Chapter 155 Scared the deaf old lady out of her guts
Midday.
Silly Zhu and Yu Li appeared at the door of the courtyard.
The people who watched the excitement felt a little surprised when they looked at the two stupid pillars.
Clothes make the man.
The ancients did not deceive me.
is used to seeing the old-looking stupid pillar, and feels that the marriage between the stupid pillar and Yu Li is a flower inserted in the cow dung, no matter how you look at it, it feels full of disobedience.
All kinds of discomfort.
But now the stupid pillar who has been specially dressed up gives people a refreshing feeling, the original old appearance, I don't know if it is because of the joy of marriage, there is a trace of joy on the face, and the whole person has become another person from the inside out.
Yu Li next to her is even more radiant, she is already good-looking, her temperament has changed greatly, which makes people feel extraordinarily eye-catching.
A person can't look good, but she is dressed beautifully, and she can still attract people, Yu Li herself has a foundation, temperament, and met a happy wedding event, and there is a silly pillar next to her who praises her, which shows Yu Li's stand out more and more.
In the crowd of onlookers, everyone was saying yes, only Yan Jiecheng's heart was full of pain, his eyes looked at the stupid pillar, and he muttered a little in his heart, bluntly saying that the stupid pillar was not worthy of Yu Li.
A cliché topic.
Silly Zhu's appearance is really a little unworthy of Yu Li, why does Qin Huairu have no feelings for Silly Zhu? The root knot is that Qin Huairu is also a good-looking licking dog, when Xu Damao was ordered by Jia Zhang's to cut off the nonsense and engage in sabotage, Qin Huairu and Jia Dongxu teamed up to crit Xu Damao's truth, it was Jia Dongxu's appearance that moved Qin Huairu, Xu Damao's appearance is stronger than Silly Zhu, Jia Dongxu's appearance is stronger than Xu Damao's, which means that Silly Zhu's appearance is not as good as Jia Dongxu.
Anyway, Jia Dongxu is also a man with handsome facial features.
Even if Silly Zhu doesn't have an old appearance, he can't compare to Jia Dongxu.
"Orientation."
Yan Fugui admonished.
Xu Damao and Liu Guangtian, who came back first, lit firecrackers at the gate of the courtyard for the first time.
Rules for marriage.
Use the crackling sound of firecrackers to welcome the newcomers back.
Silly Zhu pulled Yu Li, stepped through the crackling firecracker array, and came to the middle courtyard.
During the time when Silly Zhu married Yu Li, Yan Fugui and the three mothers commanded everyone to clean up Silly Zhu's house, a big red cloth was hung at the door of Silly Zhu's house, and a huge painting was pasted on the window, and a stool was placed under the painting.
Silly Zhu and Yu Li both frowned a little.
Not at the stool, but at the person on the stool.
Deaf old lady.
The old immortal deaf old lady didn't know what she was thinking, maybe she had calculated the day of the stupid pillar's great joy, and she wouldn't be as knowledgeable as her, so she rushed to disgust the stupid pillar.
Dama Jindao sat on a stool.
It is clear that he wants to take advantage of the situation.
Today, there are not only people in the courtyard, but also outsiders in the outer courtyard, if Silly Zhu and Yu Li confirm the rumor that the deaf old lady is their elder, the two of them will suffer in the future.
The truth that three people become tigers.
Silly Zhu understands.
The expression on his face couldn't help but bring a little dissatisfaction.
The dead old lady is really shameless, my surname is He, your surname is Lin, one lives in the middle yard, the other lives in the backyard, it is an ordinary neighborhood relationship, I get married, you are an elder on the happy day of my marriage, what is this for.
Yan Fugui saw that Silly Zhu's face changed, and he was afraid that Silly Zhu would turn his face on the spot and say something unpleasant.
On the day of the big day, there was an accident, and in addition to the stupid Zhu and the two people, there was also him Yan Fugui.
I resented the deaf old lady in my heart, but the deaf old lady's ability to pretend to be deaf and dumb was really first-class, and she was older than Yan Fugui, so Yan Fugui really didn't dare to come hard.
"Silly Zhu, the third master has no ability, hey."
One last word.
Full of self-blame and helplessness.
Silly Zhu also saw that Yan Fugui really tried his best.
An aunt also hurried to persuade her.
"Zhuzi, the old lady learned that you got married today, and the neighbors of your family also know that if there is no elder on the day of the wedding, it will make outsiders gossip, and the old lady is also kind and wants to help you support the field, today is your big day, you can't make a mistake."
On a happy day, you can't make a mistake.
This is probably the rampant reliance of the deaf old lady and the first aunt.
Silly Zhu looked at Aunt Yi, he is very suspicious of all this now, in fact, it is a ghost made by Aunt Yi, after all, last night Silly Zhu swept Yi Zhonghai's face in front of the neighbors, and dug a pit for Yi Zhonghai, Aunt Yi is Yi Zhonghai's pillow person, and Yi Zhonghai's dog-headed military advisor, using the deaf old lady to disgust her own tricks, it is really not a difficult thing for Aunt Yi.
Don't make a mistake.
Silly Zhu snorted coldly in his heart.
His eyes looked at the deaf old lady.
is different from an aunt, the deaf old lady's eyes showed a hint of expectation, as if she was looking forward to something, two lives, stupid pillars are just pondering with their toes, and they can also figure out a rough idea.
At the moment of scarcity of materials, Yi Zhonghai and his family are difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice, Qin Huairu is also pregnant and has a baby, and the conditions of the hypocrite's two children are inclined to Qin Huairu, and naturally they cannot meet a series of requirements of the deaf old lady's gluttony. There was also the fact that Silly Zhu had entered the canteen of the rolling mill to work, and the deaf old lady felt that Silly Pillar could satisfy her gluttony. When I thought of the relationship between the two families, I hit it off with my aunt and staged a plan to be a stupid senior on a wedding event.
Change to an ordinary old lady.
It's really a matter of adding a pair of chopsticks.
Pity.
This is the deaf old lady, the deaf old lady who shouts about eating meat and eating white flour steamed buns every day, Xu Damao told the deaf old lady about the deaf old lady throwing her face at Yi Zhonghai last night early this morning.
The reason is that Yi Zhonghai gave the white noodles to the Jia family and gave the deaf old lady a nest, and the deaf old lady showed her attitude to the aunt straight to the point, she wanted to eat meat, and she also ate a big bowl of meat.
Where to find meat for her?
Courteously stand.
Yi Zhonghai and his family felt annoyed.
Silly Zhu didn't dare to provoke.
There is a policy on it.
There are countermeasures under it.
The deaf old lady thought she could sit back and relax by sitting on a stool.
It's beautiful.
The only thing Yan Fugui did right today was one thing.
It's just hanging out of this thing.
The deaf old lady sat under this thing.
What does that mean.
Co-authored you are better than him.
A smile appeared on Silly Zhu's unhappy cheeks.
Yan Fugui felt sad and indignant, it was a good thing, but he was stunned by the deaf old lady and an aunt.
An aunt and a deaf old lady are the kind of slysing that succeeds in the conspiracy, and they use marriage to force the stupid pillar's strategy to make contributions, and then there are dramas such as eating and drinking stupid pillars.
Silly Zhu gestured to the aunt with his eyes, once the incident happened, the deaf old lady would not be good, the silly pillar and his family would not be good, and Yan Fugui of Zhang Luo's matter would not be good, and the neighbors in the courtyard would also be unlucky.
Wise man.
Often a little bit of penetration.
was reminded by the stupid pillar, an aunt sat firmly on the cheek of the Diaoyutai, and immediately became frightened, looking at that thing, and the person also became panicked.
Damn it.
Forgot about this stubble.
"Old lady, get up quickly, this is not the place for you to sit."
"What do you say? The stupid pillar wants to recognize me as a grandmother, a good thing, today is the wedding day of the stupid pillar, and my stupid pillar supports the scene. ”
I'm angry, I really want to give a deaf old lady a slap.
There are so many people.
Can't.
Fame.
Moment of truth.
Jia Zhang rushed out.
"Old lady, people's stupid pillar's surname is He, your surname is Lin, what kind of grandma and grandson are you, other people's stupid pillars don't recognize you as a grandmother, you just want to eat other people's stupid pillars' meat dishes and white-flour steamed buns, and return grandma, when did the stupid pillar say that he recognized you as a grandmother, don't put gold on your face, you let the stupid pillar call you a grandmother to try, the neighbors know that your two families don't get along with each other for a long time, you just run to the disgusting stupid pillar."
The heart of the stupid pillar.
Contradictory.
Jia Zhang's rare good deed.
"Lao Yi's daughter-in-law, Jia Zhang's she said me."
"If you say it, you will talk about you, why can't you afford it." An aunt hurriedly leaned into the ear of the deaf old lady and whispered something.
Silly Zhu guessed that he should have told the deaf old lady the seriousness of the matter.
Visible to the naked eye.
The deaf old lady changed her face, and looked at the thing above the window in horror, secretly complaining in her heart, forgetting this stubble, not caring about pretending to be deaf, and extinguishing the idea of being the ancestor of the stupid pillar, got up and went straight to the backyard.
The whole gives people a feeling of running away.
Yan Fugui was murderous, and deliberately shouted in the back, "Old lady, don't you want to support the pillar?" How did you go? ”
"Poof".
The deaf old lady rushed to the backyard.
Fell to the ground.
Should!
Yan Fugui commanded Liu Guangtian, removed the stool, and started the second part of the wedding.
Send gifts to each other.
Silly Zhu held a book in his hand and gave it to Yu Li.
Yu Li also held a book in her hand and gave it to Silly Zhu.
Next.
It was the part where Silly Zhu and Yu Li explained themselves in the face of the object.
"I, He Yuzhu and Yu Li, are married, and we will keep in mind your teachings and be a beneficial ......."
So far.
The marriage of Silly Zhu and Yu Li is over.
Because they had no intention of inviting the neighbors to dinner, under the leadership of Yan Fugui, Silly Zhu and Yu Li scattered a little candy to the neighbors from door to door.
Yu Li is atmospheric.
knew that the deaf old lady and the first aunt were disgusting to the two of them, but they still generously gave the deaf old lady and an aunt their happy candy.
The last to send the Jia family.
There are a little more sugar cubes than in other people's houses.
Who let the two of them accept Jia Zhang's tricks in public, expose the deaf old lady's tricks in front of the neighbors, and let the deaf old lady lose a handful of adults.
One is one.
Two is two.
Jia Zhang, who was satisfied with the sugar cube handed over by the stupid pillar, had a smile on his face, and said a few nice kind words in his mouth.
"Silly Zhu, if you marry a daughter-in-law, you are an adult, you have to think about it when you do things, don't beat people at every turn like before."
took advantage of the gap when Yu Li was not paying attention.
Suddenly, his voice was lowered.
"Silly Zhu, didn't you say that you want to invite our neighbors to eat pork stew, don't hide it from you Silly Zhu, the food you cooked, my wife has been hungry for a long time, are you going to make us pork stew tonight?"
Stupid pillar.
After all, he overestimated Jia Zhang's family.
I thought Jia Zhang was saying something else.
Write or eat.
"Aunt Jia, the matter of inviting the neighbors to a banquet is not on the two of us, on the uncle, I said in front of the neighbors last night, as long as the uncle brings pork and white noodles, I will invite the neighbors to eat a bowl of pork stew, plus two white flour steamed buns, isn't this the uncle who didn't get pork?"
The stupid pillar pushes two-six-five.
"I understand what you mean, if you don't go and urge Uncle Yi again tonight, let him hurry up and get me pork and white noodles, the neighbors in the province are worried, your Aunt Jia is out of the horse, there is nothing you can't do."
Jia Zhang scolded the stupid pillar in his heart.
Dog's day.
Put a high hat on my wife.
But once again, a smile appeared on his face.
It's all pork.
Silly Zhu got married and asked for leave, those people in the rolling mill didn't know about it, they wanted to eat the food made by Silly Zhu, and almost squeezed the second canteen at noon, and later learned that Silly Zhu didn't cook, which finally alarmed the leaders of the rolling mill.
Only then did Deputy Director Li tell everyone about Silly Zhu's marriage today, saying that the workers would be allowed to eat Silly Zhu's dishes on Monday.
Several leaders of the rolling mill discussed, and while there was still time, they all rushed to attend the wedding celebration of Silly Zhu, and brought a huge gift to Silly Zhu.
Ten pounds of pork!
Because Jia Zhang saw the ten catties of pork, he asked Silly Zhu when he would cook meat dishes for the neighbors.
As a result, Silly Zhu thought that this was Yi Zhonghai's business, and put the responsibility on Yi Zhonghai's head.
"Silly Zhu, didn't the rolling mill give you ten catties of pork?"
In order to eat.
Jia Zhang lost his face.
"You make pork stew first, and the neighbors will divide it, and when you have white noodles, when will you give the neighbors steamed buns."
"Aunt Jia, the two of us have other plans for pork, we have to see you later."
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