Chapter 99 Jia Gui Arrives at the Door, Jia Zhang's Brain Supplement (Revised)
Application for remarriage of widows.
The form was filled out and handed to the street.
Jia Zhang's mouth is hard to speak.
Proper yellow mud falls off the crotch of his pants, and it's not but either.
Anyone who dares to say that he will not marry, the face of the street king must be very unsightly.
wrote an application, and someone brought it to you, you said that you would not marry, which is equivalent to teasing the stuffy son of Lao Wang on the street, after all, Lao Wang didn't know that Jia Zhang's application was written by Xu Damao behind Jia Zhang's back.
Xu Damao, the turtle grandson, actually awakened the thief saint gene that only the stick terrier has, and unknowingly sent out an application form from Lao Wang.
In the name of helping, doing this immoral thing.
Only I am in the courtyard Xu Damao also.
This trick.
High.
Silly Zhu's eyes looked at Xu Damao, who was filling out the form carefully, he now had an idea, Xu Damao, who was currently lying on the table to help Jia Zhang's family fill out the application form for single motherhood to pursue happiness, was Xu Damao, the desperate opponent who didn't deal with Silly Zhu in his previous life?
Give the feeling of silly pillars.
A little stunned.
It's as if the Xu Damao in front of him is not Xu Damao.
The wind and fire are coming.
Go in a hurry.
After writing the application form, Xu Damao did not show up in the courtyard for several days.
As a necessary member of the courtyard, Xu Damao's non-appearance made the courtyard a rare few days to say that it was dull, and it was a little uneventful.
A few inconsequential things happen.
The first case, Jia Dongxu, who was arrested because of the sound box incident, was released back after being educated by the street, at the cost of confiscating the sound box, and I heard that the rolling mill also gave Jia Dongxu a big mistake.
Yi Zhonghai was also hard, he spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy the sound box, he was reluctant to listen to it, and sent it to Jia's family, not only did he not exchange Yi Zhonghai for the friendship of the Jia family, but also inexplicably caused a commotion.
In the second case, Qin Huairu returned to Jia's house from the hospital, and the child in her belly was gone, but it did not affect the subsequent childbirth, but she needed bed rest for a few days.
Jia Zhang's uncharacteristically bought a chicken for Qin Huairu, and let Qin Huairu drink chicken soup for a few days, and Jia Zhang's was not willing to eat chicken, saying that this chicken was Qin Huairu, so that Qin Huairu had to take care of his body no matter what, and strive to give Dongxu a big fat boy in the coming year.
It can be called a big monster in the courtyard.
The evil mother-in-law suddenly stopped being evil.
Qin Huairu also promised with tears in her eyes that she would take care of her body, and she had to let Jia Zhang hug this big fat grandson.
Jia Zhang's happily booked the name of the stick terrier.
Third, the contradiction between the deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai, and the Jia family has intensified a little in the past few days.
The reason was the chicken that the Jia family bought to replenish Qin Huairu's body.
The deaf old lady who had eaten the little two-month-old wowotou and cabbage soup found Yi Zhonghai and said that she wanted to eat something good.
Yi Zhonghai was worried about the matter with the Jia family, and he didn't know where to vent his anger, so he didn't agree to the deaf old lady's idea of eating meat.
The deaf old lady turned her face and went to Jia's house, sat at Jia's house and didn't leave, all kinds of hints, implying that she wanted to eat chicken.
Jia Zhang's family also lacked morality, and deliberately pretended not to understand the meaning of the deaf old lady's words, and then he couldn't hold on anymore and pushed the deaf old lady out of Jia's house.
In the process of pushing out the door, the old woman used a little more force and pushed the deaf old lady to sit on top of the child's feces.
The deaf old lady had a big quarrel with Jia Zhang's family, saying that Jia Zhang's family did not take her, the ancestor of the compound, to heart, and asked Yi Zhonghai to hold a meeting in the compound.
Fourth, Jia Zhang's remarriage.
didn't show up in the courtyard for several days, and the stupid pillar mistakenly thought that Xu Damao was just a villain who was playing tricks, and appeared in the courtyard.
As soon as the turtle sun entered the courtyard, he made a look at the stupid pillar that you are waiting to see a good show.
In the stupid and bewildered eyes of the stupid pillar, a figure that made the stupid pillar remember it fresh came into the eyes of the stupid pillar.
Captain Jia Guijia.
Captain Jia, who appeared in the courtyard at this time, should have undergone some self-grooming, with a black forward hat on his head, an earthy gray tunic, grass-green pants on his legs, a pair of bull-headed cloth shoes on his feet, and a box of snacks in his hands.
The feeling of silly pillars is that he doesn't look like a prince when he wears a dragon robe, with hats, shirts, pants, etc., revealing a strong sense of disobedience everywhere.
It was as if the clothes were not put on the body of a man, but on the body of this beast.
That's not right.
Captain Jia ascended to the courtyard.
He also carried a box of snacks in his hand.
It's a ridiculous thing.
Silly Zhu was stunned.
The people in the courtyard were also stunned.
I vaguely remember that these people in the courtyard had nothing to do with Jia Gui.
Other words.
Jia Gui should not have chosen to visit the courtyard on Sundays.
What's the matter?
Why?
Everyone was puzzled.
Silly Zhu's gaze shifted from Jia Gui's body to Xu Damao's body, I don't know if it was because he knew Xu Damao too well, Silly Zhu always felt that Jia Gui's visit to the courtyard had a great relationship with Xu Damao, and he suddenly thought of the widow's remarriage application written by Xu Damao in front of him a few days ago.
The heart moves.
Isn't Jia Guimo the one who came to go on a blind date with Jia Zhang?
Look further.
The more I feel like I'm right.
Xu Damao, a villain who is pure and lacks morality, really disgusted the Jia family to death, he didn't do it sooner rather than later, but he chose Sunday to do it, and he M In front of Jia Dongxu's son, he openly let Jia Zhang's blind date Jia Guijia Captain.
Silly Zhu remembered the words he had said to Jia Dongxu at the beginning, Jia Dongxu called your stepfather uncle? Or call Dad? Or is it called grandpa?
Taking advantage of the opportunity for everyone to be stunned, Silly Zhu grabbed Xu Damao's left cuff with his hand, and said in a low voice in his mouth that only the two of them could hear: "Xu Damao, you kid is really good, you really found a wife for Jia Zhang's family, where did you get such a good person, this looks terrible in broad daylight, I tell you, this matter is estimated to be unsuccessful, Jia Zhang's virtue is not at all, you don't look down on Captain Jia Guijia at all, your hard work is in vain." ”
"Silly Zhu, you make my buddy sad too much, buddy is not really to find a stepwife for Jia Zhang's family, and find a stepfather for Jia Dongxu, buddy just wants to disgust Jia Zhang's family, let the Jia family know the consequences of offending me Xu Damao, and Jia Gui He is not what I found, I met it inadvertently on the street, Jia Gui asked me where the courtyard was, saying that he came to the courtyard to go on a blind date with Jia Zhang's family, and my buddy kindly pointed out the way to Jia Gui's courtyard, I tell you, there are people who are blind date with Jia Zhang's family in the back."
The stupid pillar brain is buzzing.
He thought that Jia Gui came to Jia Zhang's blind date because of Xu Damao's handiwork.
Co-authoring is not.
I didn't hear Xu Damao say that there were still people coming to go on a blind date with Jia Zhang's family later.
Today for Jia Zhang.
Absolutely unexpected surprise, inexplicably on a blind date, and two blind dates in a row.
Presumably, Jia Zhang's reputation will become an after-dinner conversation in the courtyard and surrounding hutongs in the near future.
Jia Dongxu will also make a name for himself in the rolling mill.
I just don't know if someone will ask Jia Dongxu, what are you optimistic about that stepfather!
"You're really getting it?"
"When did I tell you a lie?" Xu Damao, who spoke to the stupid pillar, pointed to Jia Zhang, who was standing in the courtyard watching the play, and said to Jia Gui: "This Comrade Jia, the chubby middle-aged woman opposite, she is the Jia Zhang you are looking for." ”
Find your own!
Jia Zhang's gaze fell on the dim sum in Jia Gui's hand.
There is a clear word on the snack wrapper.
The dim sum of the time-honored brand Jufu in the capital, the things that were paid tribute to the emperor back then, were very expensive and tasted very fragrant, and Jia Zhang's family had never eaten them anyway.
The old goddess pondered the origin of Jia Gui, and she was sure that she did not have such a relative as Jia Gui in her impression, and she was not a relative of the Jia family with this unprecedented appearance.
Think about it.
Could it be a relative who hasn't moved around before!
The appearance is ugly, and the two families have never interacted. Either his background is not good, Lao Jia was afraid that it would affect his family's future, so he didn't tell Jia Zhang's family that he had such a relative.
I heard that Jia Dongxu married his daughter-in-law and came to visit his relatives with a snack from Jufu.
Juford's dim sum is not cheap.
Jia Zhang's brain made up an answer on his own.
The surname is Jia, and there is money, otherwise I can't afford to buy Jufu's dim sum.
Jia Gui, Lao Jia, and Xiao Jia are all members of the Jia family.
"I'm Jia Zhang, are you?"
"I'm Jia Gui."
Jia Gui smiled and agreed, and walked towards Jia Zhang's family.
Xu Damao took this opportunity to quickly clear his suspicions.
"Aunt Jia, Jia Gui is really a relative of your family? It's good if it's your relatives, don't shout for a while that it's not your relatives, and you want to find my Xu Damao's account. ”
Jia Zhang, who was occupied by the brain monster, was convinced of the speculation of Jia Gui's own relatives, and she didn't taste the specific meaning of Xu Damao's words at all, so she replied a few words.
"Xu Damao, look at what you said, there are still people who recognize relatives indiscriminately these years? It's really a relative of our family, I haven't seen it for many years, I didn't think about it for a while, it's a relative of our family, and I won't look for your account, my wife can't thank you, otherwise I can see our relatives. ”
Jia Zhang's face twisted to greet Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu.
"Brother Jia, this is my son, his name is Dongxu, he works in the rolling mill, and that is his daughter-in-law, her name is Qin Huairu, a country girl, what are you looking at, pour water for your uncle."
Jia Gui handed the dim sum to Jia Zhang.
Jia Zhang took it and saw that it was really a dim sum of great fortune, and handed it to Jia Dongxu casually.
Knowing the son Mo Ruomu.
As the son of Jia Zhang's family, of course Jia Dongxu knows what Jia Zhang's family is thinking, and he is also greedy for this thing, and there are two opponents, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao.
For the sake of display, he deliberately opened the dim sum in front of outsiders, and twelve pieces of dim sum embroidered with zodiac patterns were neatly placed inside.
The deaf old lady exclaimed, "Zodiac." ”
"Old lady, you are really a eater, this is the zodiac sign of Jufud."
"My old lady has heard of the zodiac signs of Jufu, but she has never eaten it, these are all tributes to the emperor and queen in the palace, it is very delicious to look at, when you are old, you will be hungry for these things, but this leg and foot, it is inconvenient, and it can't go such a long way, otherwise my old lady said that she would have to go to Jufu to buy some snacks they made."
The deaf old lady is tricking the Jia family, and the dim sum is opened, my deaf old lady said so, you don't hurry up to give my old lady a piece.
Jia Zhang deliberately pretended not to hear it, and covered the dim sum casually.
"Old sister, why are you covering it, eat, this snack has to be eaten while it's hot." Jia Gui urged, "I bought it for you to eat, and if it's not enough, I'm going to buy it." ”
My family knows my own business.
Know that you are ugly.
I'm worried that people won't get married.
Jia Gui, who has always been confused, rarely moved his brain and made a trick of cooking raw rice and cooked rice, as long as the Jia family eats his snacks, this marriage is equivalent to a decided.
This was the idea given to him by the Golden Label.
Jia Zhang's family didn't think about Jia Gui's greed for his body, and thought that Jia Gui was a relative of their Jia family who had never moved.
People came to the door today with snacks, and they really came to visit relatives.
had a showy mind to make trouble, so according to Jia Gui's advice, he ate dim sum, and praised Jia Gui with a smile while eating.
"Or my brother Jia Gui loves my old sister-in-law, knowing that I have never enjoyed it in my life, I specially bought such an expensive dim sum to see me, this box of dim sum is eaten, my wife is dead, and she is satisfied."
The appearance of the Jia family's eating made the deaf old lady who was already greedy want to stop, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and ordered Yi Zhonghai's general.
"Zhonghai!"
Yi Zhonghai looked at the deaf old lady.
scolded the deaf old lady's eight-generation ancestors in his heart.
This mouth.
I don't know when I won't be greedy.
Typical remember to eat but not to remember.
After two months of being a man with his tail between his legs, he began to play moths again.
Yi Zhonghai can't afford to lose this person.
The deaf old lady saw that Yi Zhonghai ignored him, and saw Silly Zhu and Xu Damao standing aside watching the play, so she shouted Silly Zhu, the intention was to let Silly Zhu help him come out and ask the Jia family for this Jufu's dim sum, or let Silly Zhu pay for her to buy a box of Jufu's dim sum.
Silly Zhu smiled and replied to the deaf old lady, "Old lady, if you really want to eat, you can give me money in a while, and I will ride a bicycle to help you run, and I have to let you eat this huge fortune of snacks." ”
"What do you say?" The deaf old lady instantly used her skill to pretend to be deaf, "You're going to buy me a snack for Jufu, silly pillar, you're such a good boy." ”
"This old lady is really willing to let me spend money, the key is that we don't have money." Silly Zhu didn't answer the deaf old lady's stubble, "I can't buy it for you if I want to." ”
Think about it.
This is Yi Zhonghai's business, Yi Zhonghai doesn't care about you, you look for me, I owe you.
"Uncle Yi, the old lady is hungry for Jufu's snacks, you must have heard what you said just now, let me pay for her to buy Jufud's snacks, to put it mildly, I am now the donkey dung egg, the surface is bright, look at my family has everything, bicycles, sewing machines, radios, cameras, in fact I really have no money, there is a famine outside, and I want to give the old lady something good to eat."
Yi Zhonghai heard what Silly Zhu said.
Instantly helpless.
It was obviously Yi Zhonghai's routine of kidnapping everyone, but at this time, it was used by the stupid pillar on Yi Zhonghai's body, and Yi Zhonghai couldn't refute it.
The moonlight recognized in the quadrangle.
These people in the courtyard privately rumored that Silly Zhu was still young after all, and he couldn't control himself, so he spent money indiscriminately, and when Silly Zhu married a daughter-in-law in the future, he would be able to control his daughter-in-law, and he would be fine if he spent money indiscriminately.
its intent.
Let the tigress educate the silly pillar.
"Pillars."
"Uncle Yi." The big stick of stupid Zhu Daodao's kidnapping hit Yi Zhonghai's head, "I have lived in a compound for so many years, I know your character, you are thrifty, an aunt is thrifty, and the key is that those people outside chew the root of their tongue indiscriminately, I don't know who passed it on these days, saying that you live with the old lady, and you don't give the old lady a good meal every day, and you don't have to worry about the old lady's nest and cabbage soup, and when the old lady falls asleep, the people in the courtyard are asleep, you and the two of you eat quietly with an aunt, anyway, I don't believe it, don't blame me, a junior, for saying you, You give the old lady something to eat, we have to plug the source of this rumor. ”
A pun intended.
That is, the hypocrite.
also provoked the relationship between the Jia family and Yi Zhonghai.
Silly Zhu deliberately used a modified word these days.
In the past few days, Yi Zhonghai has had a conflict with the Jia family, and the deaf old lady seems to have had a conflict with Yi Zhonghai.
Inside and out, it's a stupid pillar to make a profit.
Xu Damao's eyes flashed with small stars and looked at the stupid pillar.
Boy.
This is fooling hypocrites in the opposite direction.
"You are the steward of our courtyard, you represent the face of our courtyard, you can't let you be charged with abusing the old lady, we juniors are looking at you, you have to be a qualified example for us juniors, or you can pay for this chicken, duck and fish or something, my chef, I will definitely let the old lady eat well, and let you and your aunt eat beautifully."
Yan Fugui and Xu Damao immediately came to their senses.
This routine.
They are familiar and cannot be familiar.
Guess with your toes, you know what the stupid pillar is going to do.
Nominally, it was to cook for a deaf old lady.
In fact, the stupid pillar is to buy the wool of the sea again.
Last year, Yi Zhonghai carried half a catty of pork and asked Silly Zhu to make meat dishes for the deaf old lady, and Silly Zhu gave Yan Fugui two taels of pork, and used the remaining three taels of pork to let the deaf old lady eat a beauty, and the meal of Silly Zhu and Yushui was also solved by the way.
Typical anti-vampiric routine.
If Yi Zhonghai really accepted the suggestion of the stupid pillar, Yan Fugui thought that he could make a profit, and Xu Damao also thought that he could take advantage.
The courtyard house belongs to the two of them, and they have a good relationship with Silly Zhu.
"Silly Zhu, you are really thoughtful, when the time comes, who dares to say that the old lady will not give the old lady a good meal, I Xu Damao will beat him to death."
Silly Mao actively cooperated with Silly Zhu, and he looked at the Jia family defiantly.
It invisibly corroborates what Silly Zhu said earlier, 'Someone has spread rumors to Yi Zhonghai in the past few days'.
Yi Zhonghai's eyes also looked at the Jia family.
Because of that radio and Qin Huairu's miscarriage, Jia Zhang's quarrel with Yi Zhonghai is very strong, if what Silly Zhu and Xu Damao said is true.
The person who spread the rumor to him was Jia Zhang.
Yan Fugui also intervened.
"Xu Damao, silly pillar, what are you doing here? The first uncle has his own considerations, the third uncle knows that you are kind, and he is worried that the reputation of the first uncle will be damaged, your kindness, the first uncle understands it, and arranges the old lady to eat, and the first uncle and the first aunt have arrangements in their hearts. ”
"Lady, I didn't expect it! I'm the villain! "Classic villain text, no virgin, the full text is cool, harem, Cao thief type, old author, quality is guaranteed.
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