Chapter 102 Silly Zhu: You Xu Damao want to be my brother-in-law
Many people hold this idea in the bangs, thinking that Jia Zhang's crying is a happy cry that can be remarried after hard work, only the initiator Xu Damao and the only insider Silly Zhu don't think so.
Jia Zhang's crying.
It's because Jia Zhang found that she was a little involuntarily.
In the pursuit of happiness in old age, Jia Zhang, one of the parties involved, actually said that it didn't count.
All the residents of the courtyard house, in the name of thinking about Jia Zhang's family, deprived Jia Zhang's right to say no, and these people also unanimously agreed that Jia Zhang's family would marry one of the three people, Wen San, An Jiahe, and Jia Gui.
What kind of happiness is this!
I feel very wronged.
Crying.
What made Jia Zhang's family feel helpless even more.
It was the people in the courtyard who misunderstood her crying.
Answered the lyrics.
Tears can't stop flowing!
Silly Zhu and Silly Mao glanced at each other, and chose to forget the truth in their hearts.
"Let's now carry out the second item of the conference, focusing on helping Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu, and at the same time report the matter of Jia Zhang's remarriage to Director Wang."
Emotions in the bangs.
It has risen a lot.
It's rare to feel like you've stepped on someone.
It looks as if he has become the steward of the courtyard.
In fact.
It's a ridiculous clown.
"In order to fully let Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu realize this mistake and know that they cannot deprive Jia Zhang's right to pursue happiness, the neighbors will carry out this assistance to Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu from now on."
Bangs looked around at everyone.
His eyes fell on Silly Zhu and Xu Damao.
This thing.
Silly Zhu and Xu Damao must take the lead.
Inside the quadrangle.
Silly Zhu and Xu Damao are not afraid of the Jia family, they catch Jia Zhang's family and beat him to death, and replace it with someone else, so they have to take care of Jia Zhang's splattering.
"Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, the two of you take the lead."
"The words of the second uncle, I have to abide by what I say, I will be the first to come."
Xu Damao raised his head and walked in front of Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu, and reprimanded the two of them deservedly, but whenever he could think of the words, Xu Damao greeted the heads of the two of them, what Jia Dongxu was ungrateful, what Qin Huairu ate inside and out, what beast couples don't care whether their old lady lives or dies, what is not a human thing, and so on, as long as it is a crime, Xu Damao's eyelids are not a matter of sudden.
Jia Dongxu was speechless.
Qin Huairu opened his mouth and stammered.
I feel that face is no longer face.
It became an ass.
Not long since.
She is a dignified village flower of Qinjia Village, Qin Huairu, and has had such a miserable experience.
The face is green.
Jia Dongxu almost thought the same thing, resenting these people in the courtyard, resenting Jia Zhang's family, and even more resentful of Yi Zhonghai, a hypocrite who hid aside and let things develop.
In the heart of the short-lived ghost, he is Yi Zhonghai's apprentice, and the apprentice's wife remarried, Yi Zhonghai, as a master and the housekeeper of the courtyard, has to stand up and help Jia Dongxu with a favor.
The courtyard has set up three stewards for more than two years, and has also held countless large and small courtyard conferences, as long as it is related to the Jia family, Yi Zhonghai will always find ways to favor the Jia family.
Jia Zhang's remarriage is such a big thing, so big that the Jia family is embarrassed, and it is so big that the courtyard conference focuses on discussion, but Yi Zhonghai chose to stand by and watch.
Jia Dongxu didn't care if Yi Zhonghai had any scruples, he thought that all this was actually a ghost done by Yi Zhonghai, and the degree of resentment against Yi Zhonghai once exceeded that of resentment against Jia Zhang.
As Yi Zhonghai's apprentice, he was so choked by Xu Damao.
The face is no longer a face.
Xu Damao's reprimand was like a sharp needle prick, which pierced the heart of the short-lived ghost and the scheming white lotus.
"Aunt Jia pulled you up with a handful of and urine, and married you a daughter-in-law, which is considered a complete merit, and she should have her own happiness, so she can't continue to let Aunt Yi be widowed for the sake of her own face."
Xu Damao lightly slapped himself with his right hand.
"Look at my mouth, I said that I was bald, and I told the first uncle to die, the first uncle is fine, and the first uncle has nothing to do with Aunt Jia."
Yi Zhonghai has a feeling that the city gate is on fire and the fish in the pond are affected.
They are all ready to lie down.
was also dragged out and stepped on another dish.
Yi Zhonghai can't have any objections to Jia Zhang's remarriage, otherwise it will be confirmed that Yi Zhonghai has an affair with Jia Zhang.
"Qin Huairu, you have to persuade Jia Dongxu well, don't hinder Aunt Jia from remarrying, let Aunt Jia bravely pursue her own happiness."
Xu Damao became a victorious hero.
He walked towards the stupid pillar with his hands raised.
Throw an encouragement to the stupid pillar with his eyes.
"I also said a few words, Aunt Jia's life is not good, her father died at the age of eight, her mother died at the age of nine, she grew up eating hundreds of meals, and finally married Dongxu and his father, and soon after Jia Dongxu was born, she became a widow, and she grabbed Jia Dongxu with feces and urine. I heard that the ruffians on the street and the hooligans in the road come every now and then, and the neighbors in the courtyard have this grievance. ”
Jia Dongxu's fist.
clenched together.
The description of Silly Zhu is about to describe Jia Zhang's as a half-closed door.
Too much deception.
"Jia Dongxu, what do you want to do with your fists? Co-author, do you still want to hit Aunt Jia? ”
The tone is aggravated.
The voice was also raised a lot.
"Aunt Jia has the right to pursue her own happiness, if you discourage Aunt Jia from remarrying because of your own face, I don't think the neighbors in the courtyard will agree."
"Well said."
"Why did Aunt Jia remarry after you Jia Dongxu married her daughter-in-law, the real reason is that she wanted to remarry at the beginning, but she was worried that you Jia Dongxu would be angry with this stepfather, so she thought that she would grit her teeth and feed you Jia Dongxu with a handful of and urine, I thought that you would grow up and get married, you can understand Aunt Jia's painstaking efforts, and Aunt Jia can also rest assured and bold to greet her stepwife in your blessings, but Jia Dongxu disagreed, and you Qin Huairu."
Look at this enemy of the previous life.
Silly Zhu's emotions were inexplicably excited.
"Qin Huairu, you are Jia Dongxu's daughter-in-law, but you are also Aunt Jia's daughter-in-law, as a woman, think about it, think about it, think about becoming a widow, with an oil bottle behind her, how to make a living? Is it difficult? People, think more about others, don't be so selfish. ”
Yi Zhonghai looked at Silly Zhu intently, and Silly Zhu's excitement about Qin Huairu just now was not missed by Yi Zhonghai at all.
A strange idea came to the mind of the hypocrite.
Silly Zhu shouldn't have thoughts about Qin Huairu.
Otherwise, how can he explain his agitation?
Seventeen years old.
Before you do it.
The children have it.
Silly pillar marries daughter-in-law!
How can I prevent Silly Zhu from marrying a daughter-in-law? Or let Silly Zhu marry a woman who Yi Zhonghai is optimistic about and obedient to Yi Zhonghai's words as a daughter-in-law?
This is also the reason why Yi Zhonghai introduced Qin Huairu to Jia Dongxu, the hypocrite must make his pension cause foolproof, and let the person he is optimistic about pensioning, whether it is a husband or a daughter-in-law, is willing to help Yi Zhonghai support the elderly.
The same method can be used on the body of the stupid pillar.
Silly Zhu is Yi Zhonghai's pension spare tire, and his daughter-in-law is particularly important.
If Silly Zhu marries his daughter-in-law, Silly Zhu agrees to provide for Yi Zhonghai, but Silly Zhu's daughter-in-law opposes Yi Zhonghai for the elderly, and Yi Zhonghai is destined to be unhappy in his later years.
Everything that might have to be thought through.
Yi Zhonghai pondered this problem for a long time, and thought about it until the end of the compound conference, but he still couldn't think of an effective solution.
……
Silly Pillar Family.
The compound assembly ended.
Xu Damao pouted and followed Silly Zhu back to Silly Zhu's house.
Seeing that the house was busy, He Yushui, a little girl who deliberately didn't want to learn to write homework by cleaning up the housework.
Xu Damao's eyes lit up suddenly.
This little girl.
It's too diligent, isn't it?
Look at the house of the stupid pillar, it was cleaned up by He Yushui, and I looked at the kennel in my backyard, it was dirty and messy, and it seemed that there was no place to put my feet.
Turtle Sun Xu Damao flashed a strange thought.
The little girl can help Silly Zhu clean up the house.
I haven't been able to clean up the house for myself.
Teng's perception of He Yushui changed suddenly, and he felt that the little girl in front of him was no longer the silly girl with a runny nose and two pigtails.
It's a big girl.
After seeing the little kid leave, Xu Damao smiled sneakily at the stupid pillar.
Xu Damao learned about the stupid pillar in his bones, and when he looked at Xu Damao's virtue as a turtle grandson, he knew that this bastard didn't hold back his farts in his heart.
Face pulled.
Glared.
"If there's a fart, let it go."
"Silly Zhu, you can't be nice to me, maybe the two of us can become relatives."
Relatives.
My surname is Ho.
Your surname is Xu.
It's all men.
Mao's relatives.
After thinking about it, Xu Damao, the turtle grandson, wouldn't have crossed over, otherwise he would have become a relative of Silly Zhu, how could it be so meaningful.
The stupid pillar is called He Yuzhu, and the stupid Mao is called Xu Damao. One lives in the middle yard and the other in the backyard. Silly Zhu is honest and has a bad stomach, Xu Damao has a fancy stomach and no son.
Two people can't beat eight poles.
In fact.
The two are really related.
This relative is going to pick up from Lou Xiao'e.
Xu Damao's ex-wife Lou Xiao'e later married Silly Zhu and gave birth to a son He Xiao to Silly Zhu.
According to some logic, Xu Damao and Silly Zhu are really this brother.
Silly Zhu stared at Xu Damao without saying a word, and Xu Damao was inexplicably panicked.
"Silly Zhu, what's wrong?" Xu Damao, who touched his cheek with his hand, "What's on my face?" Nothing, what's wrong with you? ”
"You just said that the two of us can still become relatives."
The meaning of the silly pillar.
It's Lou Xiao'e.
The plot of the courtyard, Xu Damao married Lou Xiao'e, Qin Huairu was a blood-sucking stupid pillar, and wanted to be framed again, so he used a trick of Xu Damao to kill the stupid pillar on a blind date, Xu Damao got Qin Jingru, Lou Xiao'e and Xu Damao divorced, the deaf old lady took the opportunity to match Lou Xiao'e and Silly Zhu together, Lou Xiao'e and Silly Zhu had the facts, Xu Damao was angry, and took revenge on the Lou family, Silly Zhu found a relationship to rescue the Lou family and send the Lou family away.
A few years later, Lou Xiao'e, who had a successful career, returned to the courtyard and founded her own restaurant, taking the opportunity to compete with Qin Huairu for the stupid pillar, Yi Zhonghai didn't let the stupid pillar go to see He Xiao, and then Lou Xiao'e happily paid money to feed a bunch of beasts, and the beasts praised Qin Huairu's bloody things, and the key to Lou Xiao'e's breeding of the beasts was the bastard things that almost killed the Lou family at the beginning, such as bangs.
Born again.
Silly Zhu pondered Lou Xiao'e, he definitely couldn't let Xu Damao be beautiful, even if he was stupid and bleeding, he had to marry Lou Xiao'e.
preempted those years, divorced Lou Xiao'e, and let Lou Xiao'e follow her parents south.
At the end of those years, Lou Xiao'e and the others came back, Lou Xiao'e at this time must be a rich woman, and he was stupid and lived a few days of eating soft and rice.
"You made it clear to me, how did we become relatives."
"Silly Zhu, I am eighteen this year, the top of the household registration is sixteen, Yushui is ten years old this year, according to the calculation of nine years old, I am seven or eight years older than Yushui."
The stupid pillar brain is really not enough.
It's just stupid.
I also heard the meaning of Xu Damao's words.
Bullshit day bastard.
actually hit He Yushui's idea.
Mother's Hippie's.
When I was stupid pillar brother-in-law.
Who gave your dog guts.
His face suddenly darkened.
"Silly Zhu, what are you doing, I'm telling the truth, I'm seven or eight years older than Yushui, and when Yushui reaches the age of marriage, I'm just twenty-seven or eighteen years old, a good age, and I know how to hurt people, what's wrong with me being your brother-in-law." Xu Damao was really shameless, and seriously expressed his willingness to marry He Yushui and be Silly Zhu's brother-in-law, and called Silly Zhu three times when he was done.
Anyone can marry He Yushui.
just can't marry Xu Damao.
The turtle grandson has a belly of flowersy intestines, and in his last life, he relied on himself as a movie projectionist, either a little widow in Dongcun or a little daughter-in-law in Xizhuang, and also snatched Qin Jingru, the blind date who was originally on a blind date with Silly Zhu.
It is estimated that it also has something to do with Qin Huairu.
The Lord who does not see the rabbit and does not scatter the eagle.
The truth about Qin Huairu's blood-sucking Xu Damao several times is that Xu Damao and Qin Huairu have made some substantial progress.
Inexplicably, I felt nauseous.
Not to Xu Damao.
To Qin Huairu.
This woman.
Obviously carried out some immoral and dirty transactions with Xu Damao, but he still had to run in front of Silly Zhu, crying and saying all kinds of bad things about Xu Damao, and Xu Damao was beaten again and again by Silly Zhu, and the grudge between the two came about like this, finding Silly Zhu at night and letting Silly Zhu help steal things from the canteen, not caring whether Silly Zhu would be caught.
Brain-dead.
I was dead set on such a thing in my last life.
"Brother."
"Smack." Silly Zhu slapped the table with his hand, staring at a pair of cannibalistic eyes, "Xu Damao, I warn you, when I am my brother-in-law and marry Yushui, don't think about it in this life, if you dare to do it, I will dare to bury it." ”
"Silly Zhu, do you look down on me?"
"I really look down on you, tell me, in the past half a year, I have talked about my life ideals with a few female comrades?"
"Framed, framed by Chiguoguo, am I Xu Damao that kind of person?" Xu Damao held his head high and was magnificent, "I, Xu Damao, stand up to the sky, I am down-to-earth, I am upright, what you said is all a false accusation against me Xu Damao, stupid pillar, I misjudged you." ”
"Framed, phew." Silly Zhu spat at Xu Damao's feet, "I don't know you yet, let alone lesbians, I can't walk when I see the old sow in a hurry." ”
"You're talking nonsense."
"Xu Damao, I can joke with you about anything else, there is nothing to talk about in the matter of rain, you can beat anyone's idea, I can pretend not to see it, but if you have the idea of hitting rainwater, I don't want to give up this life, I have to end you."
Silly pillar is a bit of a face-tearing rhythm.
As soon as Xu Damao saw that the stupid pillar was so impatient, he knew that the rain was really the reverse scale of the stupid pillar.
Hehe smiled.
Diverted from the topic.
"Silly Zhu, what are you doing, I'm joking with you, I'm in a hurry."
"It's okay to joke anything, it's not okay with this joke, let me tell you Xu Damao, the rain is the benchmark for my He family to get ahead, and I will go to college in the future."
"Use courage to make a sentence, my brother heard someone in the women's toilet shouting oops, he bravely rushed in and fell into the pit, just this language level, and I want to take the university exam, don't be funny. Three apples, I ate two, and when I asked how many were left, I answered none of them, because she ate the last apple. ”
"Fuck me off."
"Get out of here." Xu Damao, who walked to the door of the house, suddenly shouted to the stupid pillar, and without waiting for the stupid pillar to react, the girl ran away.
"Virtue." The stupid pillar who scolded lay on the bed and thought about things.
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