Chapter 24: "First Blood" and "Cross-Server Chat"
Instead of sitting on the sofa in the student council room, Ishigami likes to sit on the floor. With your back against the wall, you can stretch your legs out.
At the end of the day, he took off his headphones and glanced at the other three people in the room without moving.
"The seniors are still as noisy as ever, especially the pink-haired one."
I don't know what's going on, Fujiwara-senpai seems to be very flustered now, and he's spinning in circles at a loss.
With teary eyes, she turned around, still muttering in her mouth
"It's messy, it's too messy in this country...
Ishigami complained slightly in his heart
"Cheer up, you are the daughter of the Fujiwara family, the top political family in Neon, and you will become a big man in this country in the future."
Confused, he walked over to the president, who was working on the papers
"President, what's going on, why did Fujiwara-senpai become like this."
Before Chairman Silver could answer, Fujiwara-senpai, who heard Ishigami's voice, appeared in front of him with a look of despair.
"Ishigami-kun, this country is finished."
Seeing the more puzzled Ishigami, Chairman Silver pointed to the senior sister of the four palaces who was flipping through the magazine, with a hint of complaint
"Secretary Fujiwara, after reading that magazine, it became like this, and I don't know what exactly is in it."
"It seems that the principal confiscated the magazine from the students, saying that it had a bad impact for us to deal with, and it was really why he didn't deal with it himself."
Senior Sister Sigong spread the magazine on the table, took a sip of black tea elegantly, and said lightly
"Fujiwara-san, you're exaggerating. As a senior sister, how can she show such a panicked look in front of her junior. β
"Besides, isn't this just a questionnaire about when you first experienced it, and it's all about making such a fuss."
First experience!
It's a topic that I'm quite embarrassed to bring up.,Between boys and girls,There's always someone out of curiosity about puberty.,So step into the taboo.γ
Even some students will regard not having experienced it as a sign of unpopularity. It's so serious that they will be ridiculed and looked down upon, so even if they are dead ducks, they have to say that they have experienced it.
Ignoring the shock of the other three, Senior Sister Sinomiya slowly read out the data in the magazine
"34% in high school"
When Fujiwara-senpai heard the outrageous data, she directly covered her ears and kept shaking her head
"No way, everyone can't be like that!"
Because 34% this is equivalent to, a little more than a third. That is to say, there are 30 people in a class, and at least 10 guys have crossed that hurdle.
Judging from this data, it is very likely that one of the four people present has experienced it!
Fujiwara-senpai continued to retort
"People who read this kind of book will participate in this kind of questionnaire, which is why the proportion is so ridiculously high!"
Chairman Silver agreed
"Secretary Fujiwara, what you want to say is the so-called sample selection of partial chairs, in fact, there will not be so many. Ishigami, you think so too! β
Seeing the self-deceptive eyes of Chairman Silver and Fujiwara-senpai, Ishigami, who couldn't bear to hurt them, nodded, and scratched his face with his hand
"Well, that's true, that's the way it goes."
"That's it, ah, hahaha."
Chairman Silver and Fujiwara-senpai both patted each other on the shoulders of Ishigami, smiling awkwardly, thinking that as long as they got through it, they would be fine.
But the Shinomiya Senpai, who did not understand the feelings of Chairman Silver and Fujiwara-san, shook her head and continued to speak.
"Is that so, I think this ratio is quite normal."
Ishigami held his forehead with one hand
"Don't say it, senior sister, didn't you notice that these two people were about to cry?"
Sure enough, hearing the words of Senior Sister Shinomiya, Senior Sister Fujiwara and President Silver both showed the eyes of a defeated dog, huh?
This was not enough, and Senior Sister Sinomiya made up for the last sword
"It's a little bit less, it's not the same."
Suddenly thinking of something, Fujiwara-senpai trembled and walked from the stone to the side of Shinomiya-senpai
"Ah-no, Kaguya-san, that, isn't it?"
The last four words seem to drain all the strength of Fujiwara-senpai
"Body... Examine.. Passed? β
Senior Sister Shinomiya replied in a relaxed tone
"Well, I've experienced it, and it's been a long time since then."
Clear sky thunderbolt
"Cheer up, President, President."
Ishigami looked at Chairman Silver's appearance that had lost hope in life, and slapped him the cheek to save the chairman's soul from the Santu River.
Senior Sister Sigong put down the cup, turned her head to look at them in embarrassment, chuckled, and looked like a passerby
"Ah, isn't it normal for everyone to be adults?"
"I didn't expect everyone to be in such a loveless environment."
"I thought everyone had experienced it, what a bunch of kawaiikoto."
"This can't be done, what will I do if I resist the interaction with others so much, and I will go out of society in the future."
"Obviously, the resources around you are quite abundant, why don't you make good use of it?"
"You want to see it, President, there is a younger sister, Fujiwara-san, there is Pace (Fujiwara-senpai's dog), Ishigami-kun, emm will not be mentioned, maybe you have more experience than me."
Ishigami thought to himself: It turns out that I am a scumbag in the eyes of Senior Sister Sigong.
As soon as he came to the president, he heard the distorted speech of the fourth house, and stood up directly to refute it
"How is that possible, are you stupid!"
"Crazy!"
Fujiwara-senpai had a big mouth, and no matter how much she thought about it, she never thought that she would hear such words from her good friend, and she retorted angrily
"It's just that it's impossible to talk to Pace no matter how you say it."
Senior Sister Sigong felt very aggrieved, obviously she was motivated by good intentions
"What are you talking about! I made this suggestion for everyone's sake. β
Looking at the three of them with excited tones, Ishigami, who once again felt that he had been killed, cleared his throat, and he felt that something must have gone wrong in the first place
The education policy of the Shinomiya family cannot be so terrifying.
"Senior Sister Sinomiya, let me ask, what do you think of the experience?"
Feeling offended, Senior Sister Sinomiya replied in a dissatisfied tone
"Don't take me for a fool, I still know this kind of thing, isn't it just kiss"
The last time she kissed, she kissed her nephew who was just a few months old, and I really miss it
Kaguya Shinomiya, the eldest lady in the super boudoir, that is to say, she only stays at the kiss for the word experience, and the scenes after that are at the level of urban legends for her!
It's just that I don't know anything, and I'm as innocent as a blank slate!
This made the president and Fujiwara-senpai, who were angry with such a naΓ―ve Kaguya, have the idea that they are fools.
Fujiwara-senpai directly waved her hand to stop President Silver, who wanted to speak
"President, please let me come here."
She leaned into Kaguya's ear
"What we're talking about is an experience...."
"In.... This way, that .... And then come out, like this, like a beast...."
Fujiwara-senpai spoke for a full 16 minutes, and the more she listened, the more Kaguya's hand holding the teacup trembled.
"How .... Unclean ..... It's unimaginable... I don't know the shame.,This kind of thing must be married.γγγ β
Ishigami looked at the appearance of Chairman Silver holding his heart, hahahaha, it's really good, President.
Ishigami said goodbye, walked out of the student union room, looked at the rainy night outside, and smiled
"Of course, it's with someone you like."
This is pure love