up a little.
"Silly Zhu, why don't you let our sewing machine use it." Jia Zhang's wicked people complained first, and grinned at those who came out to see the excitement, "The neighbors all said that our family's sewing machine, just because our family Dongxu lost Silly Zhu's bicycle, Silly Zhu moved our family's new sewing machine to their house, the big guy gave a comment, there are neighbors like Silly Zhu, my daughter-in-law Qin Huairu wanted to get a pillow case, no one during the day, I wanted to come over at night to use it, and I was driven out by Silly Zhu." ”
Tian is shameless Jia Zhang.
Everyone is no stranger to it.
I want to see how Silly Zhu will respond.
His gaze jumped over Jia Zhang's figure and fell on Silly Zhu and Xu Damao. Although they were separated by a long distance, everyone still smelled the smell of wine on Silly Zhu and Xu Damao, and when they looked at the bodies of Silly Zhu and Xu Damao, who were standing unsteadily, their cheeks were red, and they secretly said in their hearts: How much liquor did Xu Damao and Silly Zhu drink, and they were drunk like this, they were Jia Zhang's opponents, don't be asked to go back by Jia Zhang's words at that time.
I don't hope you're good, I hope you're unlucky, the neighbors are all thinking like this.
Some people also looked at Yi Zhonghai who was crowded in the crowd, you are in charge, the affairs of the middle court, don't you come forward?
Yi Zhonghai's eyes were actually on Jia Zhang's body, and when he learned from his aunt's mouth that he might have been dumped, Yi Zhonghai suspected Jia Zhang's.
In the entire courtyard, the biggest contradiction with Yi Zhonghai is Jia Zhang's.
The root is Qin Huairu.
Jia Zhang's has always suspected Yi Zhonghai's motives for arranging Qin Huairu to marry Jia Dongxu, and he thinks that Yi Zhonghai did not have good intentions, and it is not ruled out that Jia Zhang's idea of disgusting Yi Zhonghai by reporting the deaf old lady.
"Silly Zhu, if you don't give me an explanation today, my wife is not finished with you, and my wife is not easy to bully."
"Who are you?"
"I'm Jia Zhang, Qin Huairu's mother-in-law, Jia Dongxu's mother." Jia Zhang's waist crossed, "If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I'll move the sewing machine back, this is our Jia family's sewing machine." ”
"Three mothers?" Xu Damao pointed at Jia Zhang's family, turned his face towards Yan Fugui and said, "Three masters, how did the three mothers become like this, why do they have two heads." ”
Yan Fugui couldn't cry or laugh.
Jia Zhang became his daughter-in-law of Yan Fugui.
This is something that can only be encountered without virtue.
knew that Silly Zhu and Xu Damao had drunk too much, and they didn't bother to bother with the two.
"Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, the two of you have drunk too much."
It was true that he drank too much, and the neighbors could see it clearly, Xu Damao and Silly Zhu regarded each other as their own leaning objects, and did not let themselves collapse to the ground.
"Boss Yan, how much did Zhu Zi and Xu Damao drink, and why did they drink like this?"
Yi Zhonghai jumped through the crowd.
No way.
With so many people in front of you, it is impossible to pretend to be an ostrich.
Yan Fugui was a little embarrassed, but he didn't hide it.
"Silly Zhu and Xu Damao drank more than a pound of liquor each, if I hadn't stopped them, I guess I would have to drink a pound."
The scene remembered the sound of gasping.
One person has more than one pound of liquor.
Properly drunk.
Some people watched the drama and looked at Jia Zhang's, drunk people can do anything, but there was an incident where a stupid pillar got drunk and beat Yi Zhonghai a few years ago.
Don't wait for Jia Zhang's sewing machine to succeed in blackmailing, but was beaten up by a stupid pillar.
"Why did you drink so much again, even if the old lady was arrested, she wouldn't be so celebrated."
Yi Zhonghai punned on the temptation of everyone present.
In the eyes of Yi Zhonghai.
These people in the courtyard are all suspicious, and they are suspected of reporting the deaf old lady, but Jia Zhang's suspicion is the biggest one.
"Lao Yi, it's not to celebrate the old lady being arrested, or it's okay, drink some wine, just now Silly Zhu and Xu Damao also said, saying that the old lady has committed any taboos, why did someone report the old lady at both ends of the three days, and said that if the compound goes on like this, the civilized courtyard will be useless."
Yan Fugui hurriedly explained.
The patriarchal style, and you can't beat the deaf old lady to death, if the deaf old lady comes back and asks him Yan Fugui to settle accounts, Yan Fugui really has no tricks to take the deaf old lady.
I didn't see Yi Zhonghai wanting to dump the deaf old lady, trying in vain to let the stupid pillar take over the pot, but he never succeeded.
"Boss Yan, you are the third manager of our compound, you are persuading Zhuzi and Xu Damao, one person has more than one pound of liquor, don't have an accident."
The hypocrite forgets that there are two drunks in front of him, and the drunken person, stimulated by alcohol, will produce this rebellious mentality, and the words that he did not dare to say and the things he did not dare to do in the past will be vented in such a way that the volcano that has accumulated for many years will be vented in this way with the blessing of the strength of the alcohol.
That is, it is often said that wine strengthens the bear's gall.
If you drink too much wine, who will still be an uncle.
I'm the biggest one who drinks a lot.
"Who are you?" Xu Damao was unhappy when he heard Yi Zhonghai preach Yan Fugui, "We drink wine and don't care about what you do, and we don't worry about salty radishes." ”
"Silly Mao, what are you doing?" Silly Zhu drunkenly said to Xu Damao: "How can you talk to Uncle Yi like this and apologize." ”
Xu Damao knelt down towards a wall next to him, and there were three bangs on the bang.
"Uncle Yi, I'm sorry, I drank too much Xu Damao, I kowtowed to you."
Speechless expression.
Instantly, the cheeks of the neighbors were covered.
Yi Zhonghai stood outside the house.
You Xu Damao kowtowed to the wall in the door.
"No, why am I in bed?"
Yan Fugui dragged Xu Damao up.
"Three masters." Xu Damao had a smile on his face, and said to the stupid pillar: "It's still hello." ”
"Silly Mao, did you drink too much? The three masters are standing outside, what are you calling me the three masters, and I am like you Xu Damao's three masters? ”
The direction of the stupid pillar's finger is Yi Zhonghai.
"It's the three masters outside, who is inside?" Xu Damao glanced at Yan Fugui a few times, "How can I look at him like the three masters, and the outside doesn't look like the three masters." ”
"Silly Mao, you drank too much, you were dazzled, and the three masters outside."
"I'm sorry for the three masters." Xu Damao said to Yi Zhonghai: "That's not right, the first uncle was still there just now, why is the first uncle missing." ”
"Where did Uncle Yi go?" Silly Zhu began to rummage through Xu Damao's pocket, "Did you hide Uncle Yi in this pocket, I warn you, you hurry up and get Uncle Yi out for me, or I will whip you." ”
Singing and talking.
made Jia Zhang an outsider.
The old goddess had an idea.
Who am I?
What am I here for?
I'm here to ask for Jia's sewing machine.
"Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, don't pretend to be drunk for me, my wife will ask you a word, you still haven't returned this sewing machine?"
"Oops." Silly Zhu pointed at Jia Zhang, "Why did she grow a dog's head?" ”
Let's talk.
The rummaging through the cabinet grabbed a kitchen knife.
Those who watch the play and those who don't watch the play have their hearts raised to their throats.
Even the person concerned, Jia Zhang, had the hair on her head standing on end one by one, and she found that her sloppy tricks were nothing in front of the two drunks.
If Silly Zhu was really drunk, he did this business that he didn't dare to do in the past, such as hurting Jia Zhang's family, beating Jia Zhang's family, etc., Jia Zhang's would have no place to cry.
The old pious woman didn't need to be advised, she ran away, ran out of the stupid pillar's house, turned around and hid behind Yi Zhonghai, looking like she wanted to use Yi Zhonghai to block the gun.
Yi Zhonghai began to scold his mother in his heart, with your Jia Zhang's life, I, Yi Zhonghai, can casually block things for your Jia Zhang's family.
What a person.
"Mrs. Jia, you let go of my hand."
In order to ensure his safety, Jia Zhang hid behind Yi Zhonghai, and grabbed Yi Zhonghai's two arms fiercely with both hands.
"Uncle He, you have to take care of the stupid pillar, my wife just came to the door to ask for our family's sewing machine, and the stupid pillar used a kitchen knife to cut me, he didn't take you to heart."
While using Yi Zhonghai to block the gun, he didn't forget to put eye medicine on the stupid pillar.
"Jia Zhang, can you have a face? What is your sewing machine, it is your Dongxu who lost the new bicycle of the stupid pillar, there is no trick, and the sewing machine is lost to the stupid pillar, and the stupid pillar also said that if you want a sewing machine, you can, return the new bicycle of the other family, or directly pay the money of the stupid pillar. ”
Lao Yang in the front yard who rode a silly pillar bicycle on his wedding day.
Helped Silly Zhu say a few fair words.
"Old Yang Tou, what does it matter to you, don't think that if your family marries a prostitute daughter-in-law, your old Yang Tou will be superior."
"Mrs. Jia, if you want to follow in the footsteps of the deaf old lady, you can say whatever you want."
"Uncle He, my wife is crazy, my wife is confused, let's talk about sewing machines now, why do stupid pillars want our sewing machines?"
"Shut up for me." Yi Zhonghai, who tried to struggle a few times, did not break free of Jia Zhang's hands, turned his face and said to the stupid pillar who was advancing step by step: "Pillar, what are you doing?" ”
"Uncle One?" Silly Zhu was stunned for a moment, and Cancan said, "Didn't you just be put up in Xu Damao's crotch?" When did you run out, Xu Damao, don't look for it, Uncle Yi came out, I warn you Xu Damao, if you put Uncle Yi in the crotch of your pants again, I will really pump you. ”
Yi Zhonghai really didn't know how to respond to Silly Zhu's words.
Rejoice.
What Silly Zhu said, it was as if Yi Zhonghai had become a dispensable egg, and he used a modified word on the crotch.
Not happy.
Silly Zhu's words are full of the meaning of maintaining Yi Zhonghai.
Drink like a fish.
No tricks.
You can't be like a drunkard who has drunk too much, and it seems that you have no virtue.
Drunk and clear.
Silly Zhu's words, Yi Zhonghai's happy emotions overwhelmed this unhappy emotion, so he rushed to Silly Zhu to defend Yi Zhonghai's idea, and Yi Zhonghai couldn't say a bad word for Silly Zhu.
"Pillar, you haven't said why you're carrying a kitchen knife."
Silly Zhu squeezed out a mysterious smile on his face, and said to Yi Zhonghai: "Uncle Yi, I will tell you alone, I won't say anything else, just now the mother-in-law of the Jia family came to our house, and I found that the mother-in-law of the Jia family had a dog's head on it, and I had no other thoughts, so I wanted to chop off the dog head of the Jia Zhang family." ”
Jia Zhang, who was hiding behind Yi Zhonghai.
Shivering.
The leg is also numb.
Scared.
She touched her head with her hand, how can this be a dog's head, I can't be a standard human head, if the stupid pillar is up and down, Jia Zhang's still has a living head.
"Silly pillar, you are talking nonsense, I am not a dog's head."
Silly Zhu's gaze fell on Yi Zhonghai's body.
Feeling the stupid pillar's unkind gaze, Yi Zhonghai let out a sigh in his heart, and a bad thought came to him.
I'm Nima.
Silly Zhu won't think that I, Yi Zhonghai, am pretending to be Jia Zhang's family.
If this is a misunderstanding.
It's a lot of fun.
In a word, are you afraid of a drunk who drinks too much and carries a kitchen knife?
"He M, dare to pretend to be an uncle in front of me He Yuzhu, I have to teach you a lesson, Jia Zhang, you give me your life."
Silly Zhu punched Yi Zhonghai in the head.
I didn't use a kitchen knife.
It was because the kitchen knife in Silly Zhu's hand was taken away by Yan Fugui.
The stupid pillar who drank too much wine was really as powerful as a cow, looking like Li Yuanba, he hit Yi Zhonghai to the ground with one punch, and Jia Zhang, who was hiding behind Yi Zhonghai, coincidentally acted as a cushion for Yi Zhonghai to fall to the ground, and his head accidentally hit this small stone, and the old goddess let out a terrible scream from her mouth.
"Mrs. Jia, if you dare to pretend to be an uncle, I will kill you."
Silly Zhu's feet followed and kicked towards Yi Zhonghai.
His mouth was still swearing fragrantly.
"I'll let you pretend to be an uncle, I'll kill your dog's Jia Zhang, who gave you the dog guts, pretending to be an uncle, I'll kick you to death."
Caught off guard.
Yi Zhonghai, who was beaten to the ground by a stupid pillar, could only protect his head with both hands, and at the same time curled up his body as much as possible.
I want to die if I am wronged.
This one hits.
It's really in vain.
You're like an alcoholic who drinks too much.
You fall.
What's more, the scolding in Silly Zhu's mouth shows Silly Zhu's attitude, it is not Yi Zhonghai who is beaten, but Jia Zhang, who is pretending to be Yi Zhonghai.
is also lucky, he only used his fists and feet to greet Yi Zhonghai, and did not use the kitchen knife.
After such a while, Yi Zhonghai didn't know how many punches and kicks he had received from Silly Zhu, but then he came to his senses and knew that he couldn't continue to block the disaster for Jia Zhang's family, Yi Zhonghai rolled a donkey, rolled to the side, avoided Silly Zhu's punches and kicks, and exposed the old pious woman who acted as Yi Zhonghai's protective mat in front of Silly Zhu.
"Uncle He, what are you hiding?"
Jia Zhang also resented Yi Zhonghai for dodging and pushing himself in front of the stupid pillar.
Just after complaining a few words, Silly Zhu's fist rained down on Jia Zhang's body, knocking back the complaining words that Jia Zhang's was going to say later.
Onlookers.
No one stood up to say anything fair.
All watching.
Watching the scene of the stupid pillar beating Jia Dongxu, outsiders look at it, it's nothing, after all, there is no blood relationship, Jia Dongxu is the son of Jia Zhang's family, and he is indifferent to seeing Jia Zhang's family being besieged by Silly Zhu, which is a bit too much to say, when I think of the Jia family's animal style, many people are relieved.
Jia Zhang's was kicked by the stupid pillar I don't know how many times, and his buttocks were all swollen.
The root of the tooth of the gas is itchy.
The only sound in his mouth was the sound of crying.
I want a sewing machine.
Is it that hard?
"Silly pillar, stop fighting, watch your fists." Xu Damao staggered to the stupid pillar and pointed to Jia Zhang, who was beaten on the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, "We are brothers, and if we are brothers, we have to advance and retreat together, Mrs. Jia is unreasonable, and I, who is a brother, have to stand up for you." ”
Yan Fugui who was watching the play on the side.
I don't know what to say.
If he remembered correctly, it seems that Xu Damao almost admitted that Silly Zhu became a godfather, but it was a loss that things were not done, otherwise the fun of the courtyard would have been watched, thinking about the scene when Xu Damao saw Silly Zhu shouting Silly Pillar Godfather, laughter couldn't help but fly out of Yan Fugui's mouth.
Yi Zhonghai on the ground.
The heart is cool and cool.
I was beaten by a stupid pillar, and you Yan Fugui still have the heart to laugh.
"Lao Yi, I'm not laughing at you!"
Yi Zhonghai didn't speak, turned over and got up from the ground.
I've been beaten, what's there to be embarrassed about.
It's nothing more than a shame.
Liu Haizhong felt that he had to stand up, Yi Zhonghai was beaten, Yan Fugui couldn't explain it and hid aside, and he was left with a housekeeper in the entire courtyard.
"Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, look at the good things you did, you didn't say anything about beating Jia Zhang's family, you also beat an uncle, did you still take our few stewards to heart?"
Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao.
Xu Damao looked at the stupid pillar.
Qi asked.
"Who are you?"
"My second uncle."
Silly Zhu smiled.
Xu Damao also smiled.
"The co-author is the second uncle, the second uncle, what did you just say?"
Everyone watched the drama and looked at the bangs.
Knowing that Silly Zhu and Xu Damao drank too much, you are still pretending to be a deflated calf here and setting up a stinky shelf for the second master in charge.
Don't be beaten by Silly Zhu and Xu Damao at that time.
"I said, why did you beat Jia Zhang? Look at the beating of Jia Zhang's family? ”
The bangs couldn't help but laugh too.
Pig-headed Jia Zhang's.
It is not common in the courtyard.
Silly Zhu burped and said, "Why is Jia Zhang's pretending to be an uncle?" You can pretend to be anyone, but you can't pretend to be an uncle, and whoever has a bad reputation will beat whoever you want. ”
I don't know how many punches and kicks I took from the stupid pillar on the side.
Neither is crying.
Not crying is not either.
Silly pillar.
Thank you for your kindness.
"His second uncle, you have to call the shots for me, Silly Zhu robbed our family's new sewing machine, my wife came to ask for a sewing machine, Silly Zhu not only didn't give my wife a sewing machine, he also beat me, you see, what he made me look like."
Jia Zhang's back was beaten into a pig's cheek, and his heart was ruthless, if Silly Zhu didn't give Jia Zhang's an explanation this time, he would let Silly Zhu compensate a sum of money.
"You can't just leave it at that."
"Jia Zhang, what do you want?"
"The sewing machine was given to our Jia family, and my wife is not an unreasonable person, as long as the sewing machine is given to our Jia family, our Jia family will not investigate the matter of stupid Zhu beating my wife this time."
"What about the stupid pillar's bicycle?" It was Lao Yang Tou who spoke for the stupid pillar again, "You can't lose the stupid pillar's bicycle in Dongxubai." ”
"What's the matter with you?"
"The road is uneven, someone steps on it, you can't see it, say a few words, have an opinion?"
It's not just opinions.
The opinion is big.
The sewing machine is placed in the silly pillar's house, and the neighbors can use it, and it is placed in Jia Zhang's house, according to Jia Zhang's virtue, which is equivalent to cutting off the back road of the courtyard neighbors to call the sewing machine.
The neighbors naturally stood at the moment of Lao Yang's head.
The pressure is given to the bangs.
Bangs suddenly regretted a little.
This Nima can do it.
It doesn't matter if it's a bicycle or a sewing machine, it's a matter of three or four million.
Is it to make the stupid pillar not want the bike? Or did you let the Jia family not want a sewing machine?
Millions of things.
Say no, don't.
What is his bangs, why did the stupid Zhu and the Jia family listen to the words of the bangs, think about it, and say a word in the bangs as an outsider.
"The sewing machine was compensated to the stupid pillar because Jia Dongxu lost someone's stupid pillar bicycle, Jia Zhang's, you quickly let people go to find the bicycle, find the stupid pillar's bicycle, and compensate the bicycle for a stupid pillar, if the stupid pillar is occupying your Jia family's sewing machine, I will definitely criticize him then."
Jia Zhang was completely dumbfounded.
Also stupid column bikes.
If the Jia family really had the ability to return the stupid bicycle, Jia Zhang's would not be so shameless and try to drag the entire courtyard into the water.
Just because the Jia family couldn't afford to pay for the stupid pillar's bicycle, they had no tricks, and they wanted to get back the sewing machine that originally belonged to the Jia family through this means.
Lose your bike.
To say it is to say nothing.
Jia Zhang wanted to say something, but found that the bangs that were not good slipped away, and the people in the courtyard also dispersed, Yan Fugui ran away, and Yi Zhonghai returned to the house.
Seeing that no one cares about themselves.
Jia Zhang's felt a word.
Bitter.
I was beaten for nothing, and I didn't get my shit done, so I was cheap.
Qin Huairu kindly came over to support Jia Zhang's family, but was pushed aside by Jia Zhang's family, and he didn't know what to say in his mouth, anyway, Qin Huairu's face instantly became unsightly.
Yi Zhonghai, who rushed back to the house first, and enjoyed the treatment of an aunt's hot towel on his face, saw the scene of Qin Huairu being pushed away by Jia Zhang's through the glass, and couldn't help but shake his head.
It is difficult for a clean official to cut off family affairs.
Let him be.
"Old man, who did you learn from that stupid pillar drank too much wine and beat people? I remember that Daqing doesn't seem to have this problem. ”
Yi Zhonghai really didn't know how to answer his wife's question.
Silly Zhu was drunk twice and beat him twice, the first time was to recognize Yi Zhonghai as Xu Damao, beat Yi Zhonghai, this time tonight, it was because of Jia Zhang's sake, Yi Zhonghai was beaten by Silly Zhu for no reason.
"Could it be that you learned from Xu Damao?"
Yi Zhonghai pondered for a moment.
approved the answer of his wife.
Before He Daqing left, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao were really opposed, the Silly Pillar at that time was enthusiastic about the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai, which made the deaf old lady mistakenly think that the stupid pillar was the guarantee for her to enjoy her old age, and also made Yi Zhonghai mistakenly think that he could throw the burden of the deaf old lady to the stupid pillar.
After He Daqing left, the relationship between Silly Zhu and Xu Damao was really rapidly heating up visible to the naked eye, and he was not enthusiastic about the deaf old lady, so he opened the relationship with Yi Zhonghai and his family, and Yi Zhonghai's plan to dump the stupid pillar was inexplicable.
(End of chapter)