Chapter 2: Thieves rob thieves
The bell rang quickly and loudly, and Ma Hanshan knew that it was a warning bell as soon as he heard it. Damn, Lao Tzu just took over and had something to do.......
The people who heard the warning bell reacted quite quickly, but the result of the reaction was that Ma Hanshan was so angry that he couldn't speak, these bastards, these bastards, when they heard the warning bell, they actually ran around like headless flies.
Alas, what kind of quality is this, what kind of thief is this, not as good as a villager of an ordinary village.
"Shi Hualong... Where did Shi Hualong die...... Ma Hanshan regretted agreeing to be the owner of this bullshit village, damn, this is not a group of bandits, but a nest of flies, and it will buzz away with a little movement.
Shi Hualong panted and ran to report to Ma Hanshan: "Huh... The lord of the village, the old crow's nest... Liu... Mazi is coming to grab food again, run... The owner of the village ran quickly ....... ”
Fuck, the number three person in the stockade, what kind of bullshit hall master is so daring? Others come to grab food and run?
"Where did Liu Mazi come from?" Ma Hanshan was very annoyed, fuck, what is this, took over a bunch of such garbage, and Liu Mazi's bastard will not come sooner or later, you will come when Lao Tzu takes over the cottage? Intentionally can't get along with Lao Tzu, right?
"He... He's from the Crow's Nest... The old crow's nest is a businessless like us. Shi Hualong looked at the entrance of the stockade in a panic and stammered to answer Ma Hanshan's question.
"He's coming to grab food? Thieves rob thieves? How many people did they come? Scare you like this, are they awesome? Ma Hanshan said as he stretched out his hand to grab Yu Tianchuan, who was about to retreat, and shouted, "Fuck, what are you panicking about, organize the brothers to do it with them." ”
"The owner of the village, you can't win them, the thieves in the old crow's nest are extremely vicious and have super combat power, and they are twice as powerful as my ......." Yu Tianchuan said in horror.
"Yes, the owner of the village, run, it's safe to enter the mountain... There were a lot of them, they had a hundred and fifty strong men, and horses and ....... Shi Hualong pushed Ma Hanshan to live in the back mountain and run.
Ma Hanshan shook off Shi Hualong, pulled Ah Niu over, and whispered a few words in his ear to let him go quickly. Ah Niu nodded and ran towards the Juyi Hall.
"Collection... Assemble and ...... with the old crows. ”
It was too late, and there was a burst of people shouting horses, and Liu Mazi had already led people to rush to him, and with a wave of his hand, he surrounded Ma Hanshan and others.
"Haha... Ha ha....... The pockmarked guy in the lead reined in his horse and laughed out loud.
He is Liu Mazi, the chief of the crow's nest.
"You're sick." Ma Hanshan said coldly.
"What? What did you say? I'm not sick, I'm strong. Liu Mazi was stunned, patted his chest and said, his expression and movements were very similar to those of a demonstrative orangutan.
Well, he didn't know it was an expletive.
"I mean, did you get kicked in the head by a donkey... Oh, are you riding a donkey or a horse, you were kicked by this beast. Ma Hanshan said lightly.
Shi Hualong, Yu Tianchuan and other people who were surrounded were very frightened, and the owner of the village... Owner of the village, you can't... We can't say that, or we'll all be doomed if we provoke this insidious and vicious thief.
Yu Tianchuan gently tugged at Ma Hanshan's sleeve and motioned him not to say this.
"Motherfucker, grandson turtle, you scold me... Believe it or not, I slashed your ...... with a single sword. Liu Mazi finally understood that Ma Hanshan was scolding him, and couldn't help but be furious.
"I believe you can cut me with a single sword, but ......." Ma Hanshan looked at Liu Mazi, the corners of his mouth curled, he smiled contemptuously, and then shouted loudly, "Ah Niu, if this guy whose head was kicked by a deceived donkey dares to hurt any one of our cottages, you will set fire to the grain." ”
What do you mean? How did the owner of the village call Ah Niu to burn grain? Everyone was puzzled, but Liu Mazi's face changed greatly.
"Yes, young master." Ah Niu's voice came from behind the Gathering Hall, where the grain was stored.
Liu Mazi's face was ugly, very ugly, he was very uncomfortable, he had never been so uncomfortable.
Of course he was uncomfortable, and if the food was burned, what was the use of him killing all the people here? He's not here to kill people, he's here to grab grain, as soon as the first month passes, it's immediately the three famines and April of the green and yellow, where to find food? Even if you rob it, there is no place to rob it, because of the war between Donghu and Dasong, the people here are going to run out, do you want to go to Tangzhou to rob it? He just had the guts, and it was too far.
The scene was very quiet, no one on both sides spoke, and the atmosphere was very depressing, except for the occasional snort of the skinny horses.
"You are Ma Fugui's weak and stupid thief son?" Liu Mazi finally regained his look, put down the raised knife and said.
"Whether it is strong or weak, it is not just about whether the body is strong or not, the brain is the most important thing." Ma Hanshan pointed to his head and said lightly, "Master Liuzhai, are you going to borrow grain or grab grain?" If it's a grain grab, I dare to guarantee that you won't be able to grab a grain of grain, and if it's a grain borrowing, withdraw your people outside the village and talk about it. ”
The situation is stronger than people, and if you can't beat it, you can only talk about it.
It's not the first time Liu Mazi has come to grab grain, and he didn't just grab the tile pot village, but he had never encountered such a thing today, and his face couldn't help but turn black again.
The Guogai Mountains of 100 miles from east to west and 50 miles from north to south make a living from robbery, there are four larger cottages, including people, three townships, nine villages and eighteen villages. As the so-called rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, everyone will not rob the villages of Guogai Mountain, but Liu Mazi has the strongest combat effectiveness by relying on the large number of people, and directly uses the "peers" in the mountains to open the knife and rob the food of other cottages.
"Haha, what did Ma Xian's nephew say, how could a certain person grab food in the mountains, a certain person came to ask for the support of a virtuous nephew... Borrowing grain... Borrow food ....... Liu Mazi suddenly laughed and said, he turned his head and said to the people around him, "Liu Min and Liu Pi stayed, and the others retreated outside the mountain gate." ”
"Please call the master of the horse village, the ghost is your virtuous nephew." Ma Hanshan said coldly, "How much grain does Lord Liu Zhai want to borrow?" ”。
Your uncle, holding a knife and having a relationship with Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu was tired of playing in his last life.
Liu Mazi's face was ugly again, and he was ignored by a young man, a weak chicken and a young man, and he couldn't hang it anymore.
However, if you can't get food, you really can't get this green season, and there is no place to grab it.
"One hundred stones, I only need one hundred stones to get through this three desolations and four months." Although his own people can crush the tile pot village, the weak chickens in this village will burn the grain and die together, and Liu Mazi has to bow his head to discuss.
"Impossible, there are only dozens of stones of grain in this village, and they are all given to you, what do we eat?" Yu Tianchuan is the head of the tile pot village, and he knows best how much grain there is in the village.
"It's a fart, Ah Niu, it's burned, and today it's all with these thieves." Shi Hualong finally said something that the hard-hearted Ma Hanshan liked.
One hundred stones, one hundred and twenty catties per stone according to the measurement of Da Song, is ten thousand catties of grain, and there are one hundred and ten mouths in the cottage, which can barely last for a quarter. Now that Liu Mazi actually wants to borrow a hundred stones, it is better to burn everyone directly.
"Master Liu Zhai, since I am a fellow Taoist, I can't see death without help, borrow you fifty stones, write an IOU." Ma Hanshan knew that even if there was only one stone left, he would have to borrow Liu Mazi half a stone to finish the matter today.
Liu Mazi's face began to change again, he didn't believe that there were only dozens of stones of grain in the tile pot village, and it was clear that Ma Fugui had gained a lot of money from the Lantern Festival. But in this situation, he can't do anything if he doesn't believe it, otherwise, he won't be able to get fifty stones.
"Hehe, the owner of the horse village, don't use the IOU, we are all playing on the road, a mouthful of spit and a mouthful of nails, all of them are iron teeth and copper teeth, and what you say counts." Although it was said to be borrowed, Liu Mazi never thought of paying it back.
What are you kidding, do the thieves pay back the things they borrowed?
Not only did he not think about it, but he also thought that he would borrow it when he finished eating, and next time... Hum.......
"Mr. Qi, write an IOU for him to draw a pledge. Manager Yu arranged for someone to load him with fifty stone of grain. Ma Hanshan looked at Liu Mazi and said, "Master Liu, I don't have any trust in anyone, and no one can trust me, so if you want food, you must write it on the IOU." After drawing a charge, hurry up and get the grain out of the ....... ”
After Ma Hanshan finished speaking, he walked to the recliner outside the door of Juyi Hall with his hands behind his back and lay down, stilted Erlang's legs and sang.
"The sea laughs, the tide on both sides of the strait, the ups and downs follow the waves, only remember the present day, the sky laughs, the tide in the world, who loses and who wins, God knows ......."
Day, what song is this? What's the tune?
In such a serious and tense atmosphere, he actually sang?
Let Lao Tzu get out? Liu Mazi's face changed again, this is Chi Guoguo's contempt and disregard, this is a slap in the face, .......
Alas, but you can't eat your face as a meal, just slap your face, eat his food, and come back to clean him up, Liu Mazi comforted himself in his heart.
Liu Mazi drew a charge and began to ask people to move grain.
Liu Mazi is gone, but Ma Hanshan is still singing his songs, singing that weird song.
Why does the owner of the village keep singing this strange song, is the owner of the village crazy? Alas, our tile pot village is really unlucky, the old village owner just left, and the young village owner went crazy on the first day he took over.
Ah Niu and Qi Nanyue both knew that Ma Hanshan was not crazy, nor was he hysterical, he was aggrieved, and he was angry.
Ma Hanshan is really angry, damn, he was bullied by Liu Mazi like this just after taking over, if he wasn't a little anxious and came up with the trick of burning grain, he would definitely be bullied by Liu Mazi to the end.
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In the evening, the incense wafts everywhere in the tile pot village, the fragrance of meat, the fragrance of wine, and the fire room is cooking dinner and meat. Originally, it was going to be a celebration and carnival, but when Liu Mazi grabbed food, the carnival was gone, but he still had to eat.
"Young master, it's time to eat." Ah Niu came to call Mahanshan for dinner.
"Eat? Fucking everyone knows how to eat, eat, eat enough to die, bastard, what's the use of eating so much, when I heard Liu Mazi coming, I ran around like a frightened duck... Damn, you deserve to be bandits, too? Phew, it's an insult to the word bandit. Ma Hanshan jumped up and scolded.
Eh, the young master is really different from before, how did he learn to scold? The young master never scolds, Ah Niu is really getting more and more worried, and the young master still has a problem with his brain.
"Let them move dinner to the lawn, and assemble, I'm going to have a meeting... The plenary session was ....... Mahanshan roared.
"Young Master, what's the meeting?" Ah Niu doesn't understand.
"Criticism Conference." Ma Hanshan said viciously.
Ah Niu was a little confused, what is the criticism.