Poured? The Yellow Crane Tower fell.

In the world, there are always many coincidences or providence, Da Song was invaded by Donghu South to cut the land and sue for peace and lost half of the country, and when the royal family moved south to build the capital Lin'an, Ezhou Zhizhou Fang Ze rebuilt more than 10 years ago The Yellow Crane Tower, a famous building in the south of the Yangtze River, fell again.

"Oh, it fell? Forget it. Let's go, find a place to live first, huh, small cover, where else is there fun in Ezhou? In other words, are there any heroes and heroes in Ezhou? "Although everyone likes the beautiful scenery, Mahan Mountain is not those literati who moan without disease, so the Yellow Crane Tower falls down, it doesn't matter.

"Hehe, no, no, Ezhou looks like it's very prosperous, in fact, it's just a new city, what's the fun place... Heck, or the big guy can go to Boyatai and Changchun to watch. However, I don't think there's anything to see, so I might as well go fishing in the Wrapped Foot Lake. Gesebo shook his head.

"Don't go, don't go... How did a good building fall? Could it be that something is wrong with Feng Shui? Ma Hanshan is very regretful, he just wants to go upstairs to see the river, and then pretend to recite two ancient poems, now that the building has fallen, he is bored.

"Big guy, do you want to see the building or the river? Although the building has fallen, there are not many people who go there every day, especially some nerds who are also very good, always run there to hang on the Yellow Crane Tower that has disappeared. Gai Shibao glanced at Shen Hua who was following behind, and then approached Ma Hanshan and whispered, "Big guy, why don't we go and have a look... I heard that many young ladies and merry women will also go there to join in the fun. ”

The thoughts of the literati are indeed not understandable to ordinary people, don't say that there was a famous building that made the poet saint come many times, it is a stone, they can write a lot of gorgeous or sad poems, and then create some moving stories... Then the sour Ding in the world came to "express his feelings" one after another.

There are sour talents, and there are naturally beautiful women.

Especially in this dynasty, there are not only many famous beauties, but also many beautiful so-called talented women.

"Really? Is there really a chick? "I heard that there are beautiful women, and Ma Hanshan was moved.

"Girl? Oh... There are really talented and beautiful women, there are sour talents, how can there be fewer handsome and beautiful women? Gesepo smiled and said, "Big man, others go to enjoy the scenery and compose poems, but we go to see people and prostitutes......." ”

The ancients were precocious, and they could get married at the age of fifteen or sixteen. Therefore, Gesebo has long been involved in Fengyue places, and he is no stranger to the affairs of men and women.

"Well... Good... Find a place to stay, and then go and see the girl... Oh no, it's to see the river view. Alas, it's really ......embarrassing that such a good building collapsed. "After Mahanshan came to this world, he has been staying in the tile pot village, and there are not no women in the tile tank village, many village girls work in the workshop, but... But the owner of Ma Dazhai wants to see the beauties of this time and space.

Many things in his previous life are gradually forgotten, but he always remembers the wind and snow in his previous life, the wine pond and the meat forest, so he always wants to find a chance to find a feeling in this world.

Therefore, Gesebo's proposal won his heart, and this named disciple did a good job... It turned out to be a "fellow believer".

When I found a place to settle down and rushed to the top of Snake Mountain where the Yellow Crane Tower is located, it was already evening, and the setting sun dyed the vast river not far away into gold. At this time, the absence of a building is also a beautiful view.

As Gesebo said, there are really a lot of literati on Snake Mountain shaking folding fans, but unfortunately, there are no women.

"Your uncle, didn't you say that if there is a talent, there will be a beautiful woman? How come there are talented people but no beautiful women? Ma Hanshan looked at Gesebo angrily and said.

"Maybe... Maybe they're not talented ....... Brilliant answer, Ma Hanshan was speechless.

However, this wonderful answer is to offend people, as the so-called Wen Wu Wu Wu no second, but no matter how martial arts, no matter how modest they say, in fact, everyone thinks that they are the first.

On Snake Mountain, there are groups of literati who shake their heads, all of whom have read books and written poems, and many of them have already made a name for themselves. Either way, they think they're the best.

Now, some people actually say that they are not talents, it is really unbearable for uncles and aunts, which is equivalent to killing their parents.

So, all those who heard this brilliant answer turned to look at Gesepo, and they all wanted to eat him.

Bastard bastard, what do you mean by this, Lao Tzu is .......

Seeing this, Ma Hanshan pulled Shen Hua to quickly distance himself from Gaishipo, hehe, I am not familiar with him, what do you want to do.

Gesebo looked at Ma Hanshan with aggrieved, sad, and sad eyes, meaning to say, big guy, you can't be so unrighteous, do you let these sour people beat me to death?

"Brother, I'll just say it, you can't talk like this, you say that they are all sour people who can only talk about it... Ladies and gentlemen, big brothers, all the talents, my brother taught me, he said that you are a bunch of bastards who waste food, and he also said that you are garbage... It's a rice borer... Be... It's waste... Say you're not as good as a piece of... He also said... Also said ....... A group of scholars and literati surrounded Gesepo, and he suddenly pointed to Ma Hanshan very aggrievedly and said that what he said was instigated by his brother.

Hehe, he really deserves to be the son of Gai Rencong, and he really deserves to be my disciple outside the door, even if he dies, he will pull a cushion. When Ma Hanshan heard Gai Rencong's words, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart that Gai Shibao was shameless enough.

The word shameless is scolding most of the time, but it is praised on a certain occasion and in a certain scene.

For example, now, Mahanshan, who was pulled into the water, is not only lifeless, but actually praises Gesebo a lot. Ordinary people, surrounded by so many people, either shout loudly for help from their peers or argue with scholars. But this thing cleverly diverted the water to the east, directly directing the anger of the masses to Mahan Mountain.

This requires not only shamelessness, but also wit.

"What else is he talking ......." The scholars and literati were angry, damn, isn't it enough to scold everyone for being bastards who waste food, and it's better to scold everyone for being bullshit? Is there anything more vicious?

"He... He said... Da Song was invaded by the Hu people and half of the country, all because of you bullshit literati... It is ...... to say that you have misled the country. Gai Shi Bao continued to scold the scholars and literati on Snake Mountain in the most vicious language, and the anger of this group of literati was finally ignited, not only the group next to him, but also the literati and scholars on Snake Mountain, and the scholars and scholars on Snake Mountain all came around, and Gai Shi Bao pretended to be very afraid and very aggrieved and said, "Brothers, all talents, all people, these words... It's all my brother who taught me, he... He was my father's brother who forced me to worship, and he often scolded the world's scholars... I... I advised him not to scold every day... He's just... Just don't listen to ....... ”

Regardless of whether he is a literati or not, as long as he dresses up as a literati, he is "reasonable" in front of others. Just like the world of Ma Hanshan in his previous life, those rogue states that dress themselves up as democracies, even the most hegemonic, the most unhuman rights, and the least free countries, they are always full of benevolence, righteousness and morality in front of others.

Therefore, a group of "literati, scholars, scholars, and students", after listening to Gaisbo's words, all turned to Mahan Mountain, they surrounded Ma Hanshan angrily, they stared at the fire-breathing eyes and slowly contracted the encirclement, they were fair, they wanted to find the culprit "theory".

As the so-called uncle can bear the aunt and can't bear it, scolding is useless to be a scholar, scolding is just wasting food, scolding garbage and waste, but the hat of deducting the country and losing land is definitely not successful, everyone loves Da Song, everyone is worried about Da Song, how can the crime of losing the land be deducted on the head of the scholar, this is a big crime of the nine clans.

Day, it's a big game, how will it end now, these bullshit are not true and false literati, although they are powerless, but there are many people, and many ants can bite and kill elephant ....... Looking at the real and false literati and writers who gathered around, Ma Hanshan had a headache, uncle, how to get out.

Although Shen Hua knows martial arts, she is not a master, although she is usually "fierce", but when she saw so many people coming around, she had already "coaxed", and tightly pulled Ma Hanshan's clothes and hid behind him.

How to get out? I can only bet on .......

Mahanshan had the grooved sword hanging from his waist, and he also hid the short sword.

In fact, the only thing he had in his possession now was this "pistol", no one in this world had ever seen a pistol, and perhaps the power and sound of this gun would scare them, and they didn't know how long it would take to reload the ......ammunition after a shot.

To put it bluntly, it is to rely on scare, and bet that everyone is afraid.

Ma Hanshan regretted a little why he didn't bring a few miniature grenades out.

The so-called pistol is the first version of the musket made by Chi Laowen and Liu Guisan and others after more than 100 tests in accordance with Ma Hanshan's "drawings" and guidance. In fact, it is quite a simple short gun, a copper pipe, and a firing device similar to the structure of a lighter, after pulling the plate machine, the firing device ignites the gunpowder in the medicine room, and the gunpowder explodes in the chamber of the gun, forcing the lead beads out.

Because of the lighter's lighter device, Ma Hanshan directly skipped the arquebus link in his memory and directly entered the front-loading flintlock link. In fact, the short gun he designed was much simpler than the flintlock pistol from the history of another plane.

However, Ma Hanshan was very dissatisfied with this play, because the ammunition had to be loaded in front, and it was still very backward powder and lead beads. He asked for rear-loaded, pre-loaded ammunition. Although he knew very well that it was impossible to make the same bullet that he had used in his previous life, he believed that the preloaded bullet would definitely be possible.

How to solve the problem? Ma Hanshan can only put forward the direction, he never said what to do, mainly because he can't say why, maybe he has to wait for Chi Laowen to invite Chen Leiting, the most famous firearms master in Jiangnan, to solve it.

This time, Ma Hanshan went out on a long trip and brought out the only "pistol" in the village, which was his terrifying artifact, this thing could not be fired continuously, and the accuracy was extremely poor, so it could only be used to scare people. The life-saving artifact is the thunder fire bomb developed by Chi Lao Wen, a miniature "grenade" improved from the hidden weapon thunderbolt. This thing, just like the cannon that Mahanshan played in his previous life, will explode after being hit by the throw, and the power is not very great, if it is not thrown at the vital point, it will definitely not kill people, but the sound and smoke are scary.