Chapter 4 Fighting the Landlords Under the Underworld

Entering the Netherworld again, it is no longer the Ten Halls of Yama.

Xie Yuen stood outside a ruined temple, covered in dust and cobwebs, and a plaque slanted and slanted.

"Land Temple!?"

Look at the small seal on the plaque clearly, this is actually the first stop of the thirteen stations of the underworld - the Land Temple.

"Three with one, hahaha, Da Lao Hei can't afford it, right?"

"I can't afford your sister, Wang Bang, blow up your dead bull's head!"

Just as Xie Yuen was looking at the Land Temple, a conversation caught his attention.

Stepping in, under the shrine, four strange figures sat together, four heads in a pile.

Just looking at the appearance and figure, these four are the black and white impermanence and the bull-headed horse face.

The bull head exhaled like spitting mist, and his eyes widened widely, like copper bells, looking at the pair of Wang Bang incredibly, as if he was going to poke the black impermanence with a sharp horn a few times if he didn't agree with him.

On the other side, the horse's face snorted, the horse's face was long, extremely ugly, and he bared his front teeth and said, "I can't afford it!" ”

"Hahaha, can't you afford it? 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 straights......"

The black impermanence continued, a black suit outlined the fat all over the body, trembling and trembling, a small black felt hat, which was extremely discordantly buckled on the fat head and big ears.

Although Bai Wuchang in a white suit, a white felt hat, and white leather shoes has not yet been used, he is also eager to try.

"You can't come out like this, you can't control the next house!" Xie Yuen saw that a good card was about to be broken by Black Impermanence, and hurriedly spoke up.

"If you don't come out of the line, what's out?"

Black impermanence knew that his card skills were lacking, and he listened to the advice of others to eat a full meal and put away his straight.

These four were so addicted to the game that they didn't have time to care about it, and none of them looked up.

"Hero Flyer!" Xie Yuen studied the board and reminded.

Black and white impermanence hesitated a little, and asked rhetorically: "Hero, which single is floating?" ”

"Hurry up, I'll be thankful for the flowers on the other side......"

Ma Mian urged again and again, trying to disrupt the impermanence of the black and impermanent, after all, the cards in his hand were just enough to crush the straight.

"A 9!" Xie Yuen began to command.

"Haha, a J, crush to death!" The bull head grinned so that the corners of his mouth were folded to his ears.

"Out of A!" Xie Yuen commanded again.

…………

A minute later, Hei Wuchang threw out the last straight, looked up to the sky and laughed, "Hahaha, Lao Tzu won!" Come, brother drink water! ”

Xie Yuen felt thirsty after fighting for a long time, took the tea handed by Hei Wuchang, and did not hesitate to raise his head and take a sip.

Smash it, smash it, smash it, I feel that this tea is weird, but I don't know why.

The bull head and the horse face unhappily raised the card, "What to drag, more than ten rounds to win such a handful, what is there to be happy about?" Besides, can you win without Lao Bai's guidance? ”

Bai Wuchang's face was full of innocence, and he explained: "I didn't even speak! ”

"It's not you, it's human?" The bull head and horse face are very disdainful.

Hei Wuchang was obviously stunned, then turned around and exclaimed: "Ah, people......"

The other three Underworld also raised their heads and looked at Xie Yuen with surprised faces.

"Good afternoon, four ugly monsters!" For some reason, Xie Yuen's mouth was a little uncontrollable, and he subconsciously said what was in his heart, and couldn't help but look at the cup in his hand, "Big Laohei, what did you give the master to drink?" ”。

This time, on the contrary, the four underworld chasers were excited, and they all looked around Xie Yuen.

"The underworld has been sealed for five thousand years, and I finally saw a fresh ghost, white and tender!" Bai Wuchang's tongue dragged to the ground.

"You're a ghost, my master is a human, this tongue is disgusting!"

Xie Yuen hurriedly covered his mouth, but the words were already out.

Brushing the ground, Bai Wuchang's face turned even paler, and he was about to take the mourning stick when he returned his hand.

"Hahaha, little brother said it well, but this is not the most disgusting, when squatting in the pit, the tongue falling into the dung pit is the most disgusting!"

Ma Mian heard that Xie Yuen was sarcastic about Bai Impermanence, and he instantly came to his senses, just so that he could be angry with the other party.

"You're no better than that, the horse's face is longer than the donkey's face, I don't know, I thought you were a mule!!"

Before Bai Wuchang could refute, Ma Mian was still secretly happy, Xie Yuen spoke again, and in one sentence, Ma Mian was so angry that his face grew a little longer.

Damn it, what the hell are you giving me to drink? Lord Hades, knock me down to the eighteenth layer of hell!

The horse's face was gloomy, and with the guillotine in his hand, he was about to take Xie Yuen.

"None of you can touch him, be careful that I turn my face with you, he just drank the Ecstasy Spring water, and he will recover in a while!"

Hei Wuchang is still a little conscientious, he just won the game, and he raised his eyebrows, so naturally he would not let people bully Xie Yuen.

However, Xie Yuen just couldn't control that broken mouth.

"Your face is a piece of black charcoal, no matter how much you turn it over, you can't change the crying and mourning appearance of the black and autumn!"

The four underworlds can't suppress their anger!

Xie Yuen took the initiative to lie down!

It's boring, so be it, what's the fear of death?

Punches and kicks, dense as raindrops.

"Let you laugh at the length of my tongue!" Bai Wuchang angrily slapped Xie Yuen with his long tongue.

"Let you laugh at my long face!" The horse's hooves stepped on Xie Yuen again and again.

"Make you laugh at my black face!" Black Impermanence's fleshy fist pounded against Xie Yuen's chest.

"Let you laugh at the three of them for not taking me with you!" The bull-headed steel fork fixed Xie Yuen to the ground, making him unable to move, and could only endure the fat beating.

It didn't take half an hour, more than twenty minutes, for the fist to stop.

Niu Tou forked Xie Yuen, "As the first customer in 5,000 years, do you want to experience the oil pot once?" ”

"Tongue pulling hell is more suitable for this kid!" Bai Wuchang was furious.

Xie Yuen trembled when he heard this, as long as he was a Chinese person, he was afraid of these eighteen hells, and he was really thrown down, and he didn't know how many years of torture he had suffered?

"You are abusing lynching, communiquing personal vendettas, I want to report you to Lord Yama ......"

was beaten, Xie Yuen's mouth was still very owed.

"Beat him!"

"Oops, hey, beg for mercy, a few masters don't remember the villain, spare the little one!"

Xie Yuen is also a big husband who can bend and stretch.

"Say, how did you break through the seal and enter the Netherworld?" The bull asked with a straight face.

"Well, it was King Qin Guang who asked me to be the spokesperson of the local government and enter and leave the prefecture freely!"

"Huh?" The four of them were stunned for a moment, and looked at each other, obviously not believing it.

The horse face disappeared in place, thinking that he was looking for King Qin Guang to verify the authenticity.

After a while, Ma Mian reappeared with a serious expression, and first looked at Xie Yuen for a while before nodding to the others.

"King Qin Guang said, don't ask what you shouldn't ask, try to meet this kid's needs!" The horse-faced divine consciousness transmitted to the other three.

"This kid can't be the illegitimate son of Jiang Ziwen, the king of Qin Guang, right?" Bai Wuchang's brain circuit was a little surprised.

"Don't you say I haven't found out yet, this kid is a bit like Meng Po!" Ma Mian replied.

"Old man Jiang and Meng Po really have a leg? Can Lu Juan endure it? Black Impermanence's eyes widened.

"Don't talk about what you have or not, while the effect of the ecstasy spring water has not faded, ask about the situation again." The bull head interrupted the exchange of consciousness between several people.

There has been no business for 15,000 years, everyone is idle and panicked, studying some gossip news all day long, and now a living person has come, so he naturally wants to inquire about the affairs of the human world.

"Boy, let me ask you, why are you here?" The bull head looked at Xie Yuen.

"Oh, I'm besieged by the evil spirits of the other world, and I want to come in and move the rescuers!" Xie Yuen concentrated and didn't dare to say too many radical words.

"Otherworldly Evil Spirits!" The four underworld members exclaimed in unison, "Have these guys appeared in the human realm again?" ”

"Yes, a spirit source white hole appeared this morning, and many evil spirits from the other world have emerged!"

"The Three Realms have been sealed, and these guys don't stop!" The bull head was furious, and two hot breaths erupted from his nostrils.

"If I can get out, see if I don't tear these guys to shreds!" Ma Mian was equally resentful.

It is not difficult to infer from the expressions of several underworldly people that as early as five thousand years ago, the Three Realms may have been fighting against the evil spirits of the other world.

"After the Three Realms are sealed, the aura of the human realm has subsided, is there still the ability to deal with the evil spirits of the other world?" The bull head continued to ask.

Xie Yuen hurriedly replied: "The aura of the world is revived, and people can cultivate!" ”

As soon as the words fell, four eyes swept over Xie Yuen.

"The physical body has been strengthened, I can't see what the magic is, it feels weird!" The bull head shook his head slightly, unable to see anything.

Next, the four underworld messengers asked a lot of questions, and finally the bull head spoke: "We can't pass through the seal, we can only give you something to defend yourself!" ”

Xie Yuen was curious, what treasures these people would give themselves, and his eyes swept over the guillotine on the horse's face, the steel fork on the bull's head, the white impermanence's mourning stick, and the black impermanence's chains.

"Don't look at us like that, you can't use this!" The four underworld messengers put away their magic weapons one after another.

"Stingy, what can you sponsor?"

"I can give you a phone!" Bai Wuchang made a statement.

"I can borrow this lighter from you!" HORSE FACE TAKE OUT A PLATINUM ZIPOO.

"I've got a good cigar!" Niu Tou pulls out a box of Cuban cigars.

Xie Yuen looked at the black impermanence, hoping that he would read the love of winning cards and give himself a real treasure.

Rumble......

There was a burst of fly ash, and a black Mercedes-Benz big G appeared in the Land Temple.

"Hey, handsome, I've got you!"

Xie Yuen's jaw dropped in shock, what kind of weird thing is this? There are no other treasures in the underworld?

What about the book of life and death, the judge's pen? No matter how bad it is, give a bowl of Meng Po soup!

Besides, aren't the Three Realms sealed, where did these things come from?