I really don't know what Zhang Zhenren thought back then, and he actually came up with such a method. It is said that because the emperor is lazy, through this method, His Majesty can not go out of the palace to suffer.

Of course, Emperor Tiande is not lazy, it is his father who is very lazy.

It is said that the emperor was too lazy to die, except for eating, going out, and sleeping with concubines, everything else seemed to be replaced by others.

It is precisely because of this that Emperor Tiande has been in charge of the country as the crown prince for longer than the time he has been the emperor. And during this period, the number of times "Rain Boy" was used was very small. Only six years ago, Emperor Tiande and Concubine Ximen were injured while exercising their muscles and bones in bed, and Yu Gongzi was used once.

And that rain boy Tian Kang, is eighteen years old, it is said that the young man is very good-looking, his face is like a silver basin, his eyes are like stars, he sits in the chariot, holding a leather rain magic weapon to parade the street.

When a woman in the street saw his proud face, she screamed and went crazy with it, throwing flowers and fruits. Yu Gongzi's car departed from the imperial city of Xuanren Gate, and walked back and forth around Luoshui, and the car was already full.

Zhang Zhenren said that this was a good omen, and as a result, heavy rains fell for a month that year, triggering the largest flood in nearly 100 years.

Emperor Tiande was furious, so he drove Zhang Zhenren out of the Great Xiangguo Temple and replaced him with an old monk to be the Grand Master. The old monk's name is Xuanku. There are very few people who have seen the suffering. However, I heard that the old monk's martial arts are so high that they have reached the level of demons. Therefore, some people jokingly call him a demon monk.

That is, four years ago, the demon monk suddenly left the Great Xiangguo Temple, but last year the old monk returned. He came back from the West, and some people say that he went to Tianzhu to learn scriptures and returned. Running a round trip in three years seems to be too fast. However, the people of the Liang Dynasty believed that the Xuanku Archmage was not an ordinary person, and he should have superhuman speed.

Ninghou Mansion (Tangning Wuding Marquis Mansion), Cao Lao Taijun wore a gold silk inlaid green rabbit, wearing an embroidered Xuanhuang Taijun robe, sitting in the Taishi chair, looking at more than a dozen men in front of him with a kind expression. Among them, there are Tang family members, and there are also eight generals, all of whom are eighteen or nineteen years old.

But the old lady looked at it for a long time, and she didn't feel very satisfied. Tender, lacking masculinity; And those who are masculine are also sloppy. This is detrimental to the image of the gate valve. At this time, I remembered that the Khitan warrior's Guogong Mansion was in the ring that day, and it was white and clean.

At that time, the distance was a little far, and the old lady didn't see it too clearly, but now when she took a closer look, the old lady with a childish face smiled and said, "I think, just choose him." ”

Zhang Zhenren is no longer there, and the person who came to preside over the Dharma today is a monk, but not the Great Master of Xuanku, but one of his apprentices. This apprentice is not young, he looks nearly fifty years old, and his Dharma name is the same.

Su Bottle was chosen as the "Rain Boy" in a daze. What exactly this rain boy does, and what needs to be done, he has no idea at all. I just listened to the little eunuch Lu Shi who accompanied him, uncle, don't be afraid, your main task is to sit in the car and hold the magic weapon. However, there are rules during the procession, if you hear a woman screaming, you should point the weapon in your hand at them. Because it's not just a prayer for rain, it's also a prayer for children.

When the woman asks for a child, she will throw flowers and fruits at the rain boy, and she will attract the rain boy with her screams. Boy Rain points at them with a magic weapon, and they will be blessed by the gods, and then they will become pregnant. Of course, this is a superstitious statement, and it is impossible to work at all, but the people of the Liang Dynasty are so superstitious, and Su Bei has no choice.

Now that he was chosen, Su Bottle could only follow the ceremonial officer.

In fact, Qinghuafang is on the edge of the imperial city, out of the west gate of Qinghuafang, is opposite the East Palace. Not long after coming to Xuanren's door, Su Bottle sat in a huge carriage the size of a small dump. rushed up a group of ceremonial officials, holding clothes, rouge and gouache, and picked up the rain boy.

If it comes, it will be safe, and the Su bottle looks more calm. It's just that this set of colorful strange clothes on his body dresses up his son-in-law like an oily face.

Miss Six was a little worried that her son-in-law would make a fool of herself because she didn't know how to be polite, so she arranged for Zhen Ping'er to accompany her. Zhen Ping'er was the first brocade-clothed girl Su Ping to see when she came to the Guogong Mansion, and she was also the first maid to speak, and she also led the wedding silk to introduce her son-in-law into the main hall of the wedding.

She was wearing a brocade robe given to her by Concubine Fan, which strangled the maidservant girl tightly, and highlighted his pear-shaped figure and graceful appearance.

The ceremonial officials were still busy arranging, and Su Bottle and Zhen Ping'er chatted. learned that Zhen Xiuwei in the Great Sima Guard was her cousin. But she was born to the concubine in Zhen's mansion, the lowest maid, so she had no status in the family, and she was sent to the Guogong Mansion a long time ago to be a scholar and maid for Miss Six, and accompanied Miss to learn literature and martial arts.

Miss Six was willing to study, but she refused to practice martial arts, and sat on the ground and kicked her legs, saying that she was too tired. Later, he was forced by Princess Fengyang to practice some leg techniques, such as splitting forks, splitting or something, which can be regarded as two strokes. It is said that Miss Six runs very fast, and this is the ultimate goal of her martial arts.

The sixth lady refused to work hard to practice martial arts, but instead fulfilled the two scholars and maids. It is said that Zhen Ping'er and Wang Jin'er are very good at martial arts.

According to their characteristics, Shun Inner Courtyard taught Zhen Ping'er to learn "Wind and Thunder Legs", and the long legs of the brocade maid shook up, whistling and blowing, crackling; And Wang Jin'er learned the swordsmanship "Chasing Life in the Wind", and the sword in his hand danced like thunderbolt and lightning, and the wind flew thunder.

Zhen Ping'er asked her son-in-law, what kind of martial arts have you cultivated?

Su Bottle couldn't answer.

"The old teacher is mysterious, not to mention the name of the law, let alone the name, and his martial arts are also very mysterious, there is no name. It even feels like he has it at his fingertips, and it's all internal strength, and there are almost no external moves. The old teacher said that the internal strength is high to a certain extent, and there are no tricks to win. And those who only practice routine moves are all showmanship, fake tricks. The real combat duel is only a fool's errand. ”

Zhen Ping'er stared at a pair of Lingxiu eyes and said with a smile: "Uncle's internal skills are so profound, if you learn some more foreign exercises, won't you want to go to the next level?" Especially those who can improve the realm of internal strength, it makes my uncle like a tiger. ”

Su Bottle smiled politely, trying to remain modest.

"Let's go!"

When everything was ready, the ceremonial officer roared, and the long line of rain begging for rain set off. And the roar of the ceremonial official also ended the conversation between Su Bottle and Zhen Ping'er. Su Bottle sat in the car, and Zhen Ping'er followed the car, holding a small flag.

Su Bottle also has a magic weapon in his hand, which looks like a leather puppet, and it is ugly.

When he set off, Su Bottle was still beating the drum in his heart, worried that he would be much worse than the son-in-law surnamed Tian?

As soon as people appeared, they attracted countless screams and ushered in countless flowers and fruits. And come out on your own, and the streets are deserted?

But Su Bottle's worries are unnecessary. Although the last trip of the rain boy caused a once-in-a-century flood, it also shows that this move is very effective. As a result, those who seek children also find it very effective. When they heard that the Tang clan was begging for rain today, the women who were begging for children flocked out.

At this time, there were more than 800,000 people living in Luoyang City, and in the Liang Dynasty, where "no child is a dead household", people who wanted to have sons were everywhere, women held flowers, grabbed all kinds of fruits, ran all the way, rushed to the vicinity of the chariot, and threw enthusiastically. Screaming madly.

The overwhelming flowers and fruits, like a downpour, fell down head and foot, Su Bottle hurriedly responded, dodging the fruits, and at the same time waving magic weapons at the group of screaming women. The woman who was pointed out, believing that she had been favored by the gods, knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

More and more people gathered, the scene was loud and crowded. Jin Wuwei rushed out to maintain order. Before we were halfway there, the car was full. Yu Gongzi sat on top of the fruits and flowers, his face helpless and tired, but he was still waving the magic weapon in his hand, pointing at the women who were begging for children.

Because he felt that those women were pitiful, and could not bear to let them run away in vain.

In the crowd, they tore their throats and screamed. There was a poor woman who couldn't afford to buy fruit, so she picked up wild flowers from the side of the road. Su Bottle will not ignore them because they are poor, and will definitely point the magic weapon at them equally.

Looking at their sincere and pleading eyes, I would be glad if my actions could really bring them a son.

But there are exceptions, such as Su Bei saw a brightly dressed woman just now. The minions around her were vicious, pushing away a group of poor people, and she rushed to the front. She brought a basket of winter pears and grabbed them and threw them at the bottle. Shout loudly: Let me have a Langjun as handsome as Yu Gongzi.

Su Bottle ignored her.

She threw up a basket of winter pears and screamed three times.

Su Bei still ignored her, but pointed the magic weapon at the poor women who had just been pushed away by the evil slaves.

Su Bottle is also stubborn, he is afraid of others being soft, but he is not afraid of others playing tricks.

The brocade-clothed woman walked away angrily, watching her lips move, presumably cursing.

"That's it."

This mischievous activity begging for rain lasted all afternoon, and many beggars came over to pick up the fruits on the roadside.

Although Su Bei's martial arts skills were good, he couldn't withstand such an attack of thousands of arrows, and was embarrassed by the women with flowers and fruits.

The big robe sent by the Ministry of Rites before now looks colorful, Zhen Ping'er said with a smile, and now my uncle looks like a flower.

Su Bottle said, I think I look like a frosted eggplant.

The ceremonial officer said that the dress would be given to Yu Gongzi, and Su Bottle was not polite.

Back to Qinghuafang, go to Mei Pavilion first, I heard that today Tang Mei personally took action and took out the two dispatchers.

Su Bei felt that Tang Mei's progress was very fast, and if she was familiar with the work, she could leave Dacang and go to work in the county.

At this time, Senior Sister Mei sent a message, saying that the county order handed her a warehouse file in one go, and ordered her to solve ten old cases within three months, otherwise she would be punished.

The county decree said that the county does not raise idlers, let alone waste.