Chapter 6: The Militia
Qi Nanyue came back and bought a hundred stones of grain and came back, and a hundred stones of grain can be eaten for a while, and everyone is happy that they don't have to go hungry.
After a few more days, the clothes, shoes and hats also returned, but everyone was not happy, because... This dress and shoes and hats are so... It's too deviant, what kind of clothes is this, not a civilian uniform, not an official uniform, not a shirt.
There are strict rules in the world about who wears what clothes, such as those stinky farts and shaking their heads and nerds, there are special ghost shirts and scarves, what show talents are jinshi or something, and there are logos on the clothes. In short, those who wear shirts are superior to others, and even if they break the law, the punishment will be reduced by a few .......
In the village, Mahan Mountain is the largest, and the biggest one has the final say, and if you don't like it, you have to wear it.
However, it is indeed much more convenient to wear these clothes for work or training, and everyone gradually likes it.
Compared with this kind of "fancy costume", what makes the people in the village panic, panic, and even more afraid than the arrival of the end of the world is that the owner of the village wants to "lose his hair", and he also makes the whole village lose his hair.
So, when Ma Hanshan was cutting his hair, the whole village knelt on the lawn and cried, no, the owner of the village, the parents of the body hair and skin, cutting hair is not filial piety, everyone can be a thief, but not unfilial.
Phew, what kind of bullshit is this.
It's not that the whole village is kneeling and crying, Qi Nanyue is standing and crying, he is now a "hairdresser" and wants to give the owner of the village a "haircut".
Although Qi Nanyue is a pennyman, he is also deeply influenced by Han Confucianism, and he also agrees with his parents who suffer from the hair and skin of the body, cutting hair is an act of filial piety and disobedience, but he can't help but listen to Ma Hanshan, so he can only cry while cutting his hair.
Of course, Qi Nanyue's hair-cutting skills are extremely poor, so the solution that Ma Hanshan thought of was to find a big bowl to cover his head, and then cut all the hair exposed outside the bowl with a click.
Well, this is a standard pot lid hairstyle, and the pot lid mountain haircut is also suitable for the occasion.
Originally, Ma Hanshan wanted to "one-size-fits-all" to unify the hairstyle of the whole village, but in the end it was compromised, and the women and the elderly did not cut it, and the young and strong men all cut it into pot lids.
After cutting their hair, the militia in new clothes are gathering, Shi Hualong is shouting passwords, after practicing for so long, the militia's formation and standing posture are decent, and they are wearing new clothes in Tsing Yi, Ma Hanshan feels that these dozens of bandit militia are particularly spiritual.
NND, it's a pity that it's urgent, if you dye your clothes army green... A piece of red cloth is sewn on the collar, and a five-pointed star is nailed to the hat... Hey... Isn't it ......? Ma Hanshan thought in his heart, when there are conditions in the future, he will have to organize these militias into the ...... of the red troops, haha, I am really looking forward to it.
"Look to the right... Look forward... At ease... Dressing... Count....... "Shi Hualong is assembling the team, changing into a new outfit, and Ma Zhai is mainly reviewing.
Haha, others inspect the troops, Ma Dazhai mainly reviews his militia... The militia is also a soldier.
During this time, these thief militia every day is to practice folding quilts, standing, foot drills, running, palm pressure and other basic skills, at the beginning, from top to bottom are extremely resistant, however, they dare not resist the authority of the village owner, so although the resistance also persisted, what I didn't expect is that after persisting for a while, everyone found that these militia turned into bandits actually have temperament and momentum, and their gestures are completely different from the original.
Of course, it used the world's most advanced recruit training method in Mahanshan's previous life.
Ma Hanshan stood behind Shi Hualong's left and looked at dozens of thieves and militiamen who had been transformed by themselves, and after the number was reported, Shi Hualong shouted for a while, stood upright, clenched his fists around his waist, and ran to the place five steps in front of Ma Hanshan to stop, stood upright, and raised his hands to salute.
Now in the whole village, the salutation action of the teacher Hualong is the most standard, Ma Hanshan felt spirited when he looked at it, and he also returned a salute.
"Report to the owner of the village, the militia battalion of the tile pot village has been assembled, there should be fifty people, and there are fifty people, please instruct." Shi Hualong reported loudly that the total number of militia was 60, and there were 10 people at the sentry post, so there were only 50 people who were inspected by the master of Ma Dazhai.
Damn, even the sentence structure and tone of the report are exactly the same as the red troops in another time and space, if there is another traverser from the same place as Mahan Mountain, he must think that this is a group of guys who have crossed collectively.
However, Ma Hanshan is also too stinky, sixty people, the number of people in the first company has not arrived, he is actually called a militia battalion, and Shi Hualong was actually promoted to the palace chief out of thin air.
Ma Hanshan smiled and waited for Shi Hualong to finish his report, and suddenly walked slowly to the front of the line with a dark face, silent, and his eagle-like eyes glanced at all the thief militia.
"Do you think it's boring and a waste of time to let you practice standing and walking every day?" Mahan Mountain sank into the dantian, and the sound was like Hong Zhong's words.
"Have you noticed any changes in yourself? Didn't find it? Then I tell you, now you are changing, you have become spiritual, and now you are like a man. ”
"Well, what I want to say is that whether it's cutting your hair or changing into this kind of costume that you think is weird, there is only one purpose, the next time Liu Mazi comes again, or someone like Liu Mazi comes, you won't run around like frightened ducks, but pick up weapons and knock them over."
"Of course, it is impossible to defeat the enemy just by practicing standing, lining up and foot drills, so from today onwards, you will enter the devil's actual combat training, long-distance running with weights, palm-pressing with weights, night attacks, etc., all of which are pediatrics, and you also have to practice knife skills, boxing ......."
"Do you want to Liu Mazi?"
"I want to... Think....... ”
"It's good to think, if people don't have ideals... That is, ideas, if you don't have a little idea, what's the difference with salted fish? Let's practice, I guarantee that you can turn Liu Mazi over. ”
"Do you have the confidence to overturn Liu Mazi?"
"There's... Yes... We want to overturn Liu Mazi's ....... ”
"Okay, let's kill Liu Mazi."
Awesome, this can also stir up emotions.
"Very good, like a man's words." Ma Hanshan raised his hand and raised three fingers and said, "I will conduct an assessment in three months, and the best will be rewarded, and the worst... Hehe, confinement, no eating. Don't be ashamed, don't let others look astray. ”
Yes... Confinement again? They were not allowed to eat again, and the thieves and militia really wanted to cry.
Confinement is definitely much more terrible than what they know, because there is at least light in confinement, but confinement is silent and lightless, and they are either standing half-bent over, or lying on their sides, with no room for movement, and people with poor psychological endurance will definitely not survive for two days and will go crazy.
And the means of punishing children by not being allowed to eat is too insulting, and if you are punished once, you don't dare to raise your head and walk for a long time, which is a shame.
Not to mention anything else, in order not to enter the black cave and confined, in order not to be punished and not allowed to eat, these dozens of thieves and militia had to train as if they were playing with their lives every day. No one thought that this group of guys who devoted themselves to training in order not to lose face would be the seed ...... of the new army in the future.