Yi Zhonghai is not good!

This is the first reaction of the neighbors when the voice of an aunt's shouting flew into the ears of the neighbors.

Yi Zhonghai was angry with the neighbors!

When the neighbors heard the screams of an aunt, they all had a second thought in their hearts.

Sensei, though, is the former.

Or the latter.

All run through a common thread.

Yi Zhonghai is going to die, and their neighbors have become the primary factor that single-handedly contributed to Yi Zhonghai's death, and they all witnessed the scene of Yi Zhonghai vomiting blood.

Causes of vomiting blood.

It is because more than 20 families donated a total of 500 yuan to Yi Zhonghai, and according to the purchasing power of 10,000 yuan a pound of rice some time ago, the neighbors in the courtyard kindly dedicated five yuan of rice to Yi Zhonghai.

Or don't don't donate.

Or donate more.

A group of people together donated a total of five dollars of rice, it was not enough to feed the chickens, and it was also eaten by people, Chiguoguo's slap in the face, and the good-faced Yi Zhonghai was pressed into the muddy ground, no wonder Yi Zhonghai was angry and vomited blood and fainted.

Replace them.

You have to be blind, too.

Then again.

The person who came up with the idea.

Enough of virtue.

It's like stabbing Yi Zhonghai in the body.

With a bang, they all took action, those who wore clothes wore clothes, and those who wore pants wore pants. Yi Zhonghai is going to die, and as a neighbor of the courtyard, he naturally wants to go and see it.

Some want to take a look at the situation, see if Yi Zhonghai is really going to die, and put their responsibilities away. Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui took the lead, and Silly Zhu and Xu Damao added fuel to the fire, they were just conformists. According to the principle that there is a wrongdoer and a debtor, if you really want to find someone to settle the account, it is also to find the account of Liu Haizhong, Silly Zhu, and Xu Damao.

This is what some people think, and some people think about eating a meal.

In the years of scarcity of materials, most people have no oil and water in their stomachs, and they are not like stupid pillars, who earn more money, so they support a younger sister, and improving their lives has really become a luxury for some people.

With all kinds of ulterior thoughts, the neighbors dressed and went to Yi Zhonghai's house to see the situation.

in more than two dozen households.

The first person to arrive at Yi Zhonghai's house was an old lady with small feet in the backyard, and she was also a deaf old lady from the ancestor of the compound.

Walking on crutches, there are still marks on his body from falling to the ground, and his face is stained with something that looks like chicken droppings or what may be dog shit.

Look, the deaf old lady was scared.

His face was pale and his body trembled.

The deaf old lady who entered Yi Zhonghai's house, her face was full of concern, and she looked at Yi Zhonghai for the first time.

Think about it.

Everyone expressed their understanding.

If Yi Zhonghai really had an accident and died or was disabled, it was estimated that the biggest loss would not be an aunt, but a deaf old lady who broke into Yi Zhonghai's house in a hurry.

The deaf old lady who is lonely and lonely has only two thoughts now.

The first thought, who will give her a pension, the deaf old lady doesn't want to die alone in the house, no one will help Zhang Luo after her death, and no one will give her linen and filial piety, and she doesn't want to be buried and burned paper on the New Year's holidays.

The second thought, how to enjoy your old age, the old age of a deaf old lady is different from the old age of others, and two needs need to be met. On the one hand, to satisfy the appetite of the deaf old lady, it is to eat well, drink well, and serve the best delicacies from the mountains and seas, and on the other hand, enjoy the warm family scene of the children and grandchildren who are taken care of.

In the heart of the deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai is her son, Aunt Yi is her daughter-in-law, and Silly Zhu naturally becomes her grandson. I never forgot to instill the idea that the stupid pillar is the best person for Yi Zhonghai to provide for the elderly, which is the starting point of the deaf old lady.

As for why it's not Jia Dongxu, the deaf old lady doesn't look down on Jia Zhang's personality, nor does she look down on Jia Dongxu, Jia Dongxu has his own mother, why do you treat you, a dead old lady who is not related by blood, as her own ancestor, and the stupid father He Daqing ran away.

Under all these factors.

The stupid pillar came into the eyes of the deaf old lady.

Essentially.

The deaf old lady's kindness to Silly Zhu also stems from selfishness, in her last life, she locked Silly Zhu and Lou Xiao'e in the same room, wanting to let Silly Zhu form this fact that raw rice is cooked rice for Lou Xiao'e.

The starting point is to get the industries of Lou Xiao'e's family, and want to use Lou Xiao'e's family's industry to realize the idea of the deaf old lady eating all over the capital.

In the end, it's just two words.

Selfish.

There is a basis for these.

Yi Zhonghai can't have an accident, the hypocrite has an accident, the deaf old lady doesn't have extra energy and time to calculate other people who can support her for the elderly, it is related to her own interests, so she is naturally anxious.

As soon as the person entered the door, the deaf old lady deliberately greeted her aunt with her cheeks full of concern and as if she had fallen, taking the opportunity to show her concern for Yi Zhonghai, which meant to invite merit and reward.

"Lao Yi's daughter-in-law, what's wrong with Zhonghai? Don't scare me, Zhonghai can't have an accident. ”

"Old lady, I'm just messing around, and I'm not going to mess around with you about this." An aunt's crying voice sounded, pointing to Yi Zhonghai, who was dizzy in her arms, and said, "Look at it, Lao Yi is unconscious." ”

Yi Zhonghai woke up and fainted, and told it in detail.

Only then did the deaf old lady know that Yi Zhonghai was actually angry and fainted by five hundred yuan.

I sighed in my heart.

It's all about money.

casually collected the five hundred yuan on the table in her pocket.

No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat.

The excuse given was that he didn't want Yi Zhonghai to suffer a second injury.

Aunt Yi didn't say anything, the five hundred yuan hadn't been seen by her yet, the deaf old lady took it, she took the deaf old lady as the backbone, asked how to deal with it, and saw if it was a home remedy or sent to the hospital.

The deaf old lady did not give a useful answer either.

Liu Hai and other neighbors all poured into the house at this time, and Xu Damao and Silly Zhu also crowded into the crowd.

Looking at Yi Zhonghai, who was lying in the arms of an aunt like a gossamer, his face was purple and gold, and his stupid mind was confused.

Look at the situation of Yi Zhonghai.

A posture of dying at any time.

Is this a hypocrite?

A creepy feeling surged into Silly Zhu's heart, if Yi Zhonghai died, Silly Zhu, as the initiator of Yi Zhonghai's donation activity, would probably not be able to eat and walk around.

The reputation is also bad.

That's one thing.

On the other hand.

The hypocrite Yi Zhonghai, nicknamed Daode Tianzun, is a perfect player in the means of moral kidnapping, he is an indispensable beast in the courtyard, and Jia Zhang's, Qin Huairu, Liu Haizhong, deaf old lady, Xu Damao and several people are called one evil, two birds and three evils.

Without Yi Zhonghai's courtyard, can it still be a courtyard?

The things that the stupid pillar foresaw could not have happened, essentially changing the direction of the situation.

"Dead?"

People's eyes fell on the stupid pillar.

Silly Zhu secretly complained in his heart, he hunted geese all day long, but he was still pecked by the geese and hurt his eyes, I don't know who shouted and died, and then people buckled the basin on Silly Zhu's head.

This black pot is back.

Injustice.

"I didn't say that."

"I prove it." Xu Damao testified, "Silly Zhu didn't say that he was dead. ”

Silly Zhu glared at Xu Damao with disgust.

Turtle Sun testified about this.

It's better not to testify.

Xu Damao didn't come forward, people believed it, and as soon as Xu Damao came forward, people didn't believe it.

Popularity.

It's better than ever.

Xu Damao.

I thank you.

"Don't say a few words, I'll stand in front of the stupid pillar." Yan Fugui borrowed a siege for the stupid pillar, "The words "dead" came from behind. ”

"What are you doing here? Uncle Yi is good, people are still angry, you are looking forward to the death of Uncle Yi, what do you mean, you can't think like this if you want to eat a banquet. ”

Many people snorted coldly in their hearts, they just rushed to eat the banquet, and they wished that Yi Zhonghai would die quickly.

Some old bachelors also put their ideas on an aunt, Yi Zhonghai died, and an aunt was a widow, and they had the object to pursue.

"Silly Zhu, you don't say a few words, don't eat the banquet or don't eat the banquet, this is unlucky, what's the matter with Lao Yi?"

Bangs asked cautiously.

He was worried that Yi Zhonghai had three longs and two shorts.

Donations.

It's a stupid pillar who pouts him.

At that time, the two people of Silly Zhu and Bangs were present, and there was no third person.

Other words.

If Yi Zhonghai is really angry because of the donation, Liu Haizhong will not end well, and the stupid pillar can completely throw the basin on his head, at the compound conference, many people have heard it and seen it, it was Liu Haizhong who proposed to donate money and materials to Yi Zhonghai.

This is human and physical evidence.

The deaf old lady recounted the things that the first aunt had just told her, and recounted them to the few of them in the bangs, the two women, they couldn't do anything, no matter whether it was a home remedy or sent to the hospital, they had to be helped by the men in the hospital.

"So Lao Yi fainted."

Bangs in the heart hanging in the air.

Barely landed on the ground.

Fainting means that he is not dead, and there is still salvation, and he secretly made up his mind in his heart, and he must be a little careful about Silly Zhu's proposal in the future.

It's too lacking in morality.

almost Yi Zhonghai to death.

After a pause, Liu Haizhong made a pinching suggestion to an aunt, and woke up Yi Zhonghai first.

"Which is that among men?"

"The middle of the human body."

The gaze fell where it shouldn't be.

With a wave of the hand.

It's going to start.

"Under the nose." The stupid pillar that couldn't see it corrected it, "Upper lip." ”

An aunt pressed her thumb and pinched Yi Zhonghai's people.

Unsuccessful.

Yi Zhonghai is still unconscious.

in the crowd.

Someone shouted, saying that Yi Zhonghai has to be sent to the hospital as he is now, if it is delayed, maybe what will become of Yi Zhonghai, and fake death will become real death, and these neighbors in the courtyard will really want to eat.

Bangs panicked.

Aunt Yi was shocked.

The deaf old lady was in a hurry.

Yi Zhonghai can't die.

"Hurry up to the hospital and find a board car." Liu Haizhong, as the uncle in charge, commanded everyone to get busy, "Get Lao Yi on the board car and send him to the hospital." ”

Human lives matter.

It must be taken seriously.

"Lao Yitou's life and death are unknown now, and we are not doctors, in case Lao Yitou's current situation can't move, and he can't suffer a little bump, let's send Lao Yitou to the hospital with a board car, and when he arrives at the hospital, the doctor said that it was fine, and we bumped it up, who bears this responsibility?"

The words from the crowd made them all stunned on the spot, and a few people who were shouting to find the board car were also speechless.

People have a point.

After all, they are laymen.

The stupid pillar that pinched the people reminded them where they were, and they really went to that at the beginning, and almost turned Yi Zhonghai into a eunuch.

"Lao Liu, you saved our family Lao Yi, you had a good relationship in the past."

Silly Zhu snorted coldly in his heart.

I guess the big yellow dog in the yard won't believe it.

Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai have a fart relationship, the two are fighting in the rolling mill and fighting in the courtyard, but they don't tear their faces.

Still in good shape?

I'm really going to put gold on my face.

Bah.

Good people don't live long, disasters live for thousands of years, and it is impossible for the moral Tianzun who lacks virtue and smokes to hang up so easily.

"I think, Lao Yitou has to use home remedies now."

Everyone's gaze.

Gathered on the body of the stupid pillar.

Stop.

Home remedies are not a must-try.

What are the specific reasons?

Just because of this home remedies, it is so biased that your scalp is numb, and the whole person is confused.

"Yes, yes, try home remedies." Xu Damao said: "I went to the countryside to show a movie, people said that once a person faints, he can't wake up, find two sledgehammers, find a stone, put the stone on the person, call two stick boys, use a sledgehammer to smash the stone, through the buffer of the stone, let the smashing force of the sledgehammer act on the person, and slowly wake up the person." ”

"Xu Damao, the home remedies you said are not good, the home remedies I have heard do this, the first uncle faints and can't wake up, let's find a rope, tie up the first uncle, hang it on the beam, and pump it vigorously with a feather duster, until the first uncle wakes up, when to wake up, when not to fight. You use a hammer to knock on a stone to wake up an uncle's home remedies, it's a stone, it's a sledgehammer, why don't you just slap an uncle a few times, until the uncle wakes up. ”

"How many slaps does this take? Doesn't your hand hurt? Even if his hand doesn't hurt, Uncle Yi's face hurts. ”

"Find a wooden board and use the wooden board directly to slap the uncle's face, so that your hands don't hurt."

The home remedies opened the conversation box of the neighbors.

Xu Damao, Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiefang and others opened their mouths one by one and talked about the home remedies they didn't know where they heard them.

It's not a tie to a stone.

It is smoked with a feather duster.

It was also proposed to pour donkey urine.

It is said that this home remedy has been verified, in the Anqiu Dingxiang Building, Captain Jia of the detective team learned about this home remedy from the mouth of a traveling party's Lang Zhong, and used this home remedy on the body of Anqiu's second-in-command Hei Teng Guisan, and afterwards Jia Gui was hit by Hei Teng Guisan several big mouths.

Conditions apply.

There is no donkey urine, and there is no donkey dung and eggs.

The proposer shrewdly changed the donkey dung eggs and donkey urine to dog feces and dog urine, and the reason given was that they were all pulled by animals, why couldn't they be used.

Aunt Yi was a little unhappy, and said in her heart: You are treating Yi Zhonghai's mouth as a dung pit. She found that the person who said home remedies was a bit of a fool.

Really.

are taking the opportunity to take revenge on Yi Zhonghai.

"Aunt Yi, it's really not that we are deliberately bullying an uncle, there is a reason for home remedies, just say that there is nothing wrong with pouring dog shit and dog urine into an uncle, like the bat feces, the scientific name is luminous sand, it is a Chinese medicinal material, the bat feces is Chinese medicine, and the dog's feces are also Chinese medicine, don't panic, I'll get it now."

The benevolent brother turned around and went out.

Hold on for a minute.

Came back with a small jar in his hand.

Silly pillar is familiar.

Chamber pot.

Without waiting for an aunt to agree, he pinched Yi Zhonghai's tightly closed mouth with his hand, aimed the mouth of the night pot at Yi Zhonghai's mouth, and poured it up.

A pungent smell.

Fill the room.

Many people frowned, held their breath, and watched the benevolent brother cooking Yi Zhonghai, pouring things into Yi Zhonghai's mouth cavity, and finding a chopstick, pushing the things in Yi Zhonghai's mouth cavity hard.

Silly Zhu looked uncomfortable.

Not to mention the feelings of the party Yi Zhonghai.

I fainted.

Otherwise, it will be another misery.

I don't know if the taste has an effect, or the chopsticks hurt Yi Zhonghai, Yi Zhonghai fainted on the kang, and there were faint tears oozing out of the corners of his eyes.

It was seen by sharp-eyed people.

The house suddenly turned into a sea of excitement.

"Uncle Yi was moved to cry, which shows that home remedies have an effect."

The benevolent brother who poured dog urine and dog feces on Yi Zhonghai went out with a night pot, turned around, came back and said that there was no dog poop and dog urine, and wondered if he should go to the courtyard next door to find some.

Silly Zhu stopped the benevolent brother's proposal.

Disaster is easy and Zhonghai can't be close to you alone.

Everyone has a share.

Everyone participates.

The big guys are here, you're done alone, there's nothing left for us, why are we here?

"Since the home remedies are effective, I have a trick in mind." Silly Zhu looked around at everyone, "Some time ago, when I was working at the scrap station, someone told me that if a person fainted, it would be best to pour some boy urine, and I heard that there are still people who are sick, eat the eggs boiled by the boy's urine, and even use the boy's urine as a medicine primer for boiling medicine." ”

An aunt thinks that Silly Zhu's proposal is more reliable than the one just now.

The boy pees.

An aunt has heard of it.

The deaf old lady agreed.

Not for long.

More than a dozen children aged seven or eight or even five or six years old in the courtyard were carried to Yi Zhonghai's house, and Yi Zhonghai's mouth was treated as a thatched house.

To ask what the results are not.

Hard.

Anyway, in the process of those children peeing, Yi Zhonghai, who was unconscious, kept tears flowing from the corners of his eyes, and the tears seemed to be flowing more and more, and Yi Zhonghai's stomach was also swollen, looking like a pregnant woman who was six months pregnant.

Someone wants to throw up.

Some people still want to continue to treat Yi Zhonghai with home remedies.

Shit poured in.

Dog filled.

The boy urinated and drank.

What else can be done?

Acupuncture therapy.

This acupuncture, non-acupuncture, the place of stabbing is not Yi Zhonghai's body acupuncture points, but the part between Yi Zhonghai's toes, which can be regarded as acupuncture points.

It is not the kind of silver needle or gold needle that other doctors use, and the needles used by the old ladies in the hospital to sew clothes are used as needles for acupuncture.

In order to show support for Yi Zhonghai.

Yan Fugui contributed his own second pot head.

The bottle of one-quarter liquor and three-quarters of cold water are combined to form a two-pot head of the whole bottle of liquor.

(End of chapter)