Chapter 119: Want to Rebel?
The emperor is the emperor, even if the things he brings on a trip are very luxurious, a coffee table, not very big, but Ma Hanshan recognized that it was made of red sandalwood, he felt that it was too loser, and he actually used red sandalwood to make such a coffee table.
He thinks that he is a loser because his thinking has shifted to his previous life, if in his previous life, a coffee table like this can't be sold for a million or hundreds of thousands? He remembered that it seemed that the wood of the small-leaved red sandalwood was sold for millions of yuan a ton.
There was a set of tea sets on the coffee table, as well as a few pots of refreshments, and a red clay stove next to it was blazing, and the water was boiling and gurgling.
There was a futon on each side of the coffee table, which surprised Ma Hanshan, is this emperor really different? Will he really be on an equal footing with a grass farmer?
Impossible, how is it possible?
It was really impossible, he saw, two futons, one thick and one thin, and the thick one was as thick as the nine thin one. Hehe, your uncle, a futon has to talk about the respect of the Ninety-Five.
Ma Hanshan walked to the two ends of the cloister and looked at it, and found that the entire floor was empty, as if he was the only one on it.
Wouldn't they, they be so relieved? Aren't you afraid that I'll kill their emperor?
Of course it can't be, there are masters on the top of the tower and on the beams.
Of course, the emperor will not come up alone.
"Your uncle, when will you come, I'm hungry, let's eat some first." Ma Hanshan sat down honestly and unceremoniously, reached out and picked up a few snacks and stuffed them into his mouth.
Well, after all, it was enjoyed by the emperor, and the taste was really okay.
He didn't know, in the palace, just the dim sum was okay, those dishes were too unpalatable, because the dishes were not freshly made, maybe the emperor would pass the meal for a long time, what dishes were cold and hot, hot and cold, absolutely tasteless.
The guards who were hiding on the beams were so shocked that their eyes fell off when they saw Ma Hanshan actually sitting down and eating. This monk is too bold to dare to enjoy the emperor's pastry .......
Boom!
Footsteps came, and the emperor came up.
Bastard, don't get up to meet ...... yet.
The guards on the beam were anxious for Ma Hanshan, but Ma Hanshan wiped his mouth slowly and took another sip of tea before standing up.
No matter who comes, he should stand up and greet him.
Of course, he will not go out to greet him, let alone kneel.
If you think about it too much, there is no kneeling in the Great Song.
The person who came did not seem to be slow, and in a moment he had turned from the other side, and Ma Hanshan finally saw Long Guangning, the current emperor of the Dasong Dynasty.
Of course, Long Guangning didn't wear court clothes, nor did he wear any phoenix crown dragon hat, he wore a bright yellow civilian clothes, although the embroidered dragon was very magnificent, but it was a little old.
Ma Hanshan looked at Long Guangning and felt that this emperor Lao Er was not as terrible as he imagined, he didn't feel any royal majesty or anything.
However, the guards in the secret and the eunuchs who followed Long Guangning were extremely nervous. God, what's the matter with this kid, you are greeting the emperor, what do you see? Is the emperor something you can look at?
In ancient times, the emperor was the Son of Heaven, the emperor who was deified by the "saint", he was not even allowed to look at it, and mortals stared at the emperor, which was a great punishment and was to be killed.
Long Guangning is also looking at Mahan Mountain, is this little monk the demon? Finally saw that demon, how did he become a monk? Oops, why is he so young? It's so young, isn't it?
"Be bold and don't you want to welcome the saint today?" The old eunuch standing behind Long Guangning couldn't help but be angry when he saw Ma Hanshan actually looking directly at the emperor, where did he come from, he was so bold.
This old eunuch is Dong Qian, the father-in-law Dong Qian who Li Dangchen reminded Ma Hanshan to be careful.
This old eunuch is terrible, before Long Guangning was born, he waited for Long Guangning's father, when the first emperor was in power, he was a privy envoy, and he was the closest person to the emperor, after Emperor Guangning was born, he occasionally made a little mistake and was sent by the first emperor to serve Long Guangning. After Long Guangning ascended the throne, he also made him a privy envoy. However, Dong Qianhou resigned from his position as a privy envoy because he was too old, but he has been waiting by Long Guangning's side.
He resigned, and from then on, the privy envoy of Da Chan ceased to be a eunuch.
However, Dong Qian has no official status now, but in the palace, he is the ancestor of the eunuchs, and no one dares to disobey him. Because, the emperor trusted him very much.
An old eunuch who has no official body, but makes the ministers so afraid and the emperor so trusted, which is unique in the Dasong Dynasty.
Ma Hanshan glanced at Dong Qian, grinned and said: "Father-in-law Dong is not in a hurry, the respect for the emperor is not lip service, I have to carefully see the emperor's treasure and imprint the emperor's appearance deeply in my heart...... ”
"Shut up, you look at the emperor so rudely, and you still have a heartbeat? ……。 "I couldn't shake this kid, Dong Qian was very unhappy.
"Well, don't frighten the demon... Ma Qing's family ....... "Meng Zhong has long been to Long Guangning, Ma Hanshan is a person who does not adhere to the set of rituals of a "saint", so if you really want to see it, don't care.
Therefore, Long Guangning really doesn't care.
"Haha, the emperor is too worried, Gonggong Dong is joking with the little monk, how can he scare the little monk." Ma Hanshan stretched out his right hand and walked towards Long Guangning, and said as he walked, "Welcome to the Emperor to Leifeng Pagoda, and the monks above and below the pagoda are inexplicably ......grateful." ”
"Stop... What are you doing here? Gonggong Dong stood in front of Long Guangning and shouted.
"Dong Qing... Rest easy... Is this a handshake gift from Ma Qing's family? Originated from the hometown of Ma Qing's family. Meng Zhong had already told the emperor about Ma Hanshan's handshake, and bragged that the handshake ceremony was the most solemn and highest-level etiquette in Ma Hanshan's hometown.
Hehe, isn't it enough to greet with the most solemn and highest handshake ceremony?
"Ah, I didn't expect the emperor to know that the emperor was really wise. I used to hear people say that the emperor is wise and martial, knows astronomy and geography, knows the past and the future, and knows the world's humanities and customs... I didn't believe much before, but now, I completely believe it. "Eh, boy, you just want to flatter, you want to flatter, you use dim sum, and you have some skills, okay? Is it really good to be so straightforward?
It's really not good to be so straightforward, it sounds too fake, so Long Guangning's face turned red.
"Hmph, gibberish." Dong Qian snorted and stepped out of the way.
Ma Hanshan finally shook hands with Long Guangning, and at this moment, Ma Hanshan's mind unexpectedly appeared in a certain film and television in his previous life, and the leader greeted the return of the scientific handshake.
Uncle, where is this, how can you think of such a picture, it's really hell, the emperor Lao'er is not a great man, and Lao Tzu is not a returned scientist, Ma Hanshan muttered secretly in his heart.
After the two sat down, Long Guangning waved his hand, and Dong Qian and everyone were all invisible, and now only Ma Hanshan and Long Guangning remained.
"That horse... Ma Qing's house... You don't have to be nervous, relax, at this moment, you don't have to talk to me like the emperor and our friends. Long Guangning said with a smile.
"Your Majesty, is it really possible?" Ma Hanshan said this on his lips, but he secretly said in his heart, hmph, Emperor Lao'er, when did Lao Tzu get nervous? The emperor's majesty only has pressure on your Da Song people, and your majesty has no pressure on me, a person from another time and space.
"Of course, Emperor Chrysostom, say the same." Long Guangning said with great certainty.
"Your Majesty, I'm not your courtier, I shouldn't be called Qing, I'm just a grass people, and it's not good to call me a name. Moreover, I believe that the emperor sees me like this, and he doesn't want others to know, so I think the name of Gonggong Li just now is very good, I am now a monk, the law name is Kanshan, and I am known as the master of Kanshan. "Good guy, let the emperor give you the title when you meet, you fake monk is also called a master, so... What about those high monks?
"Haha, good... Good... Given that Qing has so many masterpieces, it is not an exaggeration to call him a master. Then, Ma Qing will be the mountain watcher of the Da Song Dynasty in the future. Long Guangning actually smiled happily, and he didn't feel that Ma Hanshan was deviant at all.
The master that Long Guangning said was, of course, not the master that Ma Hanshan said. The master mentioned by Ma Hanshan is the so-called eminent monk, while the master said by Long Guangning is the master of a faction and the master of the industry.
What he meant was that Ma Hanshan could make fire lanterns and lighters, and brew drunken immortal wine, which were beyond the times, and he could be called a great master.
"Emperor Xie!!" Emperor Chrysostom, the emperor said so, this number is valuable, since it is valuable, it is to be thanked.
"Look at the mountain master, Xie doesn't have to, the master still says something I want to know." Long Guangning said.
"How dare the little monk speculate on the holy will?" When Ma Hanshan wants to tell lies, he also does it in a set.
"You don't know? I really don't know? Long Guangning said with a grim face.
Long Guangning thought in his heart, this kid is not only a demon, but also a little slippery head, it seems that if you want to take something out of his mouth, you really have to put some effort.
Mahanshan is not a slippery head, just to create a little suspense, everything is the same, the harder it is to get, the more valuable it is. When they meet, they poured out, and they are obviously priceless treasures, and others will think that they are rotten hemp grass.
"I know a lot but I don't know what the emperor wants to know, the emperor doesn't say that the little monk doesn't know what the emperor wants to know." Ma Hanshan knew that he didn't know and circled his tongue, and his head was dizzy when he heard it.
"I heard that the tile tank village is training? Want to rebel? "The emperor's face changed as soon as he said it, and just now it was still sunny and beautiful, but suddenly it was cloudy.
"Your Majesty, where did the soldiers come from? How can you train without soldiers? As for the rebellion, where does it start? Ma Hanshan also put away his smiling face, with a serious face.
"Militia is not a soldier?" Long Guangning said with a dark face.
"The militia is Ding, the township. The village organizes the villagers to practice self-protection of their homes, which is allowed by the laws of Da Song. Ma Hanshan also said with a black face.
"The townsfolk can also defeat the Donghu officers and soldiers?" Long Guangning pulled around and finally got the question to the point he wanted to ask, which was really tiring.
There is no way to be tired, as the king of a country, his posture can't be too low, using this method to see a grass people, if you let those officials know, it will be enough to make trouble for a while, if he lowers his figure and asks shamelessly, he really can't do it.
The emperor should have the posture and dignity of the emperor, of course Ma Hanshan understands, but he is not impressed by the emperor's going around in circles, thinking that he is wasting time.
"The officers and soldiers of Donghu are nothing more than that, in my concept, they are a group of rabble, unenlightened barbarians." Ma Hanshan said lightly.