Chapter 159: Thief Saint
Arrived at the place.
Silly Zhu realized that he overestimated himself and underestimated the people of this era, and what he could think of, others actually thought of it and put it into action.
A scene that catches your eye.
Weishi was shocked to the stupid pillar.
Look around.
It's all people, people who fish.
Although it is not dense, it also surrounds the entire Hubo. There are men and women, old and young. Without exception, they all hold fishing rods in their hands, the difference is that some fishing rods are more professional, and some fishing rods are made roughly. The lord closest to the stupid pillar found a stick at random, tied to it a line, a hook, a float, and a bait, and came here to fish with a bucket.
Ay.
A sigh flooded in the bottom of the stupid pillar's heart.
Famished look.
Everyone's faces were the kind of dishes that made Silly Zhu feel panicked.
That's why they come here to fish.
Speaking of fishing, Silly Zhu has seen Yan Fugui fishing, and the places where he made a nest have a lot of gains, and there has never been a reason to return empty-handed.
Silly Zhu looked at Yan Fugui, Yan Fugui looked at Silly Zhu, and the two of them each smiled bitterly.
Get.
Don't choose a place.
If there is an empty space, you can accommodate yourself, just squeeze in.
"Three masters, do you want to be together?" Silly Zhu asked with a smile, "Or separate?" ”
"What's the separation, it's lucky to have a place for us to fish." Yan Fugui pointed to an empty place more than two meters wide in front of him, "The two of us are fishing here." ”
"Okay, listen to you."
Silly Zhu followed Yan Fugui's instructions and walked towards the empty lot.
Let's be honest.
How to fish, how to hook, and so on, the stupid pillar will not know anything, if it is not to fill his stomach, the stupid pillar does not want to come at all.
The main thing is that I can't stand that loneliness.
Now it's time to catch the ducks on the shelves, and he can't stand the loneliness of fishing, he also has to come fishing, and there are still two mouths at home waiting to eat.
No, no, no.
But I can't help but be stupid.
Next to him is Yan Fugui, I haven't eaten pork, I haven't seen a pig run, according to Yan Fugui's appearance, just take the bait, just like a cat and a tiger.
As soon as they sat down, a few old men next to them couldn't help but turn their heads to look at it, they knew Yan Fugui, but they didn't know who the stupid pillar was.
"Boss Yan, aren't you not here to fish? Why is it here again? ”
"I'm here to fish, and there's a 50 percent chance of catching a fish." Yan Fugui's logic is very weird, "I don't come to fish, there is a 100% chance that I won't be able to catch fish, so I have to try." ”
"This little brother is your son?"
Silly Zhu almost fainted to the ground.
I'm Yan Fugui's son.
The two of us don't look like each other at all.
"I don't have that blessing, he is a neighbor in my yard, his name is He Yuzhu." In front of outsiders, Yan Fugui rarely called the stupid big He Yuzhu, "I just got married yesterday, and today I came to fish, saying that I want to make fish soup for my daughter-in-law." ”
Five years of support career.
Silly Zhu learned one thing.
That is, you can't underestimate anyone.
After Yan Fugui told him his identity, Silly Zhu got up, took out the cigarette in his pocket, and walked over to light it for a few old men, Yan Fugui praised him, and he also had to earn face for Yan Fugui.
"Big front door, good smoke."
A few old men smoked the cigarettes of the stupid pillar and looked at the stupid pillar a few points higher.
There is a smoke component.
But the biggest ingredient is the number of courtesies that the stupid pillar gave them.
My heart was beautiful, but I couldn't help but say a few words of stupidity.
"I just got married, I have to save some money to spend and buy some belongings."
Silly Zhu showed a silly smile and didn't speak.
Yan Fugui came to the spirit, and told the stupid pillar about it again, as soon as a few old men heard that the stupid pillar had been earning money for himself since he was seventeen years old, and in just a few years, he had completed the three turns and one ring, and he was speechless, looking at the stupid pillar in front of him, and then thinking about his own unsuccessful children, he really wanted to change their identities, thinking that it would be good if this kid was his own grandson, this ability, they were convinced.
"Pillar, do you have any brothers?"
An uncle had a calculating look in his eyes.
This honest boy, why didn't he appear earlier, if he had appeared a few years earlier, his precious granddaughter Ran Qiuye would not have been married until now.
When the other masters heard this, they were immediately dissatisfied.
Steal the show.
No, no, no.
Grab people.
"Lao Rantou, put away your careful thoughts, I didn't listen to what Lao Yan said, saying that this pillar also has a sister." The little old man who demolished Lao Ran's head turned his head to the stupid pillar and said, "Zhuzi, how old is your sister, I have a younger son, who is about the same age as you, and I have time for them to meet." ”
The stupid pillar is full of black lines.
Never mind.
I can't afford to mess with it, I really can't afford to mess with it.
I came to fish, how did I sell my sister He Yushui in a daze.
I can't do it.
"My sister Yushui just started her first year of high school this year."
"Still in high school? But it doesn't matter, you can get them engaged first, and then let them get married when your sister graduates from high school. ”
"Old Liu Tou, what nonsense are you talking about, the pillar is bent on letting his sister take the university entrance examination." Yan Fugui's eyes suddenly widened, pointed to the place where the stupid pillar had just taken the hook, and whispered, "Biting the hook." ”
Silly Zhu also noticed the difference in the fishing rod in his hand.
It's getting a little heavy.
I secretly said in my heart, this fish bites the hook and bites in a really timely manner, and it is a social fish that plays a round properly, otherwise the stupid pillar really doesn't know how to face these old men.
According to Yan Fugui's command, he used his hands to pull up the fishing rod violently.
Sure enough.
On the hook was a carp weighing about seven or eight pounds, fat sacs, and the scales were faintly golden yellow in the sunlight.
Calm scene.
It became uncalm.
I don't know how long it has been, no one has caught a big fish weighing seven or eight pounds here.
People's eyes quickly fell on the fish.
Some people saw the doorway, and some people were still confused, including the stupid pillar, his brain was also confused, on the one hand, from the hook to the fish, it was only thirteen or fourteen minutes to die.
Fast speed is the reason.
The bigger reason is that the fish is too fat.
As a cook.
Silly Zhu saw the essence at a glance.
This is a larvae.
Other words.
With a hook, I caught a mother of quasi-fish who was about to give birth to a fish larvae in a day or two.
Chefs have chef's rules.
Silly Zhu also has his own bottom line, he took the fish from the hook, a faint wry smile appeared on his face, and gently knocked the fish's brain with his hand, and the sound of reprimand burst out of his mouth.
"Remember, you can't be greedy, otherwise this will be the end of your greed, and I tell you that you are going to be a mother soon, take care, don't be caught."
The hand was released, the fish in his hand, the tail of the lake, disappeared in the blink of an eye in the blue waves, and he said that he was reluctant to give up? Myths are all deceptions.
"Zhuzi, you really let the three masters look at you."
Silly Zhu smiled.
The reason for the release was given.
"Three masters, you have also seen, the fish is about to give birth, I eat it, I don't have to be hungry for a meal, but I let it go, and the fish hatches it gives birth to will solve many people's hunger problems."
Saying these scenes that are not explanations, but also explanations, Silly Zhu threw the hook out according to the fishing skills taught by Yan Fugui just now.
An hour later.
Another fish bit the hook.
This is a big fish weighing three or four pounds.
Silly Zhu was stunned.
Yan Fugui and they couldn't figure it out.
It's all people, exactly the same bait, and some people came earlier than the stupid pillar, why did they catch a fish among the stupid pillars.
Even counting the big carp released by the stupid pillar in front, within an hour and a half, the stupid pillar caught two fish.
"Zhuzi, you fool the three masters, your fishing level, and say that you can't fish."
Silly Zhu picked up the carp weighing three or four catties and said with a smile: "I hope that good people will be rewarded." ”
"Yes, yes, yes, it must be like this, I guess this fish is the fish in front of me, you let it go, it comes to repay the favor."
Yan Fugui's brain hole.
It's big enough.
Silly Zhu didn't care, he wasn't going to fish, this big fish weighing three or four pounds was enough for their family of three to eat for two days, make a chopped pepper fish head at night, make a steamed carp at noon tomorrow, and soak the nest head in fish soup at night.
Quality of life of terrier.
You can't do it all at once.
After he greeted a few uncles, he looked at Yan Fugui again, and Yan Fugui, who understood the meaning of the stupid pillar, walked over quickly and occupied the nest where the stupid pillar was fishing.
"Zhuzi, the third master won't go back with you."
"Then I'll go back first."
Silly Zhu carried the fish he caught and rode his bicycle back to the courtyard.
……
The courtyard neighbors are half full at the moment.
Silly Pillar came in with a fish.
Instantly attracted the attention of the neighbors, one, counted one, all focused their eyes on the fish in the hands of the stupid pillar.
As for the stupid pillar carrying the fish, it was artificially ignored by them.
Some of them swallowed their saliva in dismay.
There was envy in his eyes.
The stupid pillar went out fishing with a fishing rod, and Jia Zhangshi was stunned to treat it as a joke and said it to all the neighbors in the courtyard, and his words were full of disdain, and he said that the stupid pillar would be embarrassed and that he would not be able to catch a single fish.
Reality is like a slap in the face.
Silly Zhu not only caught a fish, but also caught a big fish, this fish can have more than four catties, a family of three, save some food, can eat for several days.
Some adults, fearing that their children would make a fuss, lured their children into the house before the children could react, and the doors were closed.
The only Jia family didn't do this, and when they saw the stupid pillar coming back from fishing, the stick terrier was originally facing away from the stupid pillar, but it was deliberately face-to-face by Jia Zhang's family.
"Fish!" The stick terrier did not disappoint Jia Zhang's family, and the stick terrier who was forcibly twisted by Jia Zhang's head was really worthy of being the master with the dual attributes of thief saint and white-eyed wolf who had influenced countless people in later generations, and in a blink of an eye, he made a fuss with Jia Zhang's family, and the thief saint pointed to the fish carried by the stupid pillar, and reminded Jia Zhang's family over and over again, "Fish!" Grandma, fish! ”
Jia Zhang touched the little head of the stick terrier with his hand, and his eyes were full of love.
Seeing this trace of love, Silly Zhu sighed in his heart.
The love of a crocodile.
The stick stalk has been in ruins, and he has become a thief in the famous courtyard and a white-eyed wolf who is disliked by countless neighbors, and Jia Zhang's contribution is indispensable.
It's no wonder that the stupid pillar in the previous life was swept out of the house by the stick terrier.
Even relatives who are related by blood cannot be trusted.
Not to mention outsiders who are not related by blood.
There is no bottom line in human nature.
Silly Zhu casually handed the fish to Yu Li, parked the bicycle again, and locked the lock uneasily.
This year's eight-year-old stick terrier has already made the courtyard restless.
If this Nima is to blame Silly Zhu's bicycle, Jia Zhang's will definitely take the opportunity to make trouble.
At this time, Yi Zhonghai, who was squatting at the door of Yi's house and smoking, would definitely stand at the end of the Jia family and let the stupid pillar pay some money, and the big thing turned into a small thing.
Xu Damao privately discussed with Silly Zhu whether to find a way to knock Yi Zhonghai down once and for all, but Silly Zhu did not agree.
There are two reasons.
The first reason is that Yi Zhonghai is really a Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten, he was disgraced by a stupid pillar five years ago, and he had to leave the courtyard for refuge.
Who would have thought.
In the process of support, Yi Zhonghai made a joint effort by thousands of people to praise Yi Zhonghai.
Silly Zhu also heard about it.
said that Yi Zhonghai braved the rain and ran more than ten miles of mountain roads, invited a doctor, and saved the lives of those people.
Back to the rolling mill.
He worked hard to specialize in skills and became one of the few eighth-level technicians in the rolling mill.
The bangs are still a sixth-level.
The second reason.
It's the wrong timing.
It's 60 years now, and in a few years, without Xu Damao's advice, Silly Zhu himself will go down to Yi Zhonghai and report Yi Zhonghai as his own merits.
Plainly.
Silly Zhu used Yi Zhonghai as a springboard.
Now.
Slowly.
It's time to raise fish.
……
Jia Zhang's is here.
The old goddess led the stick stalk, walked to the stupid pillar, looked at the fish in Yu Li's hand with her eyes, and couldn't help licking her chapped lips.
Silly Zhu vaguely saw the saliva flowing from the corner of the old woman's mouth.
The gluttony is not good.
"Silly pillar."
"Silly pillar."
Silly Zhu's calm face immediately became uncalm, and there was even more anger oozing out of his eyes.
The stupid pillar in front is shouted by Jia Zhang, and the stupid pillar in the back is shouted by the stick terrier.
What a white-eyed wolf.
It's no wonder that in the last life, the stick terrier screamed stupidly one by one, what kind of adult is what kind of child.
Yu Li was about to get angry.
It's okay to scold her.
It's not okay to bully stupid pillars.
She was stopped by a stupid pillar.
"Daughter-in-law, don't get angry, people don't have a tutor, it's someone else's business, people are scolded as beasts, and we don't have a lot of meat."
Jia Zhang's face.
It's green.
Angry with a stupid pillar?
Can't.
Not to be reasonable.
After all, the stick terrier shouted Silly Zhu, there are so many people around, and there is the idea of plotting the Silly Pillar fish, if this Nima falls out, the Silly Pillar will definitely not give the fish to their Jia family.
"Stick terrier, what's the stupid pillar called outside, it's called stupid uncle."
"Don't bark, that's it, the dog will be annoyed by then." Silly Zhu taught the stick terrier word by word, "The stick terrier, when I see the old man in the future, I call the old immortal." ”
Stick terrier this kid.
That's smart.
As soon as he taught it, he also used the knowledge taught by Silly Zhu on Jia Zhang's body.
"Grandma, I don't call you grandma anymore, I call you old immortal, you are old immortal, and he is also immortal."
The little hands of the stick terrier.
pointed to Yi Zhonghai.
It's obvious.
The old immortal refers to Yi Zhonghai.
Yi Zhonghai, who was lying on the gun inexplicably, fell to the ground with the cigarette in his hand.
"Terrier, good boy, that's what it's called." Silly Zhu took out a fruit candy left over from yesterday from his pocket and stuffed it into the hand of the stick terrier, "I'll reward you with a candy." ”
The little bell squatting on the ground playing with urine mud, the person is a big ghost, and when he saw the stick terrier, he called Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai the title of old immortal, got a fruit candy, and also shouted old immortal.
Silly Zhu is really a bowl of water, and he rewarded Xiao Gong with a fruit candy.
"Pillar, what are you doing, do you teach children like this?" The hypocrite said angrily: "What does the child know? You're such a big person, you know like a child. ”
"Uncle Yi, what you said is not right, Aunt Jia is not annoyed, can be the same outsider surnamed Jia, what are you annoyed about? Does it have anything to do with you? ”
Silly Zhu found out that his wife really had a hand.
This soft knife.
The troublesome Yi Zhonghai is gray-headed.
It is equivalent to clearly saying that Yi Zhonghai has something to do with stick terriers and small bells.
It's a rehash of the old thing.
The rights and wrongs of five years ago flashed in the minds of the neighbors again.
The children of the Jia family, why Jia Zhang's family and Jia Dongxu have nothing to do with each other, and even specialize in crooked teaching, but Yi Zhonghai is anxious like an ant on the fire.
It's hard to do it!
(End of chapter)