"Strange and outrageous dreams.."

It was an apocalyptic sight, a long-dormant volcano erupting and tearing the earth apart, and the sky was completely covered with volcanic ash.

It was so solemn that people couldn't breathe, and the most terrifying thing was that there was a huge black centipede and a vicious black tiger entangled with each other in the distance. Two behemoths, the aftermath of the battle alone made it difficult for Ishigami to parry.

I almost thought I was going to die

A sacred and solemn song came from above the sky, and a holy light directly pierced through the layers of clouds and mist and hit the body of the stone.

The smiling angel descended, and with a single move, she destroyed the two monsters and turned the apocalyptic scene into a vibrant garden, like Yindian Garden.

Wait for him to see clearly

The face of this angel

It actually looks like a thousand flowers of Fujiwara

He was smiling at him

Then the dream awoke

Sure enough, I can't stay up all night

Otherwise, even dreaming would have become so outrageous

Last night, he made a cameo appearance as an autopsy demon, and the smell of barbecue wafted in the operating room, and he continued to work until about five o'clock in the morning and didn't sleep at all.

While the corpse was not cold, quickly make slides for biopsy research and embalming of whole organs.

It's a good way not to waste these good materials. However, he was still very comfortable to see hundreds of cans filled with formalin neatly placed in front of Shishang.

The smell of formalin washed off the stone came to school.

In the afternoon, the second and first periods directly asked for leave and came to the student union room to sleep

Ishigami closed his eyes and removed the hand on his head, then rolled over

Wrong

Where did this hand come from!

He opened his eyes directly, and when he turned his head, he saw Chika Fujiwara close at a moment's notice.

She was also asleep, and the hand that was on the stone just now was that of Fujiwara Chika.

The girl's breathing was very soft, and she leaned on one arm, and her quiet sleeping face was very cute.

Her small mouth seemed to be still chirping, muttering something

Ishigami stepped forward, and after listening to it for a while, his face turned dark.

"What the hell am I like in your dreams.."

The lines that this guy is saying are not normal

"Daba, there wow"

"Youjun..."

Ishigami shook his head

He said viciously while frantically rubbing Fujiwara Chika's hair

"Stinky sister, sooner or later I'll let you know how your knees hit your shoulders."

Chika Fujiwara soon woke up, and she saw the funny hand on her head.

Directly slapped it off in a huff

"What are you doing?"

Her blue eyes widened, trying to make a fierce look. But when she just woke up, she still had the direct marks on her face from the clothes leaning on her arm, and even the shiny things that had just been precipitated at the corners of her mouth.

It looks stupid

Even if she blows her beard and stares again (although she doesn't have a beard either)

Han Han is still Han Han

Not aggressive.

"Messing up my hair so much"

Ishigami ignored her angry gaze

Looking at the girl's current messy hair, she nodded with satisfaction

"Isn't that good, Senpai-sanpai."

He also compared yes to her

"It's perfect for you."

Give me back the effort I put to sleep with all the effort I just put to sleep!

Now you're doing that to me

Bad-hearted Youjun

It's really annoying!

Fujiwara Chika looked at him with a wicked smile, and her teeth itched with anger. She rolled up her sleeves to reveal her white arms, as if she wanted to use her real skills

"I, Chika Fujiwara"

It's not easy to mess with!

Chika Fujiwara is super angry

Although I don't know what her true skills are, Ishigami has a better understanding of the atmosphere of Senior Sister Qianhua.

Indeed, big is good.

"It's just tank-class!"

Xiuzhiyuan's clothes are already particularly figure-oriented, not to mention that she is directly panting in anger now, which further raises the girl's graceful curves.

She wanted to pounce with her teeth and claws, so that Youjun, who didn't know what to do, could see the power of Qianhua.

As a result, she broke the stone with a word

"Senpai Qianhua, before you pounce."

Ishigami said with a smile

"Mouth, yes, mouth"

He pointed to the corner of his mouth

"Can you wipe it .."

Chika Fujiwara, who was still angry just now, saw him point to the corner of his mouth.

So she touched it with her fingers, and directly felt the cold, sticky lake and different touch.

Fujiwara Chika's face turned red all of a sudden, ruddy like a gorgeous rose.

She lowered her head, intending to take out a handkerchief and wipe it.

But suddenly she heard laughter

Seeing Senior Sister Qianhua raise her head, Shi Shang immediately turned back to becoming very serious as if she had been professionally trained, and she didn't speak, but just raised her hand to signal her to continue.

"I'll bear it."

Chika Fujiwara's hand holding the handkerchief trembled, and she was about to touch it again

A familiar voice came again

"Be patient.."

Her movements just stopped

"No, I can't take it."

Chika Fujiwara looked up stiffly

Look at him with empty eyes

Say it word by word

"Yu Ishigami!"

"You're gone!"

Fujiwara Chika didn't even finish speaking, and a hungry tiger pounced on her.

It's urgent

It shows the determination of the girl!

Because she's going to make this guy look good!

"Sister Qianhua, this is very dangerous"

Ishigami reluctantly reached out and caught her, and if he didn't, he would fly out of the couch and there would be a hard wooden floor underneath

But Fujiwara Chika, who is already on top, doesn't care about this!

She went straight to homework

"Step 1!"

Then there was a voice from the stone in the student council room, with a hint of panic

"Damn, senior sister, don't wipe me"

"I was wrong, Senpai."

"Ah, don't bite me.."

"I really knew it was wrong"

"Don't..."

"Hey, you're really..."

Ishigami directly angrily shouted out the name of Senior Sister Qianhua

"Chika Fujiwara!"

......

After 300 rounds of the battle, the panting two sat on the ground back to back to rest.

Just now, he was still an enemy of life and death

Now they

between each other

It's more like an opponent who sympathizes with each other

Shi Shang wiped the saliva on his forehead and didn't know if it was his senior sister's saliva or his own sweat, and said slowly

"You really have a hand, Senpai Senpai."

Chika Fujiwara fastened the buttons on her body that had just been twisted open by the bad guy behind her and shook her hair

She imitated what she looked like in a western cowboy movie and said in a cool tone

"You're not bad, You-kun."

The two looked at each other and smiled

Then he turned around very tacitly and pinched the face of the guy opposite him with his own hands.

The look was very hideous

Once again, the battle began

"Why don't you have a duck yet!"

Chika Fujiwara's mouth was pulled by the stone and made a whoosh-woo sound

"Grip to make you hiss.."

"Eubacteria.."

"Grip too.."

"A Thousand Paintings."

Both of them didn't let go, and both pairs of eyes stared at each other tightly, as if they would not give up until they died.

But that's just talk

Ishigami let go of the hand that was pinching Senka's face, and Fujiwara Chika also let go.

He pointed to Chika Fujiwara, who had been pinched and swollen, and said with a smile

"Senior Sister Qianhua, do you know what you look like now?"

"It's almost balled."

Fujiwara Chika, whose face was pinched and swollen, suddenly had some air leakage when she spoke.

But this did not affect her self-confidence

Chika Fujiwara touched her nose with her fingers, and she had an expression worthy of me

She proudly pointed to the stone and said

"You-kun, you're pretty much the same.."

"If I'm a ball"

"Then you're a bun!"

"I'm better than you!"

Ishigami said in a dissatisfied tone

“ha？”

"No matter how you look at it, the ball is more swollen than the bun!"

Chika Fujiwara was also not satisfied when she heard it, and she hit this guy who couldn't understand human speech with her head.

"Hey, you stubborn fellow"

"No matter how you look at the bun, it must be more swollen than the ball."

"Ball!"

"Buns!"

There were more than a dozen sounds, and the sound was getting louder and louder. Because they all have the same thing on their minds

It's pure

"Anyway, it's going to be louder than this guy!" x2

In the end, they all collapsed to the ground in large letters.

Both of them were smiling happily

The student council room was filled with the laughter of the two

Fujiwara Chika turned her head to look at him next to her, and said in a tone that you really can't do it

"Youjun, you really look like a child."

"Even this little thing has to be won or lost."

Ishigami felt the arrogance in her tone, and wanted to refute.

But he thought of something

Suddenly gasped

I actually quarreled for so long with that child-like (stupid) tempered Qianhua-senpai.

It's the love detective "Chika Fujiwara" who has only 3 IQs!

Ishigami remembered

Chika Fujiwara, a woman, is the best at forcibly pulling others into the same IQ line as her, and then using her rich experience as a fool to defeat his enemies.

So in fact, Ishigami has been brought into the rhythm of Fujiwara Chika unconsciously.

Everything went according to her script

Before you know it, you're on her way!

Believe in her wickedness!

Ishigami turned his head to look at the happy girl next to him and swallowed

The highest-end hunter appears as a prey, and you think you're hunting her

In fact, she is hunting you in turn

"The cancer of the earth is really terrifying."

However, since I saw through the ghost trick of Chika Fujiwara. Naturally, Ishigami would not continue to walk at her pace, and he thought about it and suddenly had an idea.

Shi Shang turned over directly and lay on his side with his head propped up by his hands, with a playful look in his eyes

He looked at the Qianhua senior sister who was studying on the ground, the jellyfish swimming, and the limbs kept opening and closing

"Senior Sister Qianhua, are you happy?"

Chika Fujiwara nodded

In the student union room, Youjun will play with her, and Kaguya-san and the president are serious so they won't pull down their faces to play with her.

So she had a great time today

So I answered without even thinking about it

"Well, it's fun!"

Ishigami continued to speak

"Angry?"

"Hmm!"

He was not at ease and continued to confirm

"Senior Sister Qianhua, are you really not angry with me?"

Chika Fujiwara smiled softly on her face

"Hmm!"

Senior Sister Qianhua, who is in a good mood now, naturally answers his questions in detail

....

After several questions in a row, Ishigami looked at the smile on Senior Sister Qianhua's face even more.

He estimated

The current senior sister will tell me what color she is...

Come to think of it

Ishigami's eyes lit up and he grinned

Said in a quiet tone

"Then Senior Sister Qianhua, is it okay for me to ask one last question?"

As everyone knows, Fujiwara Chika, who is approaching, still nods honestly

"You ask, You-kun."

"Then I spoke."

Ishigami looked into her eyes

"Sister Qianhua, I want to ask"

"What kind of dream did you just have?"

Fujiwara Chika, who was not wary at all, replied with a smile without thinking about it

"Of course it's an o-dream!"

She replied so simply that it was impossible to imagine that the word came out of Chika Fujiwara's mouth

Very inconsistent!

"I dreamed that I and.... Go"

"Huh? What are you doing with whom? ”

Ishigami noticed that Senka-sanpai's words stopped

"Senior sister, why don't you say it.."

Faced with his questioning

Be aware of your own bold statements

Fujiwara Chika pursed her lips, the sweat on her face couldn't stop falling, and her movements were very fast.

Her mind was frozen now

Fujiwara Chika pointed at herself with a hollow look in her eyes

"I.."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Something special"

Ishigami shook his head and encouraged with a smile

"Senior Sister Qianhua, where is this!"

"You just said something like Omon in the sacred student council room."

"No big deal.."

He spread his hands as if they were just a trivial matter.

"Sa, senior sister.."

"Hurry up, don't hesitate.."

"How can you say it!"

At this time, Fujiwara Chika had curled up all over her body and covered her face with her hands

turned into a ball

If she could, she wanted to add time

At least 10,000 years

"Ahhh

"I'm going to die!"

She really wanted to open her head and delete all the memories she had just revealed.

"How scary it is to talk but the brain"

Fujiwara Chika was already deeply aware of it, and tears were about to flow out of the corners of her eyes. She covered her ears with her hands and wrapped herself in a ball like a pangolin.

"I don't listen, I don't listen."

She was still talking loudly

"I didn't say anything like that!"

"I didn't, you heard me wrong!"

That's right, there is no basis for words.

Again, there is no evidence

As long as I don't admit it!

Then you just heard it wrong.

What I haven't done, what do you want me to say.

"Who said there was no evidence?"

Looking at the appearance of Fujiwara Chika throwing off her skin, Ishigami smiled and took out her mobile phone and put it in her ear.

Then I gently pressed the play button on my phone with my finger.

The phone is very faithful to the instructions

First of all, the seductive voice of Ishigami

"Senior Sister Qianhua, what dream did you just have?"

Then came the happy and slightly playful tone of Fujiwara Chika from inside

"Of course it's an o-dream!"

"It's actually recorded!"

Chika Fujiwara trembled when she heard her own voice in the phone

"You're the devil!"

Ishigami looked at the girl and now looked like she was being bullied and wanted to cry without tears

I feel that there is a sentence that is very appropriate

"Ahem, Senpai"

"You don't want this recording ...... either"

Ishigami shook his head and threw the thought out of his head, it was too dangerous.

He is a serious person, but he can't do this.

Just then, the door opened

Chika Fujiwara, who was curled up on the ground with tears in her eyes, saw the person who came in

All of a sudden, it was like finding a backer

She immediately stood up crying

Rushing up with a sad face

"Woo woo, Kaguya-san.."

"Ishigami-kun, bully me.."

Shinomiya Kaguya saw the "friend" with teary eyes, and glanced at Ishigami angrily

"Here we go again..."

Ishigami touched his head embarrassedly

But when she saw Fujiwara Chika crying and mourning, she staggered and ran over

That sin is even greater!

came to her lips and wanted to comfort her

I can't say anything

Because of Kaguya Shinomiya, she couldn't take her eyes off there.

Her eyes grew cold

Chika Fujiwara or something

Sure enough, it's still Sinai!

Then in the next second, Kaguya Shinomiya's head was pressed into his arms by Fujiwara Chika.

Kaguya, who didn't want to face the gentleness at all, almost wanted to suffocate, and her hand secretly gave a thumbs up to the stone

Although she didn't know what was going on

But persecution of Fujiwara Chika

Ishigami-kun, you did a good job

Well done

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The final words of Chika Fujiwara in the manga: I want to marry a sumo wrestler.

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