Chapter Forty-Nine: I'm the Chief Royal Knight!
"Hmph~"
Tom pointed to "Tom Smith Hears the Death of Massimiliano I" behind him, and Porfirio Díaz also followed Tom's finger and looked at the world-famous painting that can be called "weird".
"Do you see this painting?"
"See, sir, on this painting, why are you like this?"
"At that time, I heard that my supreme lord was executed by you sinister and cunning liberals, and I cried for five days and five nights in grief and indignation, and the painter was by his side and kept referring to the painting."
"This ......"
Porfirio Díaz calculates the days in his heart, isn't it just today?
There is no redness or swelling in the eyes, you say you cried for five days?
Are you fucking kidding me? (Maintain the Internet environment, don't swear from you, me and him, the original meaning of English: you are teasing me in English scolding street version.) )
"I swore an oath to the five patron saints to be loyal to Your Majesty, and the king died and the ministers died, and I did not go with Your Majesty just to take revenge, to take revenge on you shameless rebels."
"Four or five? I also forgot, it seems that there is a saint-Martin or a saint-donkey? I can't remember. ”
"If it weren't for the fact that there are too many mountains in Mexico, I would have rescued Mexico City as the Polish hussars did with Vienna, and killed all of you ownerless."
"You vulgar people who don't understand etiquette, accept the sanctions of my paladins."
Porfirio Díaz looked at Tom's innocent face and said this blasphemous word, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he became.
Forget it if you don't know it, Porfirio Díaz is a high-ranking military officer in the United Mexican States, a commander with real power.
In Porfirio Díaz's memory, Tom's "devil's army" had stopped since the day of Massimiliano I's arrest, when the United States tried overnight and pronounced the death sentence.
It was only a month later, after the execution of Massimiliano I, that he began to push forward again.
Porfirio Dias, a Mexican general, knew that if the "Devil's Army" advanced at the original speed, it would definitely be able to reach Mexico City before the execution day.
Porfirio Díaz said in his heart: "I think you just want the emperor to die!" ”
Tom didn't have the ability to read minds, but with his years of experience in dealing with people, he could see that the envoy of the United Mexican States in front of him was already on the verge of going berserk.
Tom wants to add another fire.
"Only the noble Habsburg bloodline can rule over the barbaric land of America, which ignores the suzerain."
"The Mexican throne must be in the pocket of my lord's family, not you monkey-like primitives."
"I will once again put the blood of the Lord on the throne of Mexico."
Porfirio Díaz was a little nervous, who didn't know that Massimiliano I had no queen!
Is it possible to pick up another nobleman from Europe?
Who dared to come from the Habsburgs, the emperor's own brothers were shot.
Other families did not dare to come to be emperors, let alone the question of life when they came, this act was not to give face to the Habsburgs.
Porfirio Díaz let out a long sigh of relief, suppressing the anger in his heart.
Tom didn't expect this ordinary envoy to be so enduring. (Tom didn't know that the man in front of him was the future dictator of Mexico, a man who would leave a strong mark on history.) )
Tom put down the document in his hand, walked to the bottom of the world-famous painting, and once again recalled the tragic episode of working as a worker for generations, and showed the expression on the painting.
"Your Majesty, you died so miserably~"
"I will avenge Your Majesty, and I will show the glory of the Habsburg name in America!"
"I'm Your Majesty's Chief Royal Knight!"
"Woo~Woo~Woo~"
Porfirio Díaz was disgusted by Tom's clumsy acting skills, and the "Sichuan Opera" behavior of changing his face in this second made Porfirio Díaz unable to bear it anymore.
"Those who deceive the world and use oil paintings to deceive the world!"
"Don't even respect the Lord, what a faithless villain!"
"Obviously you killed Massimiliano I, and you're still pretending here!"
"You're a knight in vain!"
Porfirio Díaz yelled at Tom Smith that he didn't want to be in the same room with this slut again, and turned around and left the reception room.
It's no wonder that Porfirio Díaz has a poor psychological capacity, it's really impossible to find someone who dislikes him like Tom these days.
Experience determines horizons.
The location determines the road.
In his previous life, Tom "experienced" an era of great emancipation of human rights from the history books.
In this era, apart from Tom's worst enemies, the students of "Mr. Ma" and other human rights fighters, it is quite difficult to find someone whom Tom does not despise.
Tom is a time-traveler, and from the bottom of his heart he despises the backward ideas of this era.
It is even more contemptuous of those who promote this kind of thinking, or use it to gain benefits and status.
Tom is the arrogant "clown" who stands on the shoulders of giants.
Looking down on the vast number of beings in this era.
It is only with such a mentality foundation that we can perform such a performance that directly hits the hearts of these self-proclaimed "upper-class people".
These "noble people" will feel Tom's inadvertently leaking, deepest and most malicious feelings.
Strictly speaking, this is no longer a "show", but a "show" of Tom's true heart.
It's a pity that Tom's current position was also chosen by Tom himself, and the only way in front of him is to become the person he despises the most.
After Porfirio Díaz left, Tom happily pulled out his golden fake cigarette and took a puff of filtered air.
"Is it all recorded?"
"It's recorded, Mr. Smith."
"Printing tens of thousands of copies, I want to let everyone know that the envoy of the United Mexican States is openly insulting and insulting me before he returns to the United Mexican States."
"No problem, Mr. Smith."
"Hurry up, members of the Smith Newspaper."
More than a dozen reporters ran out of the reception room and rushed to the floor of the Smith newspaper office in the Smith Building, where they began to arrange this urgent "special report."
After the reporters scrambled to leave, Tom pointed to his cousin, who motioned for him to stay and stand in front of him.
The cousin slowly walked up to Tom, who didn't say a word and continued to look at the "Appendix" sent by Hannah.
Time passed little by little.
Tom still flipped through the "Addendum" sent by Hannah.
The cousin who stood in front of Tom was sweating like rain, and his heart was getting more and more afraid.
Fear Tom.
Afraid of this cousin who once destroyed his cousin's family with one shot.