"You say, if the kicker learns that our soldiers are coming to Kaifeng, his expression will be so wonderful."

The kicker in Zhu Houzhao's mouth naturally refers to Song Huizong Zhao Jixiang.

There were many waste emperors in ancient times, but there are only a few that can really impress.

Why not eat minced meat, mentally retarded emperor Sima Zhen;

Betrayed the sixteen states of Yanyun, the emperor Shi Jingjiao......

Zhao Jixiang is one of them, good at calligraphy, loves to play football, loves to shake the pot, and has played a lot of flowers all his life, but he is the culprit who created Jingkang's shame.

"I'm afraid I'm going to be scared out of my nose."

Everyone in the old Zhu family laughed disdainfully, and they looked down on Zhao Jixiang at all.

In terms of cultural attainments, none of the people in the old Zhu family can compare with Zhao Jixiang, after all, they are erudite people who created a calligraphy font.

But as an emperor, except for a certain son of heaven who is side by side with Zhao Jixiang, everyone is ten times stronger than Zhao Jixiang.

The son of heaven tried his best to hide his sense of existence, and he didn't know if he was ashamed, or he was afraid that everyone would lead the topic to him.

"Angry hair rushes to the crown, leaning on the railing, Xiaoxiao rain rests."

"Look up at the sky, look up to the sky and roar, and be fierce."

"Thirty fame, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and moons."

"Don't wait, the young man's head is white, empty and sad!"

"Jing Kang is ashamed, and it is still snowing; When the courtiers hate, when will they perish. ”

"Drive a long car and step through the lack of Helan Mountain."

"Zhuang is hungry for Hulu meat, laughing and thirsty for Xiongnu blood."

"Stay from the beginning, clean up the old mountains and rivers, and face the sky!"

Zhu Houzhao slowly recited Yue Wumu's "Man Jianghong? Angry and angry", he couldn't help but sigh: "With an emperor like Zhao Jixiang, no matter how profound the Song court is, it is not enough for him to make it." ”

Everyone in the old Zhu family nodded thoughtfully, the people's livelihood is suffering, but Zhao Jixiang only cares about his own enjoyment, Huashi Gang, Birthday Gang, and all kinds of harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes, no wonder there is turmoil everywhere, and smoke is everywhere.

They are not in a hurry to attack, let the panic fly for a while, they are all looking forward to Zhao Jixiang's reaction?

Do you muster up the courage to fight with them, or dump the pot on his son, and then take Cai Jing and Tong Guan and others to flee in a hurry?

On the wide juju field, Zhao Jixiang was kicking the juju with a group of professional juju players, Cai Jing, Tong Guan and others kept shouting loudly on the side, cheering for Zhao Jixiang.

They don't have to deal with the government and don't care about the people's livelihood, their main task is to play with Zhao Jixiang and make Zhao Jixiang happy, it's not that they want anything.

Gao Qiu is a scoundrel in the market, and he can become a captain in charge of the army, what does he rely on, it is not that he is good at juju, and he knows how to coax Zhao Jixiang to be happy.

"Good ......"

With Gao asking for an "upside-down golden hook", Keju passed through the door, and the crowd watching the ball couldn't help but applaud repeatedly.

"Holy Lord, something is wrong......

Just when Zhao Jixiang was resting and bragging to the ministers that he had not played well, a very discordant voice suddenly sounded, causing Zhao Jixiang and the others to change their faces instantly.

It's a good time to kick the juju here, but someone shouts that it's not good, isn't it a bad fun!

"What's wrong, don't you see the Holy One resting?"

Cai Jing angrily reprimanded the soldiers who hurriedly came to report the news, and they didn't look at people with serious eyes.

Wenzun and Wuhui can be seen almost everywhere in the Zhao and Song dynasties, and in the eyes of civil officials, military generals are stinky hills, soldiers, and slaves are no different.

"Saint, the big thing is not good, I don't know why outside Kaifeng City, a large army suddenly appeared, and it is close to Kaifeng City!"

In normal times, the soldier was already so frightened by Cai Jing that he was incoherent, but at this critical time, who could care about Cai Jing's majesty, and the soldier quickly and eagerly informed Zhao Jixiang of the matter.

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The teacup fell to the ground, and Zhao Jixiang was shocked: "What? ”

He still couldn't believe that there would be an army silently hitting Kaifeng City!

Which rebel force is so brave?

Tong Guan, Gao Qiu and others were even more frightened and turned pale, they were flattering, sneaking and making do, and fighting, it was really embarrassing for them!

If the rebels enter Kaifeng, they will definitely die without a place to be buried, and they know what kind of reputation they have outside.

Therefore, Cai Jing, Tong Guan, Gao Qiu and others were even more anxious than Zhao Jixiang after hearing that some soldiers were approaching Kaifeng City.

"An army of unknown origin has come to Kaifeng City, please make a decision quickly."

The soldier who reported the news thought that Zhao Jixiang didn't believe it, so he repeated it again.

"Have you ever figured out whose army it is?"

Cai Jing shouted, his forehead was already covered with cold sweat unconsciously.

Kaifeng is surrounded, and things are big!

The situation inside Kaifeng is not clear, Zhao Jixiang, who is addicted to fun, is not clear, and Cai Jing, who advocates government affairs, cannot be unclear.

Wen Tian is martial, the armament is relaxed, the soldiers have no will to fight, and they will have no will to fight, such a Kaifeng does not have much combat effectiveness at all, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as vulnerable.

In case the rebels attack the city, Kaifeng will definitely not last long.

"The small ones only know that the rebels are under the banner of clear characters, and the specific origin is not clear to the small ones."

"How many rebels are there?"

"Visually, the minimum is 200,000."

The soldier who reported the news glanced at Cai Jing and the others, and replied cautiously.

Two hundred thousand?

Cai Jing gasped, dizzy for a while, almost didn't catch his breath, and died on the spot.

200,000 troops, or visual measurements, how many soldiers and horses there are is still unknown, such a sinister battle, Kaifeng, dangerous! Great Song, in danger!

After many ups and downs in his life, Cai Jingjing, who boasted that Mount Tai collapsed and did not fall, was almost scared to death, not to mention others.

Zhao Jixiang's legs were swinging wildly, he was really scared of the fart, more than 200,000 soldiers were in Kaifeng City, when had he ever seen such a scene when he was used to living a comfortable life.

"Aiqing, the rebels are pressing the border, how should this be?"

Zhao Jixiang wanted to run, but he was embarrassed to say it clearly, so he set his eyes on Cai Jing, hoping that this old guy could give some strength.

He regards Cai Jing as a sibling, a beloved relative and friend, and I believe that Cai Jing will definitely understand his intentions.

Cai Jing's character is not good, but he is especially good at figuring out people's hearts, and he knows Zhao Jixiang very well.

As soon as Zhao Jixiang spoke, Cai Jing instantly understood what he meant, and he was speechless, and he didn't even know what the enemy was, so he was ready to run away, it really deserves to be you, my saint!

However, speechless is speechless, he still agrees with Zhao Jixiang's intentions, the sons of daughters, they can't sit down, how can they put themselves in danger.

It's better to run first, and wait for the army of the Qinwang to drive away the rebels, and then it's not too late to come back.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Cai Jing coughed dryly twice, and said seriously: "The rebels are menacing, we must not be careless." ”

"If the body of the saint is injured, it will be a great sin for us as ministers, so this minister proposes to escort the saint out of the city first, and gather the army of King Qin from all over the country to escort him."

A high-sounding remark won the recognition of Zhao Jixiang and Tong Guan, Gao Qiu and others, the world is big, the small life is the biggest, and they have a noble status, and they can't fight to the death with the rebels.