Chapter 167 Stick Terrier: I want to sit on Swallow Li San
Silly Zhu and Yu Li are newly married Yan'er.
Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e testified today.
The four of them got together.
There's a lot to talk about.
Silly Zhu and Xu Damao have men's experience to communicate.
Lou Xiao'e and Yu Li have women's secrets to share.
The two of them got together, each whispering something, and from time to time he glanced at him or her not far away.
Silly Zhu wants to know if Lou Xiao'e and Xu Damao will be like in their previous life, without children, and they will end in tragedy.
Xu Damao, in turn, wanted to know that Silly Zhu was ruined by the two of them, and the topic of getting married to a baby was brought up by him some time ago.
Lou Xiao'e and Yu Li talked to each other about their men and those secret and interesting things, and when they were happy, Yu Li smiled, and Lou Xiao'e smiled.
Silly Zhu and Xu Damao each other, but they each looked at each other, but they really didn't know what the two mothers-in-law came from, but they were so happy, one giggled, and the other hehehe.
The crisp laughter pierced the night sky and flew into Yi Zhonghai's house next door.
The Yi Zhonghai family and the Qin Huairu family, who were sitting around eating dumplings, thought about their minds crookedly at that time.
Inside the house of the stupid pillar.
How can there be a strange woman's voice.
Could it be that the stupid pillar has learned badly!
Yi Zhonghai, who had a ghost in his heart, immediately had his own opinion, and went door to door to notify the neighbors, saying that he was going to hold a compound meeting, and when the neighbors were about to come, the hypocrite deliberately notified the stupid pillar last.
There is only one door.
The neighbors also gathered in the middle courtyard.
If there is something.
Proper social death on the spot.
"Pillar, it's time for the courtyard meeting."
Yi Zhonghai's voice extinguished the stupid pillar's interest in chatting, and the four of them each booed each other, they really didn't understand what Yi Zhonghai was going to make trouble about, could it be that he still had to build a compound canteen?
The soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth.
It's nothing more than a move.
With doubts, two couples came out of the house one after the other.
Lou Xiao'e who came out in front, the neighbors looked at her, they found that they didn't know this woman, but this woman just walked out of the stupid pillar house, or came out of the house at night, and the self-brains in her mind were cranky, and the stupid pillar just got married, and she was foolish in the house at night.
complained about Xu Damao, and was too wary of the neighbors, lest the neighbors know that they had said bad things about him and ruined his marriage.
From beginning to end, I didn't tell the neighbors in the courtyard in detail, and it was reasonable for the neighbors not to know, they didn't know that Lou Xiao'e was Xu Damao's daughter-in-law, and they mistakenly thought that Lou Xiao'e was the concubine of the stupid pillar.
The hypocrite also thought the same way, looking at Lou Xiao'e, with a strong sneer in his heart.
As long as the person who comes out behind is a stupid pillar, the hypocrites will use the name of the stupid pillar to mess with the relationship between men and women in the house, and rush to attack the stupid pillar first.
The present year.
This reputation!
I'm really going to be stupid.
Tonight, Silly Zhu and Jia Dongxu entered the courtyard with their front and back feet, and were seen by Yi Zhonghai, the hypocrites mistakenly thought that Jia Dongxu and Silly Zhu had joined forces, and they had a strong sense of crisis in their hearts, so they looked forward to getting out of Silly Pillar behind.
Pity.
Behind Lou Xiao'e is Xu Damao, behind Xu Damao is the stupid pillar, and behind the stupid pillar is Yu Li.
The hearts of the people.
All at once lost.
Co-authoring is not the scene they imagined, even if they don't know that Xu Damao married Lou Xiao'e, the facts in front of them also prove the relationship between Lou Xiao'e and Xu Damao.
"Da Mao, this girl looks at Miansheng."
"Uncle Yi, of course she has to be born in person, she is my daughter-in-law, the two of us are pulling the certificate today, do you want me to take out the marriage certificate for you to see?" As Xu Damao spoke, he began to rummage through his satchel, and under the gaze of everyone, he grabbed a loneliness with both hands, nothing, and a marriage certificate, Xu Damao also had a reason, "Why do you look at our marriage certificate?" Why should we let you see our marriage certificate? Not convinced, go to the street, go to the security department. ”
"Da Mao, you have taken gunpowder, just like you said, you are today, on the day of the big day, why are you still playing petty with people, a neighborhood in a courtyard, you don't look up and see you when you look down." Yi Zhonghai turned his head to Lou Xiao'e and said, "I am the first master in charge of the courtyard, my name is Yi Zhonghai." ”
"Master Yi, I've heard of you, the eighth-level worker of the rolling mill."
"I'm the second uncle in charge." Liu Haizhong, who had been suppressed by Yi Zhonghai for a long time, reported his name, "I am a sixth-level forging worker in the rolling mill. ”
"I've heard your name too."
Yan Fugui didn't join in the excitement, but Xu Damao still introduced Yan Fugui, and after Lou Xiao'e said hello to Yan Fugui with a smile, her tone was obviously more eager than the two uncles in front of her, and then said her name.
"Third master, hello, I am Xu Damao's wife, my name is Lou Xiao'e, and my father is Lou Moumou."
I heard that Xu Damao married Lou's sensible daughter.
The neighbors were filled with infinite envy.
Shareholders of rolling mills.
Rich.
I heard that people eat white flour pancakes every day and drink white gnocchi soup every day.
Xu Damao married Lou Xiao'e, that is, the uncle of the Lou family, and it is estimated that he will be living the days of eating white flour pancakes and drinking white gnocchi soup every day.
This is the life of the gods.
Envy, jealousy, hatred.
All kinds of emotions came to the hearts of the neighbors.
Some people just see through it but don't say it.
To face.
Jia Zhang's is seeing through and saying it.
Shameless.
As soon as he heard that Xu Damao had married the daughter of the shareholder of the rolling mill, Jia Zhang had an idea that Xu Damao had the conditions to hold a wedding banquet and let her eat.
"Xu Damao, when is the wedding banquet? When I got married, I had a happy feast. ”
Xu Damao frowned slightly.
I didn't expect to be really hit by the stupid pillar.
Just now, the stupid pillar in the house made a bet with Xu Damao, saying that as long as Xu Damao said in front of the neighbors that he married Lou Xiao'e, the courtyard neighborhood headed by Jia Zhang's family would definitely propose to let Xu Damao hold a wedding banquet.
"Lou Xiao'e is the daughter of a rich family, marriage is a lifelong event, you can't be sloppy, my wife thinks, it's best to invite the neighbors to eat for three days, under the attention of the neighbors, you Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e form a couple, let the neighbors also follow together to have a good time and harmony, don't be like a stupid pillar, stingy, don't even hold a wedding banquet when you get married, just scatter a few pieces of candy for the neighbors."
Jia Zhang didn't want to think about it either.
Who is Xu Damao.
The real villain of the courtyard is a selfish person in his bones, I Xu Damao got married, why should I let your neighbors be happy together?
I owe you something!
Bah.
"The wedding banquet is gone, and we respond to the call of the street and be diligent and thrifty. Today, I just took the opportunity of the compound meeting to talk to the neighbors. Xu Damao pointed at Lou Xiao'e, "This is my daughter-in-law Lou Xiao'e, who lives in a compound with the neighbors from now on." ”
In the name of thrift and thrift, no one can say that people are not good if they don't hold wedding banquets.
Jia Zhang was helpless, and scolded Xu Damao's eight-generation ancestors in her heart, and she retreated to the idea of happy candy.
No wedding feasts.
I like candy in general.
"It's okay not to have a wedding banquet, but you can also scatter some candy for the neighbors."
Xu Damao is really ruthless, he doesn't even give the candy to the neighbors, and he also scatters it to the stupid pillars, as for the neighbors such as Jia Zhang's family, I'm sorry, you are not qualified to eat my Xu Damao's candy.
"I discussed with my daughter-in-law, since it is diligent and thrifty, it will be in place at one time, and the candy will be waived, and the heart will be given to the neighbors."
Jia Zhang's numbness.
No feasts.
Hi Candy yet.
Co-author you Xu Damao is not as good as other people's stupid pillars, and other people's stupid pillars got married and gave us five fruit candies from the Jia family.
"Xu Damao, you."
"Aunt Jia, do you think I shouldn't be thrifty?"
This hat.
Jia Zhang didn't dare to take it.
Yi Zhonghai on the side would not let Jia Zhang take this hat.
Seeing that the situation was a little nervous, the hypocrite hurriedly stood up and played a round.
"Xu Damao is married, the career of the rolling mill has successors, diligent and thrifty, this is the embodiment of our fine tradition, Xu Damao does not put a wedding banquet when he gets married, he does not scatter the sugar, I think it is very good, I see that everyone is here, let's have a meeting now." The hypocrite changed his tone, "Just now Jia Zhang told me one thing, saying that Yu Li scared them to the point of falling down this afternoon, and they were all neighbors of the same courtyard......"
Silly Zhu interrupted the hypocrite's words with a calm face.
Everyone heard that Yi Zhonghai was standing up for the Jia family.
Say I can.
It's not okay to say that my daughter-in-law is not good.
"Uncle Yi, the old man said such a sentence, there is no right to speak without investigation, you have not investigated, you don't know the ins and outs of the matter, you just listen to Jia Zhang's one-sided words, and put the basin on my daughter-in-law's head, what do you mean? My daughter-in-law has just married into the courtyard, and you will give my daughter-in-law a power with the neighbors of the courtyard? Isn't it just that when you get married, you don't have a wedding banquet? ”
Silly Zhu's gaze glanced at Jia Zhang's on the side.
"Your Aunt Jia can really do anything for a bite of food, before I got married, I said in front of the neighbors that I didn't say anything about holding a wedding banquet? As long as Uncle Yi helps me get supplies, even if I don't eat for the next two months, I have to satisfy the neighbors' desire to eat. ”
"Silly pillar, stinginess is stinginess, don't make so many excuses for yourself, if you sincerely want to invite the neighbors to dinner, you won't deliberately embarrass the uncle, you embarrass the uncle, you just don't want to invite the neighbors to the banquet, Xu Damao doesn't invite the banquet, it's for diligence and thrift, you? My wife remembers it clearly, you never said such a thing! ”
"Silly Zhu, you are the squad leader of the second canteen of a rolling mill, why are you not as good as Aunt Jia." Xu Damao is an old yin and yang person, and he seems to be talking about stupid pillars, but he is actually digging a pit for the Jia family, "Look at what Aunt Jia said, open and bright, I admired Aunt Jia for the first time." ”
I don't know why.
Keep your head high.
Like a victorious rooster.
"That's it! My wife put her words aside, from today onwards, our Jia family will be in charge of the big and small banquets, and we will definitely invite the neighbors to a banquet. ”
The heart of the stupid pillar.
One move.
Others don't know the truth.
He was reborn, but he knew what was going to happen.
Jia Dongxu is going to die.
Jia Zhang's is about to set up a table.
Glancing around, Silly Zhu couldn't help but wonder, since it was a meeting in the courtyard and all the members of the courtyard participated, why was Jia Dongxu not at the scene!
Silly Zhu probably wouldn't have thought that Yi Zhonghai's behavior of opening the courtyard conference would create a rare opportunity for Jia Dongxu.
……
Jia family.
At this time, Jia Dongxu, who was in the house, was racing against time to write a letter.
The content is related to himself.
Once Jia Dongxu had any accident and asked the public security to arrest Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, he recorded the ins and outs of the matter in the letter, including the relationship between Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai, the possibility that he would be discovered by Yi Zhonghai and kill people, etc., which were recorded word for word.
This letter will be given to Jia Zhang's time.
Even if it is Jia Dongxu, it is not a solution.
Before eating dumplings just now, Jia Dongxu had already understood the situation, and he reminded Jia Zhang's words, but Jia Zhang's didn't take it to heart at all, and completely regarded it as a deaf ear.
As a last resort.
You can only leave a letter.
He will tell Jia Zhang's to let Jia Zhang's give the letter to Silly Zhu after his accident, presumably Silly Zhu will understand everything when he sees this letter.
With silly pillars of all kinds of top cows.
I can't get used to the stupid pillar, and I want to compete with the stupid pillar in everything, but when I have an accident, I still rely on the stupid pillar to help him settle his grievances!
This is probably the biggest irony of Jia Dongxu.
……
Inside the hospital.
The scene of the conference in the compound.
Silly Zhu didn't think much about it, and told the truth about what happened this afternoon.
Since the Jia family is so shameless.
Don't hide it.
"Uncle Yi, you just said that my daughter-in-law Yu Li scared the stick terrier and the little bell of the Jia family, so do you know the cause and effect of the incident?" Silly Zhu raised his voice and said to the surrounding neighbors: "My daughter-in-law went to the toilet, and it was only five or six minutes to be full, and when he came back, he found that the stick terrier was standing outside our door, stretching his neck to look at our house, and the little bell stood in the middle courtyard, and when he saw my daughter-in-law coming back, he shouted and said that the person was back, and the stick terrier ran away with the little bell and accidentally fell to the ground." ”
It's tantamount to picking out the stick to steal.
Xiao Bell is outside as an accomplice of the stick terrier.
Jia Zhang's face.
Instantly pulled down.
Yi Zhonghai's face.
Suddenly it became gloomy.
One felt that the Jia family was a loss.
One felt that he was embarrassed, but Jia Zhang didn't tell him these things.
"Silly Zhu, you are talking nonsense, our stick terrier used to play with Yu Li."
Jia Zhang, who has an important reputation in his heart, casually sneered with a reason.
Of course she knew what the stick terrier was doing, but Jia Zhang's was behind her back, saying that Silly Zhu came back from out of town and brought a lot of sausages, but Silly Zhu lacked virtue but didn't want to share it with the neighbors.
The stick terrier volunteered to go to Silly Zhu's house.
Jia Zhang's boast of the stick terrier, saying that the stick terrier is equivalent to the thief swallow Li San who robbed the rich and helped the poor!
Plainly.
The incident in the afternoon was the attempted incident of the stick terrier to be the swallow Li San.
"Our stick terrier is a good boy."
Jia Zhang believes this alone.
The neighbors listened to it as a joke.
"Huh." Silly Zhu smiled, "Good boy, Jia Zhang, don't put gold on your Jia family's stick terrier's face, can a good boy take the owner's cabbage?" Carrots from the West Family? Thief needle, thief gold, I understand this truth, I really can't understand, Jia Zhang, are you the grandmother of the stick terrier? How can you be a grandmother like you who teaches stick terriers to steal things every day and cause trouble to your neighbors, if you are not afraid of offending people, your behavior is really not like what a grandmother should do. ”
"My grandma is my grandma." The stick terrier came out halfway, and said to the stupid pillar: "My grandmother said that Yanzi Li San robbed the rich and helped the poor, your family has something, our family doesn't have it, you have to help our family, if you don't give it, I will come to get it myself, I am Yanzi Li San." ”
Silly stigma big.
Dog's Day Stick Terrier.
It's not appropriate to steal the saint well, and you have to be a swallow Li San.
Just your virtue.
Also be a swallow Li San!
"Swallow Li Sansheng is rich and helps the poor, the key is that your Jia family is not poor." Xu Damao, an old yin and yang man, said in a strange way: "I have heard, your Jia family has a white noodle, and the neighbors can eat a white noodle dumpling during the New Year, you should rob the poor and help the rich!" ”
"Our family Huairu is pregnant."
"Don't explain, it's not that I don't know, we have all seen it, Qin Huairu eats a bowl of noodles, and you Jia Zhang's and stick terriers eat the rest, and swallow Li San, isn't it just a steal?"
The courtyard is double silly.
Strike together.
"Uncle Yi, you are the first uncle of the courtyard housekeeper and Jia Dongxu's master, I will say a word, I don't care about the things of the neighbors, but if it is a disaster for our family, I will go directly to the street, don't tell me about the neighbors when the time comes, Jia Zhang's doesn't care, I'll find someone to manage."
Yi Zhonghai's face became a little unsightly.
Stupid Zhu is tantamount to an ultimatum to him.
Xu Damao echoed the stupid pillar again.
"Uncle Yi, the stupid pillar is right, you can't lock the door when the neighbors go to the toilet!"
Others also took the opportunity to complain.
The good compound conference turned into a scene of complaining about the Jia family, and Yi Zhonghai finally announced the end of the compound conference.
……
Next.
Early morning.
Jia Dongxu took advantage of the opportunity that there was no one in the house, and solemnly stuffed the letterhead he had written yesterday into Jia Zhang's hand, afraid that Jia Zhang's would forget, and told him word by word.
"Mom, you take this letter well, in case I have an accident, you remember my words, you must take this letter to find Silly Zhu, let Silly Zhu take this letter to the street, find the public security, and then read the content of the letterhead in front of the street and the public security, remember, remember, this matter can only be known to me and you, Yi Zhonghai, Qin Huairu, you can't confide the truth to them a word."
Jia Zhang reached out and touched Jia Dongxu's head.
Cool.
I don't have a fever.
What nonsense.
"Okay, okay, mom knows, if you have an accident, mom will find Silly Zhu and ask Silly Zhu to hand over the letter to the street and the public security, this matter can't be told to outsiders, including your master Yi Zhonghai and daughter-in-law Qin Huairu, Mom remembers."
"Mom, you must remember my words."
Jia Dongxu before leaving.
Uneasy, he told Jia Zhang again.
I don't know why.
His intense sense of uneasiness was even greater.
When I went to bed last night, I also dreamed that I was lying in the coffin, Jia Zhang's lying on the coffin and crying, and Qin Huairu wearing white clothes and red clothes pretending to cry.
Jia Dongxu looked at the sky, looked at Jia Zhang's reluctantly, and finally left the courtyard with steps.
Behind him is Jia Zhang, who is paying attention to Jia Dongxu's departing back.
Jia Zhang's didn't know this farewell, it was goodbye, Jia Dongxu walked up, came back lying down, and casually put Jia Dongxu's letter under the mattress.
turned around and went to find Qin Huairu.
Don't be surprised.
As soon as Jia Zhang's front foot left, the stick stalk of the tiger's head and tiger brain, and the back foot jumped into the house like a monkey, rummaging through the boxes and cabinets to find it.
At yesterday's compound meeting, Xu Damao was sneered at, and the self-esteem of the noisy stick terrier was greatly hurt, which cast a shadow on the future of the thief.
The thief decided to be a real swallow Li San, so he used the Jia family as a place for him to practice his skills, and when he was rummaging through the cabinets, a letterhead fell into the hands of the stick terrier.
It is the letterhead of Jia Dongxu's confession.
Look at the handwriting on it.
The stick terrier was ecstatic, and Jia Zhang said that their Jia family had a family heirloom.
Could it be that this is the secret book, hearing the sound of footsteps in the courtyard, the thief stuffed the letterhead into his arms and ran into the courtyard with a brisk step.
"Stick terrier, be careful, what time is it, why don't you go to school yet? I warn you, hurry to school, or I'll whip you with a feather duster. ”
"Grandma, I see."
The stick terrier ran to work in a puff of smoke.
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(End of chapter)