Good guy.

Wu Fa didn't expect that one day someone would use a fart to relieve his embarrassment.

It's unethical.

But this opportunity cannot be missed.

"Vulgar!"

A middle-aged man raised his head out of the class: "Your Majesty, Wu Fa is so vulgar, the hall is noisy, and there is no court etiquette, please treat him for the crime of rudeness." ”

It's not right to fart, Wu Fa used farts as an excuse at this time, which is really vulgar. This reckless man, who is open-mouthed, wants to create the first unjust case in history caused by fart?

"Huh?"

Wu Fa was not afraid at all: "Who is unreasonable? When I meet my father, is it rude? You see your father, you pretend you don't know? You don't have a father in your eyes, you put the whole grain gas just now, right, so you jumped out in a hurry to hide your embarrassment? ”

"You!"

Qi Yuanlong, the middle of the imperial history, suddenly widened his eyes: "Which ear do you hear that it's me?" ”

"It's easy to do."

farted in the court, it was fine.

But at this moment, it is filthy court. Wu Fa looked around and stretched out his hand to point at a courtier: "Is that you?" ”

The courtier immediately shook his head, even if it was him, he couldn't admit it.

"Is that you?"

"Is that you?"

pointed at several ministers in a row, and these ministers all shook their heads.

Wu Fa raised his eyebrows: "Look at it, look at it, no one has put it down." So, if someone else doesn't put it, then you're the only one left. This lord, I said hello to my father first, it is a big sin, so what crime should I be guilty of defiling the court? ”

"This is a big crime, and it will be hit with thirty boards."

A military general in his forties reminded Wu Fa in a low voice.

This military general stood in the forefront, obviously his position was not low, and he was so kind to remind him that Wu Fa understood that in fact, the courtiers of the Manchu Dynasty, no one liked to speak officials, especially military generals: "Did you hear that?" If I'm guilty, I'll admit punishment, let's fight together? ”

"Alright."

Emperor Qingyuan had to speak, and said angrily: "Wu Fa, you bastard, you haven't returned to class yet." ”

With a grin, Wu Fa nodded slightly at the frightened old man, and the old man breathed a sigh of relief.

The emperor couldn't solve this matter, and Wu Fa was a little confused.

The first time he went to court, where was his position?

The middle-aged man just now beckoned to Wu Fa: "You stand with me." ”

"What's your surname?"

This is a good person, and Wu Fa has a good impression of him.

"My name is Niu Jizong, how close is my brother?"

Niu Jizong is familiar, Wu Fa is also nowhere to be seen, hearing Niu Jizong's name, Wu Fa's eyes lit up: "Brother, there is a man named Niu Jiqing, who once wanted to kill me, do you know?" If you know, tell him 100,000 taels of silver, and the matter will be revealed, otherwise I will find an opportunity to kill him. ”

Niu Jizong was a little embarrassed, and whispered: "Brother, give a face, how about I ask him to kowtow to you when I turn around?" ”

"Kowtow is exempt, I have just started a family, and my family needs money for firewood, rice, oil and salt, and I don't have any income, if I sincerely apologize, how about giving 180,000 taels?"

The corners of Niu Jizong's mouth twitched, and his eyelids jumped.

That's what makes the lion open his mouth.

The two people muttered quietly, their heads on their heads, and they felt that there were a lot of eyes looking at them, and as soon as the two of them looked up, including the emperor, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty stared at the two people.

"Hehe, hehe, you're all spoiled on you, the mosquitoes are biting you, I'll help you run away."

You're just spoiled, and you have mosquitoes in the winter?

This thing is nonsense, changing the topic, Niu Jizong still has to pretend to be grateful: "Thank you, brother, I'll take a bath when I go back, no wonder I forgot to take a bath in the past two days." ”

The faces of the Manchu Dynasty civil and military are dark, these two bastards are not stingy, reckless!

Emperor Qingyuan smiled and said: "Niu Aiqing, Wu Aiqing, I know that in the north and northwest of Shenjing City, there are many bathing places, natural Yellow River water, do you want to go?" ”

"Back to Your Majesty, there is water in the minister's house, and the old cow has lice on his body, so he needs to go to the Yellow River to bathe."

Wu Fa hurriedly excused himself, and the fool could hear that Emperor Qingyuan wanted him to lead his troops north.

This morning, his lower abdomen is still swollen and painful, and he still wants to stay at home two days after he got married.

The sword has no eyes, and the fool rushes forward. Especially in the era when firearms have been developed, Wu Facai does not want to take risks.

Third-class man, he is already very content.

Emperor Qingyuan didn't give him a chance: "When Wu Aiqing didn't come just now, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty had already discussed, Wu Aiqing and Niu Aiqing took the order." ”

Wu Fa's face was dark, and he coldly glanced at the ministers, this group of old people were hiding and harming him!

It's a pity that no one in the Manchu Dynasty had anyone to help him speak, so he had to go out of class and kneel: "Minister Wu sent an order." ”

The holy decree was not prepared, and the emperor played on the spot: "Today, in the north and northwest of Shenjing City, bandits are rampant, plundering villages and towns, causing 3,000 deaths, merchants from all walks of life, and countless looting, Wu Fa is promoted to the general of the North Road to fight for Kou, and Niu Jizong is the deputy general, from now on, the 20,000 troops of the Huben battalion will go north..."

What's special, no wonder my eyelids have been jumping since yesterday, I thought I was going to make a fortune, but I didn't expect to lead the troops north.

Wu Fa pinched his nose and recognized: "Lao Niu, no wonder your brother has an enmity with me, you still flatter me so much, it turns out that you have a plan." ”

Lao Niu is his lieutenant, and Lao Niu is afraid of being pitted.

"Wu Aiqing, take the order."

This reckless man, can't tell the difference?

Wu Fa kowtowed: "Minister Wu Fa leads the order, Your Majesty, how many products does this general ask for Kou?" ”

The Manchu Dynasty pouted, this reckless man, this is a false seal, how many products do you have?

However, this reckless man is finally leaving Beijing, and Shenjing City can live a stable year.

"When you go out on the expedition, you will return to the dynasty from Yipin, and the class teacher will return to the dynasty to recover."

Emperor Qingyuan smiled slightly: "If you make meritorious contributions, you can be promoted to a knight." ”

Since there is no excuse, it will make a big fuss. I'm going to get into trouble, I'm going to fight, and next time you'll dare to use me? can't calculate well: "This is very good, the minister will sweep the north!" ”

This swept the north, where to sweep, it's not up to him to have the final say?

"Ding, congratulations to the host, you have evolved on the path of the reckless man and obtained attribute points 12"

......

"Lao Niu, prepare the silver to go to my house, otherwise this time, I will use the military power to make you take risks every time. Although he didn't lose his life, he couldn't keep his work from making progress, but he lost his black hat. ”

Hell, don't threaten so directly, okay?

Niu Jizong's face turned dark: "Sooner or later, someone will impeach you, so blatant." ”

"Lao Niu, you are really not interested, this is your brother harming me, giving me spiritual comfort money, don't go quickly, there is only one hour, we will go on the expedition."

Niu Jizong scolded and left, Wu Fa's face became solemn, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty wanted him to go on the expedition, which was very abnormal. There is still a month to go before the New Year, and at this time do you want him to go on the expedition?

The nobles of Shenjing City are obviously afraid that he will often make trouble in Shenjing City and slap the nobles in the face. These bastards also want to have a good year.

Or are they going to make big moves?

Afraid of getting in the way?

"Damn, there's not a good thing."

They spent the New Year in peace in Shenjing City, and he was going to lead the troops to suffer.

Including the emperor, is this annoying him?

This backer is unreliable.

Back in the mansion, Qin Keqing's pretty face was very serious, and he helped him put on his armor with his own hands, without saying a word.

"Ke'er, don't keep a straight face, for your husband's expedition this time, I will definitely help you earn a super life and come back."

I don't know when I will come back this time, and Wu Fa is also a little reluctant. This newlywed Yan'er was just when you and I were nong, and his brother had only eaten a few meals, and he was going to starve again.

Blind Dajin a ruler, more than 30 centimeters.

"Sir."

Qin Keqing hugged him: "I don't want to be super-qualified, I just want the master to return safely." I'm waiting for you at home, well, my mother and my little sister are waiting for you at home. ”

The man has ambitions in all directions, and her husband is a general, and she is ordered to go on the expedition, which is not something she can stop.

Even though she has tenderness in her chest, the two peaks can't hold the river that insists on going east.

"Hey."

Wu Fa was reluctant to leave, and he had to leave.

took out the Suixin Pill, this pill was like a candy, Wu Fa smiled: "Come to Ke'er, eat a jelly bean before parting, and wait for me at home obediently." ”

Qin Keqing ate it in his mouth without hesitation and nodded heavily.

Wu Fa had to sigh and be moved.

As a little wife, her trust in him has reached such a point?

After taking this pill, he can't have children for five years, but at least, Qin Keqing's life has changed, and he can finally rest assured that he is out on the expedition.

......

"Old Niu, you're really not interesting."

With his own soldiers, Wu Fa and Niu Jizong ran out of the city. Wu Fa scolded: "You really deserve to be a cow, you really got home." ”

"Lao Wu, you don't have to be big or small, according to the title, I am a first-class uncle, you want to worship me."

Niu Jizong was triumphant: "Don't think about the silver, I really don't have any money in the Gongguo Mansion." ”

"Do you have a girl in your family?"

Wu Fa's eyes lit up: "I'm not afraid of no silver, use the girl to pay off the debt." ”

"Yes, wow."

Niu Jizong's eyes also lit up.

Wu Fa was excited: "Seeing that you promised to be so refreshing, your girl must be Dong Shi." Wow old cow, I treat you as a brother, you want me to be your son-in-law, call you father-in-law? Think beautifully! ”

"Haha, our girl is twenty-eight, a flower in Shenjing City, but unfortunately she was wrong back then, and she has been hiding at home so far. That's my sister-in-law, Lao Wu, do you want to be your concubine? ”

"Roll the calf..."

If Lao Tzu believes you, he is really stupid.