Chapter 104: The Deaf Old Lady Jumps Thin (Revised)

The whole quadrangle.

The Jia family and Xu Damao have the deepest contradictions.

Even if there are no two witnesses, the third mother and the second aunt, Xu Damao will target his suspicions at the Jia family.

During the period when Xu Damao was running to the toilet one after another, Jia Zhang's family had been sneering at Xu Damao's output of all kinds of ugly words, and the meaning in the words was that Xu Damao had offended their Jia family, and God couldn't see it, so he sent the plague god down to clean up Xu Damao.

Flies in the toilet.

The Jia family is specifically looking for death.

Silly Zhu casually threw the croton powder aside.

A sheep is also herded.

Two pigs are also raised.

Before leaving this morning, the deaf old lady in the backyard suddenly came to the door, carrying a piece of pork weighing half a catty, saying that she hadn't eaten the food cooked by the stupid pillar for a long time, and knew that the stupid pillar had to feed the rain, and the life was tight, so she carried the pork and entrusted the stupid pillar to help make it.

Dozens of neighbors in person.

The deaf old lady came with pork again.

It's really hard to refuse a stupid pillar.

In addition, he has something to ask Xu Damao.

In the morning, I offended the deputy station elder and vice-president.

That's the pure villain.

It will definitely be calculated in the future.

The stupid pillar is ready to strangle the threat in the cradle, don't wait for the old deputy to pick up the stupid pillar, the stupid pillar is ready to rush up and kill the old deputy before the old vice rises.

Zhao Benshan said such a sentence in the sketch abduction.

It is necessary to make a advance amount.

Knocking down the old mate is the amount of advance of the stupid pillar.

Xu Damao is purely a villain, and in the matter of overthrowing the old deputy, the stupid pillar who couldn't think of a way for a while could only ask Xu Damao for advice.

Silly Zhu turned his head and greeted He Yushui, who had just come back from school, and asked He Yushui to help soak the piece of pork brought by the deaf old lady in this salted water, saying that he would make a saltwater meat slice for the deaf old lady.

Later, he whispered to Xu Damao.

He Yushui, who has become a fat pig, according to the explanation of the stupid pillar, put the pork in the iron basin, and scooped a few scoops of cold water into the iron basin, in the process of looking for salt, he saw the croton powder that the stupid pillar did not take seriously and threw on the table at will, mistakenly thinking that this was salt, He Yushui evenly smeared the croton powder on the pork, and also learned the way He Daqing cooked, and poked a lot of tiny needles on the pork with a pin to ensure that the croton flour she thought was salt could taste the pork.

The stupid pillar with his back to He Yushui, he didn't know if he was wrong or wrong, he would make a dish of croton pork for the deaf old lady, and the deaf old lady pulled it like Xu Damao for an afternoon, and the soft back leg was planted in the pit, and he ate so happily.

That's an afterword.

The current stupid pillar really regards himself as a studious primary school student, and with twelve points of sincere sincerity, he humbly asks Xu Damao for advice on this immoral method.

There is humanity.

Ghosts have a ghost path.

To deal with the villain's old mate, you have to make a move from the villain Xu Damao.

"Xu Damao, this is the case, what would you do if it were you?"

After telling the stupid pillar of the past, he looked at Xu Damao with blank eyes.

Xu Damao is now the lifesaver of the stupid pillar.

Replace it with someone else.

If there is a way, there is a way, and if there is no way, there is no way.

Xu Damao did the opposite, and opened his mouth to ask Zhou Xianghong if she was good-looking, if she was a very beautiful girl, and if she had the reputation of the flower of waste.

Lustful as life.

There is no help.

The stupid pillar with a big head like a bucket didn't have the leisure to discuss with Xu Damao whether Zhou Xianghong was good-looking or not, and whether he had the reputation of this waste Oiran, and said anxiously: "Xu Damao, let's get serious." ”

"I'm serious." Xu Damao had a malicious expression and pointed at the stupid pillar, "Silly pillar, worthy of being my Xu Damao's brother, in some respects, the two of us have a good understanding." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, if you want me to cook for you, think about it."

Xu Damao is a clichΓ©.

brought the topic to Zhou Xianghong's posture again.

"Is Zhou Xianghong good-looking?"

"You can't live without a woman?"

As soon as he saw Silly Zhu's expression, he knew that Silly Zhu had misunderstood what he meant, and Xu Damao squeezed out a look of disgust.

"You, when I am a brother, it's really a high climb, the old deputy kicked the original partner, and when I saw Zhou Xianghong, I expressed my wish to form a lifelong partner with Zhou Xianghong, this buddy must belong to Zhu Bajie."

"What do you mean?"

"Dude, why are you still confused, the old mate likes women, if Zhou Xianghong is a beautiful girl, she invites the old mate to dinner, will the old mate come? After eating, do you want to give Zhou Xianghong a ride? Halfway through, if Zhou Xianghong shouts, guess what the result will be. ”

Silly Zhu gasped.

Clean up the old mate.

He asked Xu Damao for an idea, and he really found the right person.

The legendary fairy jumps.

It can also be referred to as phishing enforcement.

used Zhou Xianghong to fish out the old vice-deputy, and when Zhou Xianghong shouted, they rushed out, and the old deputy estimated that it was really two hundred and five.

Break off.

Now there's a conundrum.

How to convince Zhou Xianghong.

That girl, who is also a violent temper, slapped the old mate into a pig's head this morning.

"Silly Zhu, do you think this method will work, buddy?"

"Okay."

"When the time comes, buddy will come with you."

Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao directly, he now suspected that Xu Damao's motive for going with him was for the normal implementation of this plan, or he was going to Zhou Xianghong.

The old mate is Teddy.

Xu Damao is also a teddy.

"Silly Zhu, what do you think of your son?"

"Xu Damao." Silly Pillar raised his thumbs up, "You this." ”

"I suddenly remembered something, why did you ask me for an idea?"

"Knowing oneself and knowing that the other side will win all battles, and when dealing with villains, you have to make up your mind with villains."

The smile on Xu Damao's face.

Disappeared in an instant.

Silly pillar of dog day.

I won't give you an idea next time.

"Don't pull your face, I'll get you a cabbage soup in a while, a cabbage soup that specializes in treating your stomach."

Silly Zhu considered that Xu Damao might be used in the future, so he resorted to the routine of slapping a sweet date, and fooled Xu Damao with the nonsense of cabbage soup to cure his stomach.

Xu silly mao was used as a test subject.

stood up and shouted to He Yushui, who was pounding pork not far away.

"Rain, is the meat soaked?"

"Alright."

"You put the meat on top of the board for me, and then pour out the water in the basin, and I'll cook."

The misunderstanding of the old lady pulled the misunderstanding home, it was really a misunderstanding to get home.

Under all kinds of coincidences.

Silly Zhu made saltwater meat slices into meat slices of croton, and at the moment when he was carrying a kitchen knife and wanted to intercept two taels of pork, Silly Zhu made a fool of himself to dispel the idea of intercepting the deaf old lady's pork.

A thought difference.

avoided himself and Yushui from ending up exactly the same as Xu Damao, and also avoided Xu Damao's fate of being drugged twice, and let the deaf old lady carry everything alone.

The deaf old lady ate the pork sent by the stupid pillar that had been soaked in croton water for more than ten minutes, and finally licked the big bowl of meat with her tongue.

Xu Damao was put down by Croton.

What's more, it was a deaf old lady who had stepped on one foot in the coffin, and after the stupid pillar went to work, the deaf old lady who sat in an aunt's house and chatted with an aunt, her stomach turned over and over, and she began to fart first, serial farts, muffled farts, big stinky farts, one after another.

The fart smells of pork.

An aunt secretly scolded her mother in her heart.

The dead old lady is not a good thing, half a catty of pork has all gone into the stomach of the deaf old lady, and she will not say that she will give it to Aunt Yi and Yi Zhonghai.

It's not this bit of eating and drinking, but that she feels that her efforts have not been rewarded accordingly.

From the courtyard to the alley, we all know that the deaf old lady's daily life is taken care of by an aunt, and the deaf old lady carries half a catty of pork and asks the silly pillar to help process it.

It is equivalent to invisibly slapping Yi Zhonghai in the face.

There is a fourth-level technician in the rolling mill, and there is an uncle in the courtyard, and the deaf old lady carries pork and asks the stupid pillar to help cook, which is to explain to countless people, explaining that Yi Zhonghai and his family abused the deaf old lady, did not give the deaf old lady meat to eat, forced the deaf old lady to buy meat by herself, and begged the stupid pillar to help cook.

This makes Yi Zhonghai, who has always been good-looking and pays attention to personality, really unacceptable, when eating at noon, although Yi Zhonghai did not tell an aunt, an aunt still saw from Yi Zhonghai's face that Yi Zhonghai was dissatisfied with the fact that the deaf old lady was looking for a stupid pillar to make meat dishes to eat.

I felt a little more refreshed inexplicably.

In the matter of adopting a child.

The biggest resistance actually comes from the deaf old lady, who has always instilled in Yi Zhonghai the concept that adoption is better than finding someone to support the elderly.

"Old lady, are you alright?"

The word bar just spoke.

There was a chattering sound in the ears of an aunt, and then the room was filled with a pungent stench.

Visible to the naked eye.

There was this faint yellowish thing, ticking down the deaf old lady's trouser leg.

No matter how stupid an aunt is, she knows what's going on.

The deaf old lady is pulling.

The chicken and the dog jumped, the deaf old lady changed her pants for a few minutes, and ran to the toilet, back and forth several times, and finally the leg fell into the pit softly, if it was not found in time, it is estimated that the deaf old lady will be completely comfortable in the pit.

There is a bunch of old ladies in the courtyard who have nothing to do, chewing their tongues and roots, and getting the deaf old lady up in the pit.

The deaf old lady fell into the pit.

I have to ask a man for help.

An aunt ran to the rolling mill to call Yi Zhonghai.

Husband and wife for more than twenty years.

She knew what Yi Zhonghai wanted.

The deaf old lady fell into the pit, but it was a good opportunity to brush up on Yi Zhonghai's reputation, and an aunt must firmly grasp it, hearing that the deaf old lady fell into the pit, Yi Zhonghai put down his livelihood and ran back to the courtyard.

May.

Spring.

The pit is no exception.

The smell is unpleasant, and it's disgusting to look at.

Yi Zhonghai didn't know what to think, so he asked people to go to the scrap station and shout stupid pillars.

Thinking about why Zhou Xianghong didn't come to the stupid pillar in the scrap yard, he heard Yi Zhonghai send someone to call him to go back and fish out the deaf old lady who fell into the pit, and suddenly thought about it.

The deaf old lady fell into the pit.

The hypocrite shouted at the stupid pillar to go back.

Even if you think about it with your toes, you can figure out the reason why the hypocrite shouted to go back, except for going down to get the deaf old lady, there are other things.

No.

The soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth.

Silly Zhu decisively rejected the proposal to go back to the deaf old lady on the grounds that he was busy with work.

Refusal is the original intention, but also a routine, Silly Zhu used the refusal as a pretext to test the old mate who was on the spot, he wanted to see what the old mate would do.

It is as if he did not hear it, and he hid the hatred in his heart and slowly tried it.

Or use the topic to play, revenge is not overnight.

According to the reaction of the old deputy, it was determined how to implement the plan for Xu Damao to detain the basin formulated for him.

A and B are two choice answers.

The old mate chose B.

That is, the latter.

In the morning, he was scolded by the stupid pillar and scolded the old deputy who had been scolded for most of the day, thinking that this was a great opportunity for him to clean up the stupid pillar, and the smiling morality kidnapped the stupid pillar, and said a lot of irrelevant nonsense, what saves people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, what family and national conditions, etc.

Silly Zhu, who learned the answer, also got off the donkey by the slope, and he rode his bicycle away from the scrapyard.

Didn't go back to catch the deaf old lady.

When the brain is in water, I will go back to fish for the stupid deaf old lady.

Silly Zhu ran to several nearby pharmacies.

In the morning, Xu Damao was sparse.

In the afternoon, the deaf old lady squatted.

At noon, Silly Zhu made a meat dish that the deaf old lady liked to eat.

Do this as early as possible.

Silly Zhu got the answer he wanted in the pharmacy closest to the courtyard, Xu Damao's guess was correct, the owner of the croton powder was Jia Zhang's, the old pious woman resented Xu Damao, and gave Xu Damao half of the medicine, in addition to being seen by the neighbors of the courtyard into Xu Damao's house, she also threw the remaining half of her croton powder at the scene of the incident.

100 percent pig brains.

Buying croton flour harms Xu Damao.

But she bought croton powder at the nearest pharmacy in the courtyard, and left her real name, Jia Zhang's in the Red Star Courtyard.

Criminals should be as stupid as Jia Zhang's, and the public security comrades will have a lot of peace of mind.

Silly Zhu intercepted the little girl from school halfway, dealt with it casually outside, and then slowly returned to the courtyard.

You have to eat a full stomach for the meeting.

Only when you have a full stomach can you have the strength to fight those bastards.

In the cognition of the stupid pillar.

Tonight's compound meeting is not destined to be too ordinary.

Riding a bicycle, holding He Yushui, back to the courtyard.

The scene in front of him was exactly the same as Silly Zhu expected.

In addition to the appearance of a large courtyard meeting, there are also the cheeks of everyone gossiping to the extreme, and the most eye-catching person in the crowd is naturally the hypocrite Yi Zhonghai who is angry.

Obviously sent someone to call the stupid pillar, and the leader of the stupid pillar also let the stupid pillar come back to catch the deaf old lady, he Yi Zhonghai was stunned and stood on the edge of the pit and waited for the stupid pillar for an hour, if it weren't for the scruples of waiting for the reputation to be damaged, Yi Zhonghai could only go down alone in person, and went down to the pit to entrust the deaf old lady who was disgusted by dogs.

During the period of the deaf old lady.

Yi Zhonghai really suffered a big crime.

Some of the garbage on the deaf old lady's body fell on the hypocrite's head, and some of it got into the hypocrite's mouth.

Save the deaf old lady.

Yi Zhonghai washed in the bathhouse for a full hour, and he still hadn't washed away the unpleasant smell.

Watch the crowd move away from you.

Yi Zhonghai is depressed.

Am I really that stinky?

The last chapter,It's a foreshadowing of the two of them joining forces with Silly Zhu and Xu Damao.,A lot of book friends @ me.,All kinds of complaints.,Say what is written?,I've checked.,At that time, there was this thing that happened under the guise of free love and not to send his wife.,In order not to be 404,Downplaying the identity of the deputy stationmaster.,It's like being 404's 94 chapter.,I'm scared.。 In addition, I looked back at the chapters 98, 99, and 100, and the writing was not satisfactory, and the content will be revised tomorrow. Ask for a subscription, old irons.

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