Chapter 31: The Land Guy's Self-Harm
If the checkers are corrected, the landman will jump.
"Wait!" Xie Yuen hurriedly stopped.
Just now he was pit by the land guy and was beaten fat.
The reason is that the land guy can hear his own voice, and playing a game with such a person, no matter what it is, it is impossible to win, so he must explain in advance that he cannot cast spells.
"What's the matter?" The landlord was a little impatient.
"Can't eavesdrop on my thoughts!"
"Hmph, you can handle it!" The little old man didn't seem to buy it.
"You old man, do you still want to cheat when you play games?" Xie Yuen immediately retorted.
"I'll eavesdrop on you, what can you do?"
Xie Yuen wanted to refute, but was stopped by Niu Tou:
"Leave him alone, I'll tell you a way, his spell won't work!"
"What's the solution?"
"He is a general spell of the temple gods, called [Listening to Wishes], which is specially used to answer the prayers of believers, as long as what you think has nothing to do with him, or calm down and don't think nonsense, he can't do anything about you!"
"I see!"
Xie Yuen nodded, and then silently said in his heart: The bull head is a fool, and the bull head is a fool!
There was a crisp sound of "Ding Dong", and Xie Yuen squatted on the ground with his head in his hands.
At that moment just now, it was a brain melon given by the bull head, which was very crisp and painful.
It hurt so much that Xie Yuen burst into tears.
"What the hell are you stupid, you say it's a universal spell, wouldn't I?"
"Uh......"
Getting up with difficulty, Xie Yuen lost his temper, and he didn't dare to think nonsense, let alone scold these two in his heart.
It's really difficult to play games with such people, so Xie Yuen failed in the first game and was slapped in the face.
At the beginning of the second game, after learning lessons and lessons, Xie Yuen hummed a small tune in his heart:
"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much, my little red face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life.
You are my little apple, just like the most beautiful cloud in the sky, spring has come to the hillside full of flowers, and if you plant hope, you will reap. ”
Well, the two of them can't hear anything.
Finally, Xie Yuen crushed the two.
After finding the trick, after more than ten games in a row, the land guy and the bull head failed to win.
For this reason, the land guy hugged Xie Yuen's thigh and begged: "Teach me to use both hands, and I will be your home in the future!" ”
Looking at the dilapidated Land Temple, Xie Yuen shook his head and declined.
"Whatever you want, as long as you are willing to teach me, I will satisfy you!"
"Okay, you can do whatever you want!" When the land guy saw Xie Yuen nodding, he immediately became excited.
Suddenly, a knife rested on the landguy's finger.
Click, the finger is cut off.
Looking at this scene, Xie Yuen jumped up directly from his seat.
What's going on?
I'm here to ask for help, I'm here to ask for a baby, why did I hurt myself?
That's right, it was the land guy himself who made the knife.
"Bull Boss, the land lord is crazy!"
"Isn't that what you want?" The bull said as he threw over the severed finger that the land guy had cut off on the table.
Although the land guy is made of clay and there is no blood flowing, this is a finger after all.
Xie Yuen is not connected, nor is he not connected.
At the moment when he hesitated, the bull head drank: "There is really no more when it lands!" ”
Frowning, Xie Yuen caught the severed finger in the air, his expression was stiff, and he stepped forward to return the severed finger: "Lord Land, I am a poor man, if you touch porcelain, find money to touch it." ”
"What is a porcelain?" The land guy looked puzzled, and pushed back the severed finger that Xie Yuen handed over.
"My clay sculpture is made of Lethe River water and yellow spring soil, mixed with the dead branches of flowers on the other side. There is a saying that 'the Yellow Spring is a piece of earth, and people are eternally separated', if you want to seal the Lingyuan White Cave, maybe this thing can help! ”
"Huh? But you ......"
"The old man can go to the Lechuan River and repair the mud again, it's not a big deal, it scares you."
Xie Yuen saw a sense of indifference in the eyes of the land guy, so he accepted the severed finger.
"Thank you, Lord Land!"
Saying that, Xie Yuen bowed and thanked him.
"You're kind to wool, it's important to teach me to play checkers first!"
The land guy talked about checkers and came to the spirit again, and he studied it with Xie Yuen.
Xie Yuen was moved from the bottom of his heart, and told the land guy his checkers experience: "In fact, checkers is not so difficult, what is important is the combination of layout and dredging, as long as the layout is good, the blockage is blocked, the run, it is easy to win!" ”
"It's as simple as that?"
The land guy was a little unconvinced, after all, he had studied for a long time and was invincible all over the underworld, but in the face of Xie Yuen, he relied on cheating to win a game.
He can understand what Xie Yuen said about the combination of layout and dredging, but it is too simple.
"This is actually not simple, the layout pays attention to the overall situation and long-term value, some people can lay out three steps, some people can lay out ten moves, and even when the first piece falls, the whole game of chess is arranged, how do you say you want to win?"
"So that's it? So how many steps can you lay out? ”
"My words, after three games, I basically mastered your chess moves, and the layout was completed."
"So powerful?" The land lord looked at Xie Yuen incredulously.
"Actually, checkers are nothing, in our place they are all children's play, and they are only great at playing Go and chess!"
"Go, chess?" The land guy thought for a moment, then looked at the bull head and asked, "Has King Chu Jiang been studying Go?" ”
"Seems so!"
Receiving the bull's answer, the landman turned around and ran to the king of the Ten Palaces of Yama.
After the landman left, Xie Yuen set his eyes on the bull's head, stretched out his hands at him, and begged again.
"Uncle Niutou, you can do it, and enjoy a few small boxes of cigars!"
"How many more boxes? I don't have much stock of old cows. ”
As he spoke, Niu Tou took out three cigars and threw them in Xie Yuen's hands.
"Thank you Uncle Bull for the reward, but I have an old and a young ......"
"Stop, I'm afraid of you, right?"
The second time the bull head handed out was actually a paper bag.
Heavy, I don't know what's inside.
"What is this?"
"This is the Dark Silkworm Sand, it's good for you!"
"Ahh
Disgusting, Xie Yuen was about to throw it away after speaking, this bull's head is really wonderful, and he carries a bag of stool.
"This is a treasure, it can relieve the toxins in the body, I have observed your muscles and veins, if it is not for the baptism of the power of the three-color spirit center, the impurities in the human world can hinder your cultivation speed, and even affect your height."
"Is it so serious?" Xie Yuen was also surprised, he could realize that cultivation in the real world was extremely difficult, and he often had to use instruments to absorb the power of the Spiritual Body.
On the one hand, there are too many impurities in the spiritual energy, and the other reason is that there are too many impurities and toxins in the human body, which far drag down the body.
If this problem is not solved, it will only get worse.
Holding the bag of stool, Xie Yuen thought for a moment and stretched out his hands again.
"You kid is insatiable! Get out of the way! ”
The bull head kicked Xie Yuen out of the Land Temple, and the three-colored light flickered and disappeared into the underworld.