"I heard you like to play poker?" Meng Po sat on the table in front of the shrine, her fingers constantly tapping on the table, very rhythmic.

But the more rhythmic it is, the more nervous Xie Yuen becomes.

"Well, it's okay, I like to fight the landlord or something!"

"Do you know how to play backgammon?" Meng Po asked Xie Yuen.

"What?" Xie Yuen was puzzled and asked, "Aren't you talking about Go?"

"Go is too brain-consuming, and I don't like it either, but backgammon is simple and straightforward, are you interested in playing with me?" Meng Po waved her hand, and on the table, a pair of Go chessboards and chess pieces appeared.

"Yes, yes!" Xie Yuen nodded again and again, and immediately sat opposite Meng Po.

Meng Po pointed to the two chess pieces and asked, "Who landed first?"

"Come first, the elders first?" Xie Yuen admits that he is very modest.

But women, no one likes to say that they are old, even if the other party is Meng Po, who has lived for an unknown number of years.

"You mean I'm old?"

Xie Yuen was shocked, looking at Meng Po on the other side and feeling a little embarrassed, how could he make such a mistake.

"How can you be old, you are the youngest little fairy in the underworld!"

Yue, Xie Yuen felt extremely evil about his bottomless line, but he didn't dare to show it.

"Little fairy? I don't like this title, I'm not those palace maids in the Heavenly Palace, I'm Meng Po!"

For the word "little fairy", Meng Po obviously doesn't like it very much.

"If you don't like this, then call you little sister!"

Yue, Xie Yuen has always despised himself in his heart, and he is too undisciplined and chaste.

"Little sister? Little sister!" Meng Po smacked her lips and tasted it, and seemed to be quite satisfied, "Then you can call me little sister from now on!"

"Yes, young lady!"

"Hee-hee, come on, play chess, let your sunspot go first!"

Eldest sister, you don't know tens of thousands of years old, don't laugh like that, I look a little scared!

Touching the cold sweat on his head, Xie Yuen Heizi fell into chess.

Three minutes later.

"No, you have to make me regret one more move, or I'll beat you!" Miss Meng Po rolled up her sleeves and waved her fist with some warning.

"Okay, young lady can play as much as she wants!" Xie Yuen could only let the opponent regret the move for the fourth time.

"You bully people, how can you win, there must be other places to solve chess!"

One step of death chess fell, announcing Xie Yuen's perfect victory, this time whether she regretted the chess or not, Meng Po had no chance.

"No, come again, come again, it's just a warm-up game!"

"Little sister, it's okay to play chess, but you have to do me a favor!" Xie Yuen rarely went to the underworld once, of course, he had to get something good.

"What do you want? Niu Tou said, your kid likes gadgets the most, what do you like, sister will give it to you!"

Xie Yuen's reputation has spread in the underworld, and everyone wants to come to meet him, but this time he was met by Meng Po.

"Actually, it's the car that Black Impermanence sent me, it's out of gas, and I can't drive it!"

"I'll take a look when I'm out of gas!" qs

With a wave of Meng Po's hand, Xie Yuen's big G appeared in the Land Temple.

"It's easy, na, you go grab a handful of sandalwood from the landguy, put it in the engine, light it, and you'll have energy."

"Wait, you mean the sandalwood in the censer?"

Isn't it, this big g burns sandalwood?

I've heard of burning oil, electricity, and steam, but I've never heard of burning sandalwood.

"Go, can I still lie to you?" Meng Po urged.

Xie Yuen could only do it, he was really afraid that if a fire ignited the car, it would be worth the loss.

Xiaoxiao grabbed a handful of sandalwood, but took out the lighter only to find that the lighter given by Ma Mian was out of steam.

"You're a troublemaker!" Meng Po waved her hand impatiently, only to see a cluster of dark blue flames flying up from the hole under the shrine, and the entire land temple was much colder.

The flame melted into the lighter, and Xie Yuen looked down, and the word "pickup" appeared on it.

Casually, Meng Po also lit the sandalwood on the big G engine, "You'd better add some sandalwood, these are enough for you to use a fart!"

Miss Meng Po is really her own gospel, and she has solved two major problems at once.

Xie Yuen excitedly grabbed several handfuls of sandalwood, put it on the engine, swirled with the sandalwood, and then disappeared.

Get in the car, light the fire, boom, and the big G roars again.

Jumping out of the car, ignoring the impatient Meng Po on the side, Xie Yuen squatted on the side of the road, put a lot of sandalwood into his trouser pocket, and felt that it was not enough, so he jumped into the car and dragged down the spare suitcase.

Meng Po looked at Xie Yuen's actions with some embarrassment, and urged, "You kid hurry up, besides, you keep some for the land guy, this is his ration."

"Oh, grab two more, grab two more!"

The insatiable will be beaten, this is the truth that Xie Yuen has just realized.

With a blue nose and swollen face, he sat opposite Meng Po and held a black chess piece with a key landing point, but he didn't dare to play.

Meng Po on the other side also discovered this trick, and a look scared Xie Yuen didn't dare to fall.

Luozi himself won, but it's possible, it's not right, it's not possible, but it will definitely be beaten.

In order to prevent his handsome face from being disfigured, Xie Yuen finally let go of the move.

After three more sons, Meng Po finally won the first set under the intimidation of her fists.

"Hee-hee, I'll win!"

"Congratulations to the young lady for winning the chess game!"

If you compliment, Xie Yuen will come as soon as he opens his mouth, and he has long been used to it.

This is another truth, if you are good at sycophants, you will be good at living.

"Boy, it's time for you to go!"

Meng Po won, and there is no desire to play anymore.

"Then I'll go first, see you next time, young lady!"

It can be said that this time the harvest is full, and Big G can go for a ride with female classmates with the throttle again.

It would be nice to have a few more cigars, and some of them are not worthy of this car if you don't light a cigar with a big g.

"You wait!"

Suddenly, Xie Yuen, who stepped out of the Land Temple with his right foot, was stopped by Meng Po.

"What else does the young lady have to say?"

"I heard that you like some small things, and I don't have any treasures, so you can bring a bowl of Meng Po soup back!"

"Don't!" Xie Yuen shook his head like a rattle.

"This is a good thing, and I can't give it to others!"

"Reluctantly, for thousands of years in Huaxia, after everyone went to hell, who hasn't tasted your Meng Po soup, and you still say that you are reluctant to give it!" Xie Yuen was speechless, you are not a good thing.

"If you give it to you, you will take it, do you want to be beaten again?" Meng Po frowned, rolled up her sleeves and started again.

Xie Yuen could only blacken his face and took Meng Po soup with both hands.

Looking at this quaint earthen bowl, this bowl should be an antique, very commemorative, said that it must be taken outside, and some people remember that they used this bowl to drink Meng Po soup back then.

Raise your neck and prepare to take a sip, even if you don't like this pitch-black, strong Chinese medicine Meng Po soup.

"Eh, I'm not here for you!" Meng Po hurriedly stretched out her hand to stop Xie Yuen, if she had slowed down, she might have really entered her mouth.

"Not for me to drink?" Xie Yuen was stunned for a moment, then his voice was high-pitched, and he roared, "Why didn't you say it earlier, it hurt Lao Tzu to almost drink it......

"Who are you calling Lao Tzu?"

With his cold gaze and extremely cold tone, Xie Yuen reacted and quickly apologized: "Miss Meng, don't be angry, I'm just impulsive, don't do it, eh, eh, ah, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth......

Xie Yuen was beaten again

, he seems to be in conflict with these underworld criminals, and he doesn't know how many people have been beaten and how many times.

Kicked out of the Land Temple again.